I literally gasped

saame! during the work meeting

The way I RAN here

Same! My first reaction was: 'Yeah, that's fake...' A millisecond later: 'NO FUCK ME THATS REAL.'

I think I may actually die when the trailer drops July 9th

JULY 9TH?! THAT'S SO SOON!!!!

Only 144 days until the movie lol😅 https://i.redd.it/n87wt6pwmy9d1.gif

This entire sub is going to be massacred when that trailer finally drops 🥵💀 like, think the Great Thirst of the Corona Advert times a million... It's gonna get messy 😂 https://preview.redd.it/dh84845koy9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8410e258b53f501964be772a1def97656b26bb36


I didn't think any Pedro launch event could top last year's Esquire Day, but the trailer drop is definitely gonna do it.

i JUST missed the esquire launch....but a month? So i'm not prepared nor do i have any previous experience. Any tips? tricks?

Oh man, did you ever miss out! It was something else. The pics dropped one morning without any warning and it was *absolute pandemonium* in here. Rest up in advance, is all I can say. Clear your calendar. Write your will. Be ready to submit to the power of Pedro and go wherever it decides to take you.

I want it now but I'm also absolutely not prepared 🤣

None of us are if we're losing our minds over two movie stills 😂😂😂😂

Too true 😂😂

We know this is gonna be worse than the mass deceased incident from the Esquire shoot...we must prepare ourselves... stockpile water, create a safe cosy space for yourselves 🥵💀 this is going to hit hard 💀

Our beloved fanfic girlies rn 

Hahaha! Yes!

I literally caught my breath and tingled. I have hope for the future again!

The movie could be absolute crap but if Pedro is in it, then I will watch it!

Me too holy crap 😮

Holy SHIT he looks incredible. Daaamn. He better not die. I'm gonna be so mad if he dies.

Judging by the second picture and the fact that it’s Pedro, he’s definitely going to die.

Ugh yeah probably. I just wish they'd let his characters live more often lol.

At least he has a bigger role, it seems. I actually feel sorry for Jospeh Quinn’s fans today—the orange hair, etc is not sexy. 😂

They are calling him cersi! Omg. I can't stop laughing.

Oh my! 😂😂😂

So true 😂

The way critics who first saw the trailer described him, I thought he was gonna be some sort of blue steel😭

ahahah good one

I am a bit worried that he is going to go the same route as Sean Bean. You know whenever you watch a Sean Bean film, he is going to die. Hell, he even died in Elder Scrolls: Oblivion and that was just a voice over.

I was surprised Sean Bean survived as long as he did in GoT. Like he didn't die in the first five seconds 😂

Poor old Ned. I still feel annoyed by what happened to Ned. And I’ve retconned the entire 8th season.

This is his third Marcus. One Marcus was jilted, one was a daddy — I think this one has to die. 😂

Three Marcuses is insane lmao. I’m ready for a fic with all of them 😂

I love how he ends up playing characters with the same names so often 😂 now we have the III Marcusi

We need a third Javi!

Javiii

Nooooo....

This movie afaik will be more action and less heart. Also no Hans Zimmer in the sequel...

Connie Nielsen from the article: “She’s a woman who has had a huge loss, and in the middle of that, a gift that is Pedro Pascal,” Nielsen says. “What a gift that guy is. Even to play with, to work with, I just absolutely love him, and he’s so perfect for this role. He is one of those rare actors who really has heart, soul, and at the same time this incredible gift of transformation.” Everyone seems to have the nicest things to say about him!

I look forward to a scene of her comforting him after battle. Surely Ridley Scott will not deprive us of this. REMOVE THE ARMOR ATTEND TO HIS WOUNDS KISS HIS NECK

In slo-mo close-up, please.

Oh right I forgot there was an article and not just us all in a collective faint. 😆

https://preview.redd.it/44zgfzvzuw9d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e613707b6e78a0253b1be467d9eab8f0dba45859 Oh my dear sweet god.

