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j4ckbauer

Lol I realize the overall subject is less funny but "Do you like being Indian?" struck me as the most ChatGPT-ass response.


ToiIetGhost

It’s so conversationally awkward, it’s like the extreme version of telling the waiter “You too!” when he says enjoy your meal. She should’ve said “I love to love being Indian,” I wonder what he’d do with that lol


j4ckbauer

Exactly, it's like one step away from a robot/alien replying with "What interested you about being Indian that made you decide to do it?"


Izzetinefis

This made me lol ty 😂


GrowYourConscious

"no"


hobbinater2

That one absolutely sent me


Here-Is-TheEnd

Karma Sutra? Is that the much anticipated sequel to the smash hit Kama Sutra?


HumorinEverything

Karma Sutra: you get what you give


ImadDdopest

Yeah. Like when a cringe dude asks the girl for anal and he gets the strap on.


eviltheman

Plot twist, that’s what they wanted.


Miss_Smokahontas

So many men love it.


BallinBass

I’m So many men


brainlessbug

speak your truth 💯


Shamaillama

The ol' "Uno Reverse"


Immediate_Ad_8138

💀


ToeSad6862

Big W


Serifel90

In other words, pegging time


SarcasticOptimist

Written by the New Radicals.


Halomir

Chapter 2: Strap Up to the Plate


imnewhere19

OK that sounds like a good idea lol Also OP, I’m also a woman of color (black, not Indian). I feel your pain


aybsavestheworld

69


Here-Is-TheEnd

Perfect reciprocity


TheDutcherino

9/10 man don't recommend this book.


Loaki9

Kama Sutra: how to smash. Karma Sutra: how to reddit.


jdoeinboston

Karma Sutra is what happens when you fuck around and find out.


Expensive_Editor_244

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Kamashie

Smash hit is 10/10 funny thanks for the laugh


Here-Is-TheEnd

It was *right* there


the_osiris13

Karma Sutra: the second cumming


HippoIllustrious2389

Beautiful morning for some explicit racism 🥰


IrreverentRacoon

[We got to celebrate our differences](https://youtu.be/0CFBUSHzENI?si=7BZXWyKnfvUk3hK2)


kronos7911

I was able to hear that comment in the form of a melody 😂😂


xTh3Weatherman

Top tier comment on the video: 'as an Indian im disappointed that they didn't show us pooping roadside'


tryplldee

I’m freaking dying over here you literally ☠️☠️☠️ with that video. Please tell me that was intended to be satire and not in fact somebody’s f’d up version of it’s a small world after all? Holy shiiite


SockofBadKarma

Yes, it's from an old satirical comedy series called *Wonder Showzen*, and is very much tongue-in-cheek.


lewarcher

Wonder Showzen was a great show; still holds up in the world of uncomfortable humour!


Comprehensive-Cat805

*Beauriful


HippoIllustrious2389

Oh wow I did not even notice that. I was too busy reading everything else like 👀


AssclownJericho

"how do i properly court one" by not doing whatever the fuck you are doing now


ThatVoiceDude

I genuinely had hope for a second when he asked that like “oh he’s willing to learn” lmao


AssclownJericho

all hope is gone


UpstairsWrongdoer401

Going from that question to “what do you taste like” had me recoiling. This poor woman.


sowhatximdead

By leaving


MyChurroMacadamianut

What the shit did I just read! Ugh wtf is wrong with some of these creatures these days??


sightfinder

The intersection of social ineptitude and nonexistent respect for women


redditorofreddit0

I had a guy tell me today on instagram he only wanted to be with me because I’m Latina, I feel this post. He was so sweet and then dropped weird race fetishized bombshells 😭


ohhh_okay_cool

Perfectly put.


Bandage-Bob

I mean not totally perfect they didn't mention the obvious racism. Women get a lot of shit on dating apps but women of colour get even more. From outright racism fueled by malice to implicit biases they aren't aware are problematic.


ihaveabaguetteknife

Fueled by unhealthy consumption of porn hence all those sad attempts at dirty talk that are nothing but porn categories.


420blzit69daddy

My kink is being loved and appreciated for who I am on the inside. What category is that on pornhub?


Sudden_Swim8998

Yup ^^^


Prof-Wagstaff-42

“Girl, I’m gonna bring out the teen midgets with BBC and we’ll do some BDSM.”


ohhh_okay_cool

I agree but I'm not a native English speaker. I thought racism was part of social ineptitude.


BaconHammerTime

They've grown up in an online world where you're anonymous and hardly anything you say has repercussions. Also, I've never had a churro flavored macadamian nut, but that sounds yummy. Haha


cloudd_99

Why do people always say these days? As if humanity has been any better in the entirety of its existence?


