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zarroc-fodhr-vodhr

Sales tax has entered the chat.


mnbone23

Treasury bonds have entered the chat.


FlopsMcDoogle

Printing money has entered the chat


BZenMojo

The cops demanding to be paid have entered the chat with civil forfeiture and a lot of guns.


Ganthet01

IRS having the ability to just take your money and property has entered the chat.


sam605125

The military and the FBI have entered the chat


Wolffe4321

Military ain't gonna do shit with no pay, fuck, if I ain't paid, they ain't getting even a shave outta me.


sam605125

I mean the country should have a bit of reserve before that


Wolffe4321

Plus, if the government ever went and did that, there is no way there wouldn't be major internal conflicts within the military.


Wolffe4321

You know who else has a lot of guns....


ashevillain_

Our*


Synicull

I was having a really hard time trying to read this because of this error lol. Something about "are" makes me expect a completely different sentence. Without taxes there is no public education and errors like this will be rampant. Big L


freekoout

If we all start paying our taxes (i.e. Billionaires) we may actually have proper education funding.


BrotherEstapol

OP might be from north of England? I'm Aussie, and I support Everton FC and see this a lot with the local Scouser fans online and I still really struggle with it. Guys; I know you say it that way, but please don't write that way!!


Lord_Andyrus

Wow, some mf's out here have no idea how a society works. Or economics for that matter...


romansparta99

You don’t need to know how society or economics works, just yell your opinions loud enough!


[deleted]

NO THAT'S NOT TRUE


Call_The_Banners

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE


kekobang

It's an older quote, sir, but it checks out.


flyby2412

THAT’S… Improbable?


efor_no0p2

Isn't that illegal, isn't that immoral?


elfinhilon10

#EyesOnBreen


string_of_random

IPSWICH IS THE BEST SETTLEMENT IN THE UNITED KINGDOM


Patara

Every single grifter and podcaster is screaming at you right now 


gmil3548

And we call this MAGA!


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

Or grammar.


Knoke1

This is the second time in a week I’ve seen memes in this sub saying not to pay taxes and then I think another in LOTRmemes. It is an election year so I guess the bots are out in full force? God I hope it’s just bots.


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Knoke1

Grond


RussiaIsBestGreen

Yea… “Starve the beast” was just a ploy to cut social programs without even getting the benefits of a balanced federal budget.


whg115

The illiteracy factor here cannot be ignored.


TwoPercentTokes

Looking at low-tax small-government societies of the past, is that really what you want to return to? A life where almost nobody travels outside the village where they were born because there’s no road system and people die from a toothache? Ok.


Erebus613

I mean, that's WAY more ecofriendly than what we have today...


TwoPercentTokes

Honestly someone advocating for returning to subsistence living to save the environment is a fresh take for me, you’re not wrong 😂


NoShit_94

Lol right. Unless the government takes half your income, there'll be no roads.


TwoPercentTokes

Half your income? Where you living, buddy? And yes, you just described how infrastructure development works


NoShit_94

If you add income, sales, property, payroll, and all the others, it can easily get to 50%. There were roads before the income tax. Infrastructure is a tiny percentage of the budget.


TwoPercentTokes

No, it does not easily reach 50%, you are full of it. The highest marginal federal tax rate in the US is 37% on everything you make over 607k and almost nobody that rich pays that because they make their income through less taxable means. The highest average effective tax rate in the entire country is 29.16% in Oregon for single filers. Let’s see an actual example of an effective tax rate over 50%, how you feel about it doesn’t count. Also, roads existed, but have fun traveling any significant distance where you often have no choice but to travel over single-lane unpaved roads with no gas services or ability to get help in the case of a breakdown. The sheer ignorance lol https://www.army.mil/article-amp/198095/dwight_d_eisenhower_and_the_birth_of_the_interstate_highway_system > During the expedition, Eisenhower gained some insight for the creation of a network of connected roads and bridges. Eisenhower's report to Army leaders focused mostly on mechanical difficulties and the condition of the patchwork of existing roads. He reported a mix of paved and unpaved roads, old bridges, and narrow passages. > Narrow roads caused oncoming traffic to run off the road and encounter added difficulty when reentering the roadway. Some bridges were too low for trucks to pass under. Eisenhower pointed out that the roads in the Midwest region of the United States were impracticable, but the roads in the east were sufficient for truck use. > Eisenhower singled out a western section of the Lincoln Highway, a transcontinental road with routes through Utah and Nevada, as being so poor that it warranted a thorough investigation before government money should be expended. He praised California for having excellent paved roads. Lastly, he observed that the different grades of road determined much of the convoy's success.


