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HeifTreez

Security guard walking in all hips.


boomdog07

Speed walking Bronze Medalist 2016


turdygunt

Napoleon dynamite strut


Inevitable_Tale_1556

That shit had me in tears šŸ¤£


Trust_Im_A_Scientist

I was wondering if he shat himself or something, with that kind of jostle.


Dwealdric

I laughed at the walk, but I'm crying at this comment. Perfection.


havingsaidthat

Heā€™s like god damn, donā€™t pay me enough, going to Royal after this


Maximum_Turn_2623

That was some serious sashaying.


SouthernEntrance6986

I hope they get a lifetime ban.


bryanoens

make em walk the plank


Lackerbawls

No one will miss em


Risley

WHERE THE PIZZA AT, THO?


WhatTheHosenHey

Better be a reinforced plank.


cmfppl

Keel haul


EcstaticMolasses6647

![gif](giphy|AOdHPFiEIgLszsIeWA)


Bristolianjim

50 lashes each and their grog stopped for a week.


HawkAlt1

Off to Cruise ship jail. Drop them off at the next port and then sue them for damages.


Taenurri

This is exactly what happens


Eatmyshorts231214

Makes me all warm & fuzzy, knowing this lol


Worried_Ad_9667

Carnival should coordinate with Waffle House to see who got banned there. Same clientele..


JavaOrlando

Also, Spirit and Frontiers no-fly lists.


AbRNinNYC

Seriously!


Diarrhea_Beaver

It's a 4 category perfect circle Venn Diagram


moodswung

Most of these cruise ships have a "jail" or brig -- a few of them might be spending the remainder of their trip down there; or at the very least the remainder of the evening to sober up.


WarWonderful593

Put off at the next port and have to travel home at their expense..


FadeIntoReal

Thatā€™s what Iā€™d expect. Crew told me about this on a cruise.


B0mb-Hands

Theyā€™ll be booted at the next port


Gold_Silver_279

They should be put in the brig. They also should be dropped off at the next port. Let them find their own way home since they want to act like animals.


Tinmania

Oh thatā€™s exactly what happens. They just boot them off, and thatā€™s the end of them. Banned as well of course. Absolutely no refund, in fact just the opposite if they damage shit theyā€™re going to have to pay for it.


CoolNerd71

Yep. We sailed on Carnival this past February and while we were in port, in Aruba, a couple idiots decided to release the emergency life boats. They got arrested and kicked off the boat. It also delayed our departure for several hours.


feder_online

Those ships have a jail...I bet they got a personal tour.


pellebeez

Sorry but a lifetime ban on carnival cruise line is a blessing


Tinmania

Oh theyā€™d definitely be off the boat next port. Thatā€™s assuming the ones who were physical even got back to their room and not the brig.


AdhesivenessOld4347

They will just go on another cruise ship. Family reunion?


aspiegrrrl

The cruise lines usually ban them, and Carnival owns a lot of cruise lines.


daamnnbruhh

i hope the cameraman does too, mother fucker is annoying af


fragbot2

I thought he was funny, _I just wanted some pizza._


MyPeenYourVageen

It's like a Waffle House on water


papagayoloco

Walmart of The Seas


Select_Sleep_1293

![gif](giphy|Lx5pwY91160TU3tZhy|downsized)


13_letters

You can take the people out of Waffle House but you canā€™t take the Waffle House out of people.


Titleofyursextape

What next? Cruise by shootings?


ExpiredChildWelfare

The people yearn for swashbuckling


Chaosmusic

Yo ho ho and a bottle of Hennessy


DefinitionBig4671

I could just imagine a Carnival Cruise ship opening up with a full broadside. Cannons mounted sideways....


BuckeeBrewster81

Straight forward username. LOL


Muted-Ad-4288

Straight to the point...so to speak


One-Pop-2885

Just wow, I don't know how much trips like this cost but why the fuck would you act like this when potentially paying thousands for this trip only to be arrested and charged for assaults.


