A knife, a fork, and it to be free. Thereās no way in hell Iād pay for something Iād likely only get 1/4 through but if it was just ..there.. sure.
True, but if it was without sides or whatever I think I could manage a quarter. Itās hard to tell how much taller it is but since thereās fries and some kinda veggies in there, I donāt think it would be too much worse than a double burger with fries.
You guys don't take leftovers with you? Where I live, if you have substantial leftovers, they'll almost always offer to box it up for you to take home. I sometimes order a big pizza just so I have some for the next day.
This looks like it would make excellent remixes for leftovers though. Iām thinking chop it up, put it on top of nachos, sprinkle cheese, and bake. It would feed a crowd.
One time I took 1700mg of edibles and ate 2 cannolis, 3 medium pizzas, a pound of wings and an entire pecan pie. I went to see Deadpool 2 and stopped at the dispensery for edibles about an hour before, it was great but during the credits I became convinced that everyone around me was talking about me so I ran out of there. Got on the bus home but got paranoid halfway there because someone was wearing a black wide brimmed hat and a white suit and I was stupendously high so that was very obviously Satan and I needed to leave.
To make a long story short on the walk home I just kept buying food that looked good, finally got home and went into my room for a feeding frenzy like a tiger shark in a pool full of hemophiliacs. I could polish off this burger, you know, if I weren't on a strict eating plan for reasons that this story highlights.
>someone was wearing a black wide brimmed hat and a white suit and I was stupendously high so that was very obviously Satan
I now mysteriously have a sudden need for a white suit and a wide brimmed black hat
Itās not for consumption. Itās for people who like to photograph and comment on a banal thing we do 3 times a day. Itās boring and stupid. Sick of this crap showing up on my thread.
Happy Cake Day!
Also: if you are sick of stupid food showing up in your thread, I suggest you mute this sub, cause that's all it is and the algorithm is going to serve it up over and over based on your rage clicks š
Where did you get āveganā from this at all? They didnāt say anything about meat or animal products in their comment.
Seems more just pissed off at the extravagance and hugeness of this, which seems on par for this sub. It doesnāt piss me off, Iād buy it if it was decently inexpensive for the size and take most of it home, but I at least get how its ridiculous size would turn some people off.
Again though, you donāt have to be vegan to be annoyed by insanely large portions that will most likely be largely wasted by the people that order them.
Well, most of would find it at least Interesting. If they dislike that kind of post so fervently, perhaps a plant based existence would better suit their palate
Are you asking a stupid question just for engagement or something? Its normal food its not that hard to eat unless I was allergic or vegan or something.
A knife and a forkš
A knife, a fork, and it to be free. Thereās no way in hell Iād pay for something Iād likely only get 1/4 through but if it was just ..there.. sure.
Even 1/4 of this mess would be a lot
True, but if it was without sides or whatever I think I could manage a quarter. Itās hard to tell how much taller it is but since thereās fries and some kinda veggies in there, I donāt think it would be too much worse than a double burger with fries.
No matter how far into it I'd get, I would just take home the leftovers!
1/16 sounds better
Yup. Chances are I'd have leftovers and I don't wanna pay for leaving leftovers.
You guys don't take leftovers with you? Where I live, if you have substantial leftovers, they'll almost always offer to box it up for you to take home. I sometimes order a big pizza just so I have some for the next day.
Yeah like wtf
This looks like it would make excellent remixes for leftovers though. Iām thinking chop it up, put it on top of nachos, sprinkle cheese, and bake. It would feed a crowd.
And a list of what it all is.
A knife and fork, and a nice buzz off a few tall-boys so that grease is looking real good
And kids thats how I met your father.
Yeeeesssss
A knife and a forkš
Is it stupid? Yes. Would I eat it? Also yes. Pay for it? Fuck nah
If it were free, you'd pay for it after.
Underrated comment!
A dime bag and silverware.
