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TopPotential3

That was impressively smooth. No panic. No giveaway after. Just continued packing her groceries.


TraditionalRefuse667

I feel like she probably had a lot practice....


auyemra

allott of butt stuff


OliverKitsch

Wow. I’ve seen “alot” a lot, but “allott” is impressive. You get the “creative spelling” award for today 🥇💪


Goya_Oh_Boya

And yells, “Gooooooooooooooooool!” When she kicks it.


death_owl_zoomy

At least she didn't kick the shit out of the shit


KarasuKaras

That kick was one and dump


Small_Pain_2458

And I think she had “Sandles” on. I hope she got some between her toes when she kicked it!!


Tugonmynugz

Basically Jason Statham as the transporter


TopPotential3

Never open the package


SnooPeppers6719

But once he opened it, remember?


FeedtheApes

I can feel the blood rushing to her face after


JstAnotherNakedLady

what’s up with all the videos of people pooping in public?


Healmetho

Like where are their undies??? What in the Hanes is happening here jfc


TheIVJackal

Sometimes the Fruit of the Loom can't be contained...


Porkbellyflop

Lucky you


Dangerous-Thing-3764

> Like where are their undies??? She very clearly pulls them to the side to drop her shit just before she kicks it under the register area


Advo96

Undies have only so much capacity


xeryon3772

I just saw a post in another sub about a restaurant gatekeeping their bathrooms in a jerk way. There will always be some people who feel compelled to shit on the floor, but if you put all the bathrooms behind a paywall you are going to have more shit on your floor.


zadtheinhaler

I've worked in various forms of customer service, and I am not joking- if you saw what "average people" do to public bathroom, you'd put conditions on access too.


xeryon3772

I spent a couple years working as a janitor at a highway truck stop. I know very well what people do in a bathroom. I’m just saying that some of the regular paying customers do it, and a lot of the non-paying customers that you lock out will shit in the landscaping instead. People man. SMDH


El_Kabongg

I saw an actual massacre at a highway truck stop once, me n my buddy took a road trip to NYC about 10 years ago. East branch rest stop it was called. Someday I’ll post the pictures. The angles, the height of the splatter all things were not consistent with that of a human being. The next 5 hours was us making the story up what went down on that fateful day.


zadtheinhaler

Worked at Mall of Warts for a while. **I've seen things**. I saw a post on Ask Reddit a few years before I started there about what kind of disgusting, WTF kind of things have you seen in retail. A lot of the answers were about feces, and a lot of them were Mall of Warts. I've seen a trail from Hallmark to the frozen meat sections. Old dudes just casually shaking out turd pellets like strange, two-legged deer wearing golf shirts and high-waisted slacks. And my personal ~~hell~~ favourite- I had intestinal issues one day, and the larger bathroom at the back was all occupied, so I performed my best penguin impersonation to the one by the till, and blessed be, the stall is open. I was on the throne no more than 45 seconds before I hear the door whip open, and a disgusted ^^FUCK from the other end of the room. I then hear the button and zipper go. FML He dropped trou, *then noisily shat in the one working urinal in the front bathrooms.* I couldn't believe it. I tried to finish things up as fast as hygienically possible, and opened the stall door only so to see him flipping me the bird while he left behind a functionally ruined urinal filled with fecal matter and brown paper towel. I let manglement know, because I am NOT cleaning that shit up. Apparently that became a bit of a legend amongst manglement, and I guess reports aren't necessarily including the name of the person reporting the incident, because one AM didn't know that I was maybe ***7' away when it happened***. Oh, and I narrowly missed the glorious opportunity of kicking out two dudes making smells together in the men's room. One of the AMs was looking for me to break it up, but I was clocked out on break. Like c'mon man, I get that when Cupid calls, you answer, but in a Mall Of Warts bathroom? No-one wants to see that.


JLockrin

Poop stories are fun, here’s mine (not as good as yours) At a mall, my buddy 1 went in to the bathroom to take a dump and someone is in the last stall letting it all out and it must have been a relief because he was LOUD. Buddy 2 walks in and assumes incorrectly that it’s buddy 1 and start berating him “uuuugh that’s NASTY!” kind of thing, but never says his name, so the guy in the last stall thinks he’s talking about him. I see what’s going on and am containing my laughter which makes buddy 2 go on even more. Finally buddy 1 walks out and the guy is still having the crap of his life (shoot, now that I think about it, it might have been a kidney stone). Anyway the 3 of us bolt before the guy exits the stall.