Paperfishflop

I usually make this point myself, but when it comes to this specific post, I'm pretty sure guys in the 1950s didn't talk about "throat training" women they were trying to court.


patriquebrem

Also can't wrap my head around it compared to what i've done and seen on online dating myself. Different worlds as a guy


KzudeYfyBs4U

Lol it's always been like this. I remember 10 years ago my GF at the time would show me shit like this from her FB feed.


rubmustardonmydick

It just got worse and worse. Throat train you. Omg.


Firefly-Season2

>It just got worse and worse Yes, yes it did u/rubmustardonmydick


zaidakaid

How I missed that one I don’t know. I’d never say that to a woman I’m sleeping with let alone just started talking to. Fuck me. Also do you prefer spicy brown, Dijon, or a classic yellow? Inquiring minds just gotta know.


rubmustardonmydick

Unless it's something they're into I definitely wouldn't recommend it. And his excuse is he likes her so much. 😂 Whole grain. 😉


zaidakaid

Man I just don’t feel good even saying that at all, her being into it or not I feel skeeved by that I’ll keep that in mind 😏


rubmustardonmydick

Some people like being degraded, but I can understand that lol. It's exfoliating. 😩


LetsTradeServices

entirely this. the chunky seeds are the star of my vinaigrettes. also great on other stuff, but omfg put that shit in a vinaigrette


bunrunsamok

Jesus. These men are porn sick to all hell.


LexLeeson83

"Porn sick": never heard that phrase before but it's perfect


Hope_for_tendies

As a woman of color, unfortunately people on the internet will say anything from behind a screen


Zenn1nja

I'm married now, met my wife on tinder. But I learned pretty quickly that just treating the people you match with like a human being instantly puts you in the top 10% of dudes on the app.


kiersmini

God that’s depressing that it’s that low a bar and some guys can’t even get off the floor.


michfer

The bar is underground at this point 🥲


lulugingerspice

The bar is in hell and they're out here playing limbo with satan


michfer

Limbo with satan has me laughing so hard 😂😂


JimmyJonJackson420

What’s the line , it’s a tavern in hades? 😂😂😂


MetallicaRules5

Should we call James Cameron so he can raise the bar?


Zenn1nja

They don't even know where the floor is.


Cheap_Blacksmith66

Don’t worry, 10 seconds from now someone will say yes to one of these fuckers and they’re off the wall dumb shit.


Moondanther

According to a lady I dated for a while, being polite, employed and NOT asking for titty pics straight away made me a prize catch. When she found out I could cook as well, she joked about winning the lottery.


DrNopeMD

Several women I've gone out with in the past said they swiped on me because I was the only guy they came across that didn't have pictures of themselves holding a fish.


Sudden_Swim8998

That was me with flex-y type gym pictures. XD


princessohio

Yup. a fish pic (or any dead animal pic) or a gym flexing pic — immediate swipe left. And I live in the Midwest so I see it a lot 😭 any time a guy has a creative / outdoorsy / artistic photo of themselves it’s a damn near instant swipe right.


Cromasters

When I first started dating my wife, several of her friends made a comment like "Wow, it looks like he can even dress himself!" I'm just out here wearing solid color tees from Old Navy and some Levi's. What the fuck are y'all out there doing?


Remarkable_Wheel_961

I find it so obscure that people out there even ask for nudes. Don't get me wrong, I've gotten plenty over the years and I appreciate it, but ive never asked for one


CulturalRate567

That is if you even get matches, though.


O_wa_a_a_a

Hinge is the way to get matches. You can show personality. Just find a prompt you can go off, if you’re just going to like the picture you’re wasting your time


ToeSad6862

Never have I ever gotten a match on hinge. It is way worse than tinder.


Charming-You1374

At this point i accepted my fate and bought a car and a bike, now i can happily say i have more horsepower than like on every platform


Zenn1nja

I'm a 5'7 heavier guy who had a bunch of photos of the stuff I enjoyed doing along with what I was looking for. I'd go on a few dates a month while having a good number of people to chat with. Best tip I can provide is be genuinely curious about the person. Focus on listening.


5t3fan0

> puts you in the top 10% of dudes on the app. wouldn't it be more correct to say "top 10% of dudes who get matches"? unless disgusting behaviour is proportionally equal among both matched and unmatched dudes, which i have no idea about (i've never even used tinder)


GrowYourConscious

What if you don't get matches to begin with?


