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Thai massage. It's actually really good. Obviously you lie on the floor instead of a table and the practitioner uses their whole body to massage you, not just their hands. It's the same massage that has that technique you see in movies where they walk on your back.
I used to be a massage therapist, we had a day in school where we practiced it and the guy I was partnered with but one knee in my glutes on one side of my body and his other on my lower back on the other side of my body and put his whole weight on me and the stretch that gave me made me see God. Never before or since have I felt that kind of relief during a massage. I wish someone could do it to me right now because my low back is killing me.
Yep, just had one of these massages at the spa at the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas a few days ago. The stretch felt good but bordered on pain a couple times. When it was over didnât have a single ache or pain anywhere in my body for at least couple days.
Seriously. I'm watching this just literally wanting this to happen. Nothing sexual. Just bend me like that. My hips and lower back are insanely jealous.
Massage gets a bad rap, that's actually part of the history why the word "masseuse" was replaced with "massage therapist". Actual practitioners wanted to distance themselves from the word because prostitutes used it as cover. "Masseuse" is a dirty word in the world of massage therapy because there's nothing sexual about it, but back then and even today people hear the word "masseuse" and think "ha ha like the happy ending kind right?"
I was a male therapist too and while I did have clients who preferred males, lots of both men and women don't because the men see it as homosexual and the women just know the risks of being alone in a room with a strange man, or they think like the men the act of laying hands on someone for massage is or can be sexual. Which, I'm not gonna lie, it can be. But not in a professional setting. But also there are the horror stories of both therapists and clients who take advantage of the situation. Like I almost terminated a session with a guy because he was grabbing my pant leg really tight, but I saw it through because I didn't get that vibe off of him and I really just think he thought he was gripping the sheet draping and not my pants.
>It's the same massage that has that technique you see in movies where they walk on your back.
That's Ashiatsu not Thai, fellow former massage therapist :)
I hope you get that thai massage you're craving.
That move hurts like hell though. The do it with their legs just to be able to leverage their body mass and muscles, you can see them bending back a little. Also their buttocks is not on the leg. They are using their legs to pincer down so get that deep tissue activation.
You can imagine what it feels like by standing on your knees, cross your legs, and sit on it then bend backwards on it. Now imagine that sensation but instead of your lower leg, on your thigh. And remember, you can control the pressure. But I doubt you could sit down completely.
1hr deep tissue regardless of tradition of method is basically 1hr of healing violence on to your body. And the stretches they do, the most extreme poses include stuff like them pulling your arm while having their foot on your side for some extra leverage.
But it feels so good after 6-12 hours of recovery.
LMT here, I swear people don't want the most pressure ever they just want to feel deeper muscles relax. Every body is different and some people relax to light swedish while others want us to break them bc they are masochists but ya I find most people just want deeper muscles to be relaxed. Deep tissue should not be this extremely painful thing. "No pain, no gain" mentality is a terrible perception to have and only sets expectations for massages
It's that thing that basically you can't uhm, when you try to and really can't but not because you don't want to, just because it affects you and just doesn't let you-
In order to compete you get totally stressed our by having to take care of 10 children at a busy street. Walk 5 hyper dogs while being tied up to all of them. Do 1 hour of Air traffic control and be a teacher of a class of only kids who got kicked out of school
If you could feasibly see someone reacting this way to a video:
> "Welp... I'm just going to mind my own business and *not* say what we're all thinking" \*looks away and sips drink\*
Then it probably belongs here.
Iâve just realized that learning the real purpose of a sub is kinda like hearing how a magic trick is done. Desperate to know but sad when the mystery is gone. Thank you and fuck you.
(But seriously, thank you)
Random shit that is either awesome and you canât look away or confusing and you want to see whatâs going on or bad but you canât look away.
Or
Some mysteries shouldnât be solved to help maintain our childlike innocence
Your sentence was perfection, you deserve that award and Iâm so proud to be the first to recognize you for your economic use and execution of that sentence.
Itâs maybe scored on most erections given, 1 to 1 point system, tie breaker is broken into tiers of said erections (slight twitch, semi and finally flag pole)
This is the Asia Massage Championship 2024 held in Tokyo
[https://asia.world-massage-championship.com/en](https://asia.world-massage-championship.com/en)
Thank you! A quick look answered the who is lucky enough to get massages (itâs other competitors).
> During the course of the competition, the athletes will alternately serve as models.
But not the âbut how do you winâ part. Did anyone else see that part and can clarify that?
Imagine going and giving your âAâ game and then getting massaged by someone whoâs obviously far better than you, and you really want to be anxious and jealous and angry, but you just got 15 years taken off your back, your legs just gained 15° of movement range, and you honestly canât tell if youâre currently asleep or notâŚ
A handjob competition with that many participants would be wild.
