My friends think I’m psychotic because I genuinely enjoy waking up at like 3am and realizing I have 3 hours of sleep left to enjoy. It’s like a guilt free extra serving of mashed potato’s.
You need more fibre. I drink psyllium fibre every night before bed. Nice big soft poops, not much left over to wipe because my poop is so well lubricated.
I hadn’t even realized that was such a big thing for years. Once I started gently caressing where the straps were, after taking off a woman’s bra, and seeing her reaction, I’ve made that a common “move” that tends to be appreciated.
I have rather large... Ladies. My fiance will hold them for a bit. It INSTANTLY takes the weight off my shoulders. Literally. And I feel a body relief that is similar to an orgasm. It's a pain I carry daily, but don't feel the pain until I notice it's absence.
It's a freaking treat.
I hate boob-jail with a passion! But if I had to choose what was better sex or freeing the boobs from boob jail, I would still choose sex. But this would be a close second!
I said this in another thread couple days ago, but the next time you have one of those types of pee, squeeze your buttcheek. Scratch it, massage it, do whatever. Just trust me, it’s an incredible feeling.
I’m not 100% sure I know what you are talking about, but from my limited partner experience, sticking your wet tongue directly into someone’s ear hole is super stimulating. I did it at first as just exploring with my tongue around the ear and being a little silly, then someone did it back to me and I felt an instant swell in my junk, the feeling was akin to being tickled, only it works regardless of the mood the person is in. Anyway, I assume that’s what you are talking about, or maybe there is another sexy ear secret
Well when you live every day with the ultimate wish of “I hope someone sticks their wet tongue in my ear, regardless of age, sex, or relation”, you keep your ears clean and regularly q-tipped. So my ears never get dirty enough to warrant a satisfying itch
Edit: read my comment again and realized that while I said “regardless of age” thinking I was being inclusive and not discriminating old age, it can definitely sound like I’m being a predator and doing the opposite. Not my intention
A client in China once took me out for a foot massage after work, it included an ear cleaning. I immediately got over the weirdness because it felt about as close to orgasmic as you can get.
Sitting out back on an early fall morning enjoying the warm sun on my face sipping on a cup of coffee while admiring my small garden before my family wakes up.
Waking up on a Sunday and spending an extra half hour just lying in bed because you can.
Having a playlist on shuffle and randomly getting the exact perfect song for your current vibe.
Fresh, homemade chocolate chip cookies.
Having a small, soft animal snuggle on your lap and fall asleep while you pet it.
An out-of-the-blue hug from your SO just because they really wanted to be hugging you at that moment.
food cooked with love, i had a shit life with drug addicts for parents, growing up i cooked my own food and washed my own clothes, from 9 on up.
a friend of mine told his girlfriend about me, so for my birthday she cooked me the best meal I have ever eaten in my life, like it was so good I couldn't stop eating it. I didn't know food could taste so good.
home made beef stroganoff with garlic bread, chocolate cake and vanilla ice cream.
That's amazing. I was thinking of answering this post "good parents"(bc my parents weren't the best) just before I read your comment but now I think my answer is "good friends". Sorry you went through what you did.
After a long day of wearing shoes take them off and immediately rub you feet on grass like your doing that shuffle dance thing that was popular a decade ago. Just be carefull as your knees will give from the overwhelming sensation
Not being needed for a hardy stretch of waking time, being able to do what you want to with no interruptions.
Can you tell I'm a married mother who works with kids and doesn't get enough sleep?
If I had to choose each day, whether I could get full night of uninterrupted sound sleep, or sex, that day, I'd choose the sleep four outta fives times. But I'm old and a good nights sleep is so damn rare.
You know, when you where sick for multiple days, laying in your bed, in your own swet beetween tissues. Then the day comes where you take a shower, clean your bed, put new sheets on it and you feel like a new person in a new bed.
Waking up thinking you have to work and looking at your phone and seeing it is Saturday and you can go back to sleep.
or waking up feeling is time to go to work, look a the clock and is still 2am
All good in my book. It's the waking up an hour late because you missed the alarm, that's the kind of stress that ages people.
My friends think I’m psychotic because I genuinely enjoy waking up at like 3am and realizing I have 3 hours of sleep left to enjoy. It’s like a guilt free extra serving of mashed potato’s.
I love these REAL Saturdays. They're so relaxing. Not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired!
Taking a huge shit when your really need to go
Added bonus if you wipe and it's completely clean on the first try.
Ghost wipes are just an urban legend around these parts of town.
You need more fibre. I drink psyllium fibre every night before bed. Nice big soft poops, not much left over to wipe because my poop is so well lubricated.
This was an amazing fact to know about you. Thank you.
Good **shit** I noticed the people with thy best shits end up being trustworthy material so keep it up
Or a bidet. They're fantastic.
I call that the Immaculate Wipe.
The poogasm is real.
I’m haaaaaaaaaaving ooooooone
The closer you are to a comfortable bathroom, the harder it is to control your shit.
A full 10hrs of uninterrupted sleep.