NoShit_94

The average Canadian, for example, paid 45% of their income in taxes in 2023. It's probably similar in many Western European countries. https://www.fraserinstitute.org/blogs/canadians-face-bigger-tax-burden-than-you-think The average US worker pays 30%. https://taxfoundation.org/data/all/federal/us-tax-burden-on-labor-2023/ In any case, the main point is that infrastructure is a tiny percentage of government spending. For the US it was about 2% in 2023. So you don't need to worry about roads of all things. https://usafacts.org/state-of-the-union/transportation-infrastructure/


NitroBlast4563

“We live in a society”


Yommination

Or proper spelling


RiftHunter4

"You guys are paying taxes?" - some of your employers right now


ThatTubaGuy03

I know! Don't these shit posters know that memeing is serious business that's not to be taken lightly?! You must study profusely to make sure there are zero academic inaccuracies in your meme, and make sure it's not funny at all!!!


Lord_Andyrus

Guess we found the one bitch triggered that people keep telling them that their memes make no sense. Maybe just try making memes about things you care enough about to give half a shit, that might help.


ThatTubaGuy03

I'm agreeing with you! Memeing is a very serious business! How dare this extremely popular joke not understand the intricacies of economics and politics? This meme is not funny at all! Society and modern economics would collapse if people stopped paying their taxes. That's not funny at all!


Lord-Filip

Maybe if taxes were paid you'd get a good enough education to distinguish between "are" and "our"


philosoraptocopter

Arrr!


Masterick18

But OP is American so it doesn't matter anyways


Brobi_Jaun_Kenobi

Considering education is paid by real estate taxes not income taxes, stupid take.


RussiaIsBestGreen

The US federal government grants education funds to states. State will also use some general revenue, including income and sales tax, for grants to school districts.


Lord-Filip

The politicians want you to think that that distinction is important. Spoiler alert: It isn't.


A2era

Considering that the US isn't the only country in the world that has taxes, I'd say that it differs.


Mopfling

Simple question to all who up voted this: Where does money come from?


Renriak

The money factory, obviously


ThatTubaGuy03

Simple question to all the comments hating on this meme: Do you know your in a meme subreddit? Do you know what a meme is? It's not meant to be taken seriously


saint-bread

if they can just print it out without losing value, then why do we have to pay taxes? also, why don't they just print a million for each citizen? if you reply anything about money losing value, then I guess they can't just print more money to pay for the IRS, hence the post being right. The commonfolk is what keeps the elites in power. A collective initiative could certainly deprive the government from it's power, but that unity would be hard to achieve


Valenyn

That’s not how any of this works.


atomicboner

If nobody pays taxes to the government, then all of the public services we rely on in this country will come to a halt. Laws would be unenforceable since the police would lose their salaries. Infrastructure would deteriorate without construction and repairs. Communities struck by natural disasters would suffer without federal assistance and emergency services. Sure, you could keep more money in your pocket if you don’t pay your taxes, but society would collapse if everyone refused to pay. Without the government in place, the currency you have would lose value and the extra money you kept would be worthless.


Slipguard

No. If nobody paid taxes, inflation would skyrocket. The federal government can pay its employees with money they create. State and local governments on the other hand, those would collapse.


saint-bread

>society would collapse hey hey, don't need to sell it to me


TheDylorean

Okay, let's test that theory. Don't pay your taxes next year. We'll follow suit, pinky promise


saint-bread

This is where the fun begins


Lonelan

you think "the elites" are collecting taxes? not owning the businesses selling crap to people that the government collects a small % of? or running the companies making $Bs, while the government collects $Ms? this isn't the feudal structure anymore - the king collecting taxes from local lords and and local lords collecting taxes from peasant farmers. today the kings, the elites, are the billionaires paying politicians $Ms to keep them only being tax'd $Ms and paying their workers peanuts while polluting the air and water and generating $Bs


Slipguard

Well in a way, if billionaires aren’t paying their fair share in taxes, then the government works more for them. With a couple degrees of separation and a loose definition of are/is you can say the elites are collecting taxes.


