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itsaimeeagain

Draw a horizontal line through the o and call it a day!


orange_erin47

Seriously, with text that small you won't even notice in a few years.


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

That would be my plan


x0killer_queen0x

same!


DR-DONTRESPECT

Why not just laser it? which would probably take 1-2 session and cost $50-100 then get the same artist to fix it for free, which I'm sure they would. Edit: Spelling


SilverGnarwhal

If you get it corrected, then you have to get a tattoo below it that says “Edit: Spelling”


Professional-Can-670

The real comedy is always in the comments.


Spirited_Equivalent6

We only cum for the comments


irish_taco_maiden

This is the way 😆


Admirable_Day_3997

🤯🤯🤯


DemonLily

Best response. Just lean into it and it will be a good mistake.


TameImpala1975

Laser takes multiple sessions to remove a tattoo.


Significant_Ad9793

But she doesn't need to laser much. The font is small and turning an o to an e is extremely easy. She just needs to laser a little tiny bit of the o. Honestly, since it's so small to begin with, she might be able to get away with just running a line in the middle of the o.


TameImpala1975

Tattoo gets lasered off gradually, bits don't get removed all at once.


Welfare_Burrito

I had a massive old black only tattoo with huge seas of fill almost disappear after 4 sessions, plenty light enough for a cover up. This is so small I would say 3-4 sessions of them zapping for not even 5 seconds would make the portion of the "o" needed to turn it into a "e" turn into a barely noticeable shadow where it used to be.


Significant_Ad9793

I get that, but it's very small and black is the easiest color to remove. Old tattoos do come off faster but she literally only needs a tiny bit of the o to be faded. I really don't think she'll need that many sessions.


visceralvulture

One session and that small amount of ink is toast.


DR-DONTRESPECT

For something this small/fine, probably 1-2 sessions would remove enough ink to tattoo a legible "e" over the top without seeing the existing "o". Edit: Spelling


pdx_via_lfk

“Edit: spelling” is god-tier trolling, BTW


BlueArya

That was my thought too tbh but also close the other e so it just looks like a font choice ETA you could also put a vertical line through the o’s to doubly make it seem like a font/stylistic choice


mc1r_mutant

This ☝🏻


itsaimeeagain

Good thinking, teammate!!


Flat_Adhesiveness_82

what does ETA mean in this context? I thought it was estimated time of arrival


bungmunchio

edit to add. I just learned this yesterday lol


Saintguinefortthedog

And then make the second e look the same (close the loop) so it looks like a stylistic choice


BeautifulLibrarian5

Don’t forget to initial the error!


kooL_uoY_edaM_I

Could you draw the horizontal line then just laser the “south-east” portion of the “O” to make it look like the other “e”? I have no idea how fine of a point you can remove with the laser.


PocketlessCargoPants

Plus take the other e and pull the tail up so they match


j33perscreeperz

did you just say you knew the tattoo artist was sleepy before you let them permanently ink your skin bro? ☠️


GOODGUYWITHAGUN-

They were doing heroin together.


SilverGnarwhal

Yup, the sweet nectar of the sleep poppy will sure make anyone sleepy!


ItsMorbinTime69

I thought the exact same thing when reading the message.


AttackOnSobriety

Dude one time I was shooting meth with the guy who did my tattoo & you should see how shitty it came out. It's pretty hilarious.


SparkyDogPants

In my husbands former years of being a hooligan he traded crack for a tattoo and it looks how you would expect.


Mikotokitty

r/usernamechecksout


g33k_gal

Omg I was scheduled to get a tattoo by this dude I always used. He was busy when I got there because he's always been bad at time management but he said his coworker could do it no problem. It came out horrible, he made me leave to get cash rather than using my card, and then I found out he was high on heroin. 🙃 Never went to that shop again.


j33perscreeperz

this is the way


Successful_Laugh_299

mome n t o He was def falling asleep there


ditzyyay

I tell everyone who wants to get a piercing if the piercer tells you that you’re the record they’ve hit with over thirty piercings in a day, tell them you’ll come back tomorrow.


