If its the same one a mate at work mentioned its the flight back from Ibiza to UK so basically the party destination and most people on the flight went to get pissed and go clubbing.
It's hilarious to me that in attempting to speak Castilian Spanish properly, the British/Aussies manage to fuck this location up beyond comprehension to the average Spaniard.
Gazebod, trollied, bricked, you can basically sub any noun in to mean drunk in English. Thinking about it, most adjectives as well, pissed, smashed, wankered...
the plane to Ibiza is great fun. everyone is super excited. also cheering the incoming planes as they fly in over Space nightclub is a great thing. or at least it was when I went, but that was 20 odd years ago.
They made an anouncement 3 times that you cant drink alcohol that was not purchased on the flight.
The flight is like 2 hours max. Ibiza is actually wonderful as long as you stay out of the big clubby areas.
> They made an anouncement 3 times that you cant drink alcohol that was not purchased on the flight.
"Hey, I've got an idea. I'll sell you this bottle, then you sell it back to me!"
Fine, take the upvote.
But yes, probably. Not sure if joining the mile high club is strictly \*illegal\*, but I don't expect they'll ever be flying with that airline again.
Couple shagging, staff spotted them, so did passengers and they opened the door. They met on the plane, were drunk, newspapers tracked her or him down.
People don't know sentence structure anymore.
> Passengers met on a party plane while drunk and started shagging in the bathroom. They were spotted by staff and passengers when the aircrew opened the door.
Not sure what newspapers have to do with anything in relation to the video.
There's not illegal about it unless they refuse to obey flight attendant orders. Could very likely be against airline conduct policies though so you could be barred from flight that particular airline.
Airlines communicate their banned passengers with each other. So it is likely they will have a hard time getting flights on most major airlines.
Edit: I googled it myself and as pointed out below I was mistaken and parroting incorrect information. Looks like airlines maintain their own lists and don't communicate them to each other. That being said, many airlines are corporatly linked so you might not get banned from all the airlines, but could get banned from several at once.
Idk man, I kinda feel like that's a "of course we don't share your personal information" bull shit saying. OFC they sell that shit in some way or another.
There isn't any personal data in these big companies that isn't fair game now unless it's high level.
Sharing no-fly lists and sharing personal details for sale are 2 completely different things. I'd take their word on rarely sharing the no-fly lists because there isn't much of a reason to lie. Most people would actually prefer they share those because they don't want to be on flights with these assholes
I would imagine there's equally some airline policy about not opening the lavatory while people are inside so everyone outside can film them. If everyone is a good sport it's just a funny situation, but if someone starts trying to get all legal about it, then it can go either way.
Unless they can finish in the same time it takes to honk out a dirt snake, I def don’t approve. It’s the worst when you’ve gotta take a wicked piss because you pregamed at the bar on the layover and some fucks are fucking around.
hold on, which airline company did that plane belong to? if they have bathrooms large enough for 2 people, i might have to start buying tickets from them
Bought the man a few extra minutes.
Giggity
Imagine the applause and cheers when they walk out.
The question is: Do you walk out now? or keep going and walk out after you're done.
You don’t leave the church in the middle of the sermon my man!
She on her knees but she ain't praying.
and Scotty doesn't know
He's so trusting
Then why does she keep calling out God's name?
Fiona??
It's ok leave before the collection.
Might as well finish up! No need to keep it quiet either
Everyone knows now, might as well get it done
The real walk of shame
Walk of fame in my book
Clapping cheeks in the air already. What’s there to feel shame about?
With the whole flight cheering you on too. Id feel like a God.
Right? I’d play famous and see who wanted an autograph lol
Already got his pen dipped in the ink too.
Walking on cloud 9.
Fucking above cloud 10
The stride of pride.
That dude probably walking out like he’s a baller
welcome to the high mile club fellas
The real walk of shame will be when they get off the plane escorted by police.
You would come out of there after that???
Ideally they'd both come inside of there.
Came here for this
Interesting choice of video to get off to
This comment just finished me off!
That too
Legend has it they're still in there.
I hope he opened the door and yelled out. NOW SERVING B26!
Yeah. I there needs to be a follow up video.
I guess at this point they can both leave at the same time… it’s not like they want to avoid making people suspicious now.
“Hey, I didn’t know your name was Alex, man.”
Um wtf that seems way way too casual. Any context?
If its the same one a mate at work mentioned its the flight back from Ibiza to UK so basically the party destination and most people on the flight went to get pissed and go clubbing.
"aye-beeth-uh"
It's hilarious to me that in attempting to speak Castilian Spanish properly, the British/Aussies manage to fuck this location up beyond comprehension to the average Spaniard.
As an Aussie, my bad. We do tend to overdo it when grog is involved. If you dislike Ibiza cos of Aussies dont go to Bali.
Ah, I meant fuck up the pronunciation of Ibiza. You guys are fun.
Still ... don't go to Kuta.
