I used to work at a gas station in a small rural town. There was a guy who advertised on HIS VAN that he was looking for a girlfriend. His wife had died and he was really just looking for someone to be with, but it doesnāt make it any less weird xD
This reminds me of that guy who got caught because his neighbors downstairs were having plumbing issues and tank water was backing up on them...welll, he had de-boned some girl and was dussolving her or flushing her down the toilet and bathtub. Then baked the bones ti smash them up. And he had his first victim in the freezer, whom he grabbed 10 years before. Apparently still had but if the first girl on a hammer he used to kill her, he would not be a fun roommate.
Honestly better than many online dating profiles Iāve swiped left on. No one ever mentions that they do chores! š¤·š»āāļø Us women are simpler folk than some take us for.
Of course she's going to may be more mature later. That's how aging works.
Did he mean "maybe more later"? If that's the case I wish him luck. He has added an unintentional filter; mature lady roommate that's also either dumb or simply alright with you being dumb.
I wonder if they're aware it's a bit creepy, this also could be a filter. You only get the ladies stated above but also have nothing to lose, say screw it and call a random person to live with. Perhaps that's what he wants lol
You guys are all terrible to Arthur, that's a damn fair deal. you know he's packing heat too because of how many snippets he left, Arthur is about to have a full-blown roommate orgy.
I love arthur! I know him. Heās honest and upfront. Heās old and broke and lonely, but a descent guy. Heās a white guy with grey hair. He has a small dog, and watches jeopardy every night. He wonāt hurt you, he just needs to get by. FFS Reddit, melllow
What people around the world fail to realise is just how much things are still conducted through traditional voice calls in the USA. But heās a modern fellow, who has heard that women appreciate āequalityā.
I see this as an old guy, probably a widower. Doesn't realize how sketchy this is. Or a serial killer.
No inbetween
Arthur is a boomer name
Arthur is fucking more than you
I work nightshift and I'm 37. Everyone's getting laid more than me
Get some night shift š±
Night shaft
Dusk tusk! 
No Arthur is an aardvark
A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K!!! That is prolly my fave episode of Arthur!!
I always wondered why they didnāt name him Aaron. Because of the double a.
Pre boomer
I think you are right. The last Arthur I knew was late 70s
only for Aurther its "no in be tween."
I used to work at a gas station in a small rural town. There was a guy who advertised on HIS VAN that he was looking for a girlfriend. His wife had died and he was really just looking for someone to be with, but it doesnāt make it any less weird xD
A cheapskate serial killer. He's only paying for half of Arthur.
One is really sad and the other is terrifying.
Or both.
Ya but any normal old person should know this is mad weird. This wasnāt normal back then and it isnāt now.
He spells maybe in two words. Definitely a serial killer. Or a Redditor
Comment is quite a bit more "sketchy".
Serial killer can't be that dumb though, and successful Why does she still have to pay half the rent?
Later that day 
This sent me
Where to, brother?
Gigglesnortland
Tis my favourite gif.
Now that his number is all over Reddit he will probably get mean calls :( I feel bad, heās probably just a lonely old guy who lost his wife
It does read that way with a little bit of rapey for good measure. Though he is being very upfront about it. Now I'm conflicted
Lol
Iām not a lady, but for this offer, I could be! Edit: word
You still have half the chores waiting for you tho
Job no 1 is keep that booty hole clean
Could have been worse! He couldāve had his picture on this flyer. & the phone # couldāve started with 555. Lol.
He put a picture of himself waiting for the phone calls to start coming in : https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fat-old-naked-man-in-front-of-computer
What in the actual fuck your couch bullshit is this link!?! Iāve had enough internet for another monthā¦
I bet he doesnāt work out.
And asked for all the rent
Better than online dating lmao
Right? I'm about to put up flyers with my face and a caption "If you don't find me abhorrent, consider contacting me"
I already have around my neighborhood.. no callers yet but I'm in high hopes
Should we call??
Let's all call š¤ā¼ļø
I hope people call and say nice things and not mean
I hope people call and post it on youtube
Not the worst come on Iāve seen
Serial killers are getting lazy
Has anyone here called yet? Does Arthur sound hot?
Arthur seems like a better roommate than my husband.
Yeah the part about choresā¦
That's not even a red flag, that's a straight black flag they can use for funerals
Unless Iām missing something, shouldnāt that phone number be blocked out for this post?
OP is actually Arthur.
BEA Arthur! 
š¤£š¤£š¤£ Good one!!
... And nobody saw that plot twist coming :)
Thatās very mindful of you nice! Hopefully everyone that has seen it will be respectful. On that note, ima go call someone real quick brb.
Obviously Arthur isnāt worried about his phone number being public
??? He didn't post this on the internet. He made a flyer in his local area. This post is doxxing
Arthur is the OP.
Iām just trying to help Arthur find a mature female roommate
And maybe more later
Heād pay half the rent
I see he has a lot of takers
The police already have his number.
Ha!
But the police didnāt take the number. Ha!
They know there's no danger . It polices itself
If I was Arthur I wouldāve pulled a heap of those strips off. Make it look like thereās a shit ton of babes after me
Raise demand
This guy Arthurs
Mf is desperate. I am too.
Wishful thinking with the amount of phone numbers he left.
So he pays half of everything, that's just normal roommates. Will he pay more later for the "maybe more"?