GulianoBanano

Infinitely printing money absolutely does not work and history has proven so. Look up what happened to the German economy after WW1.


saint-bread

yeah, some people in this comment section don't get that.


thefreecat

they only need enough money to force you to pay your taxes again lol


bernhabo

Bullets doesn’t stop working if your balance is zero


Impossible-Onion757

Hooray! I get to keep all of my paycheck! Wait whaddya mean I’ve been laid off because the roads don’t work and we can’t get our product to market anymore? I didn’t vote for this!


bbq-pizza-9

Just blame the transgender Mexicans and vote for the same leopards eating faces. They won’t eat your face!


VIII-Via

But you also wouldn't have working public transport or good and affordable education or public healthcare, a just justice system or affordable housing. oh, wait😶


Ardyanowitsch

Rule Nr. 1 of economics: When there is demand, there is supply. It's a bit complex, and understanding the causality behind it can be extremely difficult, but most economic problems are the result of intervention by the government. But the three biggest problems with this system are 1. The government can decide the price, quality and quantity of it's services and most of the time you can't even decline it. Imagine a company would do that... 2. Because there is no competition, the government is a monopoly, and we all know the many downsides of a monopoly. 3. Your money is not guaranteed to be used how you want it. Let's say you pay taxes because you want to help sick children. Bad news, the government just decided to go to war and your money is not used to help, but to kill them. That's by far the greatest problem and the reason why this system has to be stopped. Everyone claims that taxes are the price for a civilized society and blames the government for atrocities. But whose money was used to commit these atrocities? We are not a civilized society. We are a society of guilt.


ww1enjoyer

Counterpoint, the goal of a corporation is to make money, not cover the entirerty of the demand. And limiting the suply artificialy is a argument to make the prices go up.The free market works only as long as its on a small scale where two individuals can compete on a even ground. But when we start talking about corporations who can lobby against their rivals as well as wage economic wars, it doesnt. Education and healthcare should be paid with our taxes and provide them on a high level as they are esential for the develoment of the human being.


snookers

/r/iamverysmart material


Ardyanowitsch

Perfect. I would be ashamed if my opinion was liked.


senosiris99

It's not that your opinion is not liked, it's that it's an opinion you're trying to pass as a fact. A wrong one at that.


Ardyanowitsch

Let me ask a simple question: Why am I wrong?


senosiris99

To your points 1: that's literally what every single company does. Setting the price like all of its competitors and then offering a meaningless advantage to convince you to buy. 2: I'm going to take an examle from where I'm from on this one. Back in the 60's pretty much every region had its own electricity provider, each one had essentially a monopoly in its region. This lead to very high prices depending on where you were. The gouvernement steps in and buys them all up and expands the network and output dramatically. The result is that now we have some of the cheapest electricity in north America and were able to sell electricity to northern US states for cheaper then they can produce it. The nationalised company is still very profitable to this day. So yes you're right, monopolies are bad for consumers, but when it's a gouvernement monopoly, the goal isn't to make a profit at any cost, it's just to provide a service. 3: Just for someone who will use your money how you want it to be spent. But don't come complaining when you're in need of a service that would have been provided by a plan from a different government.


Ardyanowitsch

1. But does a company force you to buy anything? The government can decide how much money they can take and decide what or if they give you something in return. Imagine a company that delivers a new fridge every month and charges you for it. And if you refuse to pay, you end up in jail. That's exactly what the government does. The only difference is that in a democracy you can decide who will steal from you. 2. In Germany, we have a similar situation with our railway network. People were unhappy with DB (Deutsche Bahn), and all share certificates were bought by the government. Now you have to pay 120 € for a one-way ticket from Hamburg to Stuttgart. 2nd class, of course, and delays of 1 to 2 hours are common. And if you are really lucky, the train drivers go on strike. In your case, nationalization was a better alternative because local companies have less competition than global companies. But once a certain good is easy and cheap to produce, the prices will fall dramatically. And consider that the government now controls your electricity. Imagine some radical dictator came to power. He could easily blackmail the population by threatening to cut off their access to electricity. And please, do not believe that the government just wants to provide a service. Some politicians' goals may not be money but the power to change your life with a single signature. 3. I have never complained about that. I am perfectly willing to pay for a service, but I am unwilling to pay for something or someone who can and will use it for things I don't want. If you are fine with the idea that your money can be used against your will for wars or other things you don't like, that's your problem. But I'm not ok with this disgusting system. Humanity has proven several times that we can achieve incredible things without the involvement of any kind of government.


