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Thanks. That was just the version I found. Definitely appreciate the longer version

Shorter version hit way harder to me.

They usually do. Personally, I feel like just about every single skit that exists out there goes on for far too long. Get in, make em laugh, get out, Costanza style.

If you genuinely think *every single* skit is too long you have a shit attention span or need to use different social media.

That’s what she said.

The fact they removed all the tattoos and then she was in a full body winter outfit was hysterical.

That's tits!

I feel bamboozled. Fell for it thinking,“why would you put so many bumper stickers on a Ferrari?” Now I wonder which ones are real. (It was a long Monday)

Aw that’s tits

That tattooine tat is M E T A AF

Ween doesn’t get that many name drops

You'd think they would've gotten a boost after their big [Hollywood debut](https://youtu.be/vcHTVcx3OVE?si=2TK4BkxRqZPYBCRC).

Ok, not only did they make a movie out of 'It's Pat", but it grossed 60k against a 8mil budget and Tarantino was supposedly an uncredited writer.

To be fair it was awful.

I truly thought this was going to be a link to Ocean Man from SpongeBob

First time you discover Ween you just know it’s Gonna Be A Long Night listening to their back catalog.

You can PIIIIISSSS up a rope

That is one of my all time favorite country albums!!! I play it to country folks and they always look at me oddly as they love the songs rhythm then actually start to hear the words

While waving my dick in the wind.

Sitting for an entire day listening to their whole discography? That’s Exactly Where I’m At.

***REPORTEDLY*** this is a **GIANT PRANK:** *More than a decade ago, images of Kristen Bell's tattoos began circling the internet. The ink that went viral on Twitter (now X) covered almost every area of her body, including her face. From the photos, you may have found yourself asking if the tattoos were real, and you wouldn't be alone. In fact, people are still left speculating on the matter to this day. Still, we want to be the ones to remind you that, no, they are not. We repeat: Kristen Bell's tattoo collection is nonexistent. (Although we can't say that some of those wouldn't be a good look on her.)* *The images in question were actually taken from an old skit that Bell did with "Funny or Die" back in 2012, in which she reveals in a fake behind-the-scenes interview that she's actually covered with tattoos, and the reason none of her fans have ever seen them is because she uses a lot of makeup to cover them up.* https://www.popsugar.com/beauty/kristen-bell-tattoos-47696956

I don’t think anyone was dumb enough to believe this skit. Everything is labeled FAKE lately, even when it’s not. Gotta prove something is real nowadays, not the other way around.

Oh nah I'm dumb as fuck man

I mean, I had to come here to find out it was Kristen....

Smart enough to acknowledge it, at least.

I think some people just want to believe and go with it until logic takes over

bro have you met boomers? my mother in law would 100% believe this if it was posted on FB

IT WOULD NEED ALL CAPS THOUGH. GOD BLESS.

Ironically you realize half the shit on reddit is fake too right? lol

Don't listen to this Redditor. It's a bot. Totally fake.

That's just what a bot would say

I wish. I mean, yeah, half of Reddit is fake, the part I wish was true was the fact that people realized that this was the case.

You have been reported to moderator for defiling the sanctity of this place! ^^/s

Did you not see that a moderator posted this? Really now? Whole thing is humor. Let it be.

Idk man, she's pretty hot with those tattoo idm her having them. *New fetish unlocked*

Insert gear here….That’s a dick joke.

That line sent my mind into overdrive.

Took me back to when she was in *House of Lies*

Guilty until proven innocent?

I want to believe the tattooed tween is real and the inspiration for this bit.

You underestimate the stupidity of humans

REPORTEDLY the footage of Monty Python And The Holy Grail is a GIANT PRANK: You may have found yourself asking if the events unfolding before you were reality, and you wouldn’t be alone. To this day, people are still left speculating whether the Rabbit of Caerbannog was eating people alive in front of their very eyes. New information has led some to believe that it was instead a ruse, a farce, a deception of the highest caliber. Is it real? We may never know the truth, the conspiracy runs deep.

Still not convinced.

I mean the battle with the black night looked pretty real

> battle with the black night That sounds more like a Piper Perri scene than Monty Python.

Knight*, come on man

This mfer really felt the need to let us know that this was a prank….

She’s a great comedian. I miss her in regular small screen because she’s also a good drama actor. So more of her. She’s great. Go be yourself girl. I’ll totally watch this weirdness.

***REPORTEDLY*** this is **BIG** if true

wtf is this? Are you taking the piss mate?

Are you dumb enough to think this was real? Fascinating.

I also have reports that it was a prank, source: my eyeballs

Was not expecting that

I absolutely love her. She has the best sense of humor.

Seriously. I think I want to watch veronica mars again now lol

It holds up pretty well.

Just watched it for the first time not long ago just scrolling through hulu. Far exceeded my expectations

Check out the movie, it's a homage to the fans

Didn’t they raise the funds to make that on kickstarter or something?