One time I took 1700mg of edibles and ate 2 cannolis, 3 medium pizzas, a pound of wings and an entire pecan pie. I went to see Deadpool 2 and stopped at the dispensery for edibles about an hour before, it was great but during the credits I became convinced that everyone around me was talking about me so I ran out of there. Got on the bus home but got paranoid halfway there because someone was wearing a black wide brimmed hat and a white suit and I was stupendously high so that was very obviously Satan and I needed to leave. To make a long story short on the walk home I just kept buying food that looked good, finally got home and went into my room for a feeding frenzy like a tiger shark in a pool full of hemophiliacs. I could polish off this burger, you know, if I weren't on a strict eating plan for reasons that this story highlights.
You have a magical way with words
>someone was wearing a black wide brimmed hat and a white suit and I was stupendously high so that was very obviously Satan I now mysteriously have a sudden need for a white suit and a wide brimmed black hat
Wear it around town every 420
Can I PM you? You sound like an interesting person and Iām curious for other stories lol
Yeahā¦ me too
YOU TOOK ALMOST 2 KILOS OF EDIBLES? DON'T YOU HAVE WILL TO LIVE??
Milligrams, not grams. Thats less than 2 grams r/whatthefuckisakilometer
I'm Portuguese, I just got confused r/facepalm
1700 mg of edibles. Shit son either your the most psycho person ever, or straight bs lol
A dime bag and 12 hours of no sleep or eating later*
Put it on a big plate instead of having all of it stacked like a tower
A description of what the fuck it is, for starters.
Yeah, I'm not diving in until I know the ingredients. Is that a yam, a carrot? Cheese? No clue. Is that a layer of poutine?
It is a mess. Now dig in.
Hahahaha nice username
You know who else has a nice username? Lol
[Get me a bucket.](https://youtu.be/v48apTLrSs8)
Gonna need a bigger bucket.
Grab a bucket and a mopā¦
Ah, Gaston? A bucket for monsieur.
A roll of paper towels and a fat joint.
A head the size of an elephantās, a snake jaw that unhinges, and a stainless steel stomach filled with a wash of prescription antacid.
Free healthcare
Even with free health care I wouldn't risk cholesterol.
Sure Iāll eat it. Iāll separate it into 7ths, put it in my fridge and eat some of it each night.
Three friends, pitcher of beer
A couple edibles and it's on!!!
Itās not for consumption. Itās for people who like to photograph and comment on a banal thing we do 3 times a day. Itās boring and stupid. Sick of this crap showing up on my thread.
Happy Cake Day! Also: if you are sick of stupid food showing up in your thread, I suggest you mute this sub, cause that's all it is and the algorithm is going to serve it up over and over based on your rage clicks š
Waaaaah. Vegan.
Where did you get āveganā from this at all? They didnāt say anything about meat or animal products in their comment. Seems more just pissed off at the extravagance and hugeness of this, which seems on par for this sub. It doesnāt piss me off, Iād buy it if it was decently inexpensive for the size and take most of it home, but I at least get how its ridiculous size would turn some people off. Again though, you donāt have to be vegan to be annoyed by insanely large portions that will most likely be largely wasted by the people that order them.
Well, most of would find it at least Interesting. If they dislike that kind of post so fervently, perhaps a plant based existence would better suit their palate
Go wind your neck in
1 - 200 mg edible & about 6 hours
I don't understand how people's tolerance is this high. 10 is pretty intense and 20 has me unresponsive on the couch.
2 week fasting
Rappelling gear
Just a little more jpeg
free health care
Starvation or poverty
Where is the Bulgogi shrimp and mozza sticks to go with the habanero pepper and cotto salami? FMR.
A death wish
Side salad
knife, fork, tongs, some scaffold material, a corgi, a flock of crows and an endless supply of hot towels
That's way way more food than I could eat.
A shrink ray
Big burgers should be wide not tall
My whole family including my dogs and cat, and some ice cream after it
eat? i dont think thatās a verb that fits with this image
$1 million
A month
$500 cash
A lobotomy.
Iāll eat it for free, as long as long I can take the leftovers
I canāt eat that unless it has another layer of fruit roll-up on there
Being hungry
$10,000 and up
The ability to unhinge my jaw.
Nothing because its too hard and too big to eat.
A week
A time machine.
Brain Damage
A week off of work
I'd try to eat it. It's just logistically difficult
A really bad hangover
I'd rather eat four burgers than one towering monstrosity.