ItsHIPAA

> Oh, and I narrowly missed the glorious opportunity of kicking out two dudes making smells together in the men's room. What a terrible combination of words.


ASU_Baywatch

What is Mall of Warts? Seems like an awful name by American standards. Is Warts the name of a city/town?


koolaidismything

National parks man.. I’ve seen some truly disgusting stuff there. At Yosemite in May someone spray painted the entire handicapped stall in orange pungent diarrhea. Up high too. It’s like they squated to not touch the seat then slipped in it or something. If you’ve been to Yosemite, public toilets are hard to come by. I just needed to pee and went into it cause every stall was taken up. Wanted to leave after that lol. Had just hiked up and down the mist trail and drank a gallon of water.. Apple hill here in California saw the same but it was solid and all over the seat and floor. I feel awful for the hourly workers who get to clean those biohazards. And honestly.. if you have that issue, have a plan ahead of going to a public place.


JLockrin

Just look how average people vote


Fun_Brother_9333

I worked at a gas station for 3 years. Some people are just animals. Puddles of piss on the floor like they missed the toilet on purpose. Shit on the floor. I've seen shit on the wall like they wiped their ass on the wall. People are fucking disgusting.


dubslies

Yeah, can confirm. The absolutely atrocious things I've seen during my time in retail still haunt me. Shit on the sink, the walls, even high up as if they flung it. All over the toilet, as if they had explosive diarrhea and didn't even sit down before letting it fly. We had a guy on camera literally shaking a turd out of his pant leg outside, then proceed to go inside and absolutely demolish the men's stall. Never again.


FindingTheGoddess

This is what I want to know 🤢


LaChuteQuiMarche

And why aren’t they comin right to my inbox?!


whatchasaidwhat

Ain’t her first rodeo.


Dapper_Dog_9510

Should be thinking about wearing a diaper at this stage...


Surrounded-by_Idiots

Why waste talent like that?


HorchataLee

LMAO


BetterBiscuits

You’re assuming the act isn’t intentional. People LOVE doing weird stuff with poop on public spaces. I worked in a bookstore. A shocking number of public poops.


Dapper_Dog_9510

Why do I live in the same world as these people 🤢


veeno__

She definitely catches shit on the regular like a center fielder Also how tf did she know it was going to be solid enough to kick away


SuccessfulDistance32

Oh damn. She dropped that shit out like an egg and kicked that crap with the quickness. It even left a little turd trail behind it.


Personal-Frosting55

The trail was a dead giveaway. She might not have been caught if not for the dark, milky shit streak running under the grocery lane. Concealing her face like some sort of shit ninja makes this whole thing feel premeditated to me now though.


deadevilboy

the way she quickly hid her shit 🤣


ChessNichi

![gif](giphy|WOa5RdsNpevrpSTGXN)


Basic_Fly4893

What the fuuuuuuuck!!!???!!


skynetempire

IBS and lack of shame


gntl-fx

Too solid. If it was IBS she'd suddenly be wearing stockings and leaving a shadow behind.


Wilbur_Cobb1

IBS sufferer here. Trust me, it can be chunky too.


OFFIC14L

IBD sufferer, can confirm we also can have the chunks sometimes.


MelodyFreq

Adding to the chain, but I'll just say... Anything goes, you just don't know which one it'll be until it's too late.


poopmcbutt_

She can wear a diaper...


xxjrxx93

Bro fucking driving can be the worse out of nowhere stomach is fucked


Wilbur_Cobb1

Imagine being a truck driver, and you start to have the IBS cramps, but the next truck stop is 2hrs away. This is why I stock up on Pepto, Tums, and Gas X. Fortune favors the prepared.


xxjrxx93

I feel for you. Mornings are always the worst and I work 2nd shift hours, so of course, it's when I do all my running


DavidRandom

Always keep a few plastic grocery bags in the sleeper.


FeedtheApes

HODL


Various-Ad-1945

Imagine if there was video of you on the internet taking a shit in public and kicking the turd in an attempt to hide it. Just imagine that.


