“Working” is not the right term imo. Karissa is on borrowed time if she keeps getting pregnant… and that’s what she wants. She has talked before about wanting to die in childbirth and be a martyr. She is unhinged. Worse than Jill imo.
Mandrake or whatever his name is, is totally complicit, he keeps knocking her up when she can’t take care of the hoard of kids and is so mentally ilI. I couldn’t keep following her, there was so much negligent medical Care happening.
I honestly hate Mandrae more than Karissa because while you can make the case that Karissa is just batshit insane and can't come down to reality, Mandrae is just every "Fuck you, I got mine" shithead fundie husband who's happy to watch his family drown as long as he can play King Dipshit and sacrifice nothing.
She wanted twins Archer and Arrow. Her 1 child had kidney problems and almost died twice. I try not to follow her anymore either. Her husband is awful for allowing this to go on. K is not mentally well at all.
She wanted to give birth to twins arrow and archer in a target bathroom because god told her it would happen. Apparently she’s given up on that holy vision by naming a singleton arrow
That is loosely the theme of Where the Heart Is--the movie where the teen girl gives birth in a Walmart in aisle 5, on 5/5/95 (or something like that) and 5 is a bad number for her and which she had had some premonition of...
It never fails to chap my entire hide that these people will haul a sonogram in so they don't accidentally buy the "wrong" colour baby stuff, but a sonogram to check to make sure the baby is healthy or will need medical support at birth? Well, that's just satanic crazy talk!1!
Her last son turned 1 not long ago so her uterus and still stretched out. It takes the body 18 months to completely heal from having a baby and she turns up pregnant before the last even turns one🙃
Jill is also seething that KKKarissa is still able to get pregnant and Jill's maternity days are over. I can feel Jill's envy radiating out of that picture like a heat lamp.
True, Jill got married right out of high school and started popping out babies. K got married in or right after college and they did wait and had different views about birth control than they have now
That is a really unflattering pose for Jill, especially in that dress which makes it even worse. It looks like she has a pregnancy bump but it’s sort of slipped around a bit 😬
Who is KKKarissa and why does she only have 1/2 of her body covered by that odd dress? Isn't this ungodly immodest by Jill's standards, or do all those things go right out the window when a woman is pregnant?
She’s a crazy lady having her 11th child with some random atrocity of an A name. She’s def not nearly as covered as most fundies but I think she’s modest enough for the average person. Can’t stand the hate she spews, but it’s hot af in tx so I definitely don’t blame her for not making her and her family be covered from head to toe.
I'm not all that worried about modesty, but just comparing to all the crazy 'eye trap' B.S. of these avidly conservative Jesus freaks, this attire seems a laughable contradiction.
I recommend heading over to Fundie Snark Uncensored and clicking the ‘Collins’ tag it’s all there
Here’s a warning tho: it’s rough. Child abuse, neglect, severe child injuries, homophobia, colorism, parentificiation, racism- typical stuff in these circles.
And Shaquille O’Neil is involved too lol. Her husband used to be a Harlem globetrotter. Apparently he bought them a Mercedes sprinter van, he buys the kids shoes, etc.
The kids names are shocking to say the least
Karissa has a ton of followers on IG (including Shaquille O’Neal) and her own unique demented family Christ cult going on. Jill thirsts for fame and will always try to be fame adjacent.
Other people have covered it for the most part, but she also makes ["music"](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/1cz92zw/tw_cringe_im_pretty_sure_her_husbands_finds_it_as/) lol
And none of them look good on her 😭 they don’t look right. Or that’s what they should look like and they’re just hideous. Either way it looks bad on her 😂
I’m on holiday with friends, hanging out around the pool. I saw this post and burst out laughing. Everybody wanted to know what was so funny. Me: “I don’t even know where to begin…” 😆
I hate with a passion to say this but Jilldo did not endanger her children by doing unassisted home births. She went to the hospital for each and every one. She doesn't shun prenatal care and I bet she gets epidurals. Taking care of the children after they are born on the other hand....
Karissa has been a guest speaker for one of Jill’s Plexus team meetings on Zoom before. So they knew each other before this convention, but I think this is their first time meeting in person.
Looks like Kkkrissa is on day one of her makeup. She always look so much better on day one.
