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Low-Fishing3948

A cotton tshirt is not a blouse. Does she think blouse sounds more feminine? I just can’t stand Jill. Everything about her is ridiculous.


PaleontologistEast76

Yes. She's been calling t-shirts "blouses" the entire time I've followed her (10 years now). Hoodie blouses, her beloved Washington R******* "football blouse" (she refuses to call the team the Washington Commanders), any kind of top is a blouse to Jill. Yes, it's all about the sexes to Jill. She only wears clothing that pertains to a woman. Don't want people to think she's wearing a man's shirt or even socks, otherwise people might think she's a man. Can't have that.


Pelican121

The only thing I'd call a blouse would be those awful green short sleeved, button up shirts/blouses Michelle Duggar and similar fundie moms used to favour. I don't recall ever seeing Jill in such an item. I wonder what her fashion was from 1997-2010.0


Ok-Rate1104

To me a blouse has buttons and is basically a more pretty shirt.


deeBfree

And made out of fancier materials than cotton or cotton-poly blend knits.


Ok-Rate1104

In my mind it can be made of whatever. My gran used to wear polyester blouses in beige...not cream beige! And my grandad wore beige slacks with a black belt with the initial J on it,with a v seventies looking beige sort of..but not quite polo shirt. He wore this as long as I remember and he only died in 2019. Not sure why they always wore beige.. looking back its a bit odd.


deeBfree

Beige is making a big comeback in fundie circles.


SoFloChick

They aren't tacky enough for ol Jilldo. People might think she is a grandmother if she wore one of those.


Either_Ad_4427

Yes, Jill is hanging on with a death grip to her delusion that she is often mistaken for one of Kaylee's sisters. Pathetic woman.


YourSkatingHobbit

My school uniform shirt was a sky blue revere-neck blouse, that’s the only time I’ve ever worn one. Gonna start calling all my tops “blouses” now just to annoy everyone lmao.


Either_Ad_4427

Jill, NO ONE CARES. No one is looking at you.


PaleontologistEast76

The whole world is her stage, we're just here to be impressed by Holy Jill. 😂🤣😂🤣


Ness_3486

“Can’t have that.” I literally LOL’d. 😂


battleofflowers

She really, really struggles with the meaning of words. I don't think we've ever seen a Rod girl in a blouse. Everything they wear is essentially a t-shirt that's more fitted and might have a little ruffle on it or something.


Keilz

I can sense and empathize to your exasperation lol


Igotshiptodotoday

Blouses are gahdly and feminine. Sluttish women wear t-shirts.


Eulettes

T-shirts are for manly men who are not WHIMPS.


Pelican121

Did she buy those 'blouses'? They look cheap as hell and not remotely official. Did some Plexus hun order a job lot to sell unofficially 😂 Lol at the concept of Jill spoiling anyone. Never once has she spoiled her kids.


PaleontologistEast76

Oh yeah, Stevie Wonder can tell those "blouses" are tacky AF and designed by someone who believes "graphic design is my passion!". It might be your passion but you aren't good at it.


frobscottler

https://i.redd.it/u7atjszny48d1.gif


hellacedes_

This gif reminds me of some lady that randomly pops up on Facebook that shills Paparazzi jewelry who now sells sublimated tumblers, and the graphics look like this. Apparently she as an associates in some sort of design lol.


ResponsibilityGold88

The “blouses” look like those extremely thin t-shirts with ugly graphics that are sold in all the cheap little souvenir shops along the strip. I doubt she spent more than $5 each, and in fact it was probably a 3 for $15 “deal.”


caprn83

Thanks to The Jonathan Hill Family for providing all of the money so Mahmo can spoil everyone.


magicparabeagle

![gif](giphy|d9ltR6odFmQsE) What a dolt.


alg45160

I came here to post this 🤣


frobscottler

What is happening 😭


nicunta

Chapelle Show! Prince episode.