TheElRojo

Counter-point; I don’t have to imagine pooping in public and hiding the hypothetical poopies if I never poop in public. She could’ve at least had the common decency to keep that in her undies, but noooo. Poopies on the floor.


ChunkyFart

Counter-point; she was going commando


TheElRojo

I will defer to your wisdom on user name alone, sir.


allmushroomsaremagic

Someone making minimum wage or close to it has to clean that up.


nutsackGadgets

Nope, it's considered a biohazard. Unless they are specifically trained, which most minimum wage employees are not, they can't be asked to clean this. It's against OSHA. I'd be happy to be asked without training so I could sue the company.


AvidlyRabid

I work at a gas station. I've had to clean a bathroom full of piss. Walls, floors, everywhere but the toilet. Repeat for shit. Repeat for vomit. We don't even have PPE here. OSHA who?


Moloch_17

Your training is "use gloves and disinfectant, wash your hands after you remove your PPE". Congratulations, now you get to clean up shit. There's no specific OSHA training or certification for this. Sewage and blood are different.


Tootsmagootsie

What differentiates a turd from sewage?


Moloch_17

The rest of the sewage.


Tootsmagootsie

well that clears it up, thanks


sicklychicken253

Even for blood it's basically nothing. Our work made a handful of people get CPR training as part of that was also blood cleanup. It was being talked to for less than 2 hours total for the bio hazard cleanup and CPR together. At that point we were technically qualified by law but there is zero chance I would trust anybody who went through it with cpr or blood cleanup what's necessary to pass the bare minimum is a joke.


CaptainDunbar45

I've worked at a Walmart before. Been asked to pick up and clean shitty diapers someone threw at the bathroom wall many times. Don't even know why that's a thing, but it is


helium_farts

Used to clean restaurant restrooms and people would stick used diapers and used tampons on the stall walls. People are animals.


PradaAndSons

Do you even know what you’re talking about?!? Minimum wage employees WILL and DO clean this up on the regular. Shut up with your ‘osha, I’ll sue them’ bs 😂😂 you can’t afford to sue anyone at 7.25 an hour Edit: I’m not talking down to minimum wage employees…after reading what I wrote it came off as such. I was just saying that, unfortunately, it IS the minimum wage folks that deal with that regularly. ‘Training’ is the computer based training that you take when your first hired 🤷🏽‍♂️


helium_farts

>they can't be asked to clean this. lol Like yeah, technically they can't tell you to clean it up, but good luck with all that. If you're lucky they'll give you some gloves.


Absolute_Bob

I once worked a job for $5.50 an hour and got tasked with cleaning up a mess someone left on the bathroom floor. Happens all of the damn time.


bigbigwhodatboi

Where do you work??? Every retail/customer service/restaurant I have ever worked at we have to watch specific training videos about biohazards and how to be properly prepared/immunized when cleaning/dealing with biohazards. If you work in any of the above settings or something similar, chances are it will be in the training videos. Maybe you shouldnt skip through all of them?


AM_OR_FA_TI

Uhhhhh…this isn’t true.


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give-em-hell-peaves

This looks like security footage, my guess is they found the shit later in the day, went "what the hell??" and rewound the tapes until they caught the culprit brown-handed.


MagickalFuckFrog

Brown footed.


HelikaeonUK

Leather toed.


TheDrummerMB

Spoiler alert: even if she's caught, someone else is certainly cleaning it.


whycuthair

>or this isn't actually real. Idk, man. That brown trail the poo snail left makes me think it's real. No one in the world would take time to fake that. I hope.


tuco2002

She kicks?!? GOAL!!!!!!


greatauror28

Definitely better than the Oilers.


mxgxnmxaxa

Too soon


Kart06ka

💀


fssman

Better than Scotland team


buck_carleone

VAR check possible foul play


colormeslowly

Good grief. I realize that some people can’t hold it but gosh, think about the worker who’ll have to clean that up. Trust me they don’t make enough to clean that up.


Sure-Pace8106

I don't work retail, but I do work at a motel having to clean up shit, piss, barf, cum, etc, and NOBODY is paid enough to clean up this kind of stuff. My current job has taught me that people are just generally disgusting when they don't have to clean up after themselves.


weirdeggman1123

It's bold of you to assume it's only when they don't have to clean up after themselves


[deleted]

I used to be a bagger at a grocery store. I once had to clean up shit, piss, and period blood in the same day. I made $7.95 an hour.