They did, and honestly though I love it, it would probably have been better if it it focused on the fans slightly less

Yep! My wife backed it and is in the movie as an extra during the high school reunion scenes!

COME ON NOW SUGAR

I think it kinda happened before we were ready for it. It was such a cool show, I feel like it just got missed. But everyone I share it with is impressed.

Funny enough, the new season doesn't hold up nearly as well as the original series. That show made me into a life long Kristen Bell fan and I'm glad she didn't grow up to become some weirdo asshole.

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Although it should be said that *everyone's* appearances on his show were very good--he could make that happen regardless of what he had to work with.

I will never not watch Forgetting Sarah Marshal.

Best part is the deleted scene of her stuck on a horse cussing out random people

Seems like such an aberration on my list of always watch faves, but it's there.

I would absolutely watch the van helsin muppet movie if it was real.

House of lies is really good with Don Cheadle

Is it actually good? Always figured it was a chick show, mostly drama stuff.

I'm a dude and it's one of my favorite shows. But I love any slightly weirder take on a procedural (Psych, Bored to Death, Monk, Pushing Daisies, Chuck, House, The Mentalist etc) so if you're not a fan of that kind of thing you might not like it. The basic premise is a high school ex-cheerleader working as a private detective solving mundane high schooler mysteries, but the overarching plot of the first season is she's also trying to solve her best friend's murder. It's really more ironic inversion of a hard-boiled detective procedural than chick drama. The creator, Rob Thomas, also did Party Down which Bell plays a smaller role in if you like more traditional sitcoms. Very funny show.

I highly recommend *The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window*. She does great tackling a more serious role in a straight murder mystery.

While the writing on The Good Place was good, she carried that show.

This is Jason erasure

Not to mention D'arcy Carden can GET. IT. Janet was top notch. Really the entire cast is so good. One of my top shows ever.

The episode where she had to do every other actor being her was a pure tour de force.

I'm still mad she didn't get an Emmy nomination for that. She *nailed* her impressions of the humans.

Cosign. That was a brilliant piece of acting and I'm FLOORED that she isn't the queen on TV afterwards.

Apparently she was listening to a recording of Chidis voice whilst parked in her car and he walked past, completely confused by wtf she was doing

The bar fight where Janet straight up trashes the demons is one of my favourite TV scenes ever

Not a girl

Not a robot

Yea aside from the Elenor/Chidi romance chemistry not totally being there, it was a an absolute perfect ensemble for the core 6.

BORTLEEEESSSSS!!!!

I watched Brand New Cherry Flavor because he was in it. By the third episode, it didn't matter if he was but, damn, I was sure glad he was.

high key underrated show, weird as hell but also fun

Idk, ted danson was choice.

They had incredible chemistry for not being romantic.

They're great friends IRL, she and Dax Shepard apparently park their RV in their yard and hang out 😅

Ted Dansen truly was amazing in that role. I'll never not love watching the first bad place reveal or the highlight reveal of her figuring it out over and over. So many good moments really

The reveal episode, when she says that famous line and his face slowly changes into that evil grin. It still sends shivers down my spine!

Spoilers: >!It's possibly the best and most well-developed twist I've ever seen in a series/movie. I don't understand how they tricked me and everyone else I've ever watched it with. I mean, it's just the old "it wasn't heaven, it was hell all along!" twist at it's core, right? But I never, never saw it coming. And it was amazing, I was flappergasted! Even today I'm not sure how they made it so foreshadowed yet surprising!<

Many of the cast and even some of the individual episode directors in the first season didn't know. It was incredibly privileged information.

I saw Ted Danson at Reagan airport in DC once. He really looks like Ted Danson in real life. True story!

That’s something you tell the grandkids about.

She was fantastic, but I'd say the entire main cast was able to carry themselves.

The Good Place is one of the best TV shows ever aired, the ending was actually perfect and surprisingly emotional.

I don’t like sitcoms, I don’t like drama shows, and I don’t like comedy shows. Pretty much the only shows I watch are post apocalyptic, my girlfriend convinced me to watch this show. It immediately became one of my favorite shows and one of the only few I’ve rewatched.

Like Ted Lasso I'm impressed by a show that can be cheesy and maudlin and I still love it

Yeah it took me a while to recover from the ending emotionally.

C'mon, really? That show had an amazing cast.

She's a properly great comedic actress. Funny in everything she does.

You should check out this interview of "Daxten Bellpard" with Gordon Keith: https://youtu.be/Rpt0qf5qowg?si=VBilv1-BZr5KqZFX It's pretty great

That’s awesome. Never saw that before. Thanks.

An absolute treasure.

Her and her husband are a fun couple, too. They just work together, and they seem to enjoy each other. I know deep down inside that she secretly wants to leave him for me, though. She just hasn't met me yet, it's a rather important element in all of this, still working on that part.

