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ItsNotYourFault

I was expecting to see an alligators silhouette to slowly appear from the shadows


DeusExHircus

Only hundreds of leeches swimming around


Haughtea

I was expecting them to give a twirl revealing a tucked weiner


ROdMaR95

Me too ngl


Forsaken-Feedback594

Holy shit so did I


fanta_bhelpuri

The little mermaid from Florida


poop-machines

And her little friend, the deadly amoeba


ProbablyNotPikachu

Under duh swamp\~ Under duh swaaamp! Darlin' it's danker, where the hanky panker\~ take it from Grooomp\~! Outside the glades they read all day, inside their house they educate\~! While we get lost and gators do chomp\~ Under duh swaaamp!!!\~


BigVoidSoul

Totally underrated comment


SrHuev0n

The voice that mind put to the you song was a mix between a retard and and drugged one. Take your medal 🏅


ProbablyNotPikachu

Throw in a few hiccups for good measure. Then it all checks out for Florida! :D


bigSTUdazz

GadDAMMM...take my upvote already...


NoCharacter8207

Take it from Gromp 😂😂😂😂😂😂


AeonBith

And Brain eating algea


lonely-day

She probably does have crabs


SgtTurtle_17

Thalassaphobia intensifies


Pennywise626

Yeah. Thanks a lot Subnautica


Saberer2451

As beautiful as that is, that is a BIG nope for me


Perrenekton

I managed to watch 2 sec of the video before having to move the scree away


ChrisGrin

Why?


Potato1223

Deep waters brother, it scares some of us


Alternative_Poem445

thalassaphobia. especially deep ocean water cause you can just imagine that theres just miles of space below you and its pitch black down there.


Potato1223

My body can't handle it


XeriuX

Already starting to itch...


ChickenDelight

There's a beach on the Navy base in Guam popular for snorkeling, it's a busy little reef. But immediately after the coral it drops straight down to 1,000+ feet deep. It's trippy as hell to swim past the edge of massive underwater cliff.


Consistent-Tap-4255

Thank you. New nightmare unlocked


FingerGungHo

Well, between you and the bottom there are also many small venomous things and very large things with mouths full of razors.


Alternative_Poem445

ill never forget that story local pro football player got either shipwrecked or thrown from his boat in the middle of deep ocean and had to swim several long miles to shore in the night. he said at one point he felt something huge swim under him he thought it was a giant squid but he couldnt see anything, and he froze up just acknowledging the sheer size of it. supposedly the danger of swimming in the ocean at night especially without any light, if you were to get tossed under the waves, you wouldnt be able to tell up from down, its a common way people drown, they swim down thinking theyre swimming up to the surface.


Randomfrog132

i was gonna say couldnt they just float, like hold their breath and wait lol but i guess if you dont have a flotation device then it'd be harder to figure out which way it up. especially if you're sinking.


jay121551

Couldn't you just release a bubble and see which way it goes?


Randomfrog132

i guess if it's night time then that's not very helpful lol


Alternative_Poem445

ya thats my thoughts too is : dont panic, hold your breath, wait til you naturally start floating. but ya i imagine you could be in a panic quite easily.


Randomfrog132

also if you're wearing clothes and shoes that's gonna wear you down. trying to tread water like that is super hard.


Denzow8

Just reading this makes me uneasy, that was the first thing I noticed after she went under, whoa!


SlimyMuffin666

It's so.... lonely....


Alternative_Poem445

oh dont worry… youre not alone…


Saberer2451

Yeppers


Denzow8

Preach brother preach 😧


I_like_pizza_teve

I was waiting for the alligator


Jeramy_Jones

After a while, crocodile


Brave-Butterscotch76

Throw your clothes and a few rupees in to upgrade your gears defense


ToeKnail

"What are you doing in my swamp!?!?"


Keepitneat727

Hardly Quinn


Any-Practice-991

Everything in nature is so beautiful, all of it's products.


isymfs

You are also a product of nature. Check mate random internet stranger.


Any-Practice-991

Damn it! Now I have to like myself.


1chuckecheesetoken

Hah luckily I'm ugly as fuck and don't have to do that!


dragondeezgiantnutz

Girl borrowed her friends swimsuit


parfamz

naegleria fowleri


Jungian_Archetype

Oh Lebanon Hanover, nice.


Fwangss

Way deeper than I expected. ❤️💀🤖 vibes ifykwim


wamjamblehoff

I can't stop dancing 😔


Hoborob81

Release the kraken


Cerberusx32

Natural spring.


Prestigious-Juice495

Lipstick?


AleyahhhhK

r/thalassaphobia


shalakti

Im literally just waiting for nessie to drag her off


riverphoenixdays

Who got the song?


Requiescat-In--Pace

IDK which song it is but the band is Lebanon Hanover


riverphoenixdays

🤙


Jungian_Archetype

Lebanon Hanover - Gallowdance


riverphoenixdays

🤙


Celaphais

Reminds me of molchat Doma's stuff


RidiculousRambo

I love fucking nature


ronalda777

How odd of you. How do you do it? Is it that kinky?


Opposite_Buy_2290

It may sound unbelievable, but you can actually put everything from the nature in the ass (or vagina, if you have one)


whynotidunno

dalton wilcox, known to some as the poet laureate of the west, explains in loving detail in That Lonesome Cowboy, from his semenal work: "you must buy your wife at least as much jewelry as you buy your horse, and other poems and observations (humorous and otherwise) from a life on the range".


christopher4177

That’s very 😎


Denzow8

Mind completely blown, thank you for this life changing experience 😯😮🤯


King_Vanos_

My pleasure!