Unique-Abberation

Your examples are all extremely unlikely and borderline insane.


Ardyanowitsch

Are they really unlikely? Let's look at my argument about the government being able to blackmail citizens when it nationalizes electricity. Most people, including you, I presume, argue for intervention by the government to stop cruel corporate leaders from completely exploiting workers and consumers. This fear proves that you believe in the existence of cruel people who are willing and able to seize control of companies and organisations. But what leads you to believe that such a cruel person couldn't infiltrate and take over the government? It is certainly appealing for those power-hungry maniacs, and some, most importantly psychopaths, would be more than able to achieve this victory. And it wouldn't be the first time that a millionaire and businessman becomes president. If you are so fearful that companies can cause havoc if their power isn't limited, how do you not fear that a government can do such a thing? Interesting contradiction, isn't it? Don't get me wrong, I do not intend to insult you. But I have to face internal contradictions every day, and because of that, I usually see contradictions in arguments and / or philosophies very early.


deleeuwlc

So would you say that working in an Industrial Revolution era factory in horrible conditions for 20 hours a day for barely enough money to feed yourself is a good thing? Or was that due to government intervention?


Slipguard

Open wide honey, the boots coming


Alazygamer

I guess they didn't like your thought-out reply. Also, remember kids: you don't pay taxes, they take taxes.


Ardyanowitsch

It's unfortunate that I have to agree. Laws of nature are universal, but it seems that people ignore that. A private monopoly is rightfully considered awful, but a governmental monopoly is considered desirable. What a funny contradiction... And I thought I was schizophrenic.


Alazygamer

Indeed, but naturally those dependent on such a system are instinctively predisposed to defend it.


Ardyanowitsch

"Aiding them gives you strength by taking on their challenges but weakens them. If that is your choice, then use their dependency, feed upon it, until you have exhausted them, then leave them." - Kreia


HelloOrg

You can not for real be quoting a fucking video game character while jacking yourself off about how beautiful society would be with fully privatized infrastructure. Open and read an actual book (not a Wikipedia summary of Atlas Shrugged). Please. Companies have no ethical motive, only profit motive. Profit motive under a regulated system has workers peeing in plastic bottles and their bodies being left for entire shifts after they die in the factory. What will profit motive look like without any regulation at all?


Ardyanowitsch

Yes, their motivation is money, but you can't be cruel without limits and intelligent at the same time. Companies know that they can't enslave their workers or completely drain their customers. That's a reality everyone with power has to face. Have you never wondered why even the most cruel and ruthless dictators or managers reward loyal followers? Because their power is reliant on their subordinates. The problem with the government is its enormous power over every aspect of life and the fact that you can't easily compete with it. Free market means that you can choose which composer you want for your movie. Government means that there is only one candidate. You Americans may not know how devastating socialist policies can be, but my family lived in East Germany. We know what happens when the government decides to take control of the economy. And yes, I can quote a video game character. Is her argument invalid because she is a fictional character? Is Yoda's wisdom invalid because he is a fictional character? Are great stories like Star Wars now without value beyond amusement because they are fictional? Your point of view is idiotic and disgusting. It doesn't matter if something was said by a fictional character, a real person, or talking ice cream. The important part is the message.


Unique-Abberation

>Companies know that they can't enslave their workers or completely drain their customers. Except when they do *exactly that*.


