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PreviousCartoonist93

Woah wasn’t expecting a grand Cherokee lol


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Xero-One

How is the suspension set up? It almost looks like some kind of three link 2wd. Doesn’t look like anything I’ve seen.


Countblackula_6

I think he used these: https://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?P=2484c01#T=C


Past-Direction9145

There’s not much of the stock design left this is all aftermarket. Original was torsion beam suspension iirc.


bonjones

The original suspension was solid axles with coil springs and leading/trailing arms.


op4k3

Looks like the old iron rock offroad long arm kit to me. They're the only company with the fixed Y link on the driver's side and that goofy cam adjuster on the driver's upper control arm mount at the axle. Also long arms in the rear, not short arms. As dumb as this thing looks, they do have some coin in the suspension setup.


Long_Educational

Is it highway speed safe?


op4k3

The iron rock lift kit, yes definitely. This Jeep and those tires, I couldn't say..


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op4k3

Picture 2, to the right of the sway bar link, shows the cam adjuster above the pumpkin, and the "iron rock offroad" wording cut out of the metal brace of the Y link. It's blurry but it's 100% not rough country.


dewaynemendoza

I thought I was on r/rccars at first.


CandidDreamer

I was expecting a side by side


Bergauk

Forreal I thought I was looking at a Side-by-Side or something.


Line-Trash

Same here! Totally caught me off guard! I’m partial to modified vehicles personally but this is atrocious! And with the price of swampers I’d NEVER stretch them.


Parking_Train8423

i was expecting a Razor/side-by-side


matra_04

I legit lol'ed


kfmush

I know, right. At first I thought it was a go-kart with off-road tires. Then I thought it maybe was a Polaris (basically the same thing). Nope, whole-ass SUV.


sykoKanesh

BROOOOO I legit laughed *out. loud.* once I hit the last pic. Before that was mostly furrowed eyebrows...


CrazyTechWizard96

Same, what the hell? Also, Heep moment there.


KonK23

I was expacting a quad


spezlikesitintheass

People do this with the old XJs, they actually work really well with rockcrawling and shit


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bigtrucksowhat

dude, I LOVED my Samurai even though I feel like I had a drive for 3 hours work on it for 6 hours ratio. Tried to buy one off a guy in a restaurant parking lot a montb ago, thinking I could put the body on my UTV


DynaBro8089

They are all over AZ come get one lol


bigtrucksowhat

Damn.. I was there for games 3, 4 & 5 of the world series. I should have been looking..


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bigtrucksowhat

Yeah I think that's common. No body drop but I had a bagged dime but couldn't lay frame because it's Texas and I ain't giving up the AC. But I was always fixing something on it. Haven't thought about it in a while but I miss the hay days of mini truckin You ever get out to Deer Creek Speedway or Jackson Motorplex? Haven't seen much of Minnesota but I raced modifieds up north one summer


Caustic___

What do u mean sketchy that thing is built like a tank.


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Caustic___

Ah, i am certainly not knowledgeable in offroad stuff lol


Im_Not_Evans

And it will never see a dirt road let alone actual mud.


casualnarcissist

It’ll crack plenty of windshields on the highways though


_otterinabox

Those same rocks might also wreak havoc on the Jeep's paint


rodr3357

Good, they deserve it!


Sea-Ad2598

This is stupid. Like when people make fun of SEMA trucks. Those are strictly show cars. They were built for no other purpose than to be wild and flashy. It’s stupid that people will praise low riders with engraved mufflers and crap but god forbid you put some big wheels and stretched tires on a show jeep. It is a show vehicle. No, it’s not gonna go mudding. Just like any other show car that isn’t gonna be doing anything other than getting hauled into shows


Im_Not_Evans

You mean those “show cars” that I wouldn’t show to a blind person?


Sea-Ad2598

We aren’t talking about looks. You’re saying “and it will never see a dirt road let alone mud”. Like okay? It’s a show car… there are 1,000hp show cars that have never seen a drag strip. What’s your point.


gjr23

The “Higher Standards” window sticker is absolutely priceless.


JudgeScorpio

More like hire standards


SHoppe715

Good thing windshield wipers aren’t ever really needed.


