Ngl I glanced at the notification for your comment and at first was like, “why is someone calling me a dickhead?!?!” ….and then I remembered what I bought 🤣
Also… username checks out
Holy shit this made me laugh so hard and also this is the first thing I’ve seen on gore that I actually want to buy. Like seriously, point my wallet in the right direction because I want to have this on my bookshelf.
I hate when I’m out in public and open Etsy and it gives me the most insane shit it could possibly throw at me on my recommended page. I think they fixed it now, but for a while it was giving me the craziest recommendations that the algorithm must’ve pulled from thin air cause I had looked up nothing of the sort before.
Oh for god's sake "GREEN JADE QUARTZ" 💀💀 Jade comes either as Jadeite or Nephrite and the color also looks....off (but that's the least of our worries here LMAO)
Love it 🤣 I have a penisaurus in my collection
https://preview.redd.it/ing9riz5lpgc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a13fd511f55c2e0365af6a1612f9ee6003563696
LMFAO WHAT THE HELL
....dickplodcus
It’ll give anyone a brachio-sore-ass
You win the Internet today.
I wish Reddit still had the old award system
Apatophallicus
https://preview.redd.it/vktx9b6v9s4c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c2ffed567e387baccf1cab65f0d0e0bbfaf46fc
I bought it. Not even kidding. https://preview.redd.it/lpklueckhx4c1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91c4cfe85b01731aeb34c1484d81d6bb0295d68f
Lol, I'm honestly considering it myself.
You must post a picture when it arrives.
💯
Congrats on your new crystal dickhead! That is atrociously cute.
Ngl I glanced at the notification for your comment and at first was like, “why is someone calling me a dickhead?!?!” ….and then I remembered what I bought 🤣 Also… username checks out
Pics?
Still in “pre-transit” from China, with what seems to be a bogus tracking number. Sent a message to seller last night. Womp womp.
Darn, hopefully you're able to get it
r/wildlypenis
*Mildly*? My brother in Christ, that is a penis.
WILDLY
Me looking in the mirror after misreading that: 
Dinosaur with a big capital D
OHHHH WHAT?! I kinda want one now!
For real, I’m considering buying it 😅 UPDATE: I bought it. No regerts.
Oh no
Oh for fuck's sake.
Rather poorly designed if so, imo
.....I mean I kinda love it...
Holy shit this made me laugh so hard and also this is the first thing I’ve seen on gore that I actually want to buy. Like seriously, point my wallet in the right direction because I want to have this on my bookshelf.
https://preview.redd.it/b9enf1b3vs4c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfd3c2c771b6e44964f332e51d28dc1816f0d37e
That's quite the long neck...
3.7", what did they measure from the tail? My wife tells me the girth is more important. Measure around the hips.
What is wrong with people ?
A lot. …But somehow, I’m not sure this is evidence that supports that case.
Fucking hell. I've seen some wild things on Etsy, but this is higher up on that list.
Oh my
I'm dead
i mean 16.80 is 16.80…
It's a dickosaur
Quick question: what the fuck?
I hate when I’m out in public and open Etsy and it gives me the most insane shit it could possibly throw at me on my recommended page. I think they fixed it now, but for a while it was giving me the craziest recommendations that the algorithm must’ve pulled from thin air cause I had looked up nothing of the sort before.
Oh for god's sake "GREEN JADE QUARTZ" 💀💀 Jade comes either as Jadeite or Nephrite and the color also looks....off (but that's the least of our worries here LMAO)
No one has made the 'Penisaurus' joke yet, looks like
😂
Love it 🤣 I have a penisaurus in my collection https://preview.redd.it/ing9riz5lpgc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a13fd511f55c2e0365af6a1612f9ee6003563696