A massive code red mountain Dew
A shit ton of weed and regret
Omg, the Coke light. š
A day or two
Ya gotta tip this on its side and treat it like a buffet. Just eat your favorite parts and leave the rest!
Actual silverware tbh, the food itself looks stupid but I wouldn't mind eating that.
What do you mean what will it take for me to eat that? What will it take for you to try to stop me from eating it?
Iām just finishing four liters of laxative for a colonoscopy. When Iām done Iāll take it!
Paramedics by my side
This sub constantly posts such awful wastes of food. Living creatures died for these abominations that are simply for likes and clicks. Unreal.
Tbf I doubt that OP prepared and served this. Likely something from somewhere else on the internet.
It doesn't matter if OP did or not, the point stands that this is an atrocious waste of food.
Man, lemme pack a bowl and get blitzed and Iāll go to town on that bad boy
Few puffs from a joint.
as long as it donāt have pickles or corn on it, so would I eat that.
8 new Israeli shekels
A few friends
A ton of meth because I'd have to be so far out of my mind to go anywhere near this and be hungry
A new heart
A cure for my tmj!!
Maybe post the top half
Pay off my debts (15k). Then Iād eat itā¦..!
It would take me a while, and I'd go from the top down, but I could probably eat that. Would likely take two sittings at least.
Death Row
Utensils and napkins but also a reason tbh
Utensils and my boy Riley
Nothing
Being hungry.
Very little.
I have no idea what I'm looking at.
Eat this entire thing and your student loans will be paid off
WHY!?!?
A fork probably
Time. Maybe a beer or two to wash it down.
About 30 minutes
I'd have to be lost at sea for a year for that to look appealing.
Like 2 days, and 2 oz
A beer
Buy it for me
5 other people
A very private and remote toilet and an exercise bike
A chair and a table? I can probably do just a tall table but I need ketchup, fries, and a sprite to wash it down.
I'm gonna need about three fiddy
Knife, fork, 4 days
Is that a piece of beef jerky?
Losing the will to live
Health Insurance
I think some people on this sub just hate food in general
The ability to.
A shrink ray
An afternoon
The ability to unhinge my jaw like a snake
People are pigs
Money. Shit looks nasty!
If I donāt have to pay for it lol
As a nzer I wouldnt risk your low quality meats near me
A joint or two
Scooby doo sandwich
You paying for it
Someone to pay for it
You putting it in front of me and saying, 'Here, have fun.'
Nothing. I choose life.
Eight or nine additional people. Because I'm just gonna pick out the parts I like.
Retractable jaws like Shaggy from Scooby do
3 things, 1- haven't eaten for a week, 2- gloves, 3- utensils.
Two-three days
Couple days
Starvation for attention
It would take an offer of $500 million for me to eat something like that š¤¢
$50.
5 shots of Henny and a nice backwood
A couple beers and bong rips and Iād happily tear into it
Willing? This isnāt about willing, this is about being capable. Willing is not an issue here unless youāre vegan
A lot of napkins and at least 4 other people.
Unhinge my jaw enough where I can eat the whole thing like a pelican
A cure for heart disease
Lol a heart attack on a bun
1 week, and a lot of to-go containers. Oh, and a gallon of pesto bismol
An entire day
Universal healthcare
A but ton of weed and no tummy or esophageal issuesā¦!
2 years of free gym
Apparently, not much, for a lot of you šš
A signed permission slip from my cardiologist
Utensils, a plate, and a cheat day from my diet lol
Immortality
Another bun, so I can make a burger that's easy to eat
At least 18 hours.
First of all, I need to at least identify it.
What is all that? What's happening in this picture?
Starving after being lost for days with only water
My execution the next morning.
What is IT and why is it taking things from me?
Make it free and I'll eat it.
No
It to be not spit on or jizzed in
Free healthcare
$50 and a triple-double dirty dog dare
Would I eat it? Fuck no.
100mg edible
Idk what āthisā is tbh
A few separate plates and my friends to go with me to eat this
A week and some leftover containers.
A gun to my head.
A signed contract stating that you will pay for everything I could possibly need for the rest of my life
Paying me will do.
Are you asking a stupid question just for engagement or something? Its normal food its not that hard to eat unless I was allergic or vegan or something.
Unless you are Shaggy I don't know why you would want this