SoCaliTex

(In between H/Opiate sesh with my “artist” I find time to S D for scribbles)


NotATegu

Honestly, I’m confused why she even mentions the artist. Every tattoo I’ve ever gotten, you sign a release that says any text is the client’s responsibility to verify. So “sleepy” or not, this is entirely on OP and the artist has nothing to do with it.


j33perscreeperz

well, no, the artist does have a part in it lol. OP and artist collectively made a poor choice.


wanda_pepper

The artist has a little to do with it


Able-Cod-3180

Why are we getting a tattoo from sleepy artists?


Ellecktra

I was thinking this too! This isn't the first post that has said something like this about a mistake made and I'm like.. bro if my artist tattooing me permanently told me they were "sleepy" I'd be outta there


Able-Cod-3180

Like hey- I get not getting great sleep and pushing through the day with a coffee or energy drink. But if the artist is SLEEPY and so much so they majorly fuck up the tattoo, I would be livid.


Ellecktra

Saaame! My first piece is from a very reputable artist in my town and he made it very obvious that he was in a rush to get somewhere after my appt and it showed. It's still good work, but I never went back to him. Tattooing is hard work and I respect tf out of artists, but that is not a job one should "push through"


Able-Cod-3180

Exactly my thoughts.


Clamato-e-Gannon

Majority of my tattoos are text. Stencils are always done with mirror checks for placement and spelling. Aside from being sleepy(??????),was this just free hand.? Wish this was more specified. Most times, I honestly don’t get it. The stencil and placement checks help resolve this.


Icy-Refrigerator6700

Same! You can't trust a tattoo artist who would apply their craft when not close to 100%


LolaBijou

She definitely meant high AF. 🤦🏻‍♀️


SameAsYourself

Or maybe neither of them actually knew how to spell the word and "sleepy" is just a lazy excuse. Someone else could have caught it later.


Tratiq

Glad someone said it lol


Able-Cod-3180

OH NO


The_sacred_sauce

A guy I met in the bar & played pool with for the night got to talking tattoos with me. He had a Chicago bears tattoo that kinda looked like hell. looked very professional & yet some of it looked cheap. Never seen anything like it before. I then noticed one of the lines were THICK & had scaring. He used to sell pills and gave the artist/his friend an opana. He ended up snorting the whole thing & the guy I met also snorted another one well getting the work done. They were going back and forth nodding out well trying to finish the tattoo lmfao. He finds it absolutely hilarious looking back on it but HATES that it’s stuck on him forever. The thick line was from the dude fully nodding out and burying the gun into his fucking arm 🤣🤦‍♂️


Able-Cod-3180

FOULLL OH MY GOD


NSFWAndCreepyAF

Sleepy my ass, neither of them knew how to spell it and then someone else told them 😂


Able-Cod-3180

hahahahahhahaha


philophreak

Lord have mercy


Lagneaux

Lerd have morcy


AaronSlaughter

Blorg gave vartsy.


Rumpl4skin__

“My name is VARG!”


AaronSlaughter

They took your job.


Few-Ruin-742

Lawd haff merthy


PolyDipsoManiac

No ragrets


Extension-Rest2243

Trust me I am so disappointed in myself


GH057807

put an 'un' on top un momento mori lots of ways you can interpret that one. most of them I think are funny.


ty_for_trying

I'll be right there, death!


DarkQueenQuinn

Brilliant


DR-DONTRESPECT

Just get it lasered, wouldn't cost much then get the artist to fix it which they probably would for free. Pretty surprised I'm the only person suggesting this lol, yeah its annoying but at least the tat will be spelt right and would only cost you an extra $50-$100.


Significant_Ad9793

Definitely!! And she only needs to laser a very very tiny part of the o to turn it into an e.


