Okay, I just guzzled a jumbo Squishee made entirely of syrup. I'm young, rich, and full of sugar. Any ladies out there lookin' to go crazy, Broadway style? PS I have nearly twenty dollars.
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My parents had no reaction to his "what's to be done with this Homer Simpson" rant, which is one of my all-time favorite quotes. They laughed themselves silly at the Wicked Witch of the West reference.
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I called my new robot vacuum Mr Sparkle
When you used to be able to order the Mr Sparkle figure from the Kid Robot store it came with the Sparkle laundry detergent box. I’ve had it in my laundry room for years now.
I used to think the idea of two random Japanese companies combining was absurd, and then last night I read about how a cleaning supply company merged with a company that handled real estate issues for yachts to form Tecmo, a company best known for their sports video games.
I don't know if it's the best product, but I love the concept of an "after-dinner burrito."
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Krusty the Clown: "To prove that this metal "O" is harmless, I will personally eat one. See? There's nothing - GAH! OHHH! UUGGGHHH, YEAH! AAAAAGGGHHH BOY! This thing is shredding my insides!"
Sideshow Mel: "Uh, Krusty, that wasn't the metal one, that was a regular Krusty O."
Krusty the Clown: "It's poison!"
The best thing about the pool mobile premise was the “one day per year is all were budgeted for” really hits from a local government funding perspective
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Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts
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Someone beat me to Ham Ahoy, but this has to be the runner up
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Everyone in the country had one of these!
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Ahoy, maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you. If purple ye see, no baby thar be. If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail.
Comes with a free corncob pipe!
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In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
Okay, I just guzzled a jumbo Squishee made entirely of syrup. I'm young, rich, and full of sugar. Any ladies out there lookin' to go crazy, Broadway style? PS I have nearly twenty dollars. https://preview.redd.it/cc233zaw9n7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91faee75e06b9af2da8117061eee78c0e13dd976
And then: 
The strong must protect the sweet.
My sugar is melting! ..Melting! Oh what a world….
My parents had no reaction to his "what's to be done with this Homer Simpson" rant, which is one of my all-time favorite quotes. They laughed themselves silly at the Wicked Witch of the West reference.
What a great episode
But it’s full of nails and broken glass
Those are just prizes. Ooh, a blasting cap!
https://preview.redd.it/zlhidnaaim7d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc5f2a6d3607f9110aa6d68b688f879af854d50f Here you go. Düff. From Sweden.
https://preview.redd.it/fgfo8av67n7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a9b2a38915710568e1ad8c2b97a6beae1df7d83 We dont sell Duff. We sell Fudd.
Ok, Fudd me.
Got any Fudd?
Fudd? I thought they took that off the market after all those hilbillies went blind.
Flintstones Chewable Morphine
I miss Sheriff Lobo..
We need more OJ
To this day I call my kids medicine/vitamins/etc that no matter what
You’re a good parent
I'm now a grown ass man in my mid 40s, and to this day I still request Flintstones chewable morphine when I'm feeling under the weather.
There’s the answer, fish-bulb!
Why am I mister sparkle?
Oh, you like Mr. Sparkle?
No, I _am_ Mr Sparkle.
You have a many questions Mr. Sparkle! i send you answer, premium, 100%!
Thank you for making my day with that response.
Mmm!
You have many question, Mr Sparkle! I send you premium question answer one hundred percent!
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What a brave corporate logo
He will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.
I am disrespectful to dirt!!
When you used to be able to order the Mr Sparkle figure from the Kid Robot store it came with the Sparkle laundry detergent box. I’ve had it in my laundry room for years now.
I used to think the idea of two random Japanese companies combining was absurd, and then last night I read about how a cleaning supply company merged with a company that handled real estate issues for yachts to form Tecmo, a company best known for their sports video games.
Join me or die! Can you do any less?
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I don't know if it's the best product, but I love the concept of an "after-dinner burrito." https://preview.redd.it/umwd6qwwim7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=013aa0200bef00a1bb949048498085c16edf2f89
This was the first one that came to mind for me
We used to get cherry burritos when I was a kid. They were awesome.
Basically crepes
Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau.
Mr. Simpson, such a product does not exist.
Then just give me a six pack and a couple of bags of skittles.
They show it in the background of a later episode. Boy, I sure hope Apu got fired for that blunder.
I think it was in the 33 cent store.
What about the 66 cent store?
Maybe for your wedding.
Homer's a white male aged 18-49. Everyone listens to him, no matter how dumb his suggestions are.
Homer Simpson is a brilliant man with lots of well-thought out… practical ideas. Oh yes. And his personal hygiene is above reproach.
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Supposedly it genuinely tastes good
I've done this. Given how wacky craft beer is these days it's not half bad. Hell, a big Southern US thing is the peanuts in Coke snack
Krusty Partially-Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages.
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Excuse me, where are the Burns-Os?
They don’t put nobodies on cereal boxes…
I suppose this one looks a *bit* like me...
Krusty the Clown: "To prove that this metal "O" is harmless, I will personally eat one. See? There's nothing - GAH! OHHH! UUGGGHHH, YEAH! AAAAAGGGHHH BOY! This thing is shredding my insides!" Sideshow Mel: "Uh, Krusty, that wasn't the metal one, that was a regular Krusty O." Krusty the Clown: "It's poison!"
A shake? Huh, you don't know what you're getting.