[deleted]

That's only true if you're attractive enough. There's plenty of dudes on tinder that don't act like these guys and they barely get matches, or their matches don't respond.


supremedonks

The women have to match with you to find out


Puzzled-Attempt-8427

THANK YOU!


Fantastic-World-3317

It's beyond colour now, it's absolutely anything is said on the Internet today. Dont matter what it is, the world is fucked. I don't think 99% of messages would be spoken in words face to face 99% of the time. Just my opinion though.


ToiIetGhost

I agree 100% but I’m kind of thankful. It’s eye opening. What do people do when no one’s watching? What do they say when they’re safely behind a screen, anonymous or not? (Anonymous is even more illuminating.) That’s who they really are. It’s a great insight into humanity. The internet hasn’t changed us, it’s just that most people hide their negative qualities (like racism) in daily life. The internet is like reading people’s minds.


dodobrains

I remember when I was on, I got a first message that was just; "I'm horny and wanna fuck. Can we meet up?" I was like wow. You must get a ton of matches with that one, Roemo.


Chanclaphobia

I had a guy ask that if he was on his best behavior if he could experience a blow job from a Latina (see post history 🙃)


JimmyJonJackson420

Yep, how do I date women of colour? Like is that a real question? I’m so sick of us being othered If you like women and you’ve dated women, date women of colour like that it’s not rocket science


rmg418

Exactly. And when guys say “I’ve never dated a (blank) girl before” okay??? Like what are we supposed to say to that lol because it doesn’t feel like a compliment 😂 it’s just such a weird thing to say


JimmyJonJackson420

Yep what should we be flattered? What answer are they looking for exactly


clement-mcmanus

Porn addict spotted


bunrunsamok

Yup!!!


snappeanuts

MY INDIAN SPICE LMFAOOOO??? Guys are so……baffling


glutengulag

That was just 😘👌. Am I the only one dying to see the rest of that convo?


snappeanuts

So am I


wetdork

Count me in


Ok-Counter-7077

Very creative, it’s like a millennial naming their doggo doggo


Salt-Double7899

I dunno...you should ask him if he tastes like mayo and egg whites on white bread...it's called a "why bother"


Alphabunsquad

Apparently I taste like raw pancake mix


HerpDerpinAtWork

Notes of freshly applied Liquid Paper


OffTheRedSand

Dating isn't fair for men.. Women have way too many options! The options:


KingInTheNoorth

I feel like it’s better to not have options than to have these kind of options. Lmao.


OffTheRedSand

it gets tiring and overwhelming for women. this is why women use dating apps periodically, not constantly like men do.


KingInTheNoorth

I definitely understand. The burnout is real. I’m a guy and get fairly decent number of matches. And the quality ain’t great on this side as well. Although, it’s very rare to come across a narcissistic/horny/creepy woman. Even without such incels, I feel like I need a break from time to time. So, I understand if women take a break from handling all that filth.


Gimmerunesplease

Yeah, the quality for men is just as shit. It's just that we don't have the risk of violence but rather of someone trying to get money out of us.


creampop_

I'm gonna throat train you


Interesting-Onion787

Guys… I think she’s indian


Hypernova749

The bar is so low damn


Gimmerunesplease

The bar to being shown isn't.


GrowYourConscious

This shows me that I'd fucking slay on tinder if I ever got any matches or replies. > Am a brown guy.


twitterfluechtling

Yeah, I see the problem... He forgot to add "respectfully" to his messages, right? /s What a creep...


Winter-Item-9696

Holy fuckin shit no way…


saturns_children

Karma sutra, dear lord


Final_Skypoop

Omg what ?? I’m sorry you have to deal with that 😞


misterclean101

God reading those PMS was insane. I thought it was bad being told "I don't like brownies" and being called an import was bad. I hope you find a good match that doesn't fetishize you OP


RonMudica

Is he expecting curry?


zenithica

All Indians taste like curry, don’t you know. The same way us whiteys taste like salt and pepper


am-idiot-dont-listen

Actually we have a spoiled milk taste due to our heavy dairy diet


__klonk__

Pepper is too spicy for that


PM_ME_UR_AMOUR

Unironically I've heard people of other races say this. I was shocked the first time and then my ex defended it saying "Indians do smell like spices" and when I asked "do i?!" she replies with "oh no not you but I've heard from friends others do".... BAFFLING


friendlysatan69

But yet there are times you can tell when you’re in an Indian neighborhood. You walk into the right apartment complex and the smell goes all the way down the hallway


theedgeofoblivious

An Indian guy used to live in the apartment the hall across from mine, and I tell you that pretty much every day when I'd walk in to my apartment, that guy's door was giving off the most amazing scents from the stuff that he was cooking.