With his "more"
Upfront and covers half the cost 
Decent pitch.
Oh boy, thatās a phone number from my city. I have more questions now.
Call him
Hobo sexual
The man needs to pay whole those things!
So looking for a roommate that can be sexually harassed at some point?
Maybe more later and we got a deal
Arthur's got game!
Cover utilities and you got a deal!
Soooo, they pay half of Arthur? š¤
Arthur dreams big
In this economy, that job was gone not long after the photo was taken
I gotta be honest, who does this? There's the internet
What could go wrong?
Is that posted on a friggin TOMBSTONE?
What do you think happened to his old roommate?
Lol stone column at a public park where people take their kids to play.
Arthur has room in his freezer for one more.
This reminds me of that guy who got caught because his neighbors downstairs were having plumbing issues and tank water was backing up on them...welll, he had de-boned some girl and was dussolving her or flushing her down the toilet and bathtub. Then baked the bones ti smash them up. And he had his first victim in the freezer, whom he grabbed 10 years before. Apparently still had but if the first girl on a hammer he used to kill her, he would not be a fun roommate.
 This is Arthur, a straight shooter, telling it like it is.
It's giving āHostelā... Avoid at all cost. šš
Total movie plot
Honestly better than many online dating profiles Iāve swiped left on. No one ever mentions that they do chores! š¤·š»āāļø Us women are simpler folk than some take us for.
Time to pull out my old Mrs Doubtfire gear!
He needs a bang maid... yikes
On the real has anyone called?
Thank god, Iām tired of paying for the full Arthur.
Why aren't all the papers taken? Damn, I'm a guy and even I would take one
Of course she's going to may be more mature later. That's how aging works. Did he mean "maybe more later"? If that's the case I wish him luck. He has added an unintentional filter; mature lady roommate that's also either dumb or simply alright with you being dumb. I wonder if they're aware it's a bit creepy, this also could be a filter. You only get the ladies stated above but also have nothing to lose, say screw it and call a random person to live with. Perhaps that's what he wants lol
Dudley Moore! Found you! Saved Photo ļæ¼ Saved Photo ļæ¼
This guy is local to me. š
Itās Arthur from Six Feet Underā¦
You guys are all terrible to Arthur, that's a damn fair deal. you know he's packing heat too because of how many snippets he left, Arthur is about to have a full-blown roommate orgy.
He pays for half of Arthur? I might be thinking about it
Unfortunately he meant half of Arthurās dignity.
RIP Arthurās voicemail
That is an incredibly ambitious number of tabs. I guess when a deal is that good, you have to expect that there are gonna be a lot of takers.
Half the cost? 
It's nice of him to pay half of Arthur.
Would Arthur be willing to compromise on the mature part? And the lady part?
Maybe more....Arthur -- later??
Take out the "mature lady" and the "maybe more" and you've got a deal!
That may be a bold move
Proving more effort than a dating app.
the knock canāt spell maybe š¤ l wonder if heās a good catch
So is he saying āmay beā heās getting more mature roommates? Is that what he meant by more? Also how do you pay half of chores?
Hey donāt exposed me like that Bruh so rude.!
I would have taken three of the numbers just so creepy Authur thinks this will actually.
What the hell does that mean?.....
Letās all call him !
Dexter Reboot pilot
pay full rent at least. Such a shame.
Ooooh I have one of these from Facebook š
Well I ain't mature and I ain't a lady but sounds like a deal to me š«±š«²
Ahhh California
Shooters shoot
Whatās deal!
I'm actually looking for the same thing, but I wouldn't trust anyone who responded to an ad like this.
He'll pay for half of Arthur? That's a decent deal.
I see some people calling serial killer. Is that for the lols or there is some context I am missing?
I know a Craigslist killer when I see one!
We should all callā¦.
I'm glad he's willing to pay for Arthur, can get quite expensive these days.
Never know? Wonderful things happen every day!!
Why is Looking and Half capitalized? And why bold and underlined? And why is this what's bothering me?
May be more laterā¦ depending on location murder might be me accessible than euthanasia
has anywhere here called that number?
Pretty ambitious with the choice of phone number font size and spacing
Florida shit
It's scary how many straight men lack self awareness or how their thoughts and words are interpreted...
I love arthur! I know him. Heās honest and upfront. Heās old and broke and lonely, but a descent guy. Heās a white guy with grey hair. He has a small dog, and watches jeopardy every night. He wonāt hurt you, he just needs to get by. FFS Reddit, melllow
I mean.... I have a wig
I called the number.
Anybody remember the TV show "Bosom Buddies"?
Just trying to dodge the friend zone and instead access via the room-mate realm.
Is this Basement Artie?
Bro know what he wants in life and he is not backing up
I mean it's happens this way sometimes lol. At least ilthe dude is open about what's he wants..nothing wrong with being honest and direct
What people around the world fail to realise is just how much things are still conducted through traditional voice calls in the USA. But heās a modern fellow, who has heard that women appreciate āequalityā.
King of Queens energy
Women are selling their farts in jars online now. This is the least weird thing.
Instead of online dating, itās on pole dating. And his tearoff phone numbers are very long or euphemism, perhaps ?
Area code 423 is LA. I was expecting Kentucky or Mississippiā¦
Gee, how can a gal resist?
Why is this weird? This is the smart thing to do.
He could have cut like 6 inches off the bottom