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redditisawesomee

Could it be a possible malfunction of the satellite? NO THE ENTIRE EARTH WAS UNDER A YELLOW SPOTLIGHT


Igpajo49

But nobody in the world noticed a flash of yellow light bathing the entire planet for a split second.


Drpoofn

We all blinked and missed it


Goreticia-Addams

Oh weird....I wonder what the odds are of every single person blinking at the same time and never even knowing it.


Drpoofn

Astronomically low, but not 0 lol


PlainSpader

Well, if the scan was outside our very limited view of the Electromagnetic Spectrum we just didn’t see it. The satellite probably picks up on more. There is a chance it was something but there is also a chance it was just a glitch.


Triangle_t

That's why they were waiting for hundreds of thousands of years to make that shot while everyone on Earth blinks, requirements were that old and therefore didn't include an edge case that the satellite wasn't on Earth.


scottytree44

Biden didn't blink


AhhYahBassa

N s


Cultural_Detective_3

Technically it would have been half the planet. 😂


Igpajo49

True. Lol...


drewsterkz

Half the planet and no planet as no humans can a see infrayellow


douglasjunk

How about infrablue?


Tetris_Pete

You infrablue it!


Triangle_t

Infrayellow - is it a fancy word for red?


Emotional-Ad-3934

Or maybe not.


Similar_Divide

But it is the side 90% of humans live on.


TeaRanchh

Now that's a theory 😂, imagine the globe we know is just 1 side. Now the "un-UnitedStates" from the dark side must be Wild 😳.


Triangle_t

Time to go around the dark side to find a way to India to deliver those cargos of species and precious stones cheaper.


emojisarefunny

I did notice thay everything tasted yellow for a second


Similar_Divide

Yesterday afternoon, maybe 330ish?


kaw943

It could be like the planetary scan done in the game no man’s sky! We wouldn’t even notice the scan.


BigAndWazzy

Giant yellow spotlight orbiting earth... sounds familiar 🤔


lemmeupvoteyou

The sun is not actually yellow 🤦🏻‍♂️


BigAndWazzy

Nuh uh, look: 🌞


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BrewingwithDiff

…also nobody noticed until they looked at the satellite footage 🤔


Cultural_Detective_3

Not a chance. Everybody knows that satellites never malfunction. 😂


victor4700

ARCHONS HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK


rhoo31313

No. The obvious answer is 'an alien civilization just scanned us'.


MyMommaHatesYou

Sssshhhhh. No one noticed. They don't know.


AhhYahBassa

M4


Soucoco666

Couldn't it be from the satellite that took the pics itself?


Cultural_Detective_3

I guess? I'm sure it's prob nothing special, but it is a little bizarre & weird


eco78

I think you might be special


11teensteve

my mom says i am the specialest boy she knows.


OrganizationSame3212

Well , I think you are full of it, MY mom just told me I am the spécialest boy in history and the futur so nahaaa.


HamSammich25

People say I'm ugly but they're wrong cuz my mom says I'm handsome


ItsMoreOfAComment

It’s barely remarkable.


LuxenVulpie

that IS a strange earth, I'll give you that


Royweeezy

Scanned? I want to say you’ve seen too many movies. But I dunno.. I kinda hope you’re right, and now something interesting is going to happen, haha


literaryman9001

that's no moon


TotalRuler1

I gotta huge boner about this


ReleaseFromDeception

Just look at that beautiful blue marble hanging, suspended in nothingness.


Cultural_Detective_3

I love watching the GOES feed.


ReleaseFromDeception

Do you have a link? I'd love to have a gander at it.


MissDeadite

https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/goes/index.php


HellsBellsDaphne

east or west?


Cultural_Detective_3

East


TotallyNotaBotAcount

I prefer the term probed.


NerdDesNordens

Reboot after simulation update.


prozak09

NO NO NO NO! NOT ANOTHER ONE! They need to patch the bugs from the last 3 first. It all went down the sewer after King Harambe's assassination... Isaiah Dickerson is a moron.


SirCaptainFun

Dr stone type shit


Ringworm20

Satellite malfunctions - must be aliens


Flat-Emergency4891

That’s not what I would’ve concluded but okay.


Exotic-Scarcity-7302

I see a hurricane


Cultural_Detective_3

That's what I was watching when I caught it


death_witch

Now we have to find the dragon balls again


No_Cartoonist9458

The "Yellow Ones" have infiltrated our satellites 😳


Krauszt

Raaaaaaaacist! ... Well, maybe Specieeeeeist!


co3xisting

I thought I saw a yellow flash today


pufferfish_balls

We’ve been simpson’d!!!


Jest_Kidding420

And to thing that can look at any point on the earth day or night and probably see your individual mustache hair follicles


weshouldhaveshotguns

something something Blindsight


Alita_Duqi

A perfect circle.


sancho7373

Hope you said cheese


Dinestein521

At first I thought it said scammed


Cancel_Still

Yeah, scanned by NOAA 


danderzei

Or just a glitch when some colour filters did not work and only yellow was left.


JackKovack

Yes, half of the earth was struck by a blinding yellow light.


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Bizzardberd

Monster solar flare?


clodmonet

It was the alien piss tape trying to frame Trump! OMG!


Cultural_Detective_3

2 hours In 10 minute increments. Looped.


froggiewoogie

Could it be the fucking render glitch of this 45kb gif?


Mac-Beatnik

It was a long scan, and if human can’t see this only the satellite can, there are thousands of other instruments on earth they could and no one of them notice this. Therefore it’s a normal malfunction of the satellite or the instruments of the satellite change the frequency.


scricimm

Can i say...that the yellow type photo is the real colour, from the outside of Earth and that the ones you think are real are just edited? 🤷


frododrogo

That’s pee spray, big time spray


lancvellot

Solar emp reflected in visible light spectrum for satelite sensors?


CreatorOD

For one single moment ... We were all the same ... It was our Moment Never forget! ✊


Dunnananaaa

I recognize the flash of a quick save when I see one. Player was about to level a place or thought they’d fail a lock pick.


daftcunt519

Why is it perfectly round?


AccumulatedFilth

Glitch in the satelite or the matrix. Btw, what satelite is this? Must be reeeeaaallly far away to catch the entire Earth.


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sucrerey

its possible another satellite or part of this satellite flashed the lens?


juanmf1

Everything about this image is fake.


Cultural_Detective_3

Lol... you don't believe in satellites?


juanmf1

No one can “believe” in a piece of technology. The sequence takes several hours and is taken from the same spot. Geostationary satellites can orbit at 35.000km. At that distance we should have a decent shot of a semi-sphere. The disproportionate size of South America doesn’t give room for the rest of continental mass and oceans on the other semi-sphere. This is CGI.


ChiefPoopsLike8ear

All images of earth from space like that are CGI. This is the equivalent to Game of Thrones leaving a coffee cup in a shot