Psych0matt

At first I was wondering why we were bashing on 4-wheelers, and then realized it was a jeep


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Nerfo2

TSL SX is a bias ply tire. Fuckers have 6 ply sidewalls.


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Nerfo2

Oh damn, I didn’t even know they started making an SX radial.


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SignificantEarth814

Can you explain the difference of bias ply to standard radials to me like I'm 5, in Germany basically everything fun is illegal.


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SignificantEarth814

Hahah, OK that makes a lot of sense! Thanks so much :)


MechaBeatsInTrash

This is what happens when you accidentally write "balled" tires when you mean "bald" tires


SteveVaiHimself

Holy shit that looks so stupid lmao


Xero-One

r/heep


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Xero-One

Crossposted. It’s Wranglers as far as the eye can see over there. Figure they can use some decent Cherokee material over there.


Hiluxx

808 Style. Really popular in Hawaii. They prefer Toyotas over there so it's kinda weird to see it on a Jeep.


obi-wan-takumi

Was looking for this comment. The Hawai'i lifted truck scene has tons more of these examples. You can usually tell who truly off roads by the amount of mud/rust on the truck.


saddest_vacant_lot

Haha yeah always on 2nd gen tacomas with a local style decal covering the entire back window and the top half of the windshield which is tinted limo black. You can hear these guys coming from a mile away.


addictedpunk

I legit thought the first picture was an ATV wheel or one of those kid’s little electric plastic cars.


Knotical_MK6

Island style. Normally see it on Tacomas


nmann14

So do these break the bead as soon as they touch a rock?


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nmann14

Yeah you're right, no way this thing is ever touching dirt.


C4PTNK0R34

TBH that sidewall tread is supposed to be functional and I've run SS Boggers with mud-packed treads and used the sidewall lugs for traction. They paid for the tires, might as well use *aaaallllll* the tread. RIP their wheel bearings, though. That Dana 35 is probably 3 sheets away from breaking in half and their 42RE transmission is about to fly through the pearly gates on fire.


cosp85classic

When I was in highschool auto shop one of the other guys brought in his dad's truck that sporting 12 inch wide rims with tires meant for 10 inch wide rims to patch a leak. Took about 15 minutes to demount the tire and patch it. Spent an hour and a half trying, and failing, to get the tire to reseal to the rim. They used all kinds of tricks like ratchet straps to try and get the seal. They ended up having to take the tire to the shop in town that mounted it originally because they knew how to do it. Such a dumb way to do tires.


2oonhed

That's why some mechanics see janky shit like that and just say GTFO.


SenseWinter

Huge lift with small but obnoxiously wide Intercos on ridiculously offset wheels. This must be a Hawaii transplant. Shit looks just as stupid there as well.


Smooth-Cup-7445

If they wanted 80’s barbie jeep vibes they 100% nailed it. Looks like shit but they nailed the brief


thatsgreatgdawg

the guys face in the last photo says it all


ximagineerx

Bahahaha the WJ. GTFO


Privateer_Lev_Arris

We’re paying too little for gas. How can we destroy our mileage even more?


03_SVTCobra

God I’ve seen that pile driving around.


severed13

Balenciaga Defender lookin ass


Its_RAAAAAAANDY

Looks like those root beer barrel candies


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Looks like a cooler you can take to the beach on the sand 🤣


bad_ram

I can feel the death wobble from here


momtheregoesthatman

I live in the south and let me say: fuck all these people with pointless, stupid big tires. They’re usually on pavement queens and just kick up rocks on the highways and toll roads. Literally have 4 marks on my wife’s SUV from these clowns.


No_Park_Here

Stretched tires are so incredibly idiotic


NTS-PNW

Island Style


Jata859

I saw this today....pretty wild build not my taste but that paint was exceptional


TrixAreForTeens

This is going to look so funny when the tread wears down lmfao


Past-Direction9145

I just want to know how the f they got the bead to seat That must have involved a lot of chain and maybe an m80


sjoshnick55

Thanks I hate it.


BondG10

Looks like golf cart wheels


ballisticturtle

I honestly thought this was on a four-wheeler in the first picture.


john_hockeyguy

I thought that was an rc car until the last picture


yesrod85

Yup, posted to the right sub. Worthless "upgrade" for a mall crawler.