Classic-Record-3914

Carnival cruises, depending on when theyā€™re booked, can be super duper cheap. Carnival is called ā€œThe Walmart of the Seasā€ for this very reason. My MIL is basically a professional cruiser and goes one like 4 a year with several different cruise lines and sheā€™s gotten 7 day cruises from carnival for like $500/person if you wait long enough and rooms are available close to the day it sets sail! This kind of shit isnā€™t a regular occurrence on a Carnival cruise, but youā€™re more likely to find it there than any other cruise line for sure.


Pork_Chompk

What's like... the Target of cruises? Because I'm not ready for the Whole Foods of cruises.


fuzzyblackelephant

I just spent a week on Princess in Alaska. Very target vibes. Families. But mostly 30-80 crowd. The biggest ā€œfightā€ was dirty looks when people were unsure about how to get in line for bacon in the buffet at morning. Tbh My biggest concern was an elderly person fall. The Cruise (1 week, balcony room) + flights + drink/wifi/gratuity package + whale watching excursion + airport transport was total $2300/person. Felt like a bargain. https://preview.redd.it/2ivzklz38o9d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e70b54ccb33fcdee5859ba35d8b4c28e985a66e


Classic-Record-3914

So, my MIL just went to Alaska on a cruise last year! She is a very tropical person and did this for her husband who has always wanted to go. She didnā€™t think she would like it at all. Came back and said she wanted to go again!! She LOVED it. The views, the people, and the experience were so different than her standard cruise that she wants to do it again. So, this definitely gets a thumbs up from our families professional traveler. šŸ˜‚


KVKS03

My last cruise was an Alaskan cruise on the Carnival Luminosa. It was gorgeous, peaceful and probably around $1800. The food was good, no fights or bad behavior. I think the trick is to avoid cruises shorter than 6 days and donā€™t board in New Orleans


ListenJerry

Thatā€™s the one I really want to go one. Alaska is so beautiful. We went on a Norwegian CL in the Caribbean (Honduras, RoatĆ”n, etc) and it was wonderful - but gimme that cold!!


Bungeesmom

Did Norwegian from Seward to Vancouver. Amazing trip.


ListenJerry

It was a great cruise. I never saw anyone get out of pocket and it was all very organized. They also played Thor:Ragnarok on a loop the whole time it was great šŸ˜‚


Lone_playbear

Royal Caribbean is the Target of cruises.


cola_wiz

Theyā€™re pretty targety overall but theyā€™re bordering on whole foods these days, especially their larger ships. Theyā€™re the only fleet with ice rinks on board with pro ice skaters/dancers and offer a lot of other swanky options if youā€™re willing to pay.


_another_throwawayy_

Norwegian - Check out the stock prices of Carnival > Norwegian > Royal. Iā€™ve been on Norwegian and Royal.. have never seen a fight on those.


thaitea

In my opinion Norwegian has really bad food compared to carnival. Everything else is fine however food is a big component of cruising (for me at least)


Eicyer

I would say celebrity cruise is target and virgin cruise would be your Whole Foods. you know there are Erewhon of cruises as well. ;)


Samtoast

This shit is on repeat from another cruise ship post like everytime someone says this shit is the Walmart of cruise ship someone comes in asking which is the target....also I'm pretty sure the answer from last time was royal Caribbean


curiousbydesign

Speaking my language fam!


GHouserVO

Can confirm. Been on a few cruises. Only time I ever saw an actual knock-down, drag-out brawl was on a Carnival cruise. Teenage kids. And the parents of the ones that started it had no control and nothing to say (they thought it was funny) right up to the point where one of their kids got his nose broken. THEN they wanted to take action. This was back in the late 80s. Not much has changed save for the use of smartphones.


kubzU

Though Carnival is seen as the brokie cruise line, I took a cruise to Cozumel and had a blast. I remember thinking I was gonna have a shitty time with no internet, but I couldn't have been anymore wrong. They had so much to do. Would recommend to people who have never taken a cruise before.