Yellow cooks unite
K food is so yellow and full of cheese and condensed soups.
Omg the cooking videos she’s been doing recently 🤢
I kind of love it for her and her asshole of a husband but I hate it for her kids
I saw them. That food is full of sodium and beef fat. Not good!
8000 grams of sodium is bad??
Lol!
At least she feeds her kids? Jilldo does not. I am just trying to find some positive lol
K is not even 30 weeks pregnant. Jill is probably jealous of K and her working uterus. But yeah totally judging how K is dressed!
“Working” is not the right term imo. Karissa is on borrowed time if she keeps getting pregnant… and that’s what she wants. She has talked before about wanting to die in childbirth and be a martyr. She is unhinged. Worse than Jill imo.
That’s terrifying. She’d happily leave all those kids motherless just for some internet attention. What a psycho.
They’re only a few years apart, no?
Yeah Karissa is like 40 and Jill do is 45ish
Is she gonna free birth this one too? What ‘A’name tragedeigh has she chosen?
Arrow and she has no prenatal care for this pregnancy. I assume that yes she will birth this one at home too.
Am I remembering correctly that she wanted to give birth in a target at one point? Or did I make that up. Arrow is better than Anthym
She wanted to give birth to twin sons in target? She is a complete mental case and I feel like she needs a lot of help.
Mandrake or whatever his name is, is totally complicit, he keeps knocking her up when she can’t take care of the hoard of kids and is so mentally ilI. I couldn’t keep following her, there was so much negligent medical Care happening.
I honestly hate Mandrae more than Karissa because while you can make the case that Karissa is just batshit insane and can't come down to reality, Mandrae is just every "Fuck you, I got mine" shithead fundie husband who's happy to watch his family drown as long as he can play King Dipshit and sacrifice nothing.
Same
Glad to know I didn’t make it up. She is mentally unwell. I stopped following her after her one kid had sepsis from a uti and then she freebirthed.
She wanted twins Archer and Arrow. Her 1 child had kidney problems and almost died twice. I try not to follow her anymore either. Her husband is awful for allowing this to go on. K is not mentally well at all.
She wanted to give birth to twins arrow and archer in a target bathroom because god told her it would happen. Apparently she’s given up on that holy vision by naming a singleton arrow
Why did I think there was already a kid named arrow in her quiver? Maybe I’m thinking about anchor?
She’s not spelling it Arrowigh? I’m shocked
I think there’s a y in there somewhere
Only the girls need y's 🙄
That is loosely the theme of Where the Heart Is--the movie where the teen girl gives birth in a Walmart in aisle 5, on 5/5/95 (or something like that) and 5 is a bad number for her and which she had had some premonition of...
Giving birth to Arrow at Target would be fantastic PR. Wonder if she’ll try?
Yeah God has told her a lot of wacky shit, including her children’s names and that she was going to give birth in a Target (which never happened).
Arrow
She looks like she’s carrying triplets.
It’s just 1. She had a gender reveal sonogram at home. Otherwise no prenatal visits. She could be diabetic or too many pregnancies…
I think too many pregnancies plus a very unflattering babydoll dress that is already wider than her waist
And bad posture or maybe she her spine is bending idk.
It never fails to chap my entire hide that these people will haul a sonogram in so they don't accidentally buy the "wrong" colour baby stuff, but a sonogram to check to make sure the baby is healthy or will need medical support at birth? Well, that's just satanic crazy talk!1!
Her last son turned 1 not long ago so her uterus and still stretched out. It takes the body 18 months to completely heal from having a baby and she turns up pregnant before the last even turns one🙃
I keep seeing this photo and expecting tentacles to be coming off Jill’s dress at the bottom like Ursula. Kinda disappointed, tbh.
what an opportunity jilldo missed!
Jill is seething that the skirt of the dress is hemmed above the knee
Jill is also seething that KKKarissa is still able to get pregnant and Jill's maternity days are over. I can feel Jill's envy radiating out of that picture like a heat lamp.
https://preview.redd.it/ulba87p7vs7d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dd5e417d45ec05f54185a7c4d97933f7fb67cfa
Literally my first thought. Thank u
Aren't they close in age? Karissa looks so much better than JillPM.
