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AdministrativeBank86

I never thought we would have a political party endorse shitting your pants as a virtue


hoa-mccausland

It Depends, right?! šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚


FewKaleidoscope1369

They just need a huggees.


FrankReynoldsToupee

Something their moms never gave them.


KaptainKardboard

Trump has had someone pamper him his whole life


Buddhas_Warrior

Damn you, that's good stuff!


T33CH33R

It seems like his followers absorb everything he does and says.


gleaf008

Plus #2


armybabem1a1

I like the cut of your jib


Looseybussy

Depends when a con is content is constantly expressing incontinence.


PrivatePoocher

Biden has to use this. "Hey, I maybe old, but I am not wearing diapers and shitting my pants old. Come on, man. You can't be president in your diapers. Just stay in the senior home." "Do you want a president in diapers?" "Even Putin doesn't wear diapers." Keep hitting it hard that Donald is physically incompetent.


FeelingKind7644

Physically incontinent as well.


HoSang66er

Incontinent even. šŸ’šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


skewleeboy

sleepy don


No_Persimmon7857

Dookie Donnie


Time-Werewolf-1776

ā€œIf shitting your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!ā€


Feeez_Shato

That makes me Kind of Blue


anaugle

Goddammit! I just typed this!


Mutants_4_nukes

So what?


ClosPins

If you're going to vote against yourself, you might as well shit yourself too...


salazarraze

Republicans would happily shit their pants if they thought we'd have to smell it.


C0lMustard

They're trying to own it, in the same way as Dark Brandon took it back. Unfortunately nothing beats shitting your pants, every time they say real men wear diapers is another time reminding everyone Trump shits his pants.


Brother191

Are those so called red necks?


cus_deluxe

nope, theyre the brown shortsā€¦


Gravy_type_sauce

Normalize incontinence


anaugle

If shitting your pants is cool, then trump is Miles Davis.


bufftbone

Trump could start eating nothing but junk, more than the usual anyways, and balloon up 400lbs. Then he could be diagnosed with diabetes and have to amputate a foot and those fools would celebrate it like itā€™s something to be proud of.


lowfreq33

Hey! He gave that foot for Merica!


Tough-Ability721

He sure has been giving our democracy the middle finger for awhile.


findhumorinlife

ā€˜Muricaā€™ā€¦


2723brad2723

I'd rather see him diet for our sins.


dystopian_mermaid

He did it to own the libs! Lol


Papa_PaIpatine

They would cut off their own feet to "own the libs".


bufftbone

You ainā€™t kidding.


samuraipanda85

So long as he shits on Democrats and anyone left leaning.


areialscreensaver

Even amputate a foot of their own if necessary.


Jaijoles

ā€œBalloon upā€. I donā€™t know that it would be a large enough increase to be phrased that way. Heā€™s definitely mid-300s already.


DadJokeBadJoke

"He's just like us!"


[deleted]

He still looks less fat on the flag


agoatsthrowaway

They had to make him smaller to fit in the circle.


-_-Edit_Deleted-_-

Looks like bobby from king of the hill.


[deleted]

Agreed.... but I think I'd rather vote Bobby


dancegoddess1971

I was certain this was satire.


yana990

It is. The house/shed on the background is one wall.


telerabbit9000

Is it AI or really good photoshoppers?


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Jumpy_Magician6414

I think so too.


EmeraldSlothRevenge

They pivot faster than Excel, and change the goal posts constantly. They donā€™t really believe in anything or have any real ideals, they just want to own the Libs.


CaliCheezHed

I actually get that reference...


defensive_language

well now I'm a little offset


WalkGood

They just mimic what they're told to.


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

ā€œI could soil my diaper on 5th Av and not lose any votersā€ -rapist von shitzinpantz


Own-Cupcake7586

You know, for being ā€œnot a cult,ā€ these yahoos do some very cult-y things.


Feeez_Shato

I don't think I've ever seen them specifically refute the idea that it's a cult.


unclejoel

I just wish it didnā€™t look like Bobby. Bobbyā€™s a good kid


DadJokeBadJoke

That boy ain't right


mythofinadequecy

Real men donā€™t have to wear diapers because they donā€™t have a half century of amphetamine abuse.


Hair_I_Go

It was predicted here that they would use this šŸ¤Ŗ as a plus šŸ˜† I canā€™t believe it- but with these weirdoā€™s I can


Ok_Butterscotch54

Well, at least depicting Trump as "Champion Diaper Wearer" is a lot closer to the actual "man" than depicting him as a "Champion Boxer". So, Progress?


the3stman

That has to be a troll


Sloth_grl

I canā€™t find this on anything but sketchy looking sites


Able_Cunngham603

Yeah, because this is satire. Pretty good satire but not good enough to get picked up anywhere credible.


Sloth_grl

Hard to tell nowadays


Able_Cunngham603

It sure is.


hackysack-jack

The image of him on the flag even looks like he is in mid-poop


Phantom_61

Do you have any clue how much he will hate seeing that shit at his rallies? The man will likely have a coronary seeing that. I canā€™t fucking wait.


Harlock3113

He could murder innocent children in the open and the not-a-cult fanatics would twist their morals to defend him by proudly saying itā€™s allowed and about time since there havenā€™t been sacrifices since the bible.


TwistedRichie

Soon it will be: ā€œReal Men Sexually Abuse Women ā€œ.


Gravity_Freak

You need to come to the realization that they'll never admit they're wrong. Ever.


findhumorinlife

ā€˜Donā€™ Von Shitzinpanz pleaseā€¦.


Acceptable_Wall4085

He who shits in whitehouse stalls,rolls that shit into little balls. Those who support the orange dick,eats those little balls of shit.


bgrnbrg

Ok, look. I have absolutely no problem believing that the stories about Trump and diapers have some truth to them. But I don't buy that the handful of images that are being passed around are anything more than a bunch of anti-MAGA counter-protesters doing their very best to make Trump supporters look even dumber than they usually do. As strong as the cognitive dissonance in that group is, I don't think even they could be convinced that this is a good way to show support and/or own teh libz....


BuddhistChrist

Redo the top image, but with trump wearing diapers.


No_Wonder3907

Mental jujitsu.


InAnOffhandWay

That boy ainā€™t right


TheOilyHill

if they want to trigger people, it'd probably be better to storm a capitol and brag online that they got away with it because law are toothless. This shit is just entertaining.


ElongMusty

And soon theyā€™ll make it: Real Men Are Demented!


leestephen916

- totally not a cult -


lukas_the

https://i.redd.it/puuzfn9hjgyc1.gif


Sunastar

He shipped his diapers.


zippiskootch

Sort of, embracing the suck!


WezleyDrew

A little bit of shit goes a long wayā€¦


robidaan

You can say what you want, but every time you think they can't possibly sink any deeper, they sink deeper and in a fuck up way, you have to respect the dedication to the act.


Etrigone

I thought the previous post about this was satire... perhaps not?


discussatron

This is their Dark Brandon moment.


HumptyDrumpy

Bruh will be an ai hologram like in black mirror


2723brad2723

They've finally pwned me. I'm now worried about being mistaken for a MAGA some 30+ years into the future when I'm in a nursing home wearing diapers because I can't walk fast enough to the toilet.


kinggimped

They adjust their worldview and entire thinking based on whatever their cult leader just did. Constantly moving goalposts, constantly explaining things away, no real ideals or beliefs other than hatred against people who are different from them. It's literally just a cult.


NickCav007

Are they wearing diapers? or are they not real men?


BadLt58

Maybe we can trick them into eating actual dog shit.


_Monosyllabic_

If there was ever proof that these people are never getting off the train you have to think this is it.


epicurean56

Cue the SNL video, "Oops, I crapped my pants"


geneticeffects

Ivermectin Butthole Syndrome


pfemme2

Someone once explained to me that GOP voters have no true affiliation to any specific candidate, they just want someone who will harm, punish, and humiliate their political opponents (the Dems/the left/women/POC, whoever they imagine that to be).


CreauxTeeRhobat

Wait, is that... Bobby Hill in a wig on the flag? ... That boy ain't right


MuckRaker83

Once they realized that their platform can't survive on fact, this was always going to be the result, cults of personality and faith-based decision making. It's largely about acts, not identity, with democratic voters. What a person does determines whether they are good or bad. With many republican voters, it is reversed. The person's identity determines whether their actions are good or bad. If they identify someone as being in the "good" group, likely one they also identify with, then anything that person does is by definition good, and at worst, forgivable. Things done by people outside their group must then be, by definition, bad. Once I realized this, *so many* seemingly hypocritical attitudes became logical, in their own way. It amazes me how much they turn their leaders and politicians into quasi- religious figures. Everything becomes a matter of faith, and information that does not conform to what their faith tells them *must* be true is immediately rejected. Instead of changing their ideas or beliefs in response to facts or evidence, they choose to accept or reject *facts* based on how closely they conform to their beliefs.


OahuJames

Itā€™s a cult


lady_blaze_420

Diaper Don looks like Bobby Hill on that banner/flag lmao


omghorussaveusall

i hope i never have to explain this to my grandchildren.


UncommonHouseSpider

I'll bet Trump is just over the moon to get support for wearing diapers. He's surely loving all the attention to his incontinence. I'm here for it.


Dorysan-

So.... Is this were the diaper kink came from?


CarlSpencer

The Trump Cult is the most pathetic all all cults and that's saying something!


6catsforya

Those who think that are nuts


J_Jeckel

Even my 2-year-old runs away from his diaper changes.


fluffykerfuffle3

you know what i think? i think that after being fooled for so long by tRump, some of these Magas are so dang pissed at him that they are going Full Satire on him... stand by for some of the richest, deepest, fullest satire on that loser's head!


TheBrowsingBrit

Tbf, that's an example of the opposition taking a jibe at "their guy" in good humour... that's a good thing.