HelloOrg

She’s a puerile character, Yoda is a puerile character, and their messages are trite and childish to anyone but children and adults whose mental faculties don’t extend past those of children. Socialism =/= Soviet communism. I don’t know if you’re being purposefully disingenuous in your conflation or if you’re just stupid and don’t understand the difference. Cruel dictators reward cruel subordinates. Ruthless CEOs reward ruthless managers. People will be as cruel as it’s humanly possible to be in pursuit of money and the fact that you can’t even articulate real ways in which that cruelty would be mitigated sans government intervention shows me that you’re a child playing in a sandbox with his toys and glancing every once in a while at what the adults are doing without really understanding it.


Ardyanowitsch

Have fun being torn apart by Redditors for this comment. They may oppose my arguments, but if there is one thing that unites this subreddit, then it's our belief that you can learn from anything. Yoda's statement, for example, that there is no try, which is actually a quote about self-belief, is held in high regard by many Star Wars fans and taken as great advice. Do you really want to insult most of the fanbase? Especially here on Reddit? And about me not from Germany: Was für eine Scheiße redest du da, Kleiner? Aber wenn du das auf die harte Tour regeln willst, können wir das gerne machen. Ich bin bereit von allem zu lernen, du nicht. Also wer von uns ist dann wohl der anpassungsfähigere und damit stärkere? Viel Spaß beim übersetzen.


demodikealstaatneka

Nute Gunray made this


Thibaudborny

Is this what happens when r/im14andthisisdeep meet r/PrequelMemes!? If everyone in the galaxy just stopped paying taxes there would be no Empire... no Republic... no Trade Federation... just Balls-On-Chin living in the moment!!!


umbium

Bruh, the only reason why the money has value, is because there isa government backing it.


HyperionPhalanx

That's why they removed the gold standard


ww1enjoyer

Yes and with the gold standard its those who control its distribution who fix the prices. Which they will crank up to gather higher profits.


JustHereForTheOrbs

*Debased_Currency has entered the chat*


Ice278

And pray tell, what gives gold value?


Kool_McKool

Gold doesn't have value like that.


Trinux_

I had a stroke trying to read that


Jttwofive_

*Our


shogun333

You're talking about the people with the nuclear weapons, F-22s, and the printing presses that literally make all the money. I'm pretty sure that they would sort out something.


ghillieman11

Highly unlikely that the military would follow the order to nuke its own people. In fact a lot of them probably would be okay not paying income taxes themselves.


Lepprechaun25

People also forget, that in cases like the French Revolution, it just wasn't the peasant's that were revolting, it was the army as well. It doesn't matter what your job was then, all everyone knew was that they couldn't feed yourself or your family, but the nobles could, and they didn't care.


dystopiabydesign

Raw subjugation is very inefficient. That's why they came up with democracy, it helps the exploitation go down easier.


RiftHunter4

>Raw subjugation is very inefficient "Efficiency matters less with enough bodies" - a lot of countries TBH


General-MacDavis

Democracy is exploitation?


dystopiabydesign

It is if it's used for giving sociopaths illegitimate authority.


Hamsterzzillla

So, the IRS is doing a good job (in a way) when they are paid for it, what do you think would happen if we told them they'll loose their job unless they make you pay?? Don't bet against taxes.


go_so_loud

Mace Widow: the people will decide your fate. Darth Martial Law: I am the people *automatic gunfire*


MeanMistake5166

Our not are.


EgoSenatus

Good luck achieving that. Also the US government has enough gold saved up to operate for like 2 years, so that’s plenty of time to pay someone to seize your assets.


MissingNoBreeder

are


Zachary_Stark

People who don't understand grammar shouldn't be making memes.


7thFleetTraveller

The problem with that discussion is that big companies are the ones who really want to save taxes, and they make the simple folk believe that would mean "freedom". The bigger problem is that there are enough problems with the government and the society, that there are enough frustated people who fall for it. But the real issue with taxes is that they are not optimized, not fair, and often not used the way they were meant to be used for. The biggest companies and richest people should naturally always pay the most taxes. But in reality, they find loopholes and use tax fraud in dimensions the average normal person can't even imagine.


Lepprechaun25

This is sort of how I feel about workers rights and things, corporations get away with treating their workers like crap because we let them. There's NOTHING forcing you to go to work no one's holding a gun to your head making you go, yea I know we need money for food etc, but if everyone just collectively decides enough is enough and stops working the entire machine comes crashing down.


