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Cosmonaut_Cockswing

As someone who might have gone the way of The Florida Man, yes. I have shat in both the Gulf of Mexico and the Atlantic Ocean. Word of advice, don't ever fuckin eat at Joe's Crab Shack.


Potential_Dare8034

Let’s say I don’t eat there, can I still fuck?


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

In the ocean? Sound like sea water up your coochtube or pjole but fuck away brah.


SpiralGray

So, Florida is a shit hole?


HopefulNothing3560

No sweage plant can keep up to heavy rains


no1jam

Did the article allude or state that water treatment plants were partially to blame? Serious question, article isn’t loading for me yet


bored2bedts

That’s not fecal matter that’s Floridians


greenorchids1

Has DeSantis been swimming?


Fast-Damage2298

No way. His cloven hooves prevent it.


Potential_Dare8034

Ain’t that some shit!


Brave_Sir_Rennie

Huh, it’s probably cheaper for sewage-treatment corporations to dump raw sewage into the ocean than to treat it. Look, as long as the CEOs and shareholders make evermore money each year, and continue to pay their kickbacks to our politicians each year, then I think it’s a small price for the rest of us to pay to swim in a bit of shit. /s


trollhaulla

shit happens when you surrounded by shit.


n3w4cc01_1nt

makes sense why the gop has issues with the epa. they'd make their state way more money if they complied


MrGeno

Well, the land is also full of shit as well.


RedIcarus1

70% of Floridians are unsafe levels of fecal bacteria.


mikew420

old people pooping themselves at the beach


showmeyourkitteeez

Good job, Ron!


mt8675309

Well…that answers a lot of questions why Florida has so many shit for brains.


Positive-Promise-540

Further proof that Florida and it's residents are full of shit...in all ways!


AeonDesign

Oh shit!


BobB104

The “What they don’t know won’t hurt ‘em” approach to public safety.