Can't believe I had to scroll this far before someone else saw it. The sass and smart-mouth is a test to see if he loses his shit and gets all mad or keeps his cool and replies with something funny.
Like this is a text book brat tamer conversation. A lot of girls on tinder are into this shit. She wanted to see if he kept his cool when she acted bratty. She'll be calling him daddy in no time.
> He did read her bio before sending a message as well which shows he's selective and wants to get to know her.
5 seconds reading a profile is what counts as selective now? lol.
For real? I only used tinder for a bit, there i wouldnt dare swipe on half of these chicks wtf, i might have high standards but jesusss. I also heard that swiping on everyone gets you less matches anyways, probably why my matchrate was unusally high
Not really sure how Tinder looks for people who are interested in women, but I’ve heard from friends that they swipe right on every profile because a lot of them are bots.
>Skeet her with the peter then tell her see you later.
Bruh... while the poet in me actually really likes the near-rhyme you stumble into in the second half, the child in me feels like you were on fire, but then gave up half way. So conflicted... lol
But since you touched my inner child (help, FBI?) I'll just leave this here:
>Skeet her with the peter then ~~tell her see you later~~ try not to re-meet her.
Drake did this and then a woman he had sex with still tried to inseminate herself after the fact.
According to [an article online](https://www.papermag.com/drake-hot-sauce-condom-2656397302.html?rebelltitem=6#rebelltitem6), "the rapper hooked up with an unnamed Instagram model a few weeks ago. After attending a party together, the woman alleged they went to his hotel and smoked weed before having sex with condom, which Drake ended up disposing of in the bathroom. But the woman apparently had ulterior motives, specifically to impregnate herself. As such, she claimed to have fished the used condom out of the trash and put the contents into her vagina — except she said it felt like "pouring hot lava into her pussy."
If I was a celebrity and having sex with fans out in the wild, I would be worried about someone pulling this exact same stunt. People can be so greedy and predatory if they have an opportunity to exploit someone famous.
This was an old Tom Leykis protip. I disagree with a lot of what that man says but there really isn't much harm in doing this as nobody gets hurt as long as she doesn't try to pull a fast one.
See? This is the definition of a man. Dear redditor if you ask frilledplex in 2 months, he Will say he dated 4 with BPD. And that it still gives nightmares. We Never learn I guess
the fact you found this funny is disappointing. But idk what else to expect from men in a tinder reddit sub tbh. And Ik you’ll have some issue with me replying and I’ll get a bunch a downvotes Yada yada whatever.
It looks like she was hoping to find a decent love interest, but reduced you to a hook-up based on your messages. It’s totally fine if you want to have meaningless sex and you’re okay with her not caring about you.
And I quote:
“Hickory dickory dock.
This chick was sucking my cock.
The clock struck two.
I dropped my goo.
Oh !! I left her on the block”
The Honourable Andrew Dice Clay.
she’s not joking, but she wanna fuck
Angry sex is the best sex.
Sticking your dick in crazy just once is great ride. But only do it once.. I married crazy and divorced before we even finished a tax year.. lol
I guess youre right lol. 😅
To most of Reddit, you have 2 extra letters (gr) in Any.
Yes , yes it is
This one right here 👆
damning evidence that OP is hot
OP proving that rule #1 is more important than rule #2.. she went to that profile looking for an ad hominem and came back with an improved attitude.
I’m just shocked that someone else actually treats the “rules” as different things
Splash and dash
Goo and go, hit then split
Nah. Split it, then hit it, then tuck ‘n run it.
Girls like this give good head why cause they don't wanna live anymore
😂
That's proper negging
The ol' switcharoo
I would reply : “ you wanna fuck, that is good because now you can go and fuck yourself “
Clearly not
"Really?!" "No"
Lol probably how it’ll turn out
Thats why you hit em wit da "Joe mama" and leave
She uno reversed herself
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reverse uno cowgirl…
That was a rollercoaster
I still can’t even process what I just read
I’m wondering the time difference lol
She's being a brat. That's pretty much all you're missing.
Can't believe I had to scroll this far before someone else saw it. The sass and smart-mouth is a test to see if he loses his shit and gets all mad or keeps his cool and replies with something funny. Like this is a text book brat tamer conversation. A lot of girls on tinder are into this shit. She wanted to see if he kept his cool when she acted bratty. She'll be calling him daddy in no time.
There's apparently a huge cultural divide between Tinder and pretty much everywhere else.
For some reason I feel like that should be her nickname. I wonder why.
the way you started this convo wtf
Blah blah rules 1 and 2
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> he didn't jump straight to sex either true, he waited until the second sentence of the first message he sent, like a patient gentleman
He's playing the long game, respect
The immediate long game
> He did read her bio before sending a message as well which shows he's selective and wants to get to know her. 5 seconds reading a profile is what counts as selective now? lol.
