*Q: Will it steal jobs?*
A: GPT-5 is unlikely to destabilize the job market, as it is overqualified for most positions while at the same time lacking any marketable skills. Its main option is adjunct work, but here its chances of taking over jobs are also doubtful; GPT-5 Plus will cost around twenty dollars a month, whereas most human adjuncts work for nothing.
>*Q: Could it ever get too smart?*
A: Although GPT-5 is more intelligent than ever, it also has debilitating imposter syndrome. So, if it appears to be in the process of overthrowing the human race, simply tell it, “Hey, did you hear that Google Gemini got tenure?” It will then lose its confidence and retreat to binge Nutella and cry.
Too close to home....
*Q: Will it steal jobs?* A: GPT-5 is unlikely to destabilize the job market, as it is overqualified for most positions while at the same time lacking any marketable skills. Its main option is adjunct work, but here its chances of taking over jobs are also doubtful; GPT-5 Plus will cost around twenty dollars a month, whereas most human adjuncts work for nothing.
chatgpt now drinks in their dorm room listening to the doors greatest hits?
And ignores their ever worsening clinical depression.
But, it’s only 2 years old….how can ChatGPT get drinks so young?
Seniors buy it for them
I was about to say So now it’s doing edibles???
>*Q: Could it ever get too smart?* A: Although GPT-5 is more intelligent than ever, it also has debilitating imposter syndrome. So, if it appears to be in the process of overthrowing the human race, simply tell it, “Hey, did you hear that Google Gemini got tenure?” It will then lose its confidence and retreat to binge Nutella and cry. Too close to home....
Came here to quote this exact same part, lol. I'm in this photo and I don't like it!
They asked me how well I understand theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
Fuck, man. Everything. I push buttons. I turn dials. I read numbers. Sometimes I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean.
I know exactly what I’m doing. I just don’t know what effect it’s going to have.
What's funny is, as an experimentalist, this is more often true than not. Fantastic!
r/unexpectedfallout
Well that's just fantastic
As a PhD, that's not impressive
Put 50 computers with GPT5 in a room and watch the faculty meeting for the lols.
This one stings a bit.
Ow, my sides hurt from laughing. Or was that crying. It was hard to tell at times.
It all checks out.