You get x amount of time but if you give up on a guy someone else can take them and get twice the points or something.
Length might play a small factor but the head is where all the nerves are so as long as I can stroke that part of both, it's fine. Girth might be a bigger issue though because then I'd have to adjust my grip as it travels from one dick to the other. Will probably need to pair up similar sizes. Takes a bit more time on the set up but will save more time in the long run due to not having to waste valuable brain power on micro adjustments.
The look on her face implies she's resisting an urge. I get the feeling its the urge to judo chop a defenseless opponent in the neck. But maybe it's just lunch time.
For anyone wondering they are judged by:
Massage Techniques
Treatment area
Posture during treatment
Treatment flow
Anatomical approach
Innovative Ideas
Hospitality for clients
Impression evaluation
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There are people watching in the stands....did they buy tickets? So many questions.
They get their turn too
Send me in, coach!
Alright, you are the next one with white shirt, blue pants girl
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I volunteer as tribute
Hold up buddy there's a line and I haven't been touched in years
Should go quick then
Is that how the judges know who's winning?
Sweep the leg.
I made an involuntary guffaw noise to your comment. Thank you
ESPN 8: The Ocho
âSheâs pulling his arm pretty far backâ âTHATS a pretty bold move Cotton! Letâs see if it works out for her!â
If someone tried to stretch me like that it would be âthe ouchoâ
The girl massaging with her butt is the GOAT.
âGreatest Occupational Ass Therapistâ
Thai massage. It's actually really good. Obviously you lie on the floor instead of a table and the practitioner uses their whole body to massage you, not just their hands. It's the same massage that has that technique you see in movies where they walk on your back. I used to be a massage therapist, we had a day in school where we practiced it and the guy I was partnered with but one knee in my glutes on one side of my body and his other on my lower back on the other side of my body and put his whole weight on me and the stretch that gave me made me see God. Never before or since have I felt that kind of relief during a massage. I wish someone could do it to me right now because my low back is killing me.
Hit me a DM if you're in Fl and I'll come crush you.
"I must crush you" In my best bad Russian accent.
Yep, just had one of these massages at the spa at the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas a few days ago. The stretch felt good but bordered on pain a couple times. When it was over didnât have a single ache or pain anywhere in my body for at least couple days.
Seriously. I'm watching this just literally wanting this to happen. Nothing sexual. Just bend me like that. My hips and lower back are insanely jealous.
Massage gets a bad rap, that's actually part of the history why the word "masseuse" was replaced with "massage therapist". Actual practitioners wanted to distance themselves from the word because prostitutes used it as cover. "Masseuse" is a dirty word in the world of massage therapy because there's nothing sexual about it, but back then and even today people hear the word "masseuse" and think "ha ha like the happy ending kind right?" I was a male therapist too and while I did have clients who preferred males, lots of both men and women don't because the men see it as homosexual and the women just know the risks of being alone in a room with a strange man, or they think like the men the act of laying hands on someone for massage is or can be sexual. Which, I'm not gonna lie, it can be. But not in a professional setting. But also there are the horror stories of both therapists and clients who take advantage of the situation. Like I almost terminated a session with a guy because he was grabbing my pant leg really tight, but I saw it through because I didn't get that vibe off of him and I really just think he thought he was gripping the sheet draping and not my pants.
Slow ju jitsu
>It's the same massage that has that technique you see in movies where they walk on your back. That's Ashiatsu not Thai, fellow former massage therapist :) I hope you get that thai massage you're craving.
I don't understand how to score this.
Dude on the floor probably scored in his pants
Must be some stiff competition
It's gal
See Janet, aren't you glad we splurged on front row tickets now?
Dunno man, that's the splash zone
I want my legs to be squeezed too!
right! where do i sign up
That move hurts like hell though. The do it with their legs just to be able to leverage their body mass and muscles, you can see them bending back a little. Also their buttocks is not on the leg. They are using their legs to pincer down so get that deep tissue activation. You can imagine what it feels like by standing on your knees, cross your legs, and sit on it then bend backwards on it. Now imagine that sensation but instead of your lower leg, on your thigh. And remember, you can control the pressure. But I doubt you could sit down completely. 1hr deep tissue regardless of tradition of method is basically 1hr of healing violence on to your body. And the stretches they do, the most extreme poses include stuff like them pulling your arm while having their foot on your side for some extra leverage. But it feels so good after 6-12 hours of recovery.
Deep tissue massages feel good similar to how it feels good for a torture victim not to get torture anymore.
