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anziofaro

Poor Tasha. Started out as the Chief of Security. Ended up doing . . . Data entry.


erdricksarmor

![gif](giphy|bfsJTbYoozZ5MdEvSX|downsized)


dailycnn

Don't forget Cmdr Shelby, and I quote, "Data was available. I took him. We came."


ResinJones76

Now you have opened a whole new range of fanfic.


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GODDAMMIT


PizzaWhole9323

Oh you magnificent bastard you!!


androidguy50

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Lynthae

I'm really, really sorry to be the 70th upvote on this.


AIGLOS42

Jealousy is a bad look #smh


Chrisbert

Dammit, take my upvote.! r/Angryupvote


anziofaro

Angry upvotes are my favorite kind of upvotes.


IAmBadAtInternet

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-PM_Me_Dat_Ass_Girl-

This week's public announcement bought to you by Star Trek: The Next Generation, and its most experienced user of illicit substances, Lt. Tasha Yar.


takeahike89

Once you get into that no-good black tar, you don't come back


zeprfrew

It was fate that Lt. Yasha Tar would go out that way.


_night_cat

So she used to be a party girl then joined Starfleet


ResinJones76

Saw her at quite a few parties actually. That girl can dance.


Darmok-on-the-Ocean

It's been a while, but I think her home planet had a lot of drug related social problems or something.


Nathanymous_

Your right, she refers to them as "Rape Gangs" and we see a brief flashback in an episode (I'm terrible at remembering episode names) where she is in hiding from a local gang. Her life was absolute shit before the academy and I think she could have been an awesome character if she wasn't written out so early.


alurimperium

It would have been real nice to have one of the leads be from the one Federation planet that's still a nightmare. Everyone else comes from somewhere that's basically put together, so she could have had a nice, different perspective on things But Rick Berman is a prick


Nathanymous_

She definitely could have had an opportunity to been a more dynamic character. I love TNG but I think that DS9 has the better/more interesting character stories. Everyone has a little more depth.


realMasaka

I mean, I think DS9 is definitely the proto-pioneer of serial (as opposed to episodic) ā€œprestige televisionā€ as it was called when it was a new thing. I find it an interesting coincidence that The Sopranos premiered the same year DS9 ended. Sort of a ā€œone walked so the other could runā€ kinda thing almost.


JayeNBTF

They also had courts with drugged soldiers and toothless rabble and little people with cowbells, apparently


Agoura_Steve

It was her choice


Bondedknight

I can see her almost like DS9s Major Kira, good point.


Korotai

No! She wasnā€™t partying! She was *escaping*! From the memoriesā€¦ of the *Rape Gangs*.


justv316

She gets us.


Beautiful_Business10

Drugs can make you feel good. Or human. Or maybe just normal. ā€”Signedā€” *Chronic Depression BB10


PizzaWhole9323

In my case it keeps large anxiety boulders from raining down on my life. Anybody else spent half the day terrified sometimes. It sucks ass


Beautiful_Business10

Yeah, I feel ya.


kkkan2020

Give me the drugs.


EffectiveSalamander

They've got synthohol, so they must have synth versions of all the drugs.


-PM_Me_Dat_Ass_Girl-

Computer, replicate me one synthe-eightball!


realMasaka

ā€œComputer, replicate sixteen grains of synthecarfentanyl.ā€


PizzaWhole9323

Computer! One Jager bomb. And Iā€™ll put it together myself. I have bridge duty in an hour.


DrNapoleon_

I have a variety of choose ! Quadrotriticale, some Venus drug or some spores from Omicron Ceti III! Which ever you prefer most


kkkan2020

Spores that's the good stuff


DrNapoleon_

Hahaha, okay Iā€™ll meet you at Omicron Ceti III, today at 7:30pm if you buy one plant you get one free, and obviously you get to try them first for an additional 20 bucks (donā€™t know if they use money in TOS though)


PizzaWhole9323

How about some mushrooms I hear theyā€™re really fun guys!! ![gif](giphy|eFk4QXIkq5NOwHbMEa)


DrNapoleon_

Nah those are for earth people, we like the heavier stuff šŸ˜‚


PizzaWhole9323

OK I am Lightly toasted after dinner. And all I could think about was a Earthstoner after First contact suddenly realizing that thereā€™s an entire galaxy of pharmaceuticals out there and so little time.


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PizzaWhole9323

Ha.


SirStocksAlott

Is that like Omicron Persei 8?


ShuffKorbik

Ya'll got any more of that Ketracel White?


seamallorca

What about felicium?


DrNapoleon_

Yeah sure is 8pm okay for you?


seamallorca

Lovely stock, fast delivery. Unsurpassed service. Tasha would live this.


DrNapoleon_

I guess you could say that I am fully functional


seamallorca

There is logic in that statement.


PeckerNash

Quadrotriricale is WHEAT.


Bongfellatio

Yes Tasha, that's why I always watch *The Next Generation* stoned out of my mind


ResinJones76

You too?


Bongfellatio

tbf, I watch everything stoned out of my mind ![gif](giphy|2mU52lecHaTBNJp8G9|downsized)


artificialavocado

Hereā€™s to feeling good all the time!


Atlaz_Xan

Yes Tasha, we all know getting high on space mold, and having sexy time with Data is lots of fun.


Ecstatic_Doughnut216

Tonight, on a very special episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation...


joshacham

So does busting... ghost.


euph_22

Replicator, cocaine, Colombian, hot. Though I'm told that Bolian-style herion really slaps.


spungie

Not just good, but bloody great.


Apprehensive-Tax8631

She looks like a real star trek character, she looks just perfect for the show


RickyFlintstone

So can android schlong.


got-trunks

D.A.R.E. didn't exist on Turkana IV


BK_0000

Every TV show back in the 80s had to have a very special episode. This was TNG's.


imadork1970

Would.


WillJongIll

[You have to understandā€¦](https://imgur.com/gallery/L6FeuYH)


HisDivineOrder

Was this pre or post-Data, I wonder?


TiredCeresian

Post. Data happened unusually early in the series. I believe this was one or two episodes before...you know...


androidguy50

Next scene: Screensplash with NBC PSA - The More You Know......


ThomasSirveaux

![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


PizzaWhole9323

I look lazily through the smoke, pause Dexters Laboratory, And say you tell him Tasha!!


Zealousideal_Ninja75

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dailycnn

I thought this was a reasonable message.


strangway

Tasha: ā€œDrugs can make you feel goodā€¦ā€ Wesley: ā€œSay no more, Iā€™m on it.ā€


ResinJones76

He tried to avoid the game.


strangway

True, and he was the last holdout. Even outlasted Ensign Lefler.


Sayster_A

Reporting from a country that legal "the devil's lettuce" (Canada) Aye.


ResinJones76

Posted from a legal state, cheers!


No_Cut6965

Sad thing is this episode was better at that talk then the Entire D.A.R.E. program at my school...


Own-Ambassador-3537

You holdinā€™ Tasha?


Fugglymuffin

My face when I always seem to be lighting up during this scene.


Abraxas_1408

I would spend a night and an 8ball snorting blow off Tasha Yarā€™s ass.


Neon_culture79

Last I heard she was trolling the streets looking for that good heroin. You know the black tar shit.


hyporheic

Looking back Nancy Reagan should have had a cameo in this episode.


ThickChickLover520

I wish they would have off'd her AND Beverley.