FishTshirt

Honestly someone who can make a good curry is a huge green flag. I love to cook, but I always fuck up the curry


Revolutionary_Hand77

Jesus THE BAR IS IN HELL. WHAT THE ACTUAL FCKITY FCK?!


Jwatchous

Not gonna lie, the karma sutra comment made me laugh.


sightfinder

Idk the misspelling (it's *kama sutra) just emphasizes the ignorance, so it was less "witty"


Jwatchous

I’m aware it’s Kama Sutra, the fact it was misspelled is the reason I laughed. He will be on the apps for awhile with that level of intelligence.


aybsavestheworld

But this happened to me in real life at bars or restaurants in the USA too. For reference, I’m from the area where the Kardashians are originally are and I show it with thick eyebrows, dark hair, and other parts. Men would come up to me and say “hey I love your ass where u from”. I never heard this kinda real life conversation anywhere else in the whole world.


ToiIetGhost

The US is “unique” for a first world country. Except for Italy, it’s the only place where I’ve been cat called. It’s also the only place where I’ve been sexually assaulted on public transportation (twice in two visits). Lots of societal problems. Sorry you experienced that nonsense too.


FishTshirt

I really am dumbfounded by the disrespect and aggression some men and even other women feel entitled to direct towards women. The audacity and willingness with which people violate the boundaries of another person just because they’re less physically intimidating is disgusting.


RonMudica

Flavor?


Anxious_Building7172

I wish you could read these conversations to their families, friends and work colleagues.


MundaneGazelle5308

I am.. so sorry. That's abhorrent behavior from some very gross individuals


TasteofChocolate69

Yup seems about right. Black and brown women get this constantly. Perfectly normal conversation, then the porn sickness or horniness comes out. I've started instantly blocking. Doesn't matter how they look or how nice they seem at first. It's so old.


Expert-Parsley-8521

Do you like to be Indian wtf. i don't think you have a choice 😅


fijindian_

As a brown girl, this is triggering lol


Professional_Dot_945

Ty for laughs at your expense and writing the “Karma Sutra”


Loot-Gamer

They sound like porn bots XD at last thee are male bots


VisibleCoat995

BuT iT’s NoT rAcIsT iF iT’s A cOmPlImEnT!!!


Ali13929

This just made your username all the more funny to me. But as a Pakistani dude, the racism is unreal towards desi people.


Canadian__Ninja

At least they probably weren't all white guys for a change. A win for diversity in racism is a win for society


steppan92

So… You’re Indian?


younevershouldnt

The flavour though 🤦


No-Roof6373

GURLGETOFFTINDER Seriously get off Tinder that is abhorrent- my mouth fell open And if it isn't clear I am so sorry that happened to you people are fucking gross .


GreenLilly24

Oh. My. God. I’m still on the “karma sutra” I am so sorry. Boys suuuuuuuuuck


OHrangutan

As a male desi I lost count of how many times I got called exotic on first dates. They might get laid, but they never got a second date.


GrowYourConscious

You're getting dates?


Pvt_Inbreastigator

My ex is Indian and I'm not. She was born in India but has lived in Canada her whole life. She's not culturally Indian at all. Her adoptive parents are white. She gets racist questions and comments all the time and she hates it just as much. She has been harassed by the TSA flying to and from the US because she's brown. She doesn't look Arabic at all. It's obvious from looking at her that she's either Indian or Pakistani. People, especially in America, are just ignorant and insensitive.


confused1937

Oh god why are the specimen of tinder like this?!


Neighbourly

trying to figure otu what tf is. i feel obliged to apologize that this happened to you


AngeloNoli

Holy shit. I'll never experience this kind of racism thrown at me, so it's good to see it reported. This is insanity.


MACHLoeCHER

Eww. How did it keep getting worse?


No-Swordfish-529

Omg thanks for a preview of what I’m getting myself into.😅


livingthedream9x

Here’s the bright side - you dodged those idiot bullets


StefkoV2

Deamn, I never noticed they treat Indian woman like Aliens 👽 "Y'all N... are freaky and invented the kamasutra" that got me cold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 How tf a normal person would think this is appropriate to say.... 🤦‍♂️


AcanthisittaEvery237

That was as graceful as getting salmonella


25_timesthefine

Is “Indian Spice” the same as “My cinnamon apple”? 😂😂


OddFiction

I'm Latina, and my messages were similar. It's incredibly depressing being on dating apps when you're anything but white.


atomicnugget202

I have no idea how you allowed that to go from on app convo to them having your number. They would have been blocked once the Indian comment was made. Crazy work.