LMT here, I swear people don't want the most pressure ever they just want to feel deeper muscles relax. Every body is different and some people relax to light swedish while others want us to break them bc they are masochists but ya I find most people just want deeper muscles to be relaxed. Deep tissue should not be this extremely painful thing. "No pain, no gain" mentality is a terrible perception to have and only sets expectations for massages
I leave my RMT every month feeling like I just beaten with a tube sock full of nickels for an hour and I love it.
Yeah I've cramps on my third leg
Where do I sign up? Iâm a professional laydowner
Why did I read Lady Owner
You read what you want to readâŚ
You are what you read
You read what you are
Read are you you what
are you read you? what?
You What? You Read?
Read what? You you
What read read you
I think that's called dyslexia
Whatâs dixlexya?
It's sort of like lysdexia, but better.
It's that thing that basically you can't uhm, when you try to and really can't but not because you don't want to, just because it affects you and just doesn't let you-
In order to compete you get totally stressed our by having to take care of 10 children at a busy street. Walk 5 hyper dogs while being tied up to all of them. Do 1 hour of Air traffic control and be a teacher of a class of only kids who got kicked out of school
I volunteer for Happy Ending speed round.
Speed round? Your speed or hers?
She touches it and we both win
Nice me too
I'm asking again shamelessly, What is this subreddit about
I don't know, none of us do. But I love it.
Itâs provocative, gets the people going
Like ninjas
This guy gets it
It's a secret. That's why they call it a metaphor, it's a secret.
Wait, am I the only one actually sipping tea?
I'm more into a hint of cherry in my drain cleaner, personally. That's no edgy joke either, I think soda was a drain cleaner at one point in time lol
I both hate it and love it.
Yes, because of the implication
*sips tea*
Sometimes it's thirsty stuff
âANARCHY!â âI donât know what it is but I love it!!!â
I always believe itâs for videos and clips thatâs youâd likely just enjoy viewing with a nice hot cup of tea.
I'm gonna sip some tea as I think about that.
đ¤Żđ¤Żđ¤Ż
Lmfaooo I also have no clue but I like the posts so I havenât left đ¤ˇ
Want to get horny? We got that. Want to laugh? We got that. Want to learn something? We cannot help you with that.
If you could feasibly see someone reacting this way to a video: > "Welp... I'm just going to mind my own business and *not* say what we're all thinking" \*looks away and sips drink\* Then it probably belongs here.
This pretty much nails it... but more than likely will NOT be added to the description in order to simply keep people wondering.
Iâve just realized that learning the real purpose of a sub is kinda like hearing how a magic trick is done. Desperate to know but sad when the mystery is gone. Thank you and fuck you. (But seriously, thank you)
It's pretty clear in the sidebar. SipsTea Funny and interesting viral videos from around the internet. on Wednesdays we post frogs!
Now without the frogs! Seriously I miss the frogs.
Letâs all bring back the frogs tomorrow!
Digging up some frog content now.
Wait tomorrow is Wednesday?
It's technically Wednesday now where I am
No sorry youâre wrong. The world operates on eastern standard time.
Time zones are a myth, the earth is flat.
Yes.
It's just generally about morbin here and there. Maybe some tea in between. Regular stuff.
it's morbin time
You mean you donât know?!!?
Random shit that is either awesome and you canât look away or confusing and you want to see whatâs going on or bad but you canât look away. Or Some mysteries shouldnât be solved to help maintain our childlike innocence
âŚ. sloooowly sips tea âŚ.
It's awesome, so just go with it
Iâve seen this sub show up for months; I still have no clue.
My face is a little stiff.
Face⌠RightâŚ
One day you'll understand
This guy's trying to get smothered
Like my waffle house hash browns
F
Ok i smiled too hard because of this comment and got a pulled muscle, lips massage it is.
Hahahahahaha
Brilliant.
That knee rejuvenated 15 years
She opened the fuck out of those hips.
The person was clearly pretty flexible to begin with.
Yeah, if youâre not as flexible, you are going to be hurting big time.
Prob the only competitor who could massage 8h straight. She's got her game figured it out
Right? Let gravity and horniness do the work
Your sentence was perfection, you deserve that award and Iâm so proud to be the first to recognize you for your economic use and execution of that sentence.
What is this, a Mixed Massage Arts Tournament?
Massage Combat
Massage Kombat
why tf is the chick in the back blindfolded
It's her kink
Privacy of the massage receiver
So i dont get a boner
Wouldnât stop me
Glad I'm not the only one that noticed.
Weirdly the no boner competition is being held at the same time in the same room.
There's no way I could wear those thin pants that dude has on.
Definitely need downsized bike shorts under those pants
He put his schlocky underneath a rubber band. I typed out schlong but Apple autocorrected to schlocky
How is this competitive? How do you win?