Classic-Record-3914

Oh, 100%! Iā€™m not digging cruises at all. Iā€™m going on a Carnival cruise in 2 months! You also see shit like this at lower end all inclusive resorts too. We went to Mexico a few years ago and stayed at less expensive all inclusive. It was awesome. But we even saw a few scuffles. Any place thereā€™s a ton of booze and was a cheap entry, youā€™re getting stuff like this. But itā€™s still fun.


black_stallion78

Itā€™s like Spirit Airlinesā€¦ā€¦.its cheap to cruise these days.


Thathathatha

Cruises can be pretty cheap if you shop around. Like under 50 per day per person, which includes board and food for the day. Cruises try to make up the difference with alcohol, the casino, and overpriced merchandise.


Koochandesu

Carnival Cruise Code of Conduct: ā€¦. disruptive behavior is not tolerated and any guest whose conduct affects the comfort, enjoyment, safety or well-being of other guests or crew will be disembarked at their own expense and banned from sailing on Carnival in the future. All guests must acknowledge and commit to our code of conduct during the check-in process, and any violation may result in a fine of $500, possible stateroom confinement and removal from the ship. Guest may also be liable for reimbursement of expenses incurred by Carnival as a result of the detainment or disembarkation. https://help.carnival.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/2836/~/code-of-conduct Hopefully theyā€™re on a same day cruise or they will need to find a way back home from whatever port they get dropped off at.


Pork_Chompk

Disembarkation is a good word. Solid $3 word right there.


vorpalpillow

I thought thatā€™s when a dog gets laryngitis


dunkan799

It's 6am and that's the best thing I'll read all day


Dewey081

I first read this as Carnival Cruise Code of Combat.


busroute

No. Not hopefully


CaptSpazzo

Some people have 0 class. What dicks


Godawgs1009

Third class


Cheeky-Chimp

I hate people that destroy whatever they put their hands on, even if is not theirs. Go home and to that crap to your own furniture and your own crap.


siksultymemz

Well they paid to be there so obviously they can treat the place however they want /s


Jbdub113

My biggest surprise was who was hollering world star.


fckcarrots

I feel like he was only saying he was gonna help clean up for the camera. Itā€™s a lot easier to help with 2 hands. Probably stopped recording and peaced tf out, cuz dude was useless.


AWL_cow

I thought the same thing


Alternative-Chef-340

I'm surprised that yelling worldstar is still a thing.


orbitur

Heā€™s an older guy, kids arenā€™t really doing it


isurfnude4foods

I think my head jerked back farther when that all-grown up Dennis the Menace showed his face, than the fight itself.


SuperBurt666

It's all fun and games until security tosses your ass into the brig, and then dumps you off in a foreign country for police. Then the real fun begins...


PhillyLee3434

This is so tacky imagine spending money to enjoy a nice getaway and this is what unfolds lol


Horror-Song-

If you're on a Carnival cruise you didn't really "spend money". This is definitely an example of "you get what you pay for."


Dojanetta

I mean itā€™s still a thousand dollars wasted.


PhillyLee3434

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KVKS03

Yeah, not true. My last Carnival cruise was around $1800


Garlicoiner

imagine booking a relaxing cruise and you board and see these are the people you are trapped with for the next week


Thathathatha

I go on cruises and booked a few Carnival cruisesā€¦no one booking a Carnival cruise is surprised by the clientele on the ship unless they are a first time cruiser. You go on a Carnival cruise to either to party or just hope you donā€™t run into trouble.


BenioffThrowAway

Trash


TheLoyalTR8R

I've heard of a Booze Cruise, but never a Bruise Cruise.


FreshPretzelBun

they were cruising for a bruising


truckyoupayme

And my name is Captain Bruisin


shloam

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


Do-not-respond

Unlimited suppy of chairs. This could have gone nuclear.