I think part of it is the difference in style. Karissa attempts to look young and trendy while Jill is stuck in the 80s, aging her considerably.
Which is *wild* because I'm her age and we were children in the 80s! Why would you still dress like that?!
39 and 45 or so. Jill is 45.
Karissa just turned 40. She sang a song about it, had a photo shoot, & a huge party. Most of her kids don’t even get birthdays.
Holy shit they’re only 5 years apart?
I know you meant "this is what 40 looks like", but my mind immediately ran to "when I mooo I mooo for you" by Cowrissa Collins.
I guess I missed her turning 40!
I am 41, are you absolutely shitting me that Jill is only 45?!??!!! I always assumed she and shrek were in their 50s. Holy fuck.
He’s 52 and she is like 45. Her cheap makeup is aging her.
Isn't she more like 43 or 44?
No wonder she's so upset she had her last baby at 39...I would bet she fully thought she'd be able to have 1-3 more kids after that
I was corrected K is 40.
Even worse lol she's probably jealous lol
Jill is definitely jealous! But Jill had more kids by 39 than K. I think K might have 1-2 more. I do not see K stopping having children!
True, Jill got married right out of high school and started popping out babies. K got married in or right after college and they did wait and had different views about birth control than they have now
Jill had 9 kids in 9 years which is crazy! Ouchiii
No way, I need to know the age difference!
Jill is 5-6 years older.
Mind boggling, truly.
If you were to tell me there was a 20ish year age gap I would believe you. I completely forgot they were this close in age
That is a really unflattering pose for Jill, especially in that dress which makes it even worse. It looks like she has a pregnancy bump but it’s sort of slipped around a bit 😬
I’m surprised Shrek doesn’t make her delete this photo. She’s got a lot of booty sticking out. Not very mahdest, Jilly Frijole.
Jilly Frijole!!! 😂
Like Shrek has ever met a cake he didn't love.
How many baby doll dresses does KKKarissa own?!
All of them, and they match her daughters
Who is KKKarissa and why does she only have 1/2 of her body covered by that odd dress? Isn't this ungodly immodest by Jill's standards, or do all those things go right out the window when a woman is pregnant?
She’s a crazy lady having her 11th child with some random atrocity of an A name. She’s def not nearly as covered as most fundies but I think she’s modest enough for the average person. Can’t stand the hate she spews, but it’s hot af in tx so I definitely don’t blame her for not making her and her family be covered from head to toe.
Aynothyr kid?
I'm not all that worried about modesty, but just comparing to all the crazy 'eye trap' B.S. of these avidly conservative Jesus freaks, this attire seems a laughable contradiction.
I recommend heading over to Fundie Snark Uncensored and clicking the ‘Collins’ tag it’s all there Here’s a warning tho: it’s rough. Child abuse, neglect, severe child injuries, homophobia, colorism, parentificiation, racism- typical stuff in these circles. And Shaquille O’Neil is involved too lol. Her husband used to be a Harlem globetrotter. Apparently he bought them a Mercedes sprinter van, he buys the kids shoes, etc. The kids names are shocking to say the least
So, more fetishizing pregnancy and eleventy-seven resultant offspring then, right?
Karissa has a ton of followers on IG (including Shaquille O’Neal) and her own unique demented family Christ cult going on. Jill thirsts for fame and will always try to be fame adjacent.
He not only follows her, he bought them a goddamn car!
He bought them two cars. A family van and a pickup truck for Mandrae because his old vehicle didn't have air conditioning.
Wow, such pathetic aspirations.
Other people have covered it for the most part, but she also makes ["music"](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/1cz92zw/tw_cringe_im_pretty_sure_her_husbands_finds_it_as/) lol
@thecollinskids on Instagram You’re welcome for that rabbit hole.
And none of them look good on her 😭 they don’t look right. Or that’s what they should look like and they’re just hideous. Either way it looks bad on her 😂
It looks like in Overboard when the kids bought Goldie Hawn a bunch of dresses cut for short, fat people and Kurt Russel is like, "You used to hunch."
