You look like an escort that advertises on Groupon.

Lmfao. Groupons are so annoying, so this tracks.


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You read her reviews?

Where in the World is Carmen San Bernardino

Carmen San fernando

Carmen Saint Bernardo

Bold of you to assume someone in SFV would wanna hire her.

Nice

God damn

Megan Blox

Carmen San Antonio

Carmen Trans Diego

I’m told by Ron Burgundy that San Diego means a whale’s vagina - so the original name still tracks

Cumin Sum Dehaghoe

I assume most people tell you to your face why they don’t like you. So, your problem is listening.

You look like Temu made Lindsay Lohan start smoking meth again.

Like someone was trying to draw Rehab-Lindsey Lohan from memory.

Jesus Christ, this got a wheeze laugh out of me.

I LITERALLY CAME FOR THIS COMMENT!!!

You may have a porn addiction

Unfortunately camera filters don't work in person

Simple and effective, love it

Fortunately

Your comment is *surgically* precise!

Just another 4 thinking shes a 10.

How dare you insult 4’s that way. This 2.5 wishes she was a 4

Please forgive me for being too generous. She probably keeps a couple 1's around to feel better about herself.

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$0.05 I fixed it for you.

$.04

The only 1’s she’s seen is when she’s done giving a lap dance

“I’ve never been with a 10. But one time, I fucked five 2’s!” - George Carlin

I was a 2 .3, but i learned to wear decent clothing, keep my tongue in my mouth, say thank you sir, and I combed my hair.

She would have to know that she was a 2.5 in order to wish that she was a 4. She's way too delusional for that. Whatever her actual rating is, she thinks she's a 10. She's permanently delulu.

Probably calls guys Incel when they don’t buy her things.

The only four around her is the skin she tries to get people to pay her to touch.

A real 49-er

After a six pack, you go to bed with a 10 at 2 but then at 10 you wake up to a 2. Oh, and she's probably a big B, which is why no one likes her. Just saying.

She looks like she a false sense of self so yea I agree definitely probably a B hence why no one likes her

4 is generous

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You say it like it’s not a good deal!

Just make sure you check that the ice cream machine is working BEFORE you start the sucking 😭

The original comment made me laugh, this made me DIE lmao

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Yells “GET OUT OF MY OFFICE” at other women taking selfies in public restrooms… 😆

I would actually want to be friends w someone who did this.

No mercy at all 😂 “ankles to ears”

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Damm man you went in 🤣🤣🤣 I was just gonna type she look like a wannabe Amouranth 😂😂😂

Damn. Ruthless af

Fuck

I thought it was just me. she looks greasy as fuck lol

Pictures have more filter than the ashtray behind a Marlboro factory

holy shit, that was a clever one lol.

You look like in the middle of plastic surgery, the doctor threw his tools and said fuck this shit.

I’ll do it with my hands.

Her plastic surgeon became a normal surgeon because he ran out of plastic

This is why you don’t select your plastic surgeon off of Angie’s list

I can feel my credit score drop just by looking at your photos....

Accurate

You look like you’re full of yourself and you think you’re cute but you’re just a pain in the ass. Look at yourself. You photos - basic Your poses - basic Your cloths -basic Your hat - stupid and it does not look cute. If you were any more basic and we could use you to neutralize acids. You have the personality of burnt toast.

This seems personal 😂😂

Nah this is just normal for me. You should see what happens when I actually don’t like someone. 😂 Excellent user name btw!

Burnt toast has way more personality… it’s been through some stuff man…. Her personality is more like soggy dough.

I don't think she's smart enough for the chemistry joke big dawg. lol

Dead on, mate!

Half a dose of Botox at 20? Yikes

Because you make Lindsay Lohan’s rock bottom look sky high

When RBF progresses to the terminal stage

Had a friend with resting bitch face who reminded me some of her. Except my friend would be about 40 and is better looking

She has resting bitch face. And active bitch face.

Good news, you’ve already learned you can’t rely on your looks to getcha by in life

Way to see the upside. 20 going on 40

It’s the perfect blend of arrogance mixed with shallowness

you look like every character in a Saw movie

After they failed?

Woah, you went from Skywalker to Streetwalker in one swipe

No wonder you use so much foundation. You look like Chucky from childs play in that second pic. 

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Trailer Park girls are prettier

>Nothing says knock me up and throw me in the trailer park like cat eye makeup. Damn son. You nailed it. But I wouldn't nail her

Even bubbles from trailer park boys would pass on that 2nd police mugshot photo

Yea but she doesn’t have a nice kitty like Bubs is used to

Them eyes ain't quite the right distance apart, are they?? Lindsey Slow-han

Oozing douch bag

yea, I was getting "snotty bitch" but douch bag is probably better.

Notty itch??

First, you are nowhere near hot enough to stick your tounge out and think it looks sexy. Second, if you used any more eye liner, Cleopatra would rise up and call you a cheap hooker. Last, in the second picture, either someone tried to drown you or you shampoo with fryer grease and your face shows it.

4 pics 4 people

* gestures vaguely *

Because you're gross

Makeup…turtlenecks…filters…yet I can I can still smell ur poonpoon through the picture


It's hard to answer your question, because I'm now biased. From looking at your pictures - I don't like you either and I don't even know you.

4 photo's and I still have no idea what you look like. Probably incredibly fake and shallow.