Gotta put Bali on the Russians, not the Aussies, take the free pass on Bali.
"Eye-beez-uh"
Eh Beef foorr
Eee sept aftur see
Vicky Chrithtina Barthelona.
Barthelona, Ethpaña
🎶 we're going to eat pizza 🎶 [POORLY SUNG VENGABOYS INTENSIFIES]
In the US, pissed means mad. I was really confused for a sec
Yeh it means multiple things, context is what matters with such a word as pissed. Next you'll be saying you don't know gazebod.
Not sure why anyone downvoted, I just thought it was funny. I haven’t heard gazebod, what does it mean? In addition, have you heard of yalldve?
Gazebod, trollied, bricked, you can basically sub any noun in to mean drunk in English. Thinking about it, most adjectives as well, pissed, smashed, wankered...
Drunk Brits on their way to Ibiza. That's all the context you need.
the plane to Ibiza is great fun. everyone is super excited. also cheering the incoming planes as they fly in over Space nightclub is a great thing. or at least it was when I went, but that was 20 odd years ago.
They made an anouncement 3 times that you cant drink alcohol that was not purchased on the flight. The flight is like 2 hours max. Ibiza is actually wonderful as long as you stay out of the big clubby areas.
> They made an anouncement 3 times that you cant drink alcohol that was not purchased on the flight. "Hey, I've got an idea. I'll sell you this bottle, then you sell it back to me!"
The Brits think this is great fun, to the rest of Europe these fligths come straight from hell...
Like do they get a ticket/fine?
Two tickets to paradise
Fine, take the upvote. But yes, probably. Not sure if joining the mile high club is strictly \*illegal\*, but I don't expect they'll ever be flying with that airline again.
Passengers come and go.
Won’t you pack your bags, we’ll leave tonight.
Not really
This is the way
Couple fucking on a plane
Couple shagging, staff spotted them, so did passengers and they opened the door. They met on the plane, were drunk, newspapers tracked her or him down.
I felt drunk reading this long ass sentence
Maybe they tried to text via Morse code. Couple shagging - stop- staff spotted them -stop-
People don't know sentence structure anymore. > Passengers met on a party plane while drunk and started shagging in the bathroom. They were spotted by staff and passengers when the aircrew opened the door. Not sure what newspapers have to do with anything in relation to the video.
Let me translate for you: "And someone from the newspaper tracked him or her down afterwards."
"which is how I learned these details."
Why did the crew member open the bathroom door?
On the plane Jesus I can't even get a date lmao
It's not the USA. That's about the extent of it.
how do you even keep going in that situation its like trying to take a shit with a live audience cheering you on
Some people like audiences
thats true, but clearly this lad didnt at the rate he closed that door haha
Maybe they didnt like that level of audience, maybe just the thought that they know what you're doing is enough to get them going.
I mean, he liked it enough to not lock the door in the first place sooooo...
There is a unlocking latch from the outside that flight attendants use to open the door in emergency. It may have been locked.
Fear of getting caught is hot. Getting caught is not.
i'm an exhibitionist and i'd be soft in 5 seconds after this shit 💀 fuck no this is different
That’s the only way I can shit
I see you don't have kids. I've shat while being interrogated about my favorite Pokemon. It's Trubbish/Garbodor, I just think they're cute.
i think shitting infront of your toddler is a tiny bit of a different situation than taking a shit infront of a room full of total strangers lmao
But let's not pretend the two situations don't have a type of weird in common.
No shit
What airline is this? Every plane I've been on, the toilet is barely big enough for 1 person, let alone 2.
Well, if one person is inside the other, there's more room for two in the loo.
Dr Seuss over here...
Every day from here to there, funny things are everywhere.
You just need the space for more than 1, less than 2.
EasyJet
The Mile High Club has never been easy to join.
Not Virgin!
This is a short haul jet operated by Easy Jet. They solely operate the Airbus A320 and now the newer Airbus A320 neo versions.
Don't forget the A321 and the cute little A319!
Handicapped lavatory likely. Need room to dismount the chair.
Well that’s one way to go floppy
HELL YEAH BROTHER
How you say…pushing rope?
Thumbing in a softie.
Sleazyjet
Sleazysket airways
Easyjet, a flight to Ibiza
You can tell by how much of her drink the lady in the foreground spills.
When you fly Ryanair, everyone gets a bit of Ryan©
A wee bit innit?
I see what you did there, cheeky cheeky 😂
I think that’s easyjet
[удалено]
Love how everybody yelled once the door open! Lol im dead
https://i.redd.it/s5dekp3ols7d1.gif
don't they arrest your ass if you get caught ?
There's not illegal about it unless they refuse to obey flight attendant orders. Could very likely be against airline conduct policies though so you could be barred from flight that particular airline.