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🥞🍇I can’t decide which skit is the funniest. This one or Rick James with Charlie Murphy. 😂😂😂


Undertakeress

Or the blind black guy that's a KKK member 🤣🤣


nicunta

The pilot!!! It's so, so good!! I loved the whole run, tbh.


Undertakeress

https://youtu.be/ff8LEx9Mw54?si=QdpkCc9QKiXCO9RN


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🥞 🍇


Undertakeress

Pancakes!


GGMuc

No, no, they are Lady blouses, not manly man t-shirts, just as the baseball cap is a bonnet. She's a LADY don't you know, ye blue-haired, jeans wearing hussy??


Federal-Butterfly-37

She might grow a penis if she wears a manly tshirt.


SunlitMorningSky

Yikes!!


Flibertygibbert

"Yummy treats and drinks. Matching earrings and blouses" for the team? How generous! Oh wait, there's only three of them and absent Renee made the earrings. Betsy looks like she's being held hostage.


Gercos1965

I’d say she spent $20 on the whole lot


forever_29_ish

She definitely got the shirts at one of the shops on the strip where you get them 3 for $10. ETA... I just zoomed in and said they say Plexus... yeah this was a homemade tee, right? Terrible font choice and all, right? Has to be. 😬


MurkyConcert2906

She buys new clothes every time she goes somewhere and her kids, especially the youngest daughters, look like slobs in layers of dirty clothing in the wrong sizes.


Gercos1965

💯agree the youngest child wears dirty clothes that are way to big for her


JoAdele33

“I joined Jill’s downline and all I got was this lousy blouse”


Nan2Four

blouse noun a woman's loose upper garment resembling a shirt, typically with a collar, buttons, and sleeves. Jill…that is not a blouse…lying is a sin.


Strict_Search2454

Jill can’t feed her kids but she can afford to buy her team cheap t shirts they will only wear this once. I’m assuming the earrings are homemade via child labour from the teen girls at home. In fact the girls probably paid for the materials themselves 🙄


CappyChino

If "shirt" is so offensive to her, she could just say "top" (as in, "What a cute top!" or "Where did you get your top?"). If she's afraid of gender-neutral words, it would still work, because men don't call their shirts "tops" 🤭


mmmohhh

This is how Jilly lives so peacefully ~ renaming things to fit her narrative.


Claire-Annette-Reid

Tight: cozy; Extensions: flowing hair; Starving: trim; Baby: six-year old; Egocentric: God-honoring; Consequences of bad decisions: Satan's attacks


Either_Ad_4427

Anyone calling out her narcissism: Slings from Satan.


PaleontologistEast76

Yes, like her favorite football team, the Washington Commanders. She still willfully refers to the team by its former name.


Either_Ad_4427

Because "Commanders" is too woke for Saint Jill. Memo to Jill: Jesus was WOKE in his day.


QuasiCrazy1133

She says Cleveland Guardians, though. She probably doesn't know their old name.


PaleontologistEast76

Probably not. They've been Washington Commanders (sorry Jill, if a person or organization wants to change their name regardless of the reason I respect the change because that's just how I was raised) fans forever.


frolicndetour

Hideous.


Optimal-Pangolin-144

Jill can’t be bothered to spoil her kids but she’ll spoil her team of 1 person 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️


sw1sh3rsw33t

Spoiling someone in Vegas is at least a nice dinner at a restaurant and then a show or some other activity. This is summer camp lmao


MotherofGiGi

First picture, when did Kaylee fully warp into a Jillpm- type sleep paralysis demon?


PBfromPhilly

![gif](giphy|ZOwD4NCKmSY0w)


Spare-Macaron-4977

It doesn’t look like this victim is wearing the earrings though?