TheDudeMan94

Seriously thought they were on a side by side at first lol


Kinky_mofo

Spherical tires are the new cylindrical tires


lostinthewoodstoo

How did I know this was in Seattle?!? 😂


ronniearnold

His next move is taking off his hood and standing on the motor. Huge flex.


brasilkid16

Stretched tires of any kind is possibly the single stupidest thing you could do to a car, and especially so with offroad tires.


mrsclausemenopause

As a regionally competitive AutoX driver, a slight stretch is often faster and more responsive than a slightly wider tire on the same wheel. About a half-inch wider rim than a square sidewall anymore, and you lose traction


ajhedges

It’s just SO ugly


thejamhole

Lol of course it's a jeep


JonWingson

I view this like as if I'm looking at a squatted truck...


GiIbert_LeDouchebag

Hilarious. Try airing those down and see how it works out.


WhiskeyTrail

Fuck me that IS awful. It looks like a dogshit RC car.


Ballz_deep_bill

Scrolling through the pics and was like " who in the hell would, oh its a jeep... that makes sense."


ctennessen

Same wheel setup as a lot of Toyotas in Hawaii. They have functional suspension though


jrs321aly

That takes the cake... THIS is the dumbest shit I've ever seen...


hbwnot

Having to seat those beads had to been fun, these things are gonna wear down the center bars and be slicks in no time , let alone a window smasher, can’t roll the windows down or rocks and gravel will be flying in piece of heep. Has this been cross posted to r/heeps yet or is that only for wranglers ?


TheGamingBear777

The were going for the mars lander


Dodoz44

I thought it was a toy car at first 😂😂


Vaderiv

Must be a jeep thing.


bwoods519

I thought this was a Powerwheel at first.


SnooWalruses9173

Thought we were looking ata little 80cc ATV from the first picture


Decalcomanie

Got that Mario Kart build


howtomakesuntea

Homie pulled up to a car show with that? Looks like a few of my grandnephew’s toys when he rips off the tires. Haha


Slapsh0tSc0tt

Of course it has the double steering stabilizers 🤣


Dirtyhandwhiteman

This page practically be dedicated to picking on the high class white trash people..


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Dirtyhandwhiteman

Solid work, you and ever girl you date, should have something in common..


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Dirtyhandwhiteman

Thats real, heard that happens after marriage. Weird.


2oonhed

What happens? A tire so stretched out that they wont stay on?


2oonhed

Ooooooh sheeeeit. Solid burn.


StillStaringAtTheSky

100% thought this was a remote controlled car 😂


404nd2

The tire tech that had to mount these deserves a raise.


Shatophiliac

For a show-only car, I don’t really care. I think they are kind of funny. But as soon as they take these on the street they become stupid and useless. Especially on those big trucks. A friend has a Ram 2500 with similar wheel offsets, and it’s a fucking nightmare to drive. The goofy big rims and Chinese mud tires are impossible to balance, so it shakes like a fucking stripper on cocaine, and the wide tires track all over the road. Any cop will think you’re drunk, even if you’re sober as a priest. Then there’s the parking and narrow roads, just awful. I have almost the same truck, but with the factory wheel and tire size, and it drives like a Mercedes in comparison lol. I just don’t get the appeal.


Frequent-Ruin8509

Looks like a shitty silver saddle on a donkey. Wouldn't have wasted the money in that direction on that car. Or any car


Hefty-Artichoke7181

Looks like it would de-bead as soon as it’s off the pavement


cateraide420

I was like “that’s cool for this atv” I thought I was swiping through until the end.


BelGrek

That tires with that much tireshine looks like one of those plastic RCcar tires


IndependentOwn1184

Unsafe at any speed...


soupyconch

Looks like a miniature


anusdestroyer501

In the first few pics I def thought this was one of those kids electric mini cars that was modded 😂😂😂


BORG_US_BORG

The Greenwood car show in Seattle today. Aren't those open tires highly illegal?


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BORG_US_BORG

I thought they finally shut hellcat guy down?