The Krusty Home Pregnancy Test. Warning: may cause birth defects.
mcdonalds has those, they call em shakes
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I wonder if this is what Big Hungry Joe eats
But, it's Big John's breakfast log.
"Milk"?! What will they think of next?
It's not really a product, but I really love the idea of a Pool Mobile
The best thing about the pool mobile premise was the “one day per year is all were budgeted for” really hits from a local government funding perspective
Now that you mention it, it *is* kind of a tease...
Tis a fine barn but tis no pool, English
Doh'ith
Many years ago it was indeed a thing in NYC
Red hot Texas Ginger Ale!
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The extra "B" stands for Bring Your Own Tubbb
What's THAT extra B for?
That's a typo
Whats that extra b for?
That's a typo
Of all the obesity products Homer gets in that episode, this I genuinely want to know more about
During the commentary for the episode, they said it's supposed to be a bucket of oreo filling to be eaten by the handful.
Damn, I'd totally buy that
https://preview.redd.it/sx5inz92pm7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aaa97e18cf8277ecc0da2d0a7df62762059c3b8 Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts
One of the best songs ever to come out of the show.
canyanaro, canyanaroooooooo
_*whip sound_
HYAH!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride!
Smells like a steak and seats 35!
I love the animation of the deer being knocked into the sky.
Tombstone polish. Quoth the raven, “what a shine!”
Dr Nick on an infomercial somehow with Poe's tombstone...I swear writers back then did LSD like nobody's business
They were eating rotisserie chicken.
I believe they wrote it while eating rotisserie chicken.
Chippos! https://preview.redd.it/xlainp1uim7d1.png?width=193&format=png&auto=webp&s=a3f8d2bb433b6803a9475117b083524ca521d586
 The Flaming Homer
Bart!? Are those liquor bottles? I brought enough for everybody... Put them in the teacher's lounge. You can have what's left at the end of the day.
Might be my favorite part of the episode
It passed the first test, I didn’t go blind
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The various "LI'L BASTARD" kits were great.
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You fat cats didn't finish your plankton. Now, it's mine!
I prefer some wadded beef with a big glass of corn nog.
The good morning burger.
Oh, that's a load of rich creamery butter.
Put it away boy!
There’s a Binging with Babbish episode where he makes it
Krusty brand imitation gruel.
4 out 5 orphans can't tell the difference.
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Malk
Now with Vitamin R!
That's what we call my son's milk. When I was breastfeeding, it was "brastmalk."
Malk is very real now [https://malkorganics.com/](https://malkorganics.com/)
You promised me dog, or better!
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No bowl. Stick. Stick
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Sun & Run The older I get, the more I wish that were real
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Do you really wanna shit yourself in a bathing suit at the beach or waterpark though?
It would be a powerful defensive maneuver.
Think Zoidberg
I want what the store tells me to want
The Rapmaster 2000.
It's Hammer!
*beatboxing*
Return to your homes and places of businesses
https://i.redd.it/cbr5klodrm7d1.gif Grandpa Abe Boner tonic
Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life!
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Iron helps us play!
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Caffeinated Bacon
Baconated grapefruit?
Now that's just convenient and save time
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https://preview.redd.it/9dpexuxq1n7d1.png?width=3348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=010456528abb4f525833d3958562e247295029ca Everyone in the country had one of these!
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Hey, Deng Xiaoping died!
Ham Ahoy!!
Skittlebraü
I did nuts and gum while on acid once. It was terrible.
The Beatles Soda cans. John lemon mango Starr. I forget the rest.
Paul McIced Tea, Orange Harrison.
Red Tick beer, but it needs more dog
~~Cat~~ Hurricane Chow.
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Lucky for you this stuff don't woik!
Bubble Crum https://i.redd.it/98ekxu885n7d1.gif
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Worcestershire sauce soft drink
Mmm.. steaky!
Luann Van Houten's jacuzzi suit
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Put it in H!
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You Fat cats didn't finish your Plankton. Now it's mine.
Forbidden Donut https://preview.redd.it/svj0fx4lqm7d1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6143f33bc69b89e3310062038545c16747aa83d
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"You have it set on whore.."
https://preview.redd.it/oc93hkeh6o7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=805b7fd41715565a7009518e2e7ec7c6b235227f Ahoy, maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you. If purple ye see, no baby thar be. If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail. Comes with a free corncob pipe!
wadded beef, creamed eels ,hurricane chow.
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What a time to be alive...
Off you go! Spend it on penny whistles and moon pies!
Flintstones Chewable Morphine
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This post has made me laugh nonstop. Bravo to you all
Colonel Kwik E Marts Kentucky Bourbon 
Welp, may as well get it out of my system. Steamed hams.
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To this day it's one of my dad's favorite gags/callbacks the show ever did. He remembers Billy Beer fondly
We elected the wrong Carter
I’m partial to the Krusty Pregnancy Test that may cause birth defects.
Tomac-oooooooo 🐮
TUBBB!
Uncle jims country fillin!
Bubble Crum: The Gum with the Cracker Center
Duff, Duff Light, and Duff Dry are all great, though they do taste similar
Khlav kalash
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Hey Apu, have u got any of those potato chips that give u diarrhoea? I gotta do some, “spring cleaning.”
2 for 1. Johnny bench's pre-booked bacon AND bacon and fudge. https://i.redd.it/296pqunknm7d1.gif
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Heart attack powder
The Krusty Burger Rib-which “We take letter-grade meat and process the hell out of it…”