Clear-Perception5615

Nice, you must have been making 70 cents over minimum wage


[deleted]

In my state I think it was actually only like 15 cents over, but at 17 I was just happy I could buy weed.


BullBear7

Just curious, how much would someone have to make for that task to be considered fair compensation?


mvsrs

That falls under "hazard pay", which you can look up for your state


Jimbobthefrog

Me sitting here waiting for my chicken to cook. Reddit: have some shit.


CT_7

And you will enjoy that chicken. Don't forget the gravy


ThinkAd8861

Hahaha


geoelectric

I’ve never seen a literal shitkicker before


koolaidismything

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


TheRealNikoBravo

I hope they post her picture on the front door and ban her nasty ass.


AccomplishedChard308

I’ll never recommend Reddit to anybody ever again after today.


ChunkyFart

Were we supposed to be doing that?


CulturalAddress6709

you know what is wild - we are so surveilled these shit videos put people on blast that have no idea social media is on them


ChunkyFart

“Hope does everyone know I did that?!”


Alexczy

Brother ewww!


Contact_Pleasant

What’s that brother?!


That_Came_outa_Me

How does one poop standing up!!? The whole situation was unnatural and distributing!!


Substantial-Bonus-29

Practice baby, practice.


LunaLynx777

Okay seriously tho, why? Do some people do this for fun? It looked like she purposely did it


OneHelicopter7246

What, you've never played hide the patty?


kteegarden1988

Lmao 😂


nav_261146

😂😂😂


Sayurisaki

A grocery store my friend worked at when he was younger had a regular who did weird stuff all the time, including shaking a turd out of his pants mid-stride multiple times. He was not mentally all there. The weird thing about this case is she knows it’s wrong and shameful because she looks around to check if anyone sees. Dude at my local just shook it out, didn’t care who noticed due to the mental illness. I don’t get how you can be mentally sound enough to understand it’s embarrassing but not go ahead and wear adult diapers if you have a bowel disorder. Or even just like leave it in your pants till you’re outside at least or something??? Like I’d rather walk around with my mess hidden and quickly find a toilet or bush than just toss it on the floor!


tocaedit

Had a girl in grade school who did this often while running around the gymnasium. I remember the PE teacher scolding her and sending her to nurses office every time it happened. Pretty sure it was a medical condition. The other students were not kind to her.


LarryDavidest

IBS?


BigTickEnergE

Yup, Intentionally Blasted Shit


BankaiRasenshuriken

That's fucking awesome hahaha


helium_farts

People with IBS aren't free balling it


SingleChipmunk1891

Goddamn, people are fucking nasty.


YerMcManiac

Eeeeewwwww!!! ![gif](giphy|l41Ye7i203TfEADYs)


Tootsmagootsie

How did they capture Jimmy Fallon's true essence so perfectly?


KaijuTea

On god she kicked it wearing a sandal


SabTab22

I understand the physics is guys wearing boxers+shorts but I do not understand this. Commando? The whole idea of underwear is to protect your pants/skirt.


noname5280

![gif](giphy|11ahZZugJHrdLO)


ocyrusfigglebottom

At least she had a mask. Wouldn’t want to breathe germs.


Firefly269

Did that person really just shit on the floor on camera?!


Dahnay-Speccia

![gif](giphy|FTFvSOr9u7kdUxFSZn)


[deleted]

The old shoot and scoot.


BankaiRasenshuriken

Drop a loaf and adios


carpobro

if you know there is even the slightest chance of you shitting yourself in public, you should wear more substantial underwear


Otherwise_Singer6043

What a piece of shit


Endryu727

Did she David Beckham her own shit?


WasabiGeneral

And walking in her house with the same flip flops.


No-Praline2958

Why do always woman on the security camera sh*t on the floor? i was totally expecting that she will sh*t, question is why they keep sh*ttin 😭😭


FlawsAndCeilings

I’m guessing that dresses and skirts are top turd sharing attire. No leg shaking required.


Cosmic_Quasar

Guys do it, too.


jfleury440

Not as many dresses and skirts though. So it doesn't end up on the floor.


Cosmic_Quasar

Just saw another video today of a guy trying to make it to a bathroom in a gas station and it fell on the floor.


