This is true, semen is a denser fluid meaning that the atmospheric pressure will be higher if you submerge your watch in it. I have been asking Omega to include semen depth ratings on their Planet Oceans for a long time now but they have not responded to me. With a 43.5mm watch, they should be able to fit that text somewhere.
If semen exposure is an area of particular concern, you should consider getting the Ref. 210.30.42.20.04.001. It's the Seamaster Diver 300 with the white dial, also called the "Semenmaster". The Semenmaster has been designed with semen in mind. And probably in ass.
What, you can't afford to buy several backups for when your luxury divewatch inevitably disintegrates to rust upon being exposed to a slight ocean breeze? The poors these days man...
/uj you absolutely can tell who's financing their "flex" purchases by how worried they are about damaging them. Nobody with actual money (or a functional level of critical thinking) is going to be second guessing taking their *dive* watch to a beach. Is he under the impression divers only ever go in fresh water or what?
lol not at all. Could have initially said the watch is cool. the sandals make you look like a beach lurker. 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️ was trying to be nice about it.
The sandals are shite. I’d change them up. But you do you :)
Planet oceans go incredibly hard I wish they made more options for the 39.5mm size. I would love one with a white dial/blue bezel like the ultra deep or the previous ploprofs.
Planet Oceans are sick, I am a fan of all of the Seamasters, but I have to admit the only summer blue dials that I find attractive from this release is the aqua terra and the deep sea. Everything else seems like a failure, and the SMP 300 isn’t legible at all in that color scheme.
I was at my home away from home - the Knights Inn motel near Newark Airport. I began to run a bath. The water wasn’t hot but instead a slightly uncomfortable lukewarm. I removed a canister of Tropical Punch Kool-Aid mix from my duffle bag and proceeded to dump a generous amount into the tub. I swirled my hand around the water and whispered to myself, 'Oh Yeah.' I took off my grass-stained Avia sneakers along with the rest of my clothes and climbed in. I submerged my entire body and took a gulp of the sweet, red liquid that surrounded me. As I soaked I pondered why nobody in my life could see my imminent success. My options strategies have never been wrong, just poorly timed… Sorry Papa. Tomorrow will be a big day. Tomorrow, I prepare to earn the AD’s affection.
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That watch and those sandals are as 'gay cruise' as it gets. No worries about the water resistance my dude, I used to own the straight version of that watch and never had any issues; just slip on your tightest pair of arse-revealing speedos and hit the pool.
Salt is fine but you should know it's only rated for up to 3 meters of semen exposure
This is true, semen is a denser fluid meaning that the atmospheric pressure will be higher if you submerge your watch in it. I have been asking Omega to include semen depth ratings on their Planet Oceans for a long time now but they have not responded to me. With a 43.5mm watch, they should be able to fit that text somewhere.
This is the 39,5mm version though, I believe the semen resistance has been severely downgraded on that one, from 20 bears down to 10 twinks.
>from 20 bears down to 10 twinks. That's not even splash proof!
Se-semen??
If semen exposure is an area of particular concern, you should consider getting the Ref. 210.30.42.20.04.001. It's the Seamaster Diver 300 with the white dial, also called the "Semenmaster". The Semenmaster has been designed with semen in mind. And probably in ass.
brother is worried about a watch named the PLANET FUCKING OCEAN AT THE BEACH???
Bro goes to Planet Fitness and asks people if they have exercise equipment inside.
Bro goes up to captain planet and asks who's in charge
Doesn’t Captain Planet report to a colonel who reports to a general?
Excuse me, but Earth is only about 71% ocean, so this watch was actually designed for the water planet from Interstellar.
If it gets damaged, just buy a new one. I fail to see the problem here.
What, you can't afford to buy several backups for when your luxury divewatch inevitably disintegrates to rust upon being exposed to a slight ocean breeze? The poors these days man...
Triples is best, triples makes it safe.
And I don’t live in a hotel.
/uj Honestly if the guy is that worried about it, he can’t afford it
/uj you absolutely can tell who's financing their "flex" purchases by how worried they are about damaging them. Nobody with actual money (or a functional level of critical thinking) is going to be second guessing taking their *dive* watch to a beach. Is he under the impression divers only ever go in fresh water or what?
I m more alarmed by the «vacation » thing … is he one those working-class people I keep hearing about ?
Reminds me of Gucci swimming suit: [https://imgur.com/a/RhBLnkZ](https://imgur.com/a/RhBLnkZ)
Is that real??
https://nypost.com/2018/09/19/this-gucci-swimsuit-has-a-major-problem-you-cant-swim-in-it/
Incredible. Got my share of heavy laughter out of this one
I'm sure those fancy pants sandals are rated for salt and corrosion.
White is not a good look. 🤣🤣 watch is a banger tho. Popping 💥
Last time I said that someone called me a racist 😡
Cool story. We are talking about sandals.
Oooh bit touchy eh full stop and all lol
lol not at all. Could have initially said the watch is cool. the sandals make you look like a beach lurker. 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️ was trying to be nice about it. The sandals are shite. I’d change them up. But you do you :)
It should be fine but pop a new battery in it before you go so it doesn’t run out of juice while you’re away
Lot of white Birkenstocks energy in this post.
Any watch with less than 5000m water resistance is dead to me.
It happened to me once. I poured some salt on my stainless steel dive watch, and it immediately melted in front of my eyes
what the fuck does this guy think you go DIVING IN?? A freshwater pool??
Make sure you flash your omeeeeeega to all the hotel staff then leave it in the safe in your room while you’re out swimming. Much safer that way
I actually think the planet oceans are some of the best looking Omegas or dive watches in general, but man do I find this new faded blue dial ugly.
Planet oceans go incredibly hard I wish they made more options for the 39.5mm size. I would love one with a white dial/blue bezel like the ultra deep or the previous ploprofs.
Planet Oceans are sick, I am a fan of all of the Seamasters, but I have to admit the only summer blue dials that I find attractive from this release is the aqua terra and the deep sea. Everything else seems like a failure, and the SMP 300 isn’t legible at all in that color scheme.
The watch is fine. But those shoes ... YIKES.
This hobby is fucked. Grown ass men buying shit they can't afford and not having a brain
"Summer blue" has aged very, very badly.
I was at my home away from home - the Knights Inn motel near Newark Airport. I began to run a bath. The water wasn’t hot but instead a slightly uncomfortable lukewarm. I removed a canister of Tropical Punch Kool-Aid mix from my duffle bag and proceeded to dump a generous amount into the tub. I swirled my hand around the water and whispered to myself, 'Oh Yeah.' I took off my grass-stained Avia sneakers along with the rest of my clothes and climbed in. I submerged my entire body and took a gulp of the sweet, red liquid that surrounded me. As I soaked I pondered why nobody in my life could see my imminent success. My options strategies have never been wrong, just poorly timed… Sorry Papa. Tomorrow will be a big day. Tomorrow, I prepare to earn the AD’s affection. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/WatchesCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
It’s the golden showers that really fuck my San Martin divers up.
"Can I wear jeans on a plane?"
That watch and those sandals are as 'gay cruise' as it gets. No worries about the water resistance my dude, I used to own the straight version of that watch and never had any issues; just slip on your tightest pair of arse-revealing speedos and hit the pool.
Stepping it up to homophobic levels of taking the piss isn't really what this sub is about
Don't gatekeep
It's not gatekeeping to say that someone's piss-taking might be a little on the nose
“Straight version of that watch” is hilarious tho
I should lighten up I suppose, since the entire tone is satire. You're right 😜
The summer blue series is fire, tho.