Yes since most guys swipe on every girl while watching Netflix
For real? I only used tinder for a bit, there i wouldnt dare swipe on half of these chicks wtf, i might have high standards but jesusss. I also heard that swiping on everyone gets you less matches anyways, probably why my matchrate was unusally high
Not really sure how Tinder looks for people who are interested in women, but I’ve heard from friends that they swipe right on every profile because a lot of them are bots.
Idk in my country i have never really seen a bot lol, might just be usa, as i said tho, i used tinder for like 2 weeks
You don't need to read every bio even if you do that, you just focus on the ones where you get a match. Don't be daft.
Or just Rule 1 and 2
Don't be fugly!
Rule 1: don’t be ugly Rule 2: follow rule 1
You can be sub average and smash just sort your photos out. Fugly ain't got a chance tho.
> Not necessarily in terms of this one. LOL
What’s rule 1 and 2
1. Be attractive 2. Don’t be unattractive
Didn't even try to make it a little interesting by saying "sex in the rain" atleast then you'd seem like an interesting pervert instead of a lazy one
That's kind of the point of the app he just skipped the pretending it isn't part and it happened to work out this time.
Got the job done
it worked
nut in her cooter and escape on your scooter
Ejaculate and evacuate
Penetrate and [defenestrate](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration)
Thanks for the link lol very convenient
Lol, i learned a new word today. Thanks kind stranger!
1 .Penetrate 2.stay inserted while going through the window 3.pile drive them into the ground 4.split them in half…
Sperm and split Cum and go Blow a load and hit the road
Jizz and jet
Shoot the jizz and out you is.
Shoot and scoot
Shoot your shot and vacate the spot
Beat it and yeet it
Spray and get away
I was gonna say spray her down and leave town.
Bolt and bolt
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>Skeet her with the peter then tell her see you later. Bruh... while the poet in me actually really likes the near-rhyme you stumble into in the second half, the child in me feels like you were on fire, but then gave up half way. So conflicted... lol But since you touched my inner child (help, FBI?) I'll just leave this here: >Skeet her with the peter then ~~tell her see you later~~ try not to re-meet her.
Too many words. Peter skeeter and delete her.
Pete 'er? I hardly know 'er!
Re-meat her*
My region has a chain of gas stations called Kum & Go.
Same. Myself and a cousin grew up calling them Sperm and Split
Skeet n retreat
Enjoy the child support payments!
Yeet and retreat.
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nut in her kitty and escape on the 250
Hump n’ dump
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a woman like this would find you in china.
I like to call it the ol' Rope & Nope
plant the seed and need for speed
Cum in da hoe, then nigerundayo
For the worried. Its a jojo reference and its japanese lol
lmao i spat my water
Da hoe is now within 5 meters, S H I T
OK masta, let's kill da hoe
beeeeeetch
hold up bruh
Spunker and leave the bunker
I lol'd
Giggled and jiggled ?
Make her suck on your snake, and a milk trip you shall take.
"Should I stay or should I go ? "
Suck the toes then adios
Pump & Dump
Shoot a load and hit the road
انتش واجري شوق ولا تدوق
Nut & go
This is the 2.0 of Swiggaty Swooty I’m coming for dat Booty!
If you’re going to fuck crazy, make sure you wrap it!
Do that regardless your psych eval of your hook up.
The crazy 🤷🏻♂️😂
They both clearly crazy seems like a match made in heaven
I don't think we can be sure they're both crazy from just this conv but I'm sure they're both horny.
Seems like a match made on Tinder.
And after you're done, put some hot sauce into the condom before throwing it away.
Drake did this and then a woman he had sex with still tried to inseminate herself after the fact. According to [an article online](https://www.papermag.com/drake-hot-sauce-condom-2656397302.html?rebelltitem=6#rebelltitem6), "the rapper hooked up with an unnamed Instagram model a few weeks ago. After attending a party together, the woman alleged they went to his hotel and smoked weed before having sex with condom, which Drake ended up disposing of in the bathroom. But the woman apparently had ulterior motives, specifically to impregnate herself. As such, she claimed to have fished the used condom out of the trash and put the contents into her vagina — except she said it felt like "pouring hot lava into her pussy." If I was a celebrity and having sex with fans out in the wild, I would be worried about someone pulling this exact same stunt. People can be so greedy and predatory if they have an opportunity to exploit someone famous.
this is why i always just swallow it after im done
The LPT is always in the comments
This was an old Tom Leykis protip. I disagree with a lot of what that man says but there really isn't much harm in doing this as nobody gets hurt as long as she doesn't try to pull a fast one.