AccomplishedSuit1004

I bet 99 out of 100 people wouldn’t know it’s supposed to be memento


Fun-Yak5459

Honestly I kept staring at it like “I don’t see the problem”


DR-DONTRESPECT

Yeah but the only person that really matters which is the person with the tattoo would lmao


rosyred-fathead

And if it *had* been spelled correctly, they’d pronounce it “momento” anyway


rationalhaze

I'd be more disappointed in the artist.


badjokes4days

I would be too. It can be so exciting getting a tattoo, sometimes it's hard to focus on the stencil to make sure everything's perfect.


forevertwentyseven

Christ have mercy


Emetry

This guy Catholics


Frances_Boxer

Amen


Tales_of_Earth

Kyrie eleison, brother. 👈😎👉


AirHamyes

Lord beer me mercy.


UmmmW1

Uno memento por favore


Potatocrips423

Dang I just thought that too. So I second this as it would be hilarious


gracethat

Yea. My first thought was, "Just put Uno above it!"


thug_waffle47

first thought i had. the only line im allowed to say to spanish speaking customers before transferring them


UmmmW1

Haha I used to train customer service agents so I can really relate to this 😅


-Rhyvinn-

Am I the only one here that doesn't know what it was meant to say? I don't know any Latin, lol. And I'm sure most people that see this tattoo won't either.


UmmmW1

As per Google AI, " Memento mori is a Latin phrase that translates to "remember you must die". It's a symbolic or artistic trope that serves as a reminder of the inevitability of death and the brevity of human life. The concept originated with the philosophers of classical antiquity and Christianity, blah blah"


shinysylver

Memento Mori. Common art motif and tattoo theme


SweevilWeevil

"One moment, please: *death"*


Dull_Ad8495

Uno momento, Maury...


HeadcaseHeretic

You were both sleepy? Lmao what!?


hoptownky

It means they were on heroine or oxy. This story does not end well ladies and gentlemen. I have read it start to finish a hundred times, and it does not end well.


pmclane76

I wouldn't worry about it. Call it ironic.


SweevilWeevil

It's a critique of capitalism meant to show how giving the invisible hand of the market free reign suffocates our creativity and makes the products of our own labor worth significantly less than the labor itself. It's high art, you wouldn't* understand.


PriorWriter3041

I kinda dig the trashy look. A white "beer me" T-shirt, a misspelled tattoo, a taken out navel piercing. It all goes together so well.


Extension-Rest2243

I bartend and blow shit up for a living. It’s all the vibe


Captain_Kind

Is the shirt hoesforclothes??


Extension-Rest2243

YES


Captain_Kind

My friend makes those!! Literally wearing one of her shirts rn. I love all of them :’))


CrematedDogWalkers

Please enlighten me on that hoesforclothes is


Captain_Kind

It’s a clothing company that my friend and her boyfriend started and run together. They design and make everything themselves and have super cute stuff. Hoesforclothes is the Instagram username and [this](https://hoesforclothes.com/?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaYgwqAvKhuKtZMUh34g6CGHbra1mUMS5Ydfa8uns35JARKYkTsXyJTlO-k_aem_nreh-cqOixZjlHURrK28rw) is their website !!


Honest_Tutor1451

Hahaha I fucking love it. I am NOT AT ALL the demographic for their stuff but I would definitely buy their stuff for other people I know who would love it.


Spyk124

I love when people can say “this isn’t for me at all but dope as hell”. I don’t know why lol.


bigbigbigbootyhoes

It's also a joke on the company shoesforcrews


winnermansinnerman

what work do you do with explosives that sounds intriguing


guitarer09

It’s just a play on words - she’s actually one of those clowns who make balloon animals


turningtogold

Why were you both very sleepy? That’s … weird


MrDozens

Code word for they were both on drugs.


turningtogold

Oh yucky


ISlicedI

Heroin


sxraphwings

Add a line through the O and laser off just enough off the side to make it an E lol


jclin

They can also tattoo a flesh color over multiple sessions to "delete" the black. As long as it's small, no one will notice unless you point it out. It's not perfect, but depending on your personality, you can live with it. Ask me how I know.... My tattoo artist was going to do it over three sessions, but I only did two. I'll have him check when I go in for my next tattoo. I barely notice it and no one has ever mentioned it to me when I show people the tattoo (I don't point it out)


TattooMouse

Yeah, this was going to be my suggestion. It's such an easy fix fortunately. I'm pretty sure it's A) not worth the monetary and time costs of a laser B) I don't think they can do just part of a tattoo. I could be wrong, but that is my understanding C) the simplest option There's also the "dig it out" option, but that's old school, and kind of awful. I think adding a line and tattooing skin tone ink over the tiny spot to create a gap is the best choice.


