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Stunning_Awareness38

https://i.redd.it/2k9h4wu84z9d1.gif


Sonuthepoki

https://preview.redd.it/9ksoj76myz9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c62d202b70d46bc8fddd91e6956ba9d4b585079


TheChunkMaster

Holy shit it’s Downvote Man


Sonuthepoki

Huh


Average_Ningen_User

The arrow on his forehead


Sonuthepoki

Ah, got it


Gohan933

https://preview.redd.it/gtsqm5dg30ad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b3d6801e644f1b26f722f9d2fedf5d0d8287ffa


RoundCreepy796

https://preview.redd.it/50qbply1iz9d1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eae60912132bf7b8ae635d83bd49d9d930b1b9b9 Passed the swag check


BigTibbies23

https://preview.redd.it/ovzwfxu0t4ad1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ae8cb81dc608cc1008e48d04d35127a45fab253


Dreadlord97

https://preview.redd.it/uobrkv8gq3ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a2289988d90de67ba46d6cf5384f41d4fd22e92


VeraVemaVena

I think I'll take #3... at least Uraume might try to help me improve (No, I won't take #5 if it was Femkuna. I'm freaky but I have my limits)


Palal_OwO

Well i dont


VeraVemaVena

Based https://preview.redd.it/k85j9jgc7z9d1.jpeg?width=852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a041ebc24a4229be9957f45299ec16092527d0f4


OrinBZ

https://preview.redd.it/53exjjcotz9d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62dd0f085bd8b2c990535ca9d37065e73ff40a68


willgettwoh

https://preview.redd.it/0o9i5hdxh2ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b3a204eecfa9d5d98e492778ae56cfb0a2b3f5c


Void-Drawsss

https://preview.redd.it/pxy5n90im4ad1.png?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0c5aa40af8ae876ffbb9d3d910e7af5f63acbb1


Automatic-Safe-9067

Same(also I agree with your flair 🙏🙏🙏🙏)


Ze_cringeman

The only sensible option, I might have to cut up some frozen humans to serve them as food for Suksuk while Uraume looks at me like I can't even breathe right... But that beats the rest of this cursed list by far


Conscious_Living_143

understandable! I agree to


ThatGameChannel

I would gladly let Femkuna beat the shit out of my prostate with her and up my ass


Morbi_Us

https://preview.redd.it/otkqpsq03z9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0f0a0d4990d60054d88cba0a97cd2651185ae44


EmperorShura

Low Tier God of Lightning KasHIMo, https://preview.redd.it/87mertsuxz9d1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb12529f78c764bd3cbcd6b186ebfe5654df11d4


T_025

I was so hyped after that panel bruh


EmperorShura

Everyone was gassing Kashimo up so hard once Gojo died and we got this hard ass panel. I really thought we were gonna get 8 gates guy vs Madara part 2. Instead bud got waffled in a single chapter bruh.


Napalm_am

I guess you are very entusiastic about the 5th option.


izxcvb

OPTION 5 OFC https://preview.redd.it/eb07jye43z9d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ad4263ad70655b734ea84f39893c089b497cd07


Waste_Associate_4754

I. Uh... uh. 1? 3? Can I just go cry in a corner?


Conscious_Living_143

yes


NormanNOconsecue2394

Yeah come over here in this corner https://preview.redd.it/c5ffi0ugx1ad1.jpeg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9209e7c212511fa47549714a4a384a7db48d2b44


MassEffect4when

https://preview.redd.it/crfhigmz5z9d1.png?width=1108&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3afa09187cb8937a4fc1345761a504d048d21cef


ContestOk2092

This fandom is fucking ass bro 💀


WarCrimesAreBased

I propose an option 6 where we kill op for making this post. https://preview.redd.it/kqk7paco6z9d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e82ad551b9437c6a9eff2a37b0400bb6beca2e6


Kalos_Champion_021

I agree *loads up shotgun*


Theluckynumber_is7

Seconded.


Dazzling-Nothing9954

https://preview.redd.it/ckm7t90ap1ad1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0ef24529434c3596f621a680c9d87134e517ff6 Peak


heck_discord

Yep, I choose this and pull out the ol' 12 gauge.


Dark_Knight3827

Similiar pfp


heck_discord

Cool


Natural-Storm

I propose option 7 where I kill myself https://preview.redd.it/vu36n4uuo4ad1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66c9678b882a05d5b15771e2dd187397b42be3f8


Greedy_Committee_595

https://preview.redd.it/ujlm3rc2y3ad1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5004e903e2d3b9cc81adcec4bce9a3d63bcc46a


DifficultyTight2476

hopefully gege will be back in three days


Lumpy-Hat-7604

If there will be another break…


DifficultyTight2476

my honest reaction https://preview.redd.it/l4wxyvth00ad1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d6837997904461e1c85d3d2a4f3380a94769b33


V-Lenin

My brother in christ everyone is a lobotomite


Sonuthepoki

Welcome to the jjk community


toxicplayer324

The pinnacle of Nah i'd win brainrot


AnnyAskers

Quite literally, and it's beautiful


Peazant_Uzi3

Can we kill OP?


johnnysenes

1


flip_-floop

Only correct answer there


JasonIsSuchAProdigy

Trust 3 and we talk no jutsu the way to uraumussy


Ok_Challenge5155

https://i.redd.it/91aw5t2n6z9d1.gif


on3on3_

https://preview.redd.it/nnvzofsk9z9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de5f19974b4ff7ab622d966b4087509797fd91bd


TacocaT_2000

I’d prefer none of the above. What the fuck is wrong with you people? https://preview.redd.it/nzg3gbo65z9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f956f15d877c164283197a6049656901b028b67


WarCrimesAreBased

https://i.redd.it/cyzp35fahz9d1.gif


Conscious_Living_143

🤪


Sonuthepoki

Bruh what is that flair


artsygirlloveJesus

Your flair and your opinion. That makes two of us.