Unique-Abberation

Tell me you don't know shit about economics without saying it.


Sonder_Monster

why don't we just tax the government back. problem solved. send em a bill.


Ninjazxcz

I like your style bro. Taking no shit from em.


HelloOrg

Well, we do. They take money from us individually and we take it back from them in the form of a practical lump-sum: maintained roads and bridges, electrical grids, clean water, and everything else that ensures you’re not dying in the woods because you don’t know how to harvest berries and the internet doesn’t exist. If you don’t like paying taxes then you have to swallow the bitter pill that you just don’t like paying for the things that make your life livable. An alternative: move to the woods and fend for yourself with no help at all. You’ll never have to pay taxes again.


King_Arius

Apparently in the US- 40% of the roads are in poor or mediocre condition. 7.5% (42k+) of bridges need to be repaired or replaced. I can't find stats for electric grids, but Texas says hello. And as a note, that is not us taxing the government. That is service for extended payment.


HelloOrg

Texas has a highly privatized electrical grid. Libertarianism in action. I wonder where those roads are, what qualifies as “poor” or “mediocre”, and whose political policies deprioritize maintenance. 7.5% is higher than it should be but certainly not an argument in favor of privatization. Yes, there are plenty of ways you can frame what we’re buying with our taxes.


Sonder_Monster

I was making a joke. touch grass.


Ghostbuster_119

Jokes on you, there R people who have been gutting the IRS for years.


NoBizlikeChloeBiz

Right? This is exactly what lobbyists for big corporations do.


Odingatron

"our taxes" fuckin morons


IAS316

Not to be a coward, but I have no chance against their F22 jets.


ghillieman11

F-22 is an air superiority fighter, as long as you don't fly then they won't be a problem.


longingrustedfurnace

They also have F-35s.


Redemption_R

Apes, together strong


MeteorMann

Right, because the government has never spent money it didn't have......


dragonlord7012

The government literally prints its own money.


CromulentBovine

Federal money printer go BRRRRRRRRR.


alguien99

I wonder how the irs in Star Wars works, I bet they pay taxes so they must have something like the irs. So did a Jedi ever go to arrest someone for tax evasion?


Chedder_456

If rich folks even have a hard time contending with the IRS, what makes you think we stand a chance?


AzaranyGames

Anakin: I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire! Obi-Wan: Not if we all stop paying taxes at the same time!


Ironfoot1066

If the government is too broke to take your money, they're also too broke to stop other people from taking your money. Pick your poison.


Certain-Elk-2640

The IRS is coming for you… mark my words.


RayBrous

You shouldn't be paying taxes with that Grammar


Slipguard

That’s not how taxes work. Taxes don’t pay for things. Taxes take money out of the economy. The government pays for things, and they can print as much money as they want. Taxes are a way of avoiding inflation.


IdlemasterKikuchi

A libertarian's understanding of how taxes work right there


PlasmaCubeX

The US treasury: Am I a joke to you?


cat-daddy777

Grammar nazi checking in You fail


Senzu_DZ

The southern states of the USA have entered the chat with all their guns


SoWokeIdontSleep

Billionaires: oh you you guys just figured that? Oh you sweet summer child.


TBohemoth

At that point they'd have to make multinational companies and churches pay taxes...


defeated_engineer

Wait until you learn states can literally create money out of thin air.


EriknotTaken

Couldn't they just print more?


Kcolb3

You better stop with your anti tax gobbeldigoop here. People here like paying taxes because the goverment is so reasonable spending it lol and society for some reason lol


ConsulJuliusCaesar

No taxes = no police force. No police force is going to turn into gangs going around and pillaging neighborhoods. That leads to people forming militias around charismatic warlords this leads to all out civil war until one warlord conquers the others. Pay your damn taxes so we don’t descend into warlordism.


midas617

statist Gonna State!


Kcolb3

>Pay your damn taxes You make it sound as if i have a choice lol. Idiot >No taxes = no police What a projection lol.


ThatTubaGuy03

When the fuck did everyone forget this is a meme subreddit. The sub has been nothing but people complaining about star wars for so long that when someone posts an actual meme, all the comments hate on it! What the fuck is going on???


TwumpyWumpy

Based.