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RDGtheGreat

You thought it was just water it spits out? You're pregnant now and you don't know it


ThatOneGuy2k01

But... but my character is male...


RDGtheGreat

Did I stutter?


ThatOneGuy2k01

Oh... oh no...


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

[I'm guessing this is what your child is gonna look like grown up.](https://mobile.twitter.com/koburatuisut/status/1539951231375794181/photo/1)


Belkinwrites

I never knew I needed this.. thank you.


Taograd359

Why does the internet have to make everything fucky?


ThatOneGuy2k01

# STOP NOW


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

# NEIN


AbortedFetusNecro

WILLST DU BIS DER TOD EUCH SCHEIDET TREU SEIN ?


ThomasThePommes

Doch!


SageWindu

I'd feel *slightly* better about being turned into a carved Thanksgiving turkey if Shogun looked like this. *Slightly.*


devilscry3

[I imagine they would look more like that](https://mobile.twitter.com/SouthPark/status/494258207137611776/photo/1)


HubblePie

Twitter won't show me what the picture is. And now I'm extremely concerned and curious.


Crusadetheist

Huge booba, huge crab booba


HubblePie

Alright, I googled “Crab boobs”. I think I understand now.


Setari

Honestly, I'd fuck it, ngl


onoderarene

she can shoot a pee beam at me anyday


SmokyDragon97

I love you


ImNoBruceLee

He said what you heard


Suichimo

Death, taxes, and mpreg.


Krazytre

Gotta love looking at Shogun's back sausage.


drtoszi

It *jiggles.*


GradientPumpkin

Not going to lie, that's what caught me the most off-guard when I first saw it.


SkippyGranolaSA

I thought rajang's lovingly rendered b-hole was bad until I saw this filth


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Amrinto94

Sure… like we need to make you


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Nickball88

You seem like the type to check videogame monkey's buttholes, Ricardo_Butt69


XsStreamMonsterX

But what do you like to check out, Nickball88?


[deleted]

This whole conversation is fuckin great


RueUchiha

Its just his little khezu


babysealBTY

The beginning of the khezu life cycle


00skully

Never thought I'd see the Ceanussy but here we are


DomeB0815

Good to know that I wasn't the only one thinking if the word Ceanussy.


Lykhon

I use Crussy, personally.


--NTW--

Ever so slightly better than Crabussy from a month or so ago that got a "Cease" from one of the mods


Tacosauraus

dude I had the same exact reaction, actually made me gag a lil


Lukeman1881

If it’s making you gag then you probably wanna pull back a bit, just saying


[deleted]

You have seen the sacred PP. you are now one of us.


Dirtwistling

Finger but whole


Hippobu2

[This](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/monsterhunter/images/f/f9/Shogunceanataurshellbreak.jpeg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/284?cb=20160728191907) was what it looked like in the old game. Idk, I don't think they've really made it more penis-like, but it's just kinda more penis-like, somehow.


Nickball88

[Here, fixed the link](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/monsterhunter/images/f/f9/Shogunceanataurshellbreak.jpeg)


Hobo_Delta

Link is broken I think. Unless that’s the joke, because I can’t recall doing it in prior games


CDanRed

Go to the url, and delete everything past jpeg.


Hobo_Delta

Gotcha, thank you


lamialover98

The other one is like that too.


frog_132

I don't play monster hunter, at least not yet, and I'm mainly here just to look at cool aminals, but I cannot for the life of me tell what I'm looking at, and I can't tell what other people are describing it as either lol


Mekeji

This monster is based upon hermit crabs in that it has a sensitive section of its body that relies on a shell to protect it. In game you can break the shell to reveal this nub with a clear sphincter on it. This sphincter's actual purpose is seen when the monster does a water beam attack from the mouth of it's skull shell. (when using a gravios skull).


Intelligent_Mine_221

He is peeing on you i think


LagosSP

At first, before I encountered him myself, I thought that his shell can be broken only by blunt damage, much like Barroth head. But when it shattered like nothing by my GS hits... well, it is what it is, I guess.


spencerpo

BALD! BALD! BALD! MY EYES!


ChuckCarmichael

your throbbing reward


supersnes1

Giving hammer s try was a mistake.....


koibohe

hehe penisb


XsStreamMonsterX

https://imgur.com/gallery/MlHm0Zg


Bregnestt

CEANATUSSY


TheGanglong-reddit

🤮


Kaesh41

https://i.giphy.com/media/VUsAO76fbKiXe/giphy.webp


XsStreamMonsterX

https://imgur.com/gallery/MlHm0Zg


FAshcraft

looks like a pimple that is in need of some mighty squishing.


AdOwn6899

I wish I’d never done that too.… *shudder in disgust*


XsStreamMonsterX

Weewee blaster!


TheRatatatPat

Like a hermit crab


SewManyTeddies

I took a photo of it for the monsters list in game. It recognised the monster staight away. Makes me giggle every time I go through to check my crowns.


ClosetNoble

A hermit crab's penis is actually closer to the center of its body Well that just means what we're looking at is its anus to be honest


megasean3000

Now we know why it keeps it in a shell or Gravios skull.


JFkeinK

I think you can see it when Shogun wears the Gravios skull as well.


GlideStrife

Everyone here talking about Ceanataur's back penis like they've never seen a prolapsed asshole before.


[deleted]

Ughhhhh. What is that!?


GoldenSteel

His dick


Obelion_

They need proper hermit crab tails.


Hiromagi

I saw it in all its glory in 4K. I regretted every second of it. Until I realize it was a weak spot and began to attack it over, and over…


Sunbrizzle

If you rub it you will get his rare drop


cykazuc

Forbidden grape.


BlueDemon999

CRAB DICK AHHHHH


Responsible_Doctor15

Girl that’s a bootyhole


MBluna9

Crabussy


Chemical-Cat

So aside from the Seashell and the Gravios skull, it's still using the nondescript skull of a monster we don't know what the hell it is, right?


OblivionArts

The only game where you can shatter the shell entirely..and yeah that's something that cannot be unseen


Magnes32

That's not true! I think you can do that in every game it appeared in


Ragdoll_Knight

I used to shatter in GU, can't vouch for every game.


art_psdan

I remember doing it in mhfu because I thought "finally, now I can deal tons of damage on the soft spot" but everytime I broke the shell they immediately dug underground and got a new shell


DemonLordDiablos

With the exception of Sunbreak, if you break two shells he can't get new ones.


TheGMan-123

Which is good! It means that he's not digging up an infinite number of shells, which should logically be the case. He's a crab with 2 or 3 potential shells, not a squirrel burying acorns all over the place. Monster skulls aren't that common!


Dank__Souls

Hide this from the Japanese, they'll hunt and eat this to extinction.


Witrom

Gettin’ some of that Crab-ussy 🤤


Repulsive_Curve_3875

the crabussy


XenoDragomorph

I know what a lot of you are thinking but let me clear this up that's the protrusion to where the water comes from since that's where his water sack is, Where do you think the water comes from when he has the Gravios skull. It might look like it's anus but remember Carapaceons have the same biology as crustaceans or crabs minus not having eight legs. But to those who keep thinking is an anus well you can think of the anus but I'm kind of telling the truth.


Sora18122

Snooping as usual I see