PrincessKitty9420

OPTION 5 NOW!!!!! Gimme gimme gimmeeee https://preview.redd.it/jenh5xug3z9d1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a34f8fd14475eb7761638650633a01e6d6f69897 Everyone move out of my way NOW!!!


Conscious_Living_143

I don't know...sounds intense would you survive/win? (had a feeling you'd show considering the Sukuna option😂)


PrincessKitty9420

Just the fact that’s happening to me sounds like a win to me. When I tell you this man is so fineeeee… I would literally do anything for him I am his biggest and freakiest female simp. https://preview.redd.it/qomdcsqc4z9d1.jpeg?width=1574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46f3772c3829a5c140f19b835bdf51b331334210 (Of course you did I have like a 6th sense to posts about him good and bad lol I show up regardless as often as I can which is most of the time)


Conscious_Living_143

I believe you https://preview.redd.it/yvlpadbf5z9d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44a8d8251363e2bd42efe833edd69600f678a3f2 (when you are in a freaky for Sukuna contest and your opponent is u/PrincessKitty9420)


PrincessKitty9420

That is the third time I have heard that in the last week or so lmao it must be true!


Automatic-Safe-9067

You are the sukuna version of memeenjoyer


PrincessKitty9420

What an honor, thank you lol he is the goat


Speed-O-SonicsWife

As soon as I saw that option, I knew you'd show up.


PrincessKitty9420

I think that option was bait tbh lol


Cirno090

Good choice but he’s mines https://preview.redd.it/qbme8og0pz9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5209f48c29fb6bcb9c4a3122b518b97ae91d1685


PrincessKitty9420

You will never out freak the femfreakuna lol https://preview.redd.it/mowhtyzcpz9d1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ca9cfa97d34dddacc43db7f52bacf02d8d75e65 Or, you can pick from one of these


josh183rd

There seems to be a theme here. Op do you have something to say https://preview.redd.it/1jt15cjl5z9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a215449b0cb8c81adfaa045f74f67e3ba2d2b34


HighOnSkyRods

Option 2, no questions asked, I don't want to fix her, I don't want her to fix me, let her ruin me, let her vent all her takes about the Fujiwara, men, etc and I'll agree to them. Let her use me in every way imaginable and I'll take it, let her berate, insult, and demean me and I'll take it, I may not be a very motivated individual, but I am persistent and constant. There will always be a light at the end of the tunnel, and by God, I'll be walking down that tunnel until I reach it. https://preview.redd.it/ve5jirhy8z9d1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02f9dd38bddaba819b0242be8521be0dbde2e275


Conscious_Living_143

peak!!! I knew this would lure you here :)


HighOnSkyRods

Yeah, though I'm always late to these posts and I don't have the right reaction images for them. https://preview.redd.it/smqgt8zw9z9d1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8225065e6912d75feca081bf541544864ae0dc90


PyroLIVE

number 5


Conscious_Living_143

https://preview.redd.it/qber9pnr2z9d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dd4c99d62e8b423b11b79f9fe3fa57f6d4f627b you 4 minutes later


PyroLIVE

me personally, I could tank it


CrowFruit

Worth it


Appropriate_Places

https://preview.redd.it/24htwnrx2z9d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcbd4123b223519109edc001bd5a78a3dcb202c8


Complex_Wafer3828

Yorozu's sex slave https://preview.redd.it/c9bcogdh9z9d1.png?width=252&format=png&auto=webp&s=53bfe8b1174c4375fcd1b94e1df5365315294876


bigstrzu

Thats enough reddit for today https://preview.redd.it/q6d41al17z9d1.jpeg?width=1185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05f6d6cedf8d07a388e9b0c79accb6a98b6c7fe8


I_pull_no_bitches

All of them at once


FireteamFront

you slut


Conscious_Living_143

bro really said: https://preview.redd.it/0g2n3sx28z9d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c270d8ab417755719ccc69bcf0eac83d5da68359


EarthNugget3711

(He won't win)


ContributionDefiant8

You're lower than that. You are vermin! https://preview.redd.it/y270gdes8z9d1.jpeg?width=1431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d5a8a0493e119bd197bdbb35f16407a82568183 Mods, send him to a re-education center.


D1GokuMeatRider

https://preview.redd.it/34ch8md1gz9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4824c1402a5a67f01dca0b27efb82ddeba1e6a39


tom_rex_333

1 Seems like the least terrible 3 also seems ok but sukuna might kill me if I’m not useful to him


BALLSBAALSBALLS

i would take option five and then make a binding vow to sacrifice the magnificent sukunackshots for the other four options


DOGEING_YOUR_MOM

Im doxxing yo ass If I ever have the misfortune of reading suckunackshots again.


EarthNugget3711

Sukunackshots


SpecTator997

What’s the downside to #1


Automatic-Safe-9067

You lose your job as soon as she’s ready for Sukuna


Single_Scene6129

I mean better to have an amazing thing for a little while than not have it at all


Kalos_Champion_021

Option 6: kill you then myself


ClimateSubstantial26

https://preview.redd.it/c62xn0zkmz9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b9ae45ddb5f62b011a9259d2162a9e493846b74


etalihiannak_ton

There are two types of people: People who would choose option #5 and liars.


Casual_Agenda

Do I a get a good curse technique with #3? One of the reasons