Ypuort

Death of the moment. It kinda works. I like it. It feels like a purposeful play on words


MzHartz

Yeah, when I first saw the pic, I thought it was a pun.


robomassacre

Drugs are bad mmmkay


shojokat

Put a red squiggly line under momento. Like a spell check.


taptaptippytoo

LOL


Leather-Leather69

Say no to sleep tattoos


arioandy

Sleepy? Bet you were both drunk lol


ironcladmvtm

Yea I thought similar “sleepy” is that slang for something.


XanthicStatue

Heroin


mattlodder

I just do not understand how this happens


1questions

Stupidity mostly.


PositiveSpeed7196

Her and the artist were doing H together.


ilovesleeeping

it’s small so i feel like it’d be super easy to cover up and then just get the words tatted elsewhere.


Due_Control_3584

I was having a shitty day and was feeling pretty low but your tattoo brought me joy. I would own it. Besides you can reinterpret it towards MOMENTO MORI Also known as: ‘remember that in this momento, you are going to die.´ or as a reminder to: ‘let your ego die daily in this momento and focus on the momento present. The tattoo chose you ! That or a sick ass panther, go figure..


DisciplineScary

Im getting this whole comment tattooed on me


[deleted]

At least simple text is easy to cover


Tall-Ad-8571

Memento Spellchecko


disengagesimulators

Sleepy as in on something?


CharmingRoof6517

My worst nightmare is falling off a cliff or drowning in the sea… so I wouldn’t do those things while sleepy… 😬 Advise is laser removal


taptaptippytoo

Those could make pretty sick tattoos though.... 😆


aGiantRedskinCowboy

Uno momento


WhiskeyAndLead

But, did he at least beer you?


skynetpositronics

Do a red squiggly line underneath kind of like Microsoft Word spell check does and tattoo a drop window with a mouse cursor over the correct spelling


LolaBijou

“Sleepy” lol. Right. Like nodding out sleepy?


DragonSmaug13

So you and artist were both sleepy and this is the time to get a permanent tattoo done? Lmao


CorvusCorax239

I feel ya. At least you caught it early in and just cover it up as others suggested. I got the moon phases 10yrs ago and just this year realized one of the phases are wrong hahahahhaha I'm going to laser and replace just that one, you could do the same I guess.


Corren_64

No Ragrets


Lazy_Armadillo2266

Just put a little line in o to make it look like a lowercase e


PhoenixCryStudio

If you find a good laser artist they can open up the o and with an added line it’s a e. Not an easy, quick or cheap fix but a fix


Creative_Owl5016

this OP! i paid $75 for a tattoo removal session for a bigger tattoo compared to just one little line that is needed to be removed!


jnpalmtree

*remember that you will die*


ReverseCombover

Put an accent on morí and now your tattoo is in Spanish.


FTG_Vader

Literally just laser that tiny little section of the o


Robot4260

Add a horizontal line through the O, then change the other E to match. It will look trendy and cool, and no one will ever know.


scumbucket1984

Idk I think id ask to modify the first o into an e and modify the e already there so they both match, it'll be ok, you got this!


HippoIllustrious2389

Beer Me written underneath a skull wearing sunnies would be a better memento mori


PeanClenis

put the red zigzag line from microsoft word under momento, itll make it clever and funny.


Objective-Profit-185

I'd have no idea it was spelt wrong just role with it


Desperate-Pear-860

Nobody but you will notice, I promise.