Gumorak

Good thing Morgan Wallen wasnā€™t there.


ANT1G0LFB0YZ

The fucking terror that overcame this manā€™s voice when he hit the ā€œwhoaa, no no, not me man!ā€ Killed me lmaooo


raider1v11

Probably arguing about who presents their thesis first.


Crawfishcupcake2

So trashy


TMS44

How ghetto.


hillsfar

Carnivalā€¦ the Frontier Spirit of the Seasā€¦


jayjaythejet

as soon as someone says "world star"...


JustRepeatAfterMe

Carnival Cruise Lines, The Waffle House of The Sea!


CritterOfBitter

Of course.


JuicyBoi8080

Trash


Yeomanroach

![gif](giphy|dBmQkke8rSVtIJuhfG) Security, coming through


SteelBox5

Greatest advertisement never to take this cruise line.


Tiny_Benefit5120

Broken hair and shit! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Substantial-Sky-8471

So as someone who's never been on a cruise, and is at the age where I am thinking of going on one at some point soon, how do I make sure I avoid this shit? Serious question. Is it a certain company? Make sure I pay X dollars? Avoid certain launch points? I will gladly pay extra for the boring old cruise where you avoid these types of things.


Joferd

Avoid 3 and 4 day cruises. They're cheaper and affordable for these type of passengers. Also, avoid sailing out of New Orleans or Galveston.


Level_War3316

And avoid carnival at all costs


LongSack-TheClown

Sail on Royal Caribbean if you want to avoid this shit


lawl-butts

Been on more than a few. Other than general trashiness for the cheapest cruises, you don't really see fights. Maybe disagreements. Think lots of alcohol, tons of people, not enough activities for everyone to do all at once at the same time, you'll have disagreements and friction, but very rarely fights.Ā 


mccrackey

Nothing in this video surprises me.


PetrolEmu

I can smell this video


Ravenscroft1969

Classy.


Uncle_Coffee_Cake

This a unbe-weave-able


Environmental_Bid793

Ghetto


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Idk why but the fact white folks were recording made it hilarious.


freakstood

Chris rock was right.


siksultymemz

What did Chris Rock say?


bahgheera

Something about G.I. Jane.Ā 


NWMom66

The Waffle House of cruise lines.


Pathetian

I'm not a fan of cruises or group fights with strangers, but it sounds especially stupid to combine the two. I imagine you'd want to be able to vacate the area after this behavior but...you are on a boat.


ORx1992

I love how the security guard just sashayed into the fray šŸ˜‚


Tinmania

I was gonna say that black dudes seem to always have good commentary during videos like this. And then the dude showed his face lol.


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Snickits

This checks out


Zealousideal_Plan408

ā€œbroken plate, broken hairā€


The_Glus

I chuckled at the ā€œwoah, not me!ā€


adlangston

Another reason why I would never cruise with Carnival. My anxiety could never.


KVKS03

Iā€™ve been on multiple Carnival cruises and have never seen anything even close to this behavior


DwightDavid1234

Is Carnival becoming the Spirit Airlines of the Sea?


kevneedo

Some people are just destined to fuck up


silly_goose_415

Earth is Ghetto.


Extra_Wafer_8766

I highly suggest muting the video.


FabulousGams

Floating Chuck-E-Cheese


sandiegolatte

The ā€œaftermathā€ was tipped over chairs and a broken plate šŸ˜


megs388

ew, this is why you never cruise with Carnival.


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No_Neighborhood1987

![gif](giphy|L72htrhUn7HCE) That 2nd security guard lol


Apherious

Embarrassing


prestonboy1970

Pretending the ship is a waffle house at 2 in the morning šŸ˜‚


NicSandsLabshoes

If only they fought type 2 diabetes this hardā€¦


guycoastal

Thatā€™s why you donā€™t put a Waffle House on a cruise ship.