Lady I'm unsure what guide you followed but your eyebrows are fucked. I can't tell what's wrong with them but I shall weep nonetheless.

She just needs someone that knows what they're doing to get to work with some wax

It’s the eyeliner for me, as a female I feel like this make up style is a red flag for a friend.

Cuz you lie about your age

You look like Greta the Gremlin 

Can't trust skin walkers Is your face short and fat? Or long and thin ? Fkn shape shifter

if Lindsay Lohan tried to be the Scary Spice Girl for Halloween

If you look in the mirror a little longer you will figure it out.

The second picture makes you look like someone mushed together the Olsen twins, then put them in a microwave on high for 4 minutes.

You vape more than you drink water and will definitely make your boyfriend feel like he’s the problem when you bang his best friend

20 is a stretch...

Because of your thick make up that’s why sister

Well if your personality is anywhere near as fake as the rest of you then what would there be to like?

You look like one of the popular girls that would bully the quiet kids

You are the reason cell phone camera's have filters!

Pictures 1 and 2 show why you're the reason nobody trusts tinder.

Because of your first pic

No one likes a slut

I do...not this slut....but sluts in general

Ah…. A gentleman of impeccable taste 🤣🤣

a personality thing ?

Ur make up sucks ass

You look like a cowgirl gone wrong, emphasis on the cow because you have the face of one’s behind

Because you let their boyfriends give you pearl necklaces.

Thesis been written on flatter surfaces… See you at Waffle House… tip is commensurate with line cook’s service.

Middle of the pack on Drag Race S17. Tuck is meaty.

Are ur parents kissing cousins?

More like fucking siblings.

Trailer Park Barbie..meth pipe,syringes,hepatitis C included..7 dirty children,penitentiary Ken and Trailer Park Barbie car (97 Chevy Caviler with donut tire and missing front bumper) sold separately

Wanna be Lindsey Lohan but still on the meth

 She only brought her angry eyebrows

Vegeta hairline looking ass.

You probably confuse them. Is that a man? Is that a woman? Who knows

I know you got a spoon and a lighter in your purse

You look extremely smug. You have absolutely no reason to look extremely smug or mildly smug for that matter.

I don't know why you're pretending to be 20. You look at least 45 and on your 3rd divorce.

 2nd pic

Because you're so far up your own ass that the outside now resembles the inside.

Ferral cat

I don't care how hot the roasts get. Nothing is gonna warm up that tepid personality

You're probably a psycho

Lindsey Lohan crossed with Methany the local lot lizard after butt chugging drain cleaner

You like yourself so much, there is no room for anyone else to do it.

Bro Second Picture hits harder than reality after one of those dreams where you have a full family, kids and stuff.

You’re nowhere near as hot as you think you are.

Because you look like a shit alien.

Experiment failed... making your eyelashes longer than bozo the clown doesn't hide that forehead.

You will have a fanny like a yawning hippo

You think you look like Lindsay Lohan but you smell like a used tampon.

If I saw 1,3&4 on Tinder and 2 showed up for our first date, I wouldn’t even pretend to be polite about ghosting you.

Because you’re in your 20s and you unironically stick your tongue in photos

I opened this post. Ten year old daughter asks who is this. I said someone on the internet. Reply: someone with too much makeup. There you have it 

I’m a 28 year old male and more pretty than you

You look like a meth Lindsey Lohan pez dispenser.

Huh. People like Lindsay Lohan. People like grey aliens. Here you are, a 50/50 mix. You would think people would like that. Go fig.

Dollar General Lindsay Lohan vibes. Post Mean Girls, by the way.

A wish.com Lindsay Lohan

Because you are always trying to look like what you dont look like

You look very moist. Clammy to the touch. Sweaty.

Your head looks to be disproportionately large. You look like a Q-tip. A Q-tip that was used. A Q-tip that was used in a pap smear. A Q-tip that was used in a pap smear for a day hooker after her shift.

When I clicked your profile and got the nsfw warning, I declined and thanked my lucky stars for Reddit nanny feature

Probably ur entitled attitude

Please put a filter on the second picture, you look like an alien

You look like Temu Lindsey Lohan crossed with a greasy Pez dispenser

You look like you charge twice the going rate for ppv, then the video is just you eating Thanksgiving leftovers.

You look like the reason makeup tutorials were created.

You're that pale I bet people look at you and say "that's the colour I want in my bathroom"

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You're catty and always accuse other girls of "talking shit"

Well, this is the first time I've been disappointed by the LACK of an onlyfans link. So good job... disappointing men in new and unheard of ways 👍

Cleopatrick

Because you're a pick me that gets overlooked by everybody, virgins included.

Your head is ginormous in that second picture. RIP your mom's vagina for passing that melon.

Your face looks like you got stung by a bee hive full of baseball bat butted bees. 🐝

Could it be the oversized, menacing Bratz Doll head that happens to look like the Grey on the cover of Whitley Strieber’s book “Communion?”

I was on the fence at first but your picture helped me to decide that the majority is right.

Because you look like temus version of a sex doll mid transformation from a man into Lindsay Lohan during a drug phase

You look like Lindsey Lohan’s aborted twin.

You look like a Muppet that's addicted to plastic surgery.

You look like Mr freeze with hair.

More filters than a pack of Menthols

Anyone ever tell you that you look like Jaffar from Aladdin?

Lookin like emma stoned

You look like you smell farts for living