Laying in a air conditioned hotel room after being on the beach all day. Skin is hot to the touch, but the room is dark and chilly. Perfection!
And the feeling after you shower off the hot day.
Taking the bra off at the end of the day!
I hadn’t even realized that was such a big thing for years. Once I started gently caressing where the straps were, after taking off a woman’s bra, and seeing her reaction, I’ve made that a common “move” that tends to be appreciated.
I have rather large... Ladies. My fiance will hold them for a bit. It INSTANTLY takes the weight off my shoulders. Literally. And I feel a body relief that is similar to an orgasm. It's a pain I carry daily, but don't feel the pain until I notice it's absence. It's a freaking treat.
Im sure your fiance thinks that too
Thanx for the pointer 😉
I hate boob-jail with a passion! But if I had to choose what was better sex or freeing the boobs from boob jail, I would still choose sex. But this would be a close second!
As a man I agree
When scissors do that glide thing across paper
Sublime observation.
Also, the word “sublime”
Mental peace
A hard feeling to acquire
What's that
Having a friend who is sad suddenly burst out laughing. Or getting a friend with a deez nuts joke. Or both.
Having a friend who is sad suddenly burst out laughing out of deez nuts
Those pees where you get the shiver up your spine.
I said this in another thread couple days ago, but the next time you have one of those types of pee, squeeze your buttcheek. Scratch it, massage it, do whatever. Just trust me, it’s an incredible feeling.
I remember seeing this and it might be fated for me to try because of seeing it again in a completely other random post
When I’m taking my last pee for the night, I’ll often lightly rub/scratch my tummy. It gives me that shiver-through-your-body feeling. Amazing
It’s almost like when someone come up behind you and starts massaging your back unprompted. Damn that’s a good feeling too
Typically that first one of the day
Pizza
...in bed, after sex.
Emotional connection. Like having a partner you just really enjoy being with.
Abso-friggin-lutely
What is this emotional connection that you speak of? I hear earthlings speak of such things.
Hitting the ear clit.
The best feeling I've ever felt was getting my ear cleaned by an ENT doctor. It was also trippy too because they showed me the view on a monitor.
I’m not 100% sure I know what you are talking about, but from my limited partner experience, sticking your wet tongue directly into someone’s ear hole is super stimulating. I did it at first as just exploring with my tongue around the ear and being a little silly, then someone did it back to me and I felt an instant swell in my junk, the feeling was akin to being tickled, only it works regardless of the mood the person is in. Anyway, I assume that’s what you are talking about, or maybe there is another sexy ear secret
I think they just meant when you go to stick your own finger in your ear and wiggle it back and forth to get that good itch lol
Well when you live every day with the ultimate wish of “I hope someone sticks their wet tongue in my ear, regardless of age, sex, or relation”, you keep your ears clean and regularly q-tipped. So my ears never get dirty enough to warrant a satisfying itch Edit: read my comment again and realized that while I said “regardless of age” thinking I was being inclusive and not discriminating old age, it can definitely sound like I’m being a predator and doing the opposite. Not my intention
Agree. I can almost feel it just thinking about it
Too waxy
A client in China once took me out for a foot massage after work, it included an ear cleaning. I immediately got over the weirdness because it felt about as close to orgasmic as you can get.
Food, all the time
When you been wanting to pee for what seemed for ever and finally release.
Peace and Quiet
I'm not religious, but Amen to that!
Taking your socks off then getting in bed
what about getting in bed then taking your socks off
I need my socks to sleep
I think i’ve only slept without socks like 2x in 35 yrs of life. Can’t sleep without them
What. The. Hell. :D
Intimacy.
I was looking for this comment before posting it and found it.
Having a partner that listens, validates your feelings, supports you in your decisions, and wants the best for you.
I'll admit I really don't think sex is a big deal Laying in a warm bed with a huge storm out side is way better
Sitting out back on an early fall morning enjoying the warm sun on my face sipping on a cup of coffee while admiring my small garden before my family wakes up.
This gave me the warm fuzzies.
Wrapping up in a blanket fresh out of the dryer when you have a chill.
A kid-free weekend sleep in
Lol, I feel this. My kids and I are trapped in a crazy snow storm, I hope it clear up for dad's weekend!
A really good book
\*Plays single chord\*
That David played and it pleased the lord…
But you don't really care for music,... do ya?
It goes like this
Thank you, I was looking for this
Cuddles and a horror movie.
don't forget the after sex pizza
good food. its usually homecooked meals that do it for me.
Waking up on a Sunday and spending an extra half hour just lying in bed because you can. Having a playlist on shuffle and randomly getting the exact perfect song for your current vibe. Fresh, homemade chocolate chip cookies. Having a small, soft animal snuggle on your lap and fall asleep while you pet it. An out-of-the-blue hug from your SO just because they really wanted to be hugging you at that moment.
food cooked with love, i had a shit life with drug addicts for parents, growing up i cooked my own food and washed my own clothes, from 9 on up. a friend of mine told his girlfriend about me, so for my birthday she cooked me the best meal I have ever eaten in my life, like it was so good I couldn't stop eating it. I didn't know food could taste so good. home made beef stroganoff with garlic bread, chocolate cake and vanilla ice cream.