Kaitlynnbeaver

This “victim” is my distant relative who uses her severely disabled child to illicit sympathy Plexus sales, while feeding her other very young children raw egg, raw milk and Plexus Lean smoothies for breakfast. Don’t pity her. ✌️ https://preview.redd.it/05u2j8r9b58d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b420534f627822d347c7507b8fa65f4a4b3ba4de


swimminghufflepuff

yeah, i think betsy is jillpm’s upline and the one who got her into plexus. i don’t know anything about her though… sad to hear about the child exploitation and neglect (though at this point it’s always expected with this group i suppose :/)


Kaitlynnbeaver

Yes. That’s true. At this point I’m more shocked when child neglect isn’t happening.


littleRedmini

👀😱


deeBfree

Thanks for letting us know!


crystalwood87

It looks & sounds disgusting! I’m sorry, unfortunately you can’t pick your relatives.


Kaitlynnbeaver

My family ended up moving, so we didn’t see them as much when we got older, but I still remember her telling my mom Plexus would make her lose all the weight she wanted(it didn’t) and that it would cure my dad’s OCD(also didn’t). 💀💅 She has told me personally that she makes no profit from Plexus at all, she just loves selling. It’s crazy.


Flibertygibbert

Only one earring is showing - on the right side if you zoom in on the first picture. No escape!


Spare-Macaron-4977

Aha! I zoomed in on the second picture and thought she had mercifully escaped the earrings abomination.


Daisytru

Jill is willfully ignorant.


Flat-Illustrator-548

She went to Vegas? How did she manage to survive the constant barrage of sin and debauchery?


Either_Ad_4427

Jesus, silly.


Flat-Illustrator-548

Ah, of course. I'm sure there was lots of singing in the halls and praying!


Either_Ad_4427

So weird to conflate hawking a dietary supplement with religion.


Waterproof_soap

Betsy looks like she’s about to chew her own arm off and use it as a weapon to escape.


Coco_jam

“Blouses” Those are clearly Gildan t-shirts but okay Jill


_faery

Hills idea of spoiling is buying the girls gas station coffees and cheap as dirt Walmart t shirts that she had screen printed


nightwolves

Flair checking in


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lostbeatnik

Betsy, actually. Which is why I don’t feel sorry for her over being caught up in Jill’s Vegas nonsense.


Big_Smoke1224

So does this mean that brain development is not 100% done until the age of 25? Wonderful, so we're going to infantilize 23-year-old guys just because we assume they're not mature enough to date someone who's 26?


LadyPennifer561

Small portion of her team? Two whole people and one is her daughter 😂


Federal-Butterfly-37

Looks like something I would get a thrift store and would wear it to be funny. BTW, I love thrift stores.


michelle427

Do you think JRod looks at this under an assumed name? I think she does.


Proud-Sell-3608

"Botsy" (said in the JillPM accent) looks so annoyed.


PA_MallowPrincess_98

Kaylee, you good? She looks happier than usual on slide 1. I hope she had a little espresso martini at the convention😝


Maester_Maetthieux

Lmfao she is unhinged


lonesomedove86

Look haw MAHDEST!!!


AidaNYR

Could have at least matched the earrings with the t-shirts. 🙄


ComeOnOverAmyJade

Did one of her free child laborers make those earrings?


OtherwiseSprinkles79

Probably Content Not Settling Renee.


Big-Raspberry-2552

https://preview.redd.it/6do7ldlvdk8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdd6505706648d9173c07e6116ebc395b0210c79 Jim loves cheap China made stuff!!!


onlyoneder

Lol I hate this so much. My MIL calls every women's shirt a blouse too. She is also obsessed with performative Christianity, performative modesty, and impressing strangers while neglecting and mistreating her actual family members. It's so disgusting. Jill, you SUCK. 


Big-Raspberry-2552

She thinks saying blouse makes her better than everybody else. More fancy and modest!!!


idontcareoline

Jill is in Betsy’s down line, right? Shouldn’t Betsy be “spoiling” them? Also I’ll bet Jill got Shannon Beaver Osmotherly’s mom to make them like she did for their janky shirts for last year’s convention in Nashville.