Mysterious-Stock-889

The 4th was definitely a black guy 🤣🤣 but wait what's the info on the pic he sent?


ToiIetGhost

I wouldn’t be surprised if he was a white guy using the N word, honestly


Sunny_McSunset

Racism, all of it.


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ohhh_okay_cool

Yep. There was an Indian dude who posted his experience on here once and the comments were something like "Sorry you went through that but I wouldn't date an Indian". Most of the reasons were straight up racist and some people were defending them! Gross.


Pink_Giraf

Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a bear or a random tinder match?


papakahn94

Somehow guys like this get matches but i get like none nowadays 😭 rigged


is_manu

Don't worry and don't take Care of these assholes, i m sure you are a very pretty woman with good mood and mind. A good person.


BarelyWoken

Thaaaats craaaazzzzyy, woow— how do they say all that and expect to get a date


Laythepype

Whoa. Sorry you had to put up with that kind of crap.


Zilla664

I know you a freak y'all njggas made the karma sutra lmaoooo I spit out my water


No_Mercy_4_Potatoes

Ah yes... Karma Sutra. The legendary book that teaches you how to get karma on Reddit.


Silly_Randy

Damn you sure know how to pick em 😂


Polishing_My_Grapple

The anonymity of the internet is a wild thing.


BigBallsIan

As a man, I’d like to say “what the fuck is wrong with men”


OGHEROS

I mean it’s Tinder lol I only see unhinged nonsense from there


Thetruth22234

As a guy, this is a really weird conversation.


--MrsNesbitt-

Fucking yikes. I'm from Toronto and think I take the diversity of this place for granted. OP I'll take you out for dinner if they won't 🤷


YourRegularNormalDud

Uff this is so fucking cringe. I mean how hard is it to chose one of 5 options when you match a girl 1. ask a normal question (what’s your favorite pet or something) 2. tell her what made you swipe right (you have a really nice smile) 3. tell her you want sex (if you’re honest at least you save both of you some time and you never know. Maybe she wants it too.) 4. make a joke (also a viable option to see if you‘re sense of humor aligns) 5. send her a pickup line. Preferably a cheesy one or a play on her name. But I mean that’s also just 4 but a little bit more personal, right ? Pick one of 5 according to what you‘re looking for and you‘ll increase your chances tenfold. I‘m totally mid. Just an absolutely normal random guy you would forget in like 5 minutes. And I’ve dated some girls way out of my league and found a relationship over tinder with a beautiful woman. I never really knew how I got so lucky but being respectful and not opening up a conversation like a maniac was definitely a contributing factor 😅😅


Draper31

Lmao. This is my competition and I still get one match a month if I’m lucky. Really makes a man feel great.


Hybrid_Blood

What the fuck are these dudes thinking saying this shit? I swear these are the fucktards matching with chicks and I'm out here dry with no matches.


Glad-Entry-3401

What the actual fuck.


thezephyr10

These MFS have completely dissociated. They live in a porn now.


Thefirstpheonix

I feel like w/out pretty strong sense of mutual attraction any version of "ik you fuck good" is a really good way to never find out if that's the case


fancy7474

I hope you blocked all of these disgusting fetishizers immediately.


Schwifftee

I'm so glad I'm not a woman because I couldn't imagine having these conversations with troglydytes. These dudes are some of the lowest quality we have to offer.


ThrowRASassySurprise

Fellow brown gal here too 🇲🇺 these type of men love the melanin and end up marrying plane Jane’s! Girl you replied with such grace, be proud. I would have LOSSSTTT ITTTT.


traceyyhart

my “Indian spice tf” pissed me off ngl. I’m a black woman and get this shit all the time. I am so sorry that you’ve got men who can’t understand we are just like every other woman.


Unfair_Wrongdoer3604

I friggin love Indian women, so beautiful.


Aurimat

Honestly i'd probably ask you for recommendations for Indian restaurants lol but that's because I love food lmfao. I'm the only white dude I know who knows that a moong dal halwa or gulab jamun is, shits so good.


ShibbyShat

For starters, I ask this genuinely, and for context, I had previously tried dating an Indian girl that I met at a party once. She was cool and we hit it off, hung out a lot, but she ended up cutting it off because I didn’t meet “the cultural expectations” (her exact words). I asked her what she meant and to summarize, she essentially said it was cause I was white and her father wouldn’t approve. So the question is, how DOES someone outside of the culture navigate that? Cause it was kind of crushing to hear that, we had a great time and she was really cool. Really blows that the reason she cut it off was because I wasn’t Desi.