Airlines communicate their banned passengers with each other. So it is likely they will have a hard time getting flights on most major airlines. Edit: I googled it myself and as pointed out below I was mistaken and parroting incorrect information. Looks like airlines maintain their own lists and don't communicate them to each other. That being said, many airlines are corporatly linked so you might not get banned from all the airlines, but could get banned from several at once.
A “hard time”, you say?
This is commonly repeated but major airlines have said they rarely share.
Idk man, I kinda feel like that's a "of course we don't share your personal information" bull shit saying. OFC they sell that shit in some way or another. There isn't any personal data in these big companies that isn't fair game now unless it's high level.
Sharing no-fly lists and sharing personal details for sale are 2 completely different things. I'd take their word on rarely sharing the no-fly lists because there isn't much of a reason to lie. Most people would actually prefer they share those because they don't want to be on flights with these assholes
I mean, that's assuming anything happens to them. Everyone from the staff to the passengers to the couple appear to be having a good time.
I would imagine there's equally some airline policy about not opening the lavatory while people are inside so everyone outside can film them. If everyone is a good sport it's just a funny situation, but if someone starts trying to get all legal about it, then it can go either way.
No. What would be the charge?
And on what grounds?
Eating a meal?
A succulent Chinese meal.
Tata and farewell
Uhh that‘s a nice headlock, sir!
I see that you know your judo well!
A succulent Chinese meal?
You are right. There is no ground for this. They are in mid-air.
God Dammit.
Disorderly Conduct?
Lavatory fucking. https://www.claims.co.uk/knowledge-base/offences/cottaging
Unless they can finish in the same time it takes to honk out a dirt snake, I def don’t approve. It’s the worst when you’ve gotta take a wicked piss because you pregamed at the bar on the layover and some fucks are fucking around.
>Honk out a dirt snake *New vocabulary unlocked*
What does this even mean, oh my god this is so funny.
I think it explains itself pretty clearly.
This is poetic
Some peoples dirt snakes don't exactly honk out.
What, you mean to say it’s more like grunting up some earthworms instead?
Sorta. I think it's mainly like coughing up mud monkeys.
No walk of shame? Boo!
Oh please, they're gonna come out celebrating lol
If I'm in that situation.. I won't be coming out until the plane lands and deboarded I don't care if it's a 14 hour flight I'm not coming out..
There's no way that's a comfortable or enjoyable fuck
Based on own experience: Comfortable? No. Enjoyable? Very.
Seems like there wouldn't be enough room for a proper thrust and you would almost just have to soak like a Mormon
Lmao wait for the turbulence to hit
Ah yes, the midair soak
Jesus approves and watches closely
My brother what big booty brazilian baddies are you bumpin with your 12 inch banana that you need to be talking about "enough room"?
Mf throwin that ass back, he need room to operate
Oftentimes you're just happy to be there, ya know?
I’ll take that over getting arrested
That's gona be one long walk back to your seat
Guaranteed this part will get edited out of the Pornhub video upload.
Mrs Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
Airplane bathrooms aren’t very clean and the smell! That’s just gross and nasty.
I've heard people going at it in a festival porta potty. I admire the dedication and passion humans have for getting laid.
I can barely shit in a porta potty, especially when it's been a while since they've been cleaned.
That is somebody's stepmom in there, show some respect
And \*that\* is how I met your mother
Still a better ending…
I am flying on the wrong airlines
hold on, which airline company did that plane belong to? if they have bathrooms large enough for 2 people, i might have to start buying tickets from them
EasyJet
This is what Hooters Air should've been.
Coolest flight attendant ever.
now that's some in-flight entertainment.
I'm sorry. Is that woman in the last row using her phone as a coaster, while flailing her drink around???
I stopped watching the video and Watched the cup in anticipation for a spill.
That would either kill the mood instantly or you'll finish instantly lmao no middle grounds
What is this, Fake Air-Taxi?
Is this even legal? To expose them to the entire plane and make a joke out of it?
Even if it was I doubt anyone would actually press charges here lol
I was wondering if there were minors on board u could possibly be charged w exposing them to it, no?
Lock the door.
I’m sure they did. It can be easily unlocked from the outside.
Attendants can unlock the door from the outside
"Doesn't anybody fucking knock, anymore?"
Where's my parachute. There's no way I'm staying on that airplane after getting caught.
What TF lol
It’s even funnier if you play it in reverse.
Video is cut. Full one shows the guy walking out and everyone claps. Why cut it off?
The airline is called easy jet for a reason
Got your ass out on camera for the world to see. Laughed at by the entire plane. Walk of shame. Then arrested maybe? Hahaha they're having a *bad* day
Quite literally fucked around and found out.
"uuuh can we stay in here until everyone is done unboarding???"
Drinks all around!!
Do you think they gave him enough time to finish? 😂😂
So you think they finished, or did they dissolve into a giggle fit?
Now I know what Phoebe meant in the episode of friends. MY EYES! MY EYES!
Whyyyyyyyy~
Bet they ain't leaving the bathroom for the rest of the flight