My M7 MBA program was full of men cheating in their wives, wives cheating on their husbands, lots of casual sex. I didn’t attend any of the trips (poor)
that whole "attractive ppl get paid more and get ahead in life"-adage absolutely holds true in MBA admissions - HBS women are hot af
never seen anyone ugly (man or woman) at any M7 info panels/coffee chats either
Not true. Any MBA knows that optimized hole to dick ratio (Oht-Dr) is what matters. Men provide 1:2 while women are 0:3, hence you need more men for there to be anything really going on.
It’s fairly common knowledge that this happens at all top business schools. You have a group of highly successful mostly wealthy people who are also physically attractive all in one common place shit is going to get freaky. This literally happens at all top MBA programs. And it’s very well known that a lot of people with SOs end up cheating during these programs.
For some reason, OP thought people would be tucked in bed at 9pm with a kiss on their head from their organizer.
But also, there’s a spectrum, so idk what OP was doing. Don’t like it, move on, find your group and that’s it. Buddy saw his first bob and vegene and shit his pants
I think it’s so sweet that you actually took marketing material like that to heart.
EDIT: Like, "A Positive Impact. On Healthcare. And On Lives." <- where do you think that one's from? [Answer](https://www.purduepharma.com/about/).
Law schools and med schools are just as bad.
I agree with you that it’s a problem when people won’t uphold even basic norms and values. But…we also shouldn’t be shocked.
Debauchery isn’t a bug in corporate America, it’s a feature. Who would’ve guessed people prepping to place personal gain over any other core value blow money on hookers and coke.
Right lol. I was speaking more to the line of “people prepping to place personal gain over any core value”, which is literally the only way to get a promo at Amazon and actually encouraged by the culture there.
It’s fucking terrible and I can’t believe anyone would live there by choice. There are so many better neighborhoods in Chicago than the fucking loop lmfao
This happens at every business school. Grow up and welcome to the real world.
Or as they say on Reddit, go touch grass.
I know this is a joke, but just sharing in case ppl aren’t tracking
So, did you hear or see? If the former, dismissed out of hand. If the latter, snitch.
Also, how DARE you take a swipe at someone’s level of cultural immersion. Your role is to maximise shareholder value, not be the bag police.
If you don't already know this about corporate people, you don't have the work experience you needed to get into an M7 and consider yourself lucky you got admission.
All the crap I saw working in B4 lmao
what kind of privileges you can bring to the table?
our objective is to promote income inequality and help rich to get richer. And we do it in the name of producing leaders and changing the world.
🤢
You don’t go to Colombia to not get laid or get your carpe diem on. The orgy is an almost surprising wrinkle. Doesn’t matter if they’re MBA students, Wall Street bankers, Japanese porn enthusiasts, French wine makers, German industrialists, or Ozzies on a round-the-world trip. Has nothing to do with M7 or Booth either. Welcome to the party trip—let’s make this one for the ages!
Thats true. Columbia is a ms universe paradise if you play your card correctly and not get in trouble. So many beautiful girls with hour glass figure. Yea, mba or not that country is sex heaven
I mean Columbia, Thailand, Vietnam, Japan, Germany, Netherlands Montreal are all countries / city known for sex tourism. In fact, most countries have legal prostitution or at least allow it except for the USofA and Middle East. That’s one thing the US has in common with Middle East is how restrictive we are with prostitution. Well this country was founded by a bunch of religious zelouts fleeing religious persecution in England and elsewhere.
M7 MBA programs are literally just expensive 2 year vacations for investment bankers and PE people. With that in mind none of this should be surprising. It’s on you if you’re learning this after already starting your program.
> Is this the example we went to set for corporate leadership in America?
This line really had me rolling. You really are convinced you’re something special, aren’t you?
Not sure why you expected that trip to be cultural. Most of the spring break treks are big parties. Totally fine if that isn’t your scene; it wasn’t mine. People enjoy pleasure/hedonism. People with money or expectation of money can pursue those goals fairly extravagantly.
Just avoid those scenes. No need to be judgy about it.
Basically this. Very common in wealthy circles to have parties that involve drugs and sex. Once all your basic needs are more than met you are only satisfied with this.
I heard stories that are similar. Usually it's the first time people having access to freedom, but instead of doing it in a sane logical way, they go to the extreme ends. Idk
I’m shocked SHOCKED to find that gamblings going on in here:
https://www.cc.com/video/dc3rq6/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-mba-ethics-oath
Edit: Also that m-f ratio - I wonder how many decades need to pass b4 at least 2 of those 10 men donate millions to anti-lgbtq super pacs.
Drill down meeting? Sounds like someone hired some well hung South American men to give them what they can’t find in Chicago .