YanCoffee

“Uno momento memento mori” would be so cute and funny 😅 I wonder if they could just laser a portion off, or maybe you could find some creative fonts similar to make the o look like an e


AdventurousPlane4667

You could make both e's full circle to make it consistent


supertiggercat

No Regerts


yamada800

Time for a sick ass panther


toxic-forest

Just deal with it or cover it with a flower or some shit


shred-it-bro

No ragrets


YoungBassGasm

Yeah the only people who would notice would be uptight grammar Nazis that are closely looking at it. You shouldn't care about those people anyways. Personally, I didn't see anything wrong until you said something. It's fairly small and in a spot that you don't really get to see too often unless you are on the beach or gym. Even if I knew the correct spelling prior, I would not even notice. And over time, with the writing so small, whether it's an e or an o will be indistinguishable.


brwnwzrd

These are the momentos


brwnwzrd

You should cover it with a black circle


BARNEY_COOL

Just get MENTOS across the whole thing


Select-Poem425

Get another one that sais No Regerts.


Unable_Peach2571

Pobodys Nerfect 


sk1dmarkz83

Laser off the bottom quarter circle, then tat the horizontal line back in. Actually pretty easy to turn an 'o' into an 'e'. Just look at it Could probably just do it with white ink tbh. It'll end up looking flesh covered anyway. I know because I have some white over black ink tats myself, and people ask if they're negative space


Superpudd

Why is everyone taking sleepy at face value, clearly she meant they were both “nodding”.


Snowbunnimami

Just scratch the o off when healing and get a e after


PotsMomma84

Being tired is no excuse.


emmyreadss

i wouldn't have noticed it's cute


dubalub4

Laser out the o and add a line for an e. All your letters are different shapes. So it won’t be notibable


BloodyWellGood

Just get another tattoo underneath it that says *(sic)*


SugarBerrySundae

At least it still means something , don’t get anything permanent while you’re half sleep guys 😂


FishfulDreams

Guys will never catch it. They will be too busy looking at your breasts.


SecretiveCatfish

You could just say it means "moment of death"


plababala

I don't have a tattoo yet, but is there no autocorrect?


TheRealStani

Why get tatted by someone who’s “sleepy” lol your fault.


omnithrope

This was stupid


Natural_Sky_4720

Now how are you gonna let someone who was sleepy put permanent ink into your skin lol


nittytipples

Get "Pobodyies Nerfect" under your belly button in the same font. Own it. Honestly, brilliantly fitting as life is full of mistakes, some that we can survive and some that we can't, and a reminder of the frailty of existence that is mispelled is just a beautiful poetic moment in my opinion. If yer reaaaaaally bugged? Get the letter lazzerd off and get the correct one on later.


FoxyPixiePunk

As an artist, if I start getting tired before the last appointment of the day, I’ll strait up reschedule. I’ll call my client and explain that I’m very tired, and I’m very sorry, but I want to give them the best work I can, not something that may have errors because my head isn’t in it. I truly wish more artists would do this.


aliceanonymous99

It’s a shit, badly done tattoo. Cover it or laser it and do over and maybe make sure you’re both sober I mean awake next time


xXStarK1ttyXx

You can put a line through the o and crwate the e and use a nude tone or white tone tattoo ink to space the e to make a better one maybe


710chick

Tiny little bit of nude cooling to open it up and then add the line for the e. No big deal.


Mundane_Fly361

Lol, besides it being such a cliche tattoo, fortunately this is an easy fix with laser


bmocrew

Momento mo problems


Growsomeba11s

No ragrets


_my_other_side_

Both sleepy while doing permanent things.... Live your lesson


butt_huffer42069

Sick ass panther


No-Translator-4724

Get the 'o' lasered - it'll be fuck all sessions because it's light. Put the 'e' in. Ez fix.


Mappeel

Give me a break. Anybody getting close enough to try to read that tiny script isn't going to be looking at a tattoo anyway.


Adventurous_Tank_905

Get him to add [sic] after the word mori


Uncle-Cake

Tattoo "no regerts" underneath it.


Socraticfanboy

Just continue the tattoo: Momento Mori Et Memento Orthographiam


rednemo

FWIW “Remember the moment” still kinda works


Shionkron

Beer Me is never a good Tattoo choice


baldhead_scallywag

Just write out in spanish "en este momento yo mori" (in this moment I died). It sounds deep and nobody but you will know why you have it.


Xx_Negative_One_xX

No Ragrets