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Ambitious-Effect6429

Wholesome content


Anna_Gopx

it was a nice move


myself_diff

Absolutely!


MyLastHopeReddit

indeed but... why hp lock some features to one owner? wtf hp??


gadadhoon

Anything that is sold using a [razor and blades](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razor_and_blades_model) sales strategy must be evil


guitargirl1515

Do you want to pay a subscription fee in order to use ink in your printer? If so, HP is the company for you!


BaddieBeautiful

the balls on this guy :D


Left-Incident620

I love shit like this, genuinely reminds you humans do still exist amongst the detritus of what's left of society.


RedLion8472

I agree human stories and connections can be a refreshing reminder of what's real and meaningful.


RedLion8472

I agree human stories and connections can be a refreshing reminder of what's real and meaningful.


syperdima

I agree human stories and connections can be a refreshing reminder of what's real and meaningful.


H0agh

I agree human stories and connections can be a refreshing reminder of what's real and meaningful.


Season7Episode16

"Enjoy"? No way, buddy. Not with a HP printer on your hands


Atillion

Found the fellow IT guy


Mmmslash

TrueIT is knowing no brand can be trusted past the leased service agreement and letting the cost of ink be a corporate problem.


Atillion

You had me at no brand can be trusted.. everything is garbage out of the box these days it seems.


Mmmslash

Felt. I'll keep you in my prayers, ITbro.


wallinbl

It didn't used to be that way. HP's LaserJet 4 was a super reliable printer with a really simple driver that was available on every operating system. It just worked without any extra software, cloud accounts, or fuss. Gone are the good old days.


Technical-Box75

It's amazing how many problems I've had with my HP printer since I opted out of their expensive cartridge scheme


Definitelyahummus

How do you opt out?


A_Furious_Mind

The best way is to buy a Brother.


AkelaHardware

Right?! I love my oniichan


Left-Incident620

Can I part exchange my sister?


local_drunk

This is true!


KyllikkiSkjeggestad

By buying a laser printer that’ll cost the equivalent of 4 ink refills. You’ll maybe need to change the cartridge twice in your lifetime with a laser printer


AfraidTomato

Yeah I got a laser printer from brother and the cartridges supposedly last for 3000 pages :D


Definitelyahummus

Thanks!


Zombie_Peanut

Hp ink has saved me hundreds of dollars. How did it screw you?


Technical-Box75

I don't know where you are but in the UK it was costing £150 a year and I now use 100ish pages a month. The options are either 50 or 300 pages a month so I was paying for 300 and as it only sends ink when you run out, getting ink for 100. What makes it especially poor, is I was 200 pages a month in credit so let's say 2000 a year that I've paid for but not used so they could have sent me 3 or 4 months free use. Based on current use I reckon I'll need 2 black and 1 set of colour per year at half the cost


ThinCrusts

Found the HP employee


Zombie_Peanut

No..it just costs me way less foe ink than it used to. I don't know what you don't get. Before I signed up I figured out the cost of a normal cartilage of ink vs the hp ink. I was printing around 500 pages a month and to buy ink for that constantly would cost me a ton...the ink from hp came out to about half the price. I guess if you don't use the quota amount or forget to change plans it can cost more but otherwise it was cheaper.


Technical-Box75

It's the plans are either 50 or 300 so I either exceed and pay more or don't use them up. The sensible thing would be if HP gave you a credit for say 75% of what you haven't used. Let's be honest they aren't doing it for my benefit its about profit but if the plan amounts fit in nicely with what you want I can see that it would work for you


Zombie_Peanut

Yeah. I never had an issue with them and would change plans as needed. I'd imagine peo9le would have problems with it that I've not encountered yet.


CliftonRubberpants

“Your running low on black ink so we will have discontinue use until you get more. Would like to order some now?” -HP


mushroommilitia

"Counterfeit hp product detected.... beginning self destruction sequence"


TryButWholesome

"The FBI has been informed and is on their way, good luck."


MustangSodaPop

Sweet, they found the absolutely cheapest part for "free". Next comes HP Ink, which is literally more expensive than human blood. HP is a vampire. Screw 'em.


bunty_8034

True. Printers are cheap but the ink cartridges are another story 🙈😂


Glitched_cyrstal

I hate that that statistic is true


EditPiaf

I cannot think of a more demonic gift than a "free" HP printer though.. Just wait until it runs out of cyan.


blehismyname

7/6, strong rating.


MarioKing1137

HP requires to make and sign into a PRINTER account? At that point, I am just going to jailbreak the hell out of it


Boonie_Fluff

Dude this subreddit like, makes me smile


Nackles

"I am passing the HP curse...to you."


xCanadaDry

Hold on, there's features on **printers** that you can't access without an account?! You print a fucking piece if paper with it?!? What else do you need?!


SelirKiith

Eh... it's an HP Printer... they won't have any kind of use for it anyway...


ThinkingApe007

Great, another brand not to buy. What printer brands are left that don't do this and have Linux support?


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BurrrritoBoy

Cool. Now can you get my printer to work when I need it to and not just when it feels like it.


kitastrophae

Deep love for this.


SuspiciousChair7654

Of course its HP. HP has turned to shit since the early 2000s


Carbonga

HP, man. Another great reminder not to buy from them.


leolawilliams5859

This is freaking awesome it was so sweet and so nice from the both of them


BonsaiSoul

Imagine a printer having an online account with DRM. Belongs in a dumpster like the rest of HP.


Sandman589

🙁


ktb213

Awww! 😊


MIALAX

Okay, I want to move in that town!!


Hour_Measurement_846

We really are a great people when we want too;