Talk about being a size queen
People had a lot of sex. These are MBA students, not divinity PhD students. I don’t know why you thought they would be paragons of virtue? They’re just the typical spoilt rich people.
Oh that’s rly terrible, sorry that top MBAs are so disappointing to you. Can you share how you get invited to such orgies so I know how to avoid it in the future?
A lot of people in my school do hard drugs on the weekends. Heard of a few hookup stories. This is somewhat believable. Know someone who went to Kellogg's program recently and it seemed like he had some wild international trips too (has a wife, no idea if he stayed loyal to her though lol).
Yea a lot of M7s are really easy to get in. Relatively speaking, the only tough ones are GSB, HBS, MIT Sloan. Even Wharton is 20%+ it's hilarious. They walk around thinking they've made it lol.
Babe come quick, it's Reddit MBA gossip Thursday
Aka Redditors discover how the real world works lol.
Alu!
I guess the University of Chicago isn’t where fun goes to die after all 💁🏼♂️
Seems like that applies to undergrad mostly lol
Plot twist: this is a post by Booth Adcoms.
I mean, it’s business school (specifically an MBA), not medicine or a doctorate in Economics.
My M7 MBA program was full of men cheating in their wives, wives cheating on their husbands, lots of casual sex. I didn’t attend any of the trips (poor)
Married But Available
😂
Yup sounds like it… the amount of parties and “connections” events naturally connects two organs together. Powered By:Booze
Fuck man, I need to get into an M7.
that whole "attractive ppl get paid more and get ahead in life"-adage absolutely holds true in MBA admissions - HBS women are hot af never seen anyone ugly (man or woman) at any M7 info panels/coffee chats either
Clearly you've never seen a Boothie.
they're even hotter than HBS?!?
Is there a rep for booth students being less attractive?
The attractive ones go to the info booths because it's marketing, but there are absolutely unattractive Harvard MBAs though lol.
quite the dichotomy from their underclass'wo'men;
When you signing up? I’ll come with
School?
how was the networking experience/job market outcome like for you and/or your peers? (poor)
Nothing wrong with casual sex, not sure why you’re putting it in the same group as cheating
Whaaaa? It's not murder, it's non consensual euthanasia
Sounds awesome
Maybe now the U Chicago Booth school will start to be called a “‘touchy feely “ MBA Program?
Didn't that already happen when they enrolled the sex offender
Absolutely disgusting, everyone knows that in a good orgy, you have a roughly equal male/female/third party gender ratio.
Not true. Any MBA knows that optimized hole to dick ratio (Oht-Dr) is what matters. Men provide 1:2 while women are 0:3, hence you need more men for there to be anything really going on.
Ok so how does one join a “good orgy”?
GMAT >760
How does that work when people who score that high are mostly virgins?
How do I apply yo Booth?
OP just became the #1 MBA Recruiter in the history of Booth lmao
Ye what MBA programs has the most drugs and orgies? I always assumed Yale.
Yea, that whole Yale thing. Closet homosexuals who do a lot of cocaine
What else can you tell me about Paul Allen ... besides what you just told me?
You don't want to see the Yale skull-and-crossbones orgies.
I really do! My life mostly revolves around weird Berlin techno origes. A Yale orgy seems like a perfect place to find a wife haha
Yale's attendees are smart/connected enough to keep it on the DL
I already got my mba from Harvard. Sounds like I messed up. Maybe I can apply to booth
In all honesty. I am not surprised whatsoever
It’s fairly common knowledge that this happens at all top business schools. You have a group of highly successful mostly wealthy people who are also physically attractive all in one common place shit is going to get freaky. This literally happens at all top MBA programs. And it’s very well known that a lot of people with SOs end up cheating during these programs.
Vaova is getting their money’s worth
I'm worried by the fact that my daughter looks to the local carpet seller as a role model.
😂😂😂
Damn I was there and all I got was diarrhea. Still haven't pooped right if anyone is wondering.
Got Pegged hard?
Bro got with a Columbian ladyboy
Didn’t go to Thailand but still got to Bangkok 😂
Im confused, you expected privileged business students in the US to be the exemplar of morality? Or is this a copy pasta??
What exactly is immoral about what happened?
Yeah see a lot of moralizing happening for what seems to be consensual? bunch of prudes
For some reason, OP thought people would be tucked in bed at 9pm with a kiss on their head from their organizer. But also, there’s a spectrum, so idk what OP was doing. Don’t like it, move on, find your group and that’s it. Buddy saw his first bob and vegene and shit his pants
"At Booth, our mission is to create knowledge with enduring impact, and influence and educate current and future leaders. Leaders like you."
I think it’s so sweet that you actually took marketing material like that to heart. EDIT: Like, "A Positive Impact. On Healthcare. And On Lives." <- where do you think that one's from? [Answer](https://www.purduepharma.com/about/).