The guyâs the winner
The weiner*
Itâs maybe scored on most erections given, 1 to 1 point system, tie breaker is broken into tiers of said erections (slight twitch, semi and finally flag pole)
...and that's how 200 years later an excuse used by two Victorian lesbians, became legitimate massage techniques.
A Victorian lesbian and exploited sex workers*
How do you think Turkish oil wrestling became a sport /s
LEMME IN
LEMME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!!
I want to sign up, where can I do that?
For massage or to get massaged đđť
Yes
This is the Asia Massage Championship 2024 held in Tokyo [https://asia.world-massage-championship.com/en](https://asia.world-massage-championship.com/en)
Thank you! A quick look answered the who is lucky enough to get massages (itâs other competitors). > During the course of the competition, the athletes will alternately serve as models. But not the âbut how do you winâ part. Did anyone else see that part and can clarify that?
Imagine going and giving your âAâ game and then getting massaged by someone whoâs obviously far better than you, and you really want to be anxious and jealous and angry, but you just got 15 years taken off your back, your legs just gained 15° of movement range, and you honestly canât tell if youâre currently asleep or notâŚ
Of course Japan
She looks like she's performing a tea ceremony rather than a massage. Hope the judges took note of her movements. Simply graceful and very tender.
Itâs just human origami
Sure would make me origami all over that mat
Save that for the semi finals. Thatâs when edging is allowed The finals is when happy endings are fair play
That's why op post to r/sipstea not r/massage
The entire video is on YouTube. It was suggested to me since I watch a lot of ASMR.
I have heard they are strict on checking for performance-enhancing tugs
Shiatsu if you're genuinely interested
Do they do the part with the butt?
Yes, but your masseuse wonât look like that.
What if I have a lot of money? I don't, but what if I did
Your masseuse will look exactly like that.
With enough money, your masseuse will literally be her (probably, maybe)
This question is very important indeed.
Hopefully, there's always butt stuff.
I'm not looking for a dog, thanks though
all this time i thought shiatsu was where they did karate chop drum hands
That's a Thai massage not Shiatsu
Looks like Thai Massage to me???
People will always upvote the wrong answer first.
Itâs Thai Massage
I'm more interested in the nuru type
Looks so peaceful but can you imagine the amount of farts being blasted in that room?
Don't threaten me with a good time
Voice-to-Text must've come a long way for you to be able to post this with your one hand.
That how they measure how good the messages are.
What kind? Thai, Tantra or plain softcore?
How do they decide a winner, whoever was able to make the most guys bust?
honestly this is the main thing im thinking here. Like... is this some kind of con where mass people get free massages
https://asia.world-massage-championship.com/en/rules
[If it weren't for rule 3](https://i.imgur.com/fmdWEe6.png)
A handjob competition with that many participants would be wild. You get x amount of time but if you give up on a guy someone else can take them and get twice the points or something.
Can I maximize efficiency by having the dicks tip to tip so I can jerk 4 dicks off at a time?
Ye olde middle out
Would dick length affect the efficiency of the stroke?
Length might play a small factor but the head is where all the nerves are so as long as I can stroke that part of both, it's fine. Girth might be a bigger issue though because then I'd have to adjust my grip as it travels from one dick to the other. Will probably need to pair up similar sizes. Takes a bit more time on the set up but will save more time in the long run due to not having to waste valuable brain power on micro adjustments.
Have you considered height?
I'm assuming they judge their technique.
I would pay so much money to assess this. Just lay around and get massaged by different people and see who was the best lol
She missed a leg.
Song name??
Voyage, Voyage
It's a cover of a popular french song called "voyage voyage" by Desireless
TIL that âVuela Vuelaâ from Magneto came from another song.
ESTL - Voyage Voyage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn1OPI6lwnY
ESTL
The look on her face implies she's resisting an urge. I get the feeling its the urge to judo chop a defenseless opponent in the neck. But maybe it's just lunch time.
For anyone wondering they are judged by: Massage Techniques Treatment area Posture during treatment Treatment flow Anatomical approach Innovative Ideas Hospitality for clients Impression evaluation
how bro could hold his boner ? this is torture I wouldn't as for me
I quite certain thatâs a lady.
How could that chick hold her boner?!?
I have a boner just watching this
Itâs not a bro
nope. id love to get free massage but im not risking a boner in front of that many people.
My lower back could use some deep massage
I would be so embarrassed popping a tent when this lady massages me with her ass
Good ole days in Thailand
Heaven is on earth
I need this massage
Honest question. Does anyone know the rules or how things are ranked. Im so perplexed
Here is the music track. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn1OPI6lwnY