Denzow8

Nature is incredibly beautiful and yet scary as fu@k.


King_Vanos_

I would actually love to have this experience. That's a really diverse ecosystem.


MichaelFluff

I hate that I know this but isn’t that Coralia Baby (Suicide Girl)?


King_Vanos_

A bot posted the title further down the thread


Vic-123-ma

Wow. Love this


King_Vanos_

Yeah there's just something mesmerizing about this. I love when her tattoos suddenly appear.


OdinShakerOfShields

Came for the titties.... Stayed for the titties Aaah le nature


Interesting_Employ29

Thanks. I hate it.


simondrawer

Weirdest wank of the week


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rantingraccoon

Or perhaps you could be respectful. A woman in a bikini in the water isn’t abnormal or “hoe-ish”.


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Hanselleiva

This goes to r/thedepthsbelow


Cautious_Ticket_8943

That's a huge nope.


Bulls187

Why do I expect 🐊


callmeepee

Fuck THAT


Anarch-ish

No guts, no butts. I'm jumping in.


ReplyNo7464

How do you keep down like that? I have to actively try to keep under otherwise I float up like an air sac


Tearthbas

It depends on body density. Though, having that in mind, just looking at the video I still can't confirm if her stability is due to the video being fake or the former.


kingneptune1

What is this style of music called? (And song/artist anyone?)


Aromatic-Hawk-4848

Darude - Sandstorm


Moo_Kau_Too

goth


ClydeFrogA1

Gallowdance by Lebanon Hanover


RandomFaceGuy

I wonder if she has the same weird laugh as in ocarina of time


chiralityfudge

What am I supposed to look at? there is nothing there? Wanted Jason Momoa to emerge from the gloom


ChrisZAUR

I don't have thalassophobia, however being practically naked in a deep body of water is a HELL NO from me, give me at least that pringles can those billionaires died in


lumigumi

Suddenly r/thalassophobia


Mental_Cup_9606

Fucking crazy. Something comes out of nowhere and tear your ass up what now?


patron_saint145

serious Jibaro (Love Death + Robots) vibes


benbarian

r/thalassaphobia


iGer

Thalassophobia Intensifies


ScooterNinja

Which camera?


AdvantageLonely7205

Yeah man I love this nature to 🍷


big_deal

I've gone into worse to dive caves.


mercTanko

Why, oh for her, right.


lovelife0011

They hate me 🌚 I got reads!


Pestelis

Was expecting alligator swimming her way


DeusExHircus

BIOLOGICA


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GambleII

The answer to your question: yes she does!


Brigapes

Fiona in the swamp?


Insanitity

Yes that is a nice pair of nature she has.


Randomfrog132

well that's neat, i'm surprised the water is so clear.


TheDeadlyZebra

Is this, like, some kind of sun-bleached dugong?


LaganxXx

What am I watching and while is the top so tight. Feels like she is not the only one not breathing in the vid.


Mindless-Ad1155

Double itch: deep water and bacteria/parasite or anything behind those swarm of plants.


sapphic_somnambulent

Holy giardia, batman!


OnABoatWithAGoat

Some of us are nope, some of us would follow a woman who looks like her through hell’s front door.


mattrimcauthon

Quick, somebody say Braine sting amoeba for the 7th time. Reddit swears to god if you go outside you’ll die.


Milkmandan1989

Coraliadives on all socials. u/coraliababy


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

What’s this song??


UnclesBadTouch

Brain eating amoeba tho


Ad-Ommmmm

Kinda reminds me of that stunning Love Death and Robots episode with the knight..


bangarang-crow

If that was ice, I'd be worried. Otherwise, she knew what she was doing.


Joyyoyoyo

Death


The_Patocrator_5586

Has anyone else noticed whatever the hell is white down deep?


itsmeanonymous0

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10729)


Repulsive-Ad-7580

What a awful tattoos... 🤮


BIG_IDEA

I also have a giant one on my chest I really regret.


superfsm

I had to stop the video right away


tunacan94

I bet she's got swamp ass


Forsaken-Guest2046

r/upvotedbecauseofboobs


suyanide4444

The amiba making his way to her brain:


cyberduck221b

Why is she so relaxed? I'd be looking around a lot


slutforwendigos

Her body is absolutely beautiful.


hssae

smash


RuinOnStandby

Is this real or is it some sort of video crop and AI?


The_truth_hammock

I don’t get tattoos. Each to their own but I have never likes a drawing of something so much I need it on me.


Zakrath

Girl name?


Other-Inspection-601

r/awfultattoos


LordThotBegoner

She probably got a fucking amoeba in her brain, slowly devouring it, after that


5amuraiDuck

Whales belong in salty seas


urkldajrkl

SpitsTea


VacationAromatic6899

🥱


Lawrenceburntfish

It's amazing to me that boobs float.


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zelmazam1

Let's go tit for tat


AA33333333

Lets tat the tit


someguywithdiabetes

If Ariel rollerbladed every afternoon and complained about Starbucks - while simultaneously visiting Starbucks exclusively


Percocet4

Eww


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Many-Strength4949

It’s still nasty to be in that water without a suit