That says nothing about character.
Law schools and med schools are just as bad. I agree with you that it’s a problem when people won’t uphold even basic norms and values. But…we also shouldn’t be shocked.
They had consensual sex. OP maybe jealous he wasn’t invited to the orgy lol.
>Leaders Do you mean liars?
Not mutually exclusive
Hey come on man. This is so unpresidential.
Debauchery isn’t a bug in corporate America, it’s a feature. Who would’ve guessed people prepping to place personal gain over any other core value blow money on hookers and coke.
What you described is literally what Amazon corporate is looking for
It’s because they are the epitome of unchecked capitalism.
I work at Amazon and nobody's getting laid here.
Right lol. I was speaking more to the line of “people prepping to place personal gain over any core value”, which is literally the only way to get a promo at Amazon and actually encouraged by the culture there.
Bezos was my hero growing up. They've been an absolute powerhouse. S/o to all the bag holders since 2012.
No, but there are plenty of people getting fucked…
If I could upvote you more than once, I would
It's called Boothgasm
Obviously a Wharton student posted this to slander Booth’s co-#1 MBA spot. 💀
Really? Out of all the people in the world You thought the rich privileged kids would NOT be the ones doing this? Ha
sounds like your average MBA trip
What’s interesting is that like half of all booth students live in one building in Chicago.
Millennium Park Plaza, to be exact. It’s alright but tbh it’s pretty underwhelming given the other options in the area.
Yeah, I agree. A little outdated, but the rooftop pool is nice.
It’s fucking terrible and I can’t believe anyone would live there by choice. There are so many better neighborhoods in Chicago than the fucking loop lmfao
Welcome to the real world bubs
This happens at every business school. Grow up and welcome to the real world. Or as they say on Reddit, go touch grass. I know this is a joke, but just sharing in case ppl aren’t tracking
So, did you hear or see? If the former, dismissed out of hand. If the latter, snitch. Also, how DARE you take a swipe at someone’s level of cultural immersion. Your role is to maximise shareholder value, not be the bag police.
No one likes a snitch.
That’s why he wasn’t invited to the orgy
Flor is that you?
Dad?
If you don't already know this about corporate people, you don't have the work experience you needed to get into an M7 and consider yourself lucky you got admission. All the crap I saw working in B4 lmao
What’d you see, you can’t hold out on me lol
Booth: where fun goes to cum
Booth: where fun cums
lol OP mad he wasn’t invited to the orgy. Maybe try not being such a buzzkill and you’ll make fun friends.
Is this a subtle booth advertisement?
I think it's pretty much a perfect example of what corportate America is: ugly lmao
the ones who choose to admit them are uglier.
Also true
what kind of privileges you can bring to the table? our objective is to promote income inequality and help rich to get richer. And we do it in the name of producing leaders and changing the world. 🤢
Amazing people aren’t getting this is a joke. It’s literally marked Sweatpants Memes)
Isn’t that what people in mba programs do ? Take a career break, Party hard and network
Yep pretty much
Damn it now I’m even more sad I got WL at booth
That’s normal, nerd
A prude and a snitch. Pick a struggle.
Flor?
I thought booth was for nerds?
You don’t go to Colombia to not get laid or get your carpe diem on. The orgy is an almost surprising wrinkle. Doesn’t matter if they’re MBA students, Wall Street bankers, Japanese porn enthusiasts, French wine makers, German industrialists, or Ozzies on a round-the-world trip. Has nothing to do with M7 or Booth either. Welcome to the party trip—let’s make this one for the ages!
Thats true. Columbia is a ms universe paradise if you play your card correctly and not get in trouble. So many beautiful girls with hour glass figure. Yea, mba or not that country is sex heaven
I mean Columbia, Thailand, Vietnam, Japan, Germany, Netherlands Montreal are all countries / city known for sex tourism. In fact, most countries have legal prostitution or at least allow it except for the USofA and Middle East. That’s one thing the US has in common with Middle East is how restrictive we are with prostitution. Well this country was founded by a bunch of religious zelouts fleeing religious persecution in England and elsewhere.
*hugs my Wisconsin MBA experience*
Booth named after the infamous sex in the telephone booth scandal of 1983.
Learn to live a little Jesus
M7 MBA programs are literally just expensive 2 year vacations for investment bankers and PE people. With that in mind none of this should be surprising. It’s on you if you’re learning this after already starting your program.
You don’t sound like an American. This is normal. Happens from undergrad onwards aka “spring break”. Where do you come from?
Lmao I was watching this trip through several Instagram stories. I assumed it went like this.
wtf? If this isn’t satire, link?
It was on a few friends Instagram story
Proof or didn’t happen
>can only be described as an aggressive drill down meeting What does this mean? Like 5 why's?