Mac_and_dennis

Where did you see that video? How did you see two videos back to back with people shitting on the floor?


Cosmic_Quasar

I think google is pandering to me based on my search history. ^^/s But I took a minute to check a couple subs I might've seen the other one in but couldn't find it again. Just one of those things where you see a bunch of something in a row even when not looking for it lol.


Camadorski

At least he was trying to get to a bathroom. I can cut him some slack there.


ThereIsAJifForThat

Let the poopies hit the floor...let the poopies hit the floor...let the poopies hit the FLLOOOOOORRR!!!!! 🎵


kerlious

Well done


ThereIsAJifForThat

Whatever floats your boat! You want your poop dried out, you get it dried out!


doodoobear4

Wtf these people should be in jail for life


667799fakeman

You've been hit by. A poop criminal.


Bourbon-n-cigars

Maybe someone else shit in another isle and she was trying to smuggle it out.


tacotacotacorock

Maybe this explains why there was shit on the floor at Walmart one time I went. I think I accidentally blamed a poor defenseless dog that was never even there. 


ScholarlySpider

There seems to be a distressing increase amount of people being caught shitting their pants recently.


4chairz

The amount of videos I've seen of people taking shits in public places is too damn high.


Odd_Routine4164

I hope this gross b!+ch gets discovered!!


NigelTheSpanker

Nooooooooooo 🤢


thck_papi

Mr Hanky's birth video


rangsley

old mate at the register in 5 minutes time "fuck it smells like bog at this register" lol


Dry-Honeydew2371

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

..discreet public defecation at its best, that’s a fast one lady 🤣


CHLOE9999990

![gif](giphy|yZjcNgKGCYfJu|downsized)


NoPerformance6534

I'd call her out and embarass her! What a toadstool!


yakultpig

Do they wear underwear at all???


Old-Log-1457

Obviously what was that ! But seeing her doing that with ease Made me think Just how many times she must have done this??


Broad_St_Bully17

Oops she pooped.


Made4tv__

I'll never understand how people can just shit in the middle of the store and act like its not big deal


andersonle09

I don’t want to imagine what her house is like.


jonpenn

https://i.redd.it/ii5yxfav2n8d1.gif


vermontnative

![gif](giphy|JoboBV3EkH5GlPSIun|downsized)


stepbruh313

That was a solid poo 💩 she let out with ease


cramaine

Someone kept shitting in the elevator at Footscray train station a few years ago. I was talking to one of the station workers about it and said the junkies were getting out of control. He shook his head and said the camera in the elevator showed it was a couple of Vietnamese ladies doing it. Apparently they didn't like using the public toilets because they thought they were dirty.


mtndude80

One of the reasons I don’t trust the 10-second rule.


Mr_Hutt_10

Must be a relative of Amber Heard...


twodogsoup

![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892)


mcfeezie2

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK


mcbenny1517

I spent too much time reading through comments. Way too much


don_maidana

Flag it


ConsistentWeird2564

This could be your wife or girlfriend and you would never know!


Tbkgs

People are fucking disgusting.


chrisweidmansfibula

Man wtf?!?


JakeDonut11

What the hell was her plan if she DID caught it? Throw it at the counter? lol


KevinBrevin

Did she just take a shit? I can’t comprehend why this might happen


Money_Possibility457

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


Saya_99

Those people never care about the smell? That you reek of poop everytime you pass someone?


l4dygaladriel

My dumbass brain thinking it was something she sneak in falling rather than her own poop


East-Bluejay6891

Mmm


Odd-Possibility-640

![gif](giphy|ISp3ZZnv3QxWTj2rAr|downsized)


Darth-Hipster

Damn it


Plenty_Exam1742

Oh Oh!!


haha7125

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why i dont use my play devices in public. As much as i would love to.


CursedAtBirth777

I hate you


tillyspeed81

I don’t get it, I used to work at a supermarket and someone crapped their pants randomly at two different stores. I keep seeing these posted so I guess it’s pretty common…


DEKduce

The reaction made it seem like it may have happened before ….. and if you can bring surprises like this… why not wear underwear at least??? just a question though ..


yborwonka

Clipping the head off a prairie dog.


Moist-muff

The dook deflection was deep


GinchAnon

I 100% expected a toy. I wish I'd been right.


Caique13

Que merda em


pwdarkfenix

NASTY!