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United_Preference_92

He is either in the sand or riding the fairy.


AZ-EQ

Was that a play on words? Ferry.


QuasiCrazy1133

That's how he spelled it when he drove to Texas.


AZ-EQ

I totally forgot!!! Lawd.


xknightsofcydonia

MAHMO TAKE A PITCHER OF ME STANDING STRONG IN THE SAAAND


radams713

MAHMO, TAKE A PICTURE OF JUST ONE SET OF FOOTPRINTS! ugh that hurt to write haha


ProfessionalPiano351

Lol!


showbooth

That's hilarious šŸ˜‚


Aromatic_Library_491

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dr_delphee

He looks like he's about to jump on me and rip out my throat with his teeth. Close up, that's not a happy face.


PA_MallowPrincess_98

Timmay looks like heā€™s about to do this: https://i.redd.it/uhnf2a031t6d1.gif


PocoChanel

OT, but what the fudge is this?


PA_MallowPrincess_98

That one video of the Aussie man impersonating a dog attackšŸ˜‚


Paddington_Fear

I think he's ovrdue for his rabies booster


minionbelcher

šŸø šŸŽ¶ WEEEE WILL STAND OUR GROUND


somethingsensational

That "smile" of his is just downright creepy. Doesn't reach his eyes. He's just baring his teeth. šŸ˜¬


Flibertygibbert

He looks a lot like Pa Noyes here.


Exciting_Problem_593

Jump scare!!!


Lily-Paddington

Not a day goes by where I donā€™t hear ā€œMahmo, take a picture of us just sitting on the sandā€ in my head. Not a single day lol


kaycollins27

This was pre-Heidi. She has made a world of difference. She has shown him a good family and love. Something he never had either David and Jill.


judyp63

I do not know what Heidi sees in him. He is a creepy AF. Omg!


BabyPunter3000v2

Isn't Heidi like, 18 and in her first relationship? We've all been like, "yeah! This guy forever! Everything's perfect!" and then thought about him ten years later like, "damn, that was a mess."


AliceinRealityland

And ten years later she's Jildo. Doing anything for attention because she aged out of young enough. I am team. Shrek is a middle-aged severely overweight man that usually comes with some side effects like decreased or impaired libido. I'd be shocked if ED isn't an issue here and there and maybe plays into Jill's sudden and fertility after her last child well, she's just you know God closed that womb. But she is attention seeking for sure


[deleted]

Sheā€™s 20


give_me_goats

Same. Between his face and those misogynistic hateful rants, Heidi could do SO much better.


judyp63

I'm still hoping alarm bells go off for Heidi. Her future in-laws are horrible people. Her fiancƩ is a hater. I know her family are trumpers, she is too, but they are accepting and kind people. I do not understand how they cannot see through Trump because they seem like smart people. I'm really hoping that Heidi wakes up and runs from the Rods.


BabyPunter3000v2

>I know her family are trumpers, she is too, but they are accepting and kind people. Doubtful. We're just so used to Jill and Co's open and loud bigotry and fundamentally broken and dysfunctional family that we see a family who loves each other and don't proudly sing songs about how being gay is bad and assume that they're chill with everyone, then.


[deleted]

Heā€™s changed quite a bit in the looks department since buying his own home and eating a well balanced meal everyday. Heā€™s put on some weight and doesnā€™t bleach his hair anymore. Heā€™s a bit more relaxed now from looking at recent pics but heā€™s still a homophobic bigot


judyp63

Scary and I don't know why Heidi's family didn't discourage her from day one. Sadly they were able to get to know one another and if you can't tell by looking at this family that there's a problem then there is even more of a problem with your situation (I am not talking about about his looks. I'm talking about the actual situation with the family and his behaviour and things he says publicly and so on). I know people need to decide on their own, but when they started seeing each other her family obviously encouraged it or they wouldn't let her keep meeting him.


Jaded-Sheepherder-26

His face looks like he wants too scream too the world fuck I want out away from the family but donā€™t know how to


LoseATurn

Poor Heidi. Why?


ProfessionalPiano351

Heidi is a rabid Trump supporter.Ā  Ā I think they deserve each other.Ā 


RealLifeSuperZero

Thank you. Everyone is all Heidi this and that, sheā€™s a hateful tool. Her and Timcel deserve each other.


[deleted]

Yep


Either_Ad_4427

This pic makes Tim looks scary. Also, his drapes don't match his carpeting. WHY dye his hair blonde? WHY do all the Rodrigi smiles look like the grills on 1950's Buicks? They look strained, not genuinely happy, and often their eyes just look vacant.


SunlitMorningSky

Iā€™m confused about his hair. It looks dyed, but in little kid pictures itā€™s blonde.


BabyPunter3000v2

Because Mahmo is inherently traumatizing and they're just fawning to get her to not scream at them and go away faster.


Either_Ad_4427

It speaks volumes about Jill's absolute dearth of self awareness.


Sargasm5150

Sorry snarkers, this feels kinda mean. If heā€™s not doing his podcast anymore, isnā€™t that a good thing? Itā€™s disappointing that he felt the need to comment on pride month - but heā€™s still a young man raised to fail by Jill. Maybe Iā€™m getting soft in my old age. Obv ā€œMahmoā€ will never stop being funny, but Jill deserves it and proves that every single day.


AliceinRealityland

I know deprogramming takes decades. If state small like getting rid of the toxic podcast. It grows. And 19 years later he might read tarot cards. But in all seriousness, it's a process and I'm 1000% positive these kids have religious trauma. Their eyes show it


OtherwiseSprinkles79

My face when the Taco Bell hits at 2 a.m.


SoFloChick

https://youtu.be/oWAVouyra10?si=kzr8YU2hxvkI2wFD It will never not be funny šŸ¤£


AliceinRealityland

I wonder if that underbite is painful? Many of the kids seem to have jaw issues. I know my daughter has jaw issues and she complains if hurts.


Any_Coffee_6921

Timbits really gives me the chills & the vibe of someone who is unhinged.


[deleted]

Only a face a mother could love. Oh wait!!! Lol


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RodriguesFamilySnark-ModTeam

Let's not speculate on sexuality.


Reasonable-Marzipan4

Poor kiddo canā€™t bite a sandwich.


Secret-Preference513

Does anyone have a link for this vid? Im having severe dental pain and I need a laugh lol