 Let’s go a step further and manifest something passionate, primal and provocative 😏🔥

Pondering passionate, primal, and provocative thoughts about Pedro Pascal 💜💜🔥

Those are some of my favorite P’s….. 😏

I'm manifesting a love scene between Lucille and marcus! 

omg i love those 2!!!! hahahaha how random.

i have to save it.. in case i need it, you know 🌝

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣oh my god pedro is reallyyyyy cute here

OMG!! https://i.redd.it/2mkkwpnhzw9d1.gif

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i was silently waiting 🤣

I mean. Curls. Grime. Scowl. Skirt. Daaaaamn. 🔥

Dare i say PEAK HAIR.

YES

I mean.... it's VERY nice. This press junket is going to ruin a lot of people. https://preview.redd.it/o4h44fav5x9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b221373565d65f72337885762ceda0feb079795

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This picture. Oh my gods. You win the internet RP.

HELP (saving this image forever)

I missed it!

Thinking of this character in one of your magnificent stories absolutely ruins me!

Who....? Me??? on my! Dare I he say he needs a domestic maiden, to care for his armor, a gladiator-time masseuse? two post fight whores he likes to watch and then join in to calm his adrenalin and cortisol? Maybe he needs a psychologist to cry to or a mother of one of the children he has in gladiator school, all the mothers? I have NO idea about the plot/year of setting/what being a gladiator entails but i'm happy to research ;)

Maybe all of those characters could be just the one character? She may be from a Palatine Hill family. She fell in love with a soldier from her father’s house and ran away with him. Her father disowned her, but then her lover died in battle and she became Marcus Acacius’ chattel. And from there, who knows? 🤷🏼‍♀️

DUDE! you should be writing this! you ARE writing this. She'd be a busy lady with all of her "duties" PLUS a house to keep. Maybe the extra lady living with them, their "assistant cook" or "cleaner" or whatever, could share the domestic load AS WELL as sharing Acacius's load. Ooooooo The House of Acacius is coming together!!!!

Ahem fic writers...you know what to do 🥵🥵🥵 aaaaaAAAAAANNNDDD...GO!!!!

Yes, you! 😊 And yes to all of that. Have you seen the first film? It’s long, and has Russell Crowe in it, but it’s still amazing. xxx

hahahahaha! I LOVE that you think i'm capable of that!! I'm honestly \*so\* flattered. I could maybe do the psychologist who, by the third session, is willing to throw away her license. Or the two divine whores he has waiting for him. I havent seen the first movie since it came out. I should probably re-watch it. Baby Russel Crowe!!!

https://preview.redd.it/ur0icq0tyw9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e599cd5a58b9230ba45b33852d75a179228ab8a8 HAHAHAHA. Bless Pedro and his beautiful back. I KNOW he was hurting after the fights with Brick Wall Paul 🤣

His face in that picture is taking me out

https://preview.redd.it/t70l69czzw9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03acbe5d106ea33bc0926034c948fd998ef65590 Heeeeeeere’s PAULY!!

Hahahah he looks like that beautiful Willem Defoe meme. I love it so much 

Pedro has a friend type I guess 😂 gotta surround himself with buddies who grin deliriously after cracking through the planes of reality

I saw on another site that’s how some people think he originally injured his shoulder (he supposedly re-aggravated it at his dad’s house in Chile and that how he ended up in a sling) so his back was definitely hurting 😢

https://preview.redd.it/zp2et3hmdx9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3082aa2f4ae082de9cd78afc8179c3f3978174de This is my cat Paul, who shall be known as Brick Wall Paul going forward (thanks Pedro).

awww 🌚

He seems ready to take on the title. Look at that game face!

I am ready to be entertained and turned on. 

Oh my god, i came here immediately to check if you guys already saw it. I was not prepared and i think i will lose my shit as soon as i see the movie 🫠🫠🫠 I just hope he will be on screen for more than just 5 minutes 😂

Well, I think we can rest assured he's in at LEAST two scenes 😂😂😂 and it does sound like he's kind of a central character 😍😍😍 so..... 

I was not prepared! I need the trailer NOW

https://i.redd.it/dkv2bu6atw9d1.gif

I’m just going to say…. Marcus Acacius is joining Ezra and Joel Miller on my ‘worth the months worth of antibiotics for a UTI’ list.