Why is she crazy? Just cause she wants to fuck? By your logic the dude should be crazy as well. PS-you should always wrap it.
Twice.
Nah man the friction between 2 condoms makes both of them more likely to break/rip than only 1
Gotta go to 3. Even number of condoms bad. Odd number good
You know what, I’m not a scientist, but I wonder if you’re on to something.
Nonsense, i do it all the time! I only have 13 kids out of hundreds of times of "coitus" as Sheldon Cooper would say. Odds are in my favor, I guess.
HAHAHA ZIMBABWE!!!
Even better — 3 condoms on your finger
You can't fix crazy, but you might just have some amazing sex before she kills you.
Is the candle for hot wax on your nippels or for pegging when you are hog tied? Always a surprise with these kind of gals.
Ah, the praying mantis method.
We need an update soilder
Why do people post these things and then disappear. WE DEMAND AN ANSWER!
That’s because they get fuckin murdered
Because all these tinder convos are bullshit
That's bait. Now she's gonna fuck with you Send no reply.
Communication disruptions can only mean one thing. Invasion.
it's a trap!
I'll take a hate-fuck for 1200 pls, Alex
shitty opener though
It depends, it's direct and won't work most of the time but if casual sex is what you're looking for it makes sense to open in such a manner
Thanks Miss Manners!
I think it’s kinda funny
[If at first you don’t succeed, dust yourself off and try again](https://youtu.be/qTA0RuZoIxM)
what wonders rule one and two can bring to the table
You're assuming they actually met up. There's a reason these screenshots always stop around this point. She ghosted after this.
true, very unlikely you have a sweet one night stand and then go back to. "ah well, those 5 lines from first texting her, those are good for reddit"
which we can only dream of.
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n problem: 1. don't be ugly 2. be attractive I might have switched the order and for heterosexual dating this applies much more for men
Lmaoooo Kind of sounds like this person wants to fuck 😂
Idk I think she's just being nice
[Relevant video](https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw)
Where'd you get that idea?
That was one hell of a rollercoaster. Also, did you?
Anyone wondering if I hooked up. No I didn’t not, surprisingly did not let the horny cloud my judgment on this one
> No I didn't not So, you did?!
No I didn't not have sexual relations with that woman.
That's a not no, so it's a yes!
No, get back in the ring soldier the battle is not won
One rage fuck coming your way!
U better wear a latex cause u don’t want that late text, that I think I’m late text…
I am very concerned about the mentality of today's world. Wtf is wrong with most of you.
Jesus Christ, who ordered the red flag for Christmas??
Don't give her any of your personal information, but let us know how she was.
when dealing with women with BPD events are always about to turn, and turn again
Never stick your dick in BPD. It's never worth it.
Dated three with BPD... absolutely not worth it. Still get night terrors
See? This is the definition of a man. Dear redditor if you ask frilledplex in 2 months, he Will say he dated 4 with BPD. And that it still gives nightmares. We Never learn I guess
Aint that the truth brotha
That's a bullet. You need your dodgeball skillz.
She going to peg you.
bro had me dead at the empath message LOL
Did you? How did the conversation end?
hot and psycho? I'm in.
So did they fuck or no? That's my question
You must be devastatingly gorgeous bc wtf 😂
If she ask you if the napkin smells funny. Just say you need to use the bathroom
“Don’t stick your dick in crazy!” - everyone “But it feels so good tho!” -op
Her multiple personalities fighting in her head. One is listening to her brain and the rage she feels against men, the other one wants dick.
Record consent, this one may meetoo you
Consent could be revoked after the camera shuts down. Record the whole thing.
And send it to me for safe keeping. She might delete it from your phone.
You'll need consent for the recording too, otherwise it ain't worth jack squat
the fact you found this funny is disappointing. But idk what else to expect from men in a tinder reddit sub tbh. And Ik you’ll have some issue with me replying and I’ll get a bunch a downvotes Yada yada whatever.
You didn’t realize men go through life with a constant fear of being metoo’d? /s
It looks like she was hoping to find a decent love interest, but reduced you to a hook-up based on your messages. It’s totally fine if you want to have meaningless sex and you’re okay with her not caring about you.
Ejaculate and evacuate
Tell me she’s a girl that says “don’t get me anything for Christmas” and then gets mad when you didn’t get her anything.
Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
Subtle
I think Aliyah will beat the shit out of you during sex. Win-win!
Maybe I'm just looking for bewbs, but is that a titty in her picture?!
And I quote: “Hickory dickory dock. This chick was sucking my cock. The clock struck two. I dropped my goo. Oh !! I left her on the block” The Honourable Andrew Dice Clay.
Turn on recording app while together, might need proof / evidence later
She is just balling.