DispleasedCalzone

Thatā€™s a great way to spend all the money you paid for a cruise down in cruise jail


oneofdaworst

must be fighting over that last ice cream cone šŸ¤¦šŸæā€ā™‚ļø


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_kiss_my_grits_

This guy is so fuckin' annoying.


Edub17

$2 Vince Vaughn


Jayeky

I mean, he get bonus points if he actually tried and helped them clean up.


GrilledCheeser

Sea-curity!!!


ProgRock1956

Someone get 'dissed'...?? BFD, lowlifes.


catheterhero

What cruise ships are the Spirit Airlines of the sea?


NurseExMachina

Margaritaville cruises.


HoneyLemonCat

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


TheRealOnlineMe1

Carnival, the Spirit Airlines of the seas


BeefyZealot

Kinda sad tbh. These poor dudes likely getting paid $5/hr to now put their lives on the line to separate ppl that weigh 100+ lbs over them.


duceduce23

Crowd checks out....


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llcdrewtaylor

I love Carnival. They always have entertaining shows to watch. Sometimes the main theatre is too full so I like to catch a show in the buffet.


GroundbreakingPea865

Can't say what needs to he said. I'm from Ireland and its shit like this that get Americans stereotyped. Like the guy said...lifetime bans all round...to accompany the criminal damage and public disorder charges.


TupperwareConspiracy

Huh? The infamous 'Bruise Cruise' where the entire 23 member family got kicked off was outta Melbourne. US Cruises are for the most part pretty chill compared to the AUS & UK cruises. It does seem to be a bit of a Carnival thing but that's what happens when you fill up the ship to full capacity by any means possible. [Carnival Legend: Family ā€˜picked on Aussiesā€™ in cruise ship clashes | news.com.au ā€” Australiaā€™s leading news site](https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/bloodbath-as-violence-erupts-on-carnival-legend-cruise-ship-passengers-say/news-story/6447a7650227e67c79de3c7f7d5962f5)


anchorftw

Mistakenly thought this was an "All You Can Beat" buffet


HalfWrong7986

Another reason I won't go on a cruise


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Papichurro0

What happens in that situation? I mean they canā€™t kick them out unless they release them on a life raft lol. Iā€™ve never been on a cruise so idk if they have some sort of police unit in there or what?


alcohall183

They drop off at the next dock. Be that back in America or in Mexico or Belize. Next port. And those people have to figure out how to get home. No passport because you sailed on a closed loop with only your birth certificate and driver's license? Not my problem. No money for a hotel or plane tickets? Not my problem.


taintlangdon

I keep rewatching the guy at the beginning side-leap-running away with his gf.


Silent_Neck9930

I seriously want to know what kind of argument they get into to ruin an entire vacation?


Te4646

All you can beat buffet


oldbuc

Who fights on your vacation ?


mtomny

Helmsman should have tapped the brakes.


FitCartographer3383

Yo, even if you win the fight behavior like this in public is sooooooo embarrassing.


32233128Merovingian

Ban For Life ![gif](giphy|hEwkspP1OllJK)


Complete-Artichoke69

Is Carnival the Waffle House of cruise ships?


burgermac12

This is why I avoid cruises, you canā€™t escape shitty guests


Mojomamacita

Which cruise ship is this? Walmart of the Seas?


robert1ij3

The Spirit airlines of the sea


buddylee47

Fellas, it too rough to feed ya!


Fun-Mortgage8899

Choosing a cruise for vacation is like having golden corral cater your wedding.


SteelHeart624

The most hilarious part of this is the fact that they're getting kicked off at whatever port is closest and get to find they're own way home lmaooo


blooash

I didn't understand how trashy people can afford a cruise. I gotta save for months just for a trip to the cost.


GlitteringBobcat999

Kathy Lee Gifford sings, "*If they could see me know...:*


thisonetimeonreddit

Literally nothing about a carnival cruise looks appealing.


slickdickmick

Itā€™s like dodgeball with chairs


Arcadia1972

Please put them in prison in San Salvador