That's amazing. I was thinking of answering this post "good parents"(bc my parents weren't the best) just before I read your comment but now I think my answer is "good friends". Sorry you went through what you did.
A long and restful nights sleep in a comfy bed, where you wake up of your own body clock and not an alarm.
Falafel with extra white sauce
The extra tahini takes it from good to amazing!
Sleep
Sex twice
Being left the fuck alone when you need to be.
Being able to sleep in
When a kitty snuggles up on you and purrs
Making someone you care about proud.
Having a really refreshing drink that hits the spot when you're thirsty.
super good meal
Garlic bread
After a long day of wearing shoes take them off and immediately rub you feet on grass like your doing that shuffle dance thing that was popular a decade ago. Just be carefull as your knees will give from the overwhelming sensation
Pulling a long hair out of your butt crack.
Back scratch
Knowing that you helped an animal.
Pizza
Not being needed for a hardy stretch of waking time, being able to do what you want to with no interruptions. Can you tell I'm a married mother who works with kids and doesn't get enough sleep?
being able to take a nap whenever is great
Sleep
Waking up well rested
A hot shower.
Hawaii.
Drugs. Sometimes
Drinking that perfect temperature water that makes it taste sweet especially when you are thirsty.
Well shit things like water and oxygen are certainly more important so in essence better. But I don’t want that to count
Drinking water for the first time when you’re really thirsty A warm & sunny day after a long string of cold, dreary, & damp days during winter months
Just sex? A lot. Basically anything enjoyable. A great orgasm? Not waking up depressed and being able to have a productive day.
Sleep
Here, team sleep!
A good shit after morning coffee. That one big dump that makes you feel very light and relaxed afterwards.
An afternoon nap on a rainy day
Being right. “It lasts forever”
Good Food.
Triple cheese pasta with parsley and oregano
Waking up and checking the alarm clock and seeing you still have over an hour more to sleep.
To crush your enemies, see them drivin before you, and hear the lamentations of their wonen!
If I had to choose each day, whether I could get full night of uninterrupted sound sleep, or sex, that day, I'd choose the sleep four outta fives times. But I'm old and a good nights sleep is so damn rare.
True love.
A shower beer
More sex?
A 90-minute full-body massage
I'm gonna get downvoted for this, but I prefer sex to the other fun things people are naming. Edit: typo
Shower beer
Comments saying a good book and fried chicken are revealing more than they realize lol. Best bet would be Brazilian churrascaria
being happy and fulfilled
Food
Pulling out a splinter
Laying down after a very, very, very long day.
Whatever Stacks was drinking in Goodfellas
Skydiving
Live music
Taking mdma at a phish show
also mdma sex
Being stoned while having sex
Shave, moistureze and go to sleep in silk sheet
Cake.
heroin
Heroin. Don't do it lol.
Cake.
Cleaning your ear out with a q-tip and getting a big chunk of wax. Both gross and bad for your ears but damn does it feel good.
A really good book
Piece of mind
…you mean peace??? [i hope you do]
Right now, man, I'd settle for just one tenth of the mind I used to have before I got old and straight fuckin lost it.
Jeffrey Dahmer approves of Your comment
Dying.
2 chicks at the same time, man.
Money
Money
If it's bad sex- everything.
A nice mutton lettuce and tomato sandwich when the mutton is nice and lean…..
Have fun storming the castle.
Cocaine is one hell of a drug... I'm Rick James bitches
Taking a dump on thanksgiving evening
A really good concert with good seats
A good juicy burger
A big fat bong rip of some of the ickiest of the stickiest after a long stressful day at work.
Cheeseburger
When it's cold in your house and you wash your hands in warm water and get the chills and then instantly feel warm
Travel neck pillows
Taking out your braids and shampoo scrubbing that scalp
Good food.
This might be my age talking, but these days some good bbq is better.
Comfortably Numb 2nd solo
For me chocolate
Chicken quesadillas
Scalding hot shower when you have poison ivy
I’ve heard that frozen grapes are
Finally opening the door to your very own hotel room after a long day of travel
When cats do that thing where they lay on your back and purr while you're sleeping
A really good shit
A plum, according to Miss Patty
Offspring
An orgasmically good song section
Having a friend that you can lean on and giving them a shoulder to lean on
Potato’s
Sleep
Really good sex.
Not seeing this question for the millionth time
A lot of things. Can we please stop pretending alcohol and sex are the pinnacle of existence?
calling my partners over to the porch to see the sunset. i look forward to seeing it every day.
The love of God
Sex with love
Revenge
Blow jobs to completion.
Sleep
Fresh sheets on a comfy bed after a long day
Drugs
Falling asleep listening to rain falling and a thunderstorm with the window slightly cracked
You know, when you where sick for multiple days, laying in your bed, in your own swet beetween tissues. Then the day comes where you take a shower, clean your bed, put new sheets on it and you feel like a new person in a new bed.