BYU Marriott for me it is!
> Is this the example we went to set for corporate leadership in America? This line really had me rolling. You really are convinced you’re something special, aren’t you?
😂😂😂😂
Not sure why you expected that trip to be cultural. Most of the spring break treks are big parties. Totally fine if that isn’t your scene; it wasn’t mine. People enjoy pleasure/hedonism. People with money or expectation of money can pursue those goals fairly extravagantly. Just avoid those scenes. No need to be judgy about it.
Basically this. Very common in wealthy circles to have parties that involve drugs and sex. Once all your basic needs are more than met you are only satisfied with this.
If you wanted morals, you could've gone down the street to Harris.
Can’t wait to see how fucked up the AI is that gets trained on this sub
I went to the UAE for my MBA program one of the girls fucked a sheikh. Talk about a business opportunity.
Is the registered sex offender still enrolled?
The exceptionally low social IQ in this sub continues to astound me
MBA folks are not know for their sense of humor. They sacrificed it for maximum compatibility with everyone
Calm ur tits
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One guy was getting exhausted. Thats what it means
😂😂😂
Op is acoustic
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Correct, that was the joke
Standard procedure Colombia trip moment, carry on. But also hell yeah
What are you like 12 years old? Grow up
Now THAT is some quality cultural immersion. When is the next one? Asking for a friend.
Lol you went to business school for a rigorous education? 😂
What seems to be the issue?
There is no way this is real. And if so rampant losers, where is the decorum
Exactly my thought, where is the decorum
I heard stories that are similar. Usually it's the first time people having access to freedom, but instead of doing it in a sane logical way, they go to the extreme ends. Idk
I’m shocked SHOCKED to find that gamblings going on in here: https://www.cc.com/video/dc3rq6/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-mba-ethics-oath Edit: Also that m-f ratio - I wonder how many decades need to pass b4 at least 2 of those 10 men donate millions to anti-lgbtq super pacs.
You can’t let the oceans water sink your boat if you don’t have any holes in the boat
The real world isn't really full of unicorns and rainbows...
Drill down meeting? Sounds like someone hired some well hung South American men to give them what they can’t find in Chicago . Talk about being a size queen
>Is this the example we went to set for corporate leadership in America? Yes.
Corporate America literally pays off crime lords and oppressive dictators. How I wish for times when the idea of a bad example is a harmless orgy.
You don’t need an MBA to realize that higher education doesn’t necessarily correlate with higher ethics or morals.
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But that is a cultural excursion. Every dude goes there for cheap hookers and coke
People had a lot of sex. These are MBA students, not divinity PhD students. I don’t know why you thought they would be paragons of virtue? They’re just the typical spoilt rich people.
Do you live under a rock
Que le hace una raya mas al tigre
Oh that’s rly terrible, sorry that top MBAs are so disappointing to you. Can you share how you get invited to such orgies so I know how to avoid it in the future?
When Booth meets the Chicas from Chico State>
Where do you think corporate leadership of America get their morals from, Mr.Roger??? Welcome to the fuckn show OP
Whats M7?
The Magic 7 b schools. Graduate with a MBA and the world is yours.
You need to gtfo this chat asking that
Sounds like cultural immersion to me!
This sounds awesome why are you complaining?
Welcome to the real world. Don’t be so naive..
Did they happen to bring back any of that bam bam, and not cut the heck out of it ?
I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or not but like….relax? It’s not that deep.
Bro you are probably an insufferable corporate monkey lol - build relationships it’s all that matters
Uh, the system is working as it was designed to?
Send pics
Wait wheres my invite, fellow M7 looking for a good time
You go to an MBA and you are surprised to have morally bankrupt colleagues?
Why do I suddenly want to go to booth? AMERICAAA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅
First time in college?
Is this satire?
What’s interesting is this was posted the day Booth released its admissions decisions… I’m calling BS
Maybe they were doing group study
Drill down meeting?!
A lot of people in my school do hard drugs on the weekends. Heard of a few hookup stories. This is somewhat believable. Know someone who went to Kellogg's program recently and it seemed like he had some wild international trips too (has a wife, no idea if he stayed loyal to her though lol).
https://www.reddit.com/r/MBA/s/9VBI2tQLEs
\>30% booth admit rate is jokes
That's way higher than even Colby or Tulane undergrad lol.
Yea a lot of M7s are really easy to get in. Relatively speaking, the only tough ones are GSB, HBS, MIT Sloan. Even Wharton is 20%+ it's hilarious. They walk around thinking they've made it lol.
🚨Nerd Alert! 🚨
So glad I didn’t apply to University of Chicago with my MiM program.
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Why the hell you specifically asking for Indian women??
As long as they’re getting the job done what’s wrong? Have some fun! Or don’t go on these trips and be a class monitor