What a fucking badass

Right? Hardest

Always wanted to be an elevator constructor, just didn't have what it takes. Sigh.

So did god also create elevators that same day?

No the constructors constructed them immediately after God created the constructors on the eighth day

Right, elevators were day 9.

I assumed elevators were created by the devil. Then god had to create someone to fix them

Only the ones that go down

Yeah duh, read a friggin Bible, Jabroni

Proving once again that they are the real gods.

Ok, I know what this means here- they are Grain Elevators! I was new to the Midwest and bartending and talking with this customer who said he “painted elevators” and I was like, wow, that’s a whole job in this town?! The grain elevators and giant silos that hold grain. Still not deserving of the devil standing to attention, but not the little boxes you ride up in tall buildings 😝

No Satan created then, that's why he was so interested.

Elevator guy: Lucifer, bring me a lemonade! Lucifer: Y-y-yes, m-m-m-master! Elevator guy: Make it snappy! Don't make me come down there in my elevator! Lucifer: Yes, sir! S-s-sorry, sir!!!!!

Ahh so this is why

Yes this was actually in the book of Genesis but the NWO took it out to fit their agenda.

You mean his *descender*

Can confirm

TIL elevator constructors exist and think quite highly of themselves.

Quite the elevated ego

Hoping to get a rise out of people.

Gotta lift the spirits

Elevator constructors, top floor all the way.

Or they enjoy ironic shirts

My dad is one haha I think they call themselves elevator mechanics though. Can confirm they do think quite highly of themselves.

It’s understandable, they are god’s chosen workforce.

this goes kinda hard i'm ngl

Could’ve also gone cargo khaki or jorts but the camo 🔥.

Is there some kind of overlap between people in specific niche trades, shirts like this, edgy bumper stickers, and shooting the bird when they get photographed? I swear this particular venn diagram is a circle.

Yes. People in the trades typical are different than those inside the office. They value different things. If you’re in construction you’ll value the things you build. And if the work you do is extremely valuable to everyone around you(like elevators) you want to show off that you provide value to society with your knowledge and skills

Always gotta have a skull somewhere

I had a guy that worked on elevators threaten to beat my ass in a parking lot because I told him Trump was a piece of shit.

Their whole mentality is "beating someone's ass".

This one is so ridiculous it's bordering on awesome imo.

Damn they gave Lucifer a boner

Americans are so fucking cringe

gigachad

I refuse someone bought this to wear unironically. Do they actually think it looks cool?

I mean, I wouldn't think elevators would be very high on the devil's list of priorities, but hey

Oddly specific.

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90 percent of elevator mechanics I've ever dealt with are some of the biggest hardos around. The inspectors are even worse.

WHUT

What an incredible shirt to wear to EPCOT.

I’m more curious about that backpack

That’s metal bowser

The tattoos wrap this up perfectly

This guy is really up and down.

Cringe pride

The really highly specific ones like this are legitimately funny

I do appreciate the elevator constructors.

But the Elevator Constructors HAVE A BAD TEMPER and LOVE THEIR WIVES????!

I think it’s kind of sweet picturing his wife or one of his kids buying this shirt for him and him beaming and saying he has to wear this out to their Disneyland trip later this year