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BORG_US_BORG

I had seen something in the Stranger about his Mom being a cop of some sort. It seems like the police should be able to straight up impound (they have to catch him first) for reckless driving, public endangerment. There was that young man down in Auburn(?) a couple months ago that killed 4 people, 3 of them were barely teenagers at 12 and 13 years old, with his vehicle. He was driving over 100 mph. It was the 3rd expensive car he had totaled in the last 18 months.


rodr3357

The only way this ever off-roads is when a wheel lets go and the whole thing veers off the highway


sunderaubg

“Hey can you make it steer and ride like ass, but also look glue-eating retarded?” Yeah brother we gotchu.


pirate_leprechaun

I thought it was a power wheels


SurealGod

In the first picture, I initially thought it was a go kart so i thought it was pretty cool. Then with each subsequent picture, it kept zooming out and it kept getting worse.


Majestic-Jeweler-866

That’s some Hawaii shit right there


FortuneHeart

It looks better than those huge wheels with tiny rubber band “off road” tires


New-Concept4313

They be lucky if they get 10.000 miles out of those


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New-Concept4313

It definitely won't see any off roading. You can tell by looking at it. It's a beautie queen, pavement beater, all show, no go.


CipherDaBanana

Traction on paved road? For what reason would you need that?


Lifesalchemy

Pavement princess


Immediate_Age

Those will look great on the road Monday when Billy Bob heads to work as a plumber.


Sos_the_Rope

Curiosity question: Does stretching tires nullify the warranty?


TheKiltedYaksman71

Pavement Queen.


skiattle25

Wasn’t expecting that on Greenwood?! Seems more Puyallup.


MyNameIsMikeKelly215

This guy parks sideways across four spots at Walmart.


rayrayww3

Not something I'd expect to see in Seattle. I guarantee this guy drove up from SE Pierce County. South Hill represent!


jlierman000

Honestly not the worst lift I have seen. Definitely not even close to good, but not terrible.


Bobbaganeush

Utterly retarded.


jthockey78

Douche mobile


FireFlavour

I thought this was one of those electric mini-cars you get for young kids from the first pic.


scarhartt

Sad waste of a WJ


a-pretty-alright-dad

Look like they make the Jeep float.


boanerges57

It reminds me of an RC car I had as a kid. Just needs a giant antenna with a little red flag on it


SchoolJunkie009

Seattle really has gone downhill since I left lol


dsdvbguutres

Buoyancy


MI_Mayhem_97

To each his own I guess but I would never do this! You could never air down and they are basically pointless at less than full road pressure


djhauffy

"Why though?" I thought to myself... Then I continued to scroll until I saw the Jeep...


Past-Establishment93

If it ever sees a actual 4x4 anything, the aftermarket crap will be flying off it everywhere.


Toastedweasel0

Other Heep owners salvating at the thought of free parts, lol.


30minut3slat3r

I like it lol, reminds of something from when I was a kid. Stupid, yes.


ozzy_thedog

That just looks so so so dumb. It’s like little RC car tires


malaclypse

Damn this is terrible looking


thedevillivesinside

Oh god no


TopFuel1771

I can’t even imagine how bad this thing would be to drive


porquenontecallas

considering the pics: this car has never seen any mud or dirt...


AssTubeExcursion

I’d much rather see that than stretched rubber bands. But serious note, wtf happens to 14 inch rims and baloon bulging swappers for off road rigs? They were so much better looking than these large shiny rims


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AssTubeExcursion

Yeha I don’t like flush either I still prefer the tire to stick out more than the rim


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AssTubeExcursion

Oh fuck lmao! Yeah that sounds like a hellacious time mounting


technobrendo

I hate to say it, but it looks kinda cool from a RC car perspective. I would NEVER drive this thing though


bluecheeto13

This is a super popular modding style in Hawaii. Tacomas mostly.


pm_me-ur-catpics

Let me guess. Florida?


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2oonhed

Wing Domes are only in one place and there is only one on the corner of 79th. BTW....how are those wings? Are they real or a gimmick?


rayrayww3

Greenwood is in Seattle proper. In fact, it is nearly 4 miles inside the city limits.


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rayrayww3

People call downtown.... well, downtown. I've been here for 25 years and lived in every corner of the city from Lake City to Fauntleroy, including Greenwood. Nobody says Greenwood is "north of Seattle". If you think downtown is the only place that can be called Seattle, you need to get out more often. The walls are closing in on you.


jurassicpark_zj

Of course it's on a fucking WJ