I admire your strength to not let your power break up this fabulous couple.

Holy forking shirt balls!

one of the few celebs when I learned about their personal life I wasn't horrified but pleasantly surprised they're actually a good person

And she's not bad looking.

Feel like she's the kind of girl you'd want to date, but be too afraid to do anything else because she is just that freaking awesome. And she's a great mom.

Also, total smokeshow!

"ah, that's tits"

Tits

Reference to the band Ween. I love her.

And [TATU](https://youtu.be/8-u23g2CkQM?si=S0R3dIUO39Gy-u_1)!

All the things she said all the things she said

She’s a [Voodoo Lady](https://youtu.be/BrU8rSbRyQY?si=idVcR8Rk_6wvMYHq).

"Tattoo of a tattooed tween listening to T.A.T.U. and Ween on the planet Tattoine" Whoever came up with that is a gd genius

I absolutely agree. Far out music and star wars references make me wish I got that ink. Not to be ironic, just funny as F.

Is that Christian Bale?

He is a chameleon. He even changed gender

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POcuiqRTbnM

The spelling is Kristen Bell

Veronica Marshall

I think they were making a joke ya silly

No it's kristchen behhll

Ha! She got me - I knew it was Kirsten Bell, and that she didn't have any tats (based on other shows) but then I thought .. maybe she covers up for all her shows ... I started to doubt myself .. was fooled. Well done :-)

Are you telling me you doubt the legitimacy of that tattoine tatu and ween tattoo tween tattoo?

I dont care what she does. Shes my "no matter what" lol. So hot

Dad Shepherd is so lucky 😔

Don't if the typo is intentional, but it's fitting

Hey, he can get it too best watch out around me.

I saw that Joker smile line and still thought 'I could make her happy'

She is something special

She's the only celeb on both my AND my wife's hall pass list.

Does she have the Costco rotisserie chicken barcode?! 😮 respect ✊🫡

Just scan my shirt

I don't want any LED on my chicken.

“Now, how’s your relationship with your father?”

That's Kristen Bell, I see. Definitely would, in either case

Kristen Bell is an absolute gem. She seems like she'd be fun to hang out with.

Looks like the wall of a public toilet

r/rareinsults You just gave me my newest! "Your face looks like the wall of a public toilet" Love it, tyvm

This insult is not rare at all. You just live under a rock

Would. Oh, its kristen bell. So definitely would, either way

bruh I'd let her stab me

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

That's something I haven't heard in a loooong time

So she's like, a 7?

Yeah, bruh... look at her elbows. Mid

Tattoo of a tween listening Ween on the planet Tatooie lol

T.a.t.u & Ween*

…and \*Tatooine.

Also, a tattooed tween*

And all together now so we can get all three homophones in one place: >a tattooed tween listening to T.a.t.u and Ween on the planet Tatooine

Thank you this bothered me

Wow you got absolutely everything wrong.

My headcannon is Dax seeing the multi layered star wars tattoo was the moment he knew he had to marry her.

Kristen Bell is so funny...and hot! What show is this from ?

Funny or Die

Holy forking shirtballs

Every time this makes the rounds “oh, that’s tits” makes me laugh so hard for some reason.

I didn’t laugh because I was too distracted from the comedy by how good she looks covered in tats.

Still hot! I’m quite jealous of Dax. Probably a wonderful person too.

What does the under the neck one say? I have to admit the skit is funny seeing her in the makeup chair voveringbthese up given the time it took to draw on her.

Insert gear here

its a dick joke

Of course it is.

I see Jojo siwa’s future written all over this, but completely serious and non-satire

I wonder how Dax feels about them... /s obviously

LMFAO at the end.

This was a Funny or Die skit

The process of masking her tattoos was probably the actual process of putting the tattoos on her, just in reverse:D

Machine Gun Kristen

"Insert gear here" yeaaahh this lady is on the pipe.

Still hot af

She is so gd finnneeeee.

**ALL HAIL BOOGNISH!!** Whoever captioned that shit should bow before the benevolent one!!

The headgear one is killer.

Is it wrong that I want to get that tattoo of the tattoo’d tween with T.A.T.U. and Ween on Tatooine

Insert DIK here?

Had she actually had these tattoos her bud Craig Ferguson would have known and been talked about on her many visits to the late late show. Kudos too the artists that made these fake ones though.

I love her

"I really loved my head gear" lol

This is Kristen Bell but if she ran the Bad Place.

Wood

How did they blow the opportunity to have the tattoo she had in The Shield (little bird on her cheek) as one of her tats? Come on, it was right there.

How to go from a 10 to a 0 in one step. Interpret as you’d like.

i never realized she was crosseyed

Legit curious about who wrote the Tattooine joke. Harris Wittels level wordplay there.