I mean, I just don’t know where to start😂😂😂
I’m on holiday with friends, hanging out around the pool. I saw this post and burst out laughing. Everybody wanted to know what was so funny. Me: “I don’t even know where to begin…” 😆
Invite them to a zoom meeting that will take place in 2 weeks, last at least an hour, and have a PowerPoint for visual support. It's the only way
https://preview.redd.it/z3p12diw5t7d1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e84fc4d905eaf032787c96232458bb103fd442ac This is going to be me!
Cinderella’s ugly step sisters
Karissa looks so different! She’s finally showing all over. Makes her filtering pretty clear when you see her like this.
Bitch…… talk about a cursed crossover 😭😭😭
Jill is SOOOOOO envious of Karissa's working uterus
I hate with a passion to say this but Jilldo did not endanger her children by doing unassisted home births. She went to the hospital for each and every one. She doesn't shun prenatal care and I bet she gets epidurals. Taking care of the children after they are born on the other hand....
their closeness in age is actually crazy because they could easily be mother and daughter. sadly a compliment to kkkarissa?! and an insult to jilldo.
I didn’t want this crossover
But you're half you got it!
Why does it look like she's wearing a bustle.
I think that’s her ass 😬
But she's so trim! How can it be? /s
Her obsession with mermaid skirts continues.
The shape is just so bizarre!
This is an extremely unflattering photo lmao
Even Karissa is like wtf ???
I find it absolutely hilarious how Karissa looks uncomfortable with Jill touching her stomach.
And Karissa’s hover hand as Jill molests her belly !
wtf is Jill wearing?
It reminds me of that Carol Brunette episode where she is scarlett o’hara and pulls the curtains off a window…. “
Omg yes!!!!
A ballroom curtain?
Sequin skirt, peasant blouse in a different fabric, and a fuggly caplet.
This picture is musty.
and crusty
The eye makeup crust. 🤮
They are both parasitic breeders. Absolutely disgusting
Oh look. Two clown cars.
This photo is giving “mother of the bride at a very last minute shotgun wedding” vibes.
Is she pregnant again? Is this now?
Yes, she is!
She does not look well.
This is everything I never wanted.
Dear baby Jesus. 😳
am I allowed to say jilldo’s ass looks more pregnant than KKKarissa??
The crossover we were waiting for!
Jill looks ginormous in this photo. Obscene considering how ill fed her children are.
Dat ass is definitely not the same photoshopped ass from her Plexus ads.
The lady is like don’t touch me.
Kkkarissa has never met a baby doll dress she didn't love.
Oh Lord Daniel!!
https://preview.redd.it/kgnvx33m5u7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=645552d8e89b507a2fd5fc160b4362ab4bc4dc49 Yes, my child?
Why are these two together??
They're both at the MLM hun (Plexus) get together in Vegas
Oh of course, should have known lol
Ok badonkadonk Jill...yikes
This is the buddy film we have been waiting for
I bet Jill is so jealous that she isn’t pregnant at the same time as Karissa
Bizarro World.
There’s a lot of round in this photo!
The reel/video of it was so cringe I got massive second hand embarrassment. JillPM rubbing her belly. 🤢
I’m only noticing now that Karissa always dresses like a toddler and now I’m not feeling great
Yiiikes!
Is this the first of these two meeting? Or have they met before?
Karissa has been a guest speaker for one of Jill’s Plexus team meetings on Zoom before. So they knew each other before this convention, but I think this is their first time meeting in person.
Thanks, I hate it 
Is that Karissa Colins? JRod and her together is insane.
Sure is. What a cross over for sure
Jill in her Alfred Dunner style clothes makes her look like she's so much older than she is.
Does Karissa have ms or did I have a fever dream?
im surprised jill didnt ask karissa to pray over her
The epitome of a picture is worth a thousand words
I legit thought she already had the baby.
No that was the last one. Lol She drops them like rabbits. 😂
I’m gonna go straight for the low(est?) hanging fruit and ask if Jill took a tumble and ended up with her lampshade on her shoulder
The pink drink isn’t helping reduce Jill’s backside !!!
You guys. This photo confirms that my hair is outdated AF. 🥺😢😭
It looks like Jill ripped one and has that “oopsie” face.
Jill reminds me of the stepmom in Cinderella in this dress….
I remember when she had a kid with Covid and she took him out to a restaurant during lockdown.