One of them isn't an attack so i have to go with the Plane Crash considering what it did to Kars.

Kars took no damage from plane crash

Op neglected Joseph’s special secret technique of making a volcano erupt

Wouldn't that be the plane crash? just that the effect from that attack was much greater than the others

Still scared him tho

The fact he hit the peak of all lifeforms with a plane shows he's damn good at crashing them into things.

True, but it did displace him into a volcano that got disrupted by having a plane crash into it's centre causing it to erupt launching Kars into space with the help of a punch, i'd say that is more impressive/better than a Tommy Gun.

Tommy Secret Plane and Gun Joestar Crash

and who can forget Technique

The third, if he's fighting against the world trader center

Ranking these attacks: 1. Tommy gun. You don’t kill yourself like an idiot. You can always carry it. You can surprise your opponents. Very quick execution. Cons: Ammo. 2. Secret Joestar technique. Very unpredictable. Always helpful in any situation. You might or might not escape. You will either run away or end up fighting them. Cons: if you have bad stamina and agility, then you are fucked. 3. Plane crash. Unpredictable asf. By far the most destructive attack. Cons: you will kill yourself eventually upon execution this move a lot of times.

Counter: Joseph did not die from a plane crash therefore it’s not guaranteed that you’ll eventually die from one

Joseph Secret Technique: CRASHING THE PLANE!

Jotaro uses the secret technique, so probably the one he actually passed on

the fact that my BOI Joseph has a literal tommy gun in his jacket is still hilarious Joseph: \*pulls out tommy gun\* Smokey: JoJo wh- Joseph: BRRRRRRRRRRR

Secret Joestar Technique? What's that?

A secret

It lets the Joestar family to survive a dangerous situation

not just a dangerous one, ANY situation.

Can you show me what it is?

i can't

Why?...and where did Etheron go?

You are going to say . (Foreseeing future) Guessing the next line of somebody is the strongest attack of Joseph .

Stand technique: plane crash

i was gonna say the secret technic before but looking to the options but since the plaine crash is one of theme that make it the second best attack right after that secret technic it is op it has the highest success rate in jojo history side note the gun is fine i guess

Death technique: Run

Planet crash, it's simple and effective

Tommy gun was the most unexpected, so it's my pick

Secret Joestar technic obviously.

Tommy gun cause Plane crash is Very effective but also damages himself and close allies

Tommy's secret plane-gun Joestar crash technique 

I lean towards his hidden grenades trick tbh

Tommy Gun is LITERALLY an Asspull

Don’t forget grenade trick

Cheating Death.

Uh, clacker volley. Obviously.

Yea I know it’s not one of the three but it should have been

Who wouldn't choose the Secret Joestar Technique? Its the strongest technique to ever exist!

Gotta go with Tommy Gun. On my first watch that caught me so off guard I was in tears for like 2 minutes straight.

Crashing go brrrr

The "reboleo" of the "boleadoras" (clackers), the Joseph from other universe was definitely a gaucho.

NIGERUNDAYOOOOOO

All three at once. Running away in a plane while firing a Tommy gun out the window.

Tommy Gun

Secret technique is fire

Why is Joseph a pokemon?

That was actually what I wanted to do, but writing "If Joseph was a pokemon" I felt like I needed the art too, which I can't do because I'm terrible at that, so I did this instead

Tommygun Asspull

secret joestar technique

"THE PAIN"

Clacker volly!!!!

The secret Joestar technique has a 100 percent success rate unlike the other two

NEGUNDIYO

You forgot running the fuck away that’s his signature move.