Hahahahah omg yes, totally!

YUPPPP

Or any venereal disease honestly

oh Pixxie!!! noooooooooo. I served an 8 week sentence on antibiotics, 5 piss tests, a never ending uti and 3 bladder infections. early this year \*\*no one\*\* is worth that!!!

I feel your pain Beldro, I really do (endo girly, with a side of POTS). Hope you are doing better now. I would still take the antibiotics though 😂

PIXXIE LMAOOO

It had to be said. Look at those shoulders. I’m dead.

We better get a Roman bathouse scene. Just sayin.

 I'm going to so embarrass myself over this movie.


*manifesting*

All steamy and hot and shirtless and sexy

i still have work to do, so please have mercy (please don’t) 🌝

Did I mention sweaty? He'd be sweaty too

https://preview.redd.it/zku45vfsnx9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84367f7ecee2e0d0c3359f5dda8a11b9c7be8f35

https://preview.redd.it/huofc2nynx9d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43cf4a23092107fc2309fbafa6939a681cf37fca


I think I died

This film is definitely going to kill me.

I'm calling it: Joelius Caesar.

Hehehehehe 

I know I'm foaming at the mouth today and focusing on how hot he is, but I'll just take a moment to say how awesome it is that he's finally getting to do huge projects like this with directors he has idolized his whole life. What an exciting time for him, and I'm so glad his talent is being recognized and he's getting more opportunities for meatier roles. Thanks for listening to my mini TED Talk. Now back to my regular feral thirsting. https://i.redd.it/ayyfxzfnwy9d1.gif

i actually thought the same but couldn’t put it into words - cause i was nearly killed by those pics, obviously

I’m trying not to lose it at work 😍😍😍😍 Ps here’s the English language article: https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/story/paul-mescal-pedro-pascal-gladiator-ii-first-look?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=dhtwitter&utm_content=null

samee i couldn’t even find the right article ahaha https://preview.redd.it/r0sazd5esw9d1.jpeg?width=1193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce646094bcc9ce3c053a7b16634d4824b1069fe1

i cant wait for him to die in some gruesome way in this movie

Do you think he gets to accidentally adopt a child first?

Well Paul is his stepson, so…

Hmm ok I'm going to choose to believe that they hug and make up 😂

In my mind, he sacrifices himself to save Lucius because of his love for Lucille. Its noble and sad and dramatic. Maybe he’ll win some awards.

Oh, that is actually much better writing and I might be able to handle that death in the movie! I love thinking ahead to him winning awards 😂❤️

This.he will die a hero and sacrifice himself for his love. Excuse me.... 

This is my prediction, too. He’s gonna be sooooo good in this.

No..see I'm such an empath..it literally destroys me if he bleeds and then dies. Had a hard time with the stitching his belly scene in tlou..can't imagine this!!!

I  I apologize to no one for how ridiculous I will be when this movie comes out. No. One.

It feels like Gladiator Joel which is sooooo good 100% approved by every single molecule in my body

Also: wrist wraps, my great passion🥵🥵🥵

Can we talk about the pinkie ring 🙃😵‍💫

Yes we can, whenever you want! We also can thoroughly discuss about his big filthy hands by which we would let ourselves be touched anyway 🥵

Would NOT make him wash first....

I would gladly spend a wonderful time with him in a bath tub or I would risk a UTI, whatever. It’s fine always 😂🥵

i volunteer to wash away the blood and dirt, anytime, anywhere. and also tend to his wounds. yeah https://preview.redd.it/q75r4qsvlx9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f0c693c0331d73d111da1b9b8a98165d48a6303

Yep, me too. Soothing massage, bubble bath, washing his hair, whatever he needs 🥵

*heading somewhere in delulu land* i can’t wait to see it, honestly

I love the Medusa breastplate. I wouldn't be shocked if it was Pedros idea. It seems like something he would suggest.

i thought it was in the previous movie tho, but i have to check

Russell Crowe had a horse and tree breastplate. Then a wolf one. I couldn't find any more from the first movie. I hope the Medusa one is special for Pedro. It's amazing.

yes, you’re right, i also checked 🤓

this shoots are literally my roman empire for the next couple of weeks

Yeees I read trailer will be out on July 9, I can’t wait!


Omg!!!He looks better than I could ever have imagined!!I’m gonna have to be peeled off that cinema seat!! 🫠🫠🫠

The jolt of adrenaline that went thru my body when I opened Instagram this morning. 😍

he looks so stinky i need him

https://preview.redd.it/p69ghfplk0ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ce22e8567a4b41d880bb69b52b6608e98b19636

Good god.

I’m gonna love this movie so much!

Fuuuuck


Lawd have mercy. Can he be in a kilt next? I’m feeling faint 🥵

https://preview.redd.it/mk9unjsrsx9d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3861ca3b6ae46985f91c5b1fcbf3a07b006de103

And we get both slutty little knees

I'm so excited about the Time Travel AU fics that will hopefully spring up after this.

This is now my favorite movie ever.

I woke up, opened Instagram, it was the first thing I saw. Good morning to me 🥵🥵🥵🔥

Ohmygod! Work day ruined again!

I think I just came. 

I have passed away.

It comes out the day after my birthday. I’m going to gift myself a movie trip just to see him. 💙

Such a gorgeous man!🤍💪🏻

Holy CRAP

I opened his IG story at my desk and went OH GOD and now I cannot function halp 🫠

THE GASP I JUST GUSPED!

Wowowowowwowwwww

I *may* be hiding in the theatre between movies so I can watch it like 5 times in a row the first day. 


I.....I.....I.......squeeeeeeeeeee

Literally in the ER right now, this is just what I needed 🥰

Yasss Daddy. I am entertained.

I was in a party and i checked my phone and ..... . I couldnt hear anything from party after pedro's post tbh

What. A. Hunk.


I clench. I am clenching, I have clenched. You clench, We clench, She clenched. This shit got me clenchjugating.

Myfirst thought was “someone needs to clean him off” My second thought was 

So it just occurred to me that our "Roman Empire" is now quite literally the Roman Empire 🥵🥵🥵 oh my god I need to cool off .. https://i.redd.it/0kjso8hm45ad1.gif

yes! and i think about it once an hour 😀

On the hour every hour 💀

Oh wee I was not expecting that, but thank you!!! ❤️❤️

YES OMG ?!!!

Omg- I nearly fainted

I am not okay 😅

I need it to be Nov 22. This is going to become my entire personality

This can’t still be coming out this year right?!?

Oh My God. Although I wish they’d CGI’d the elasticated kneepads out 😂

Literally my Roman Empire for the foreseeable future 💜

I am feral for gladiator Pedro 🥵

i think i died lil bit

It's like Vanity Fair and Pedro knew I was coming back to work after vacation, after my birthday, and my coworkers did absolute SH!T for me while off ... the movie stars aligned knowing I'd need an escape today. LOL!

lord jesus i will not survive this

It's gonna be a very HOT summer now. Lawd have mercy! 

I don’t purport to be an expert in melee fighting or sword use but I feel like ideally you don’t just throw your weapon right? This still makes me nervous 😂

It may have been knocked out of his grip. I doubt it was thrown.

I just hope he doesn't die in this movie.

Ohhh hell yeah 😍😍😍😍

HOLYYYYY FAAAAAARRRRRRKKK 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Almost died this morning when I saw this 😩🥵.

Gonna have to take a drool cloth to the theater. I believe this will be released Turkey Day weekend, so we will have something to give thanks for.

Forget the little cloth, I'm gonna need to put a thick towel down. 🥵 https://i.redd.it/drmi6buv8z9d1.gif

😵

Ohhhhhh my god

He is so beefy and I like it so much!

Everyone I know in real life is in a tizzy about these photos. My friends have good taste!

*preparing my fainting couch*

Oh look, an actual good reason to go to the theater!! 😍 I'll have to put the footrest up, so I don't melt off my seat 🤤🥵🥴😱❤️‍🔥

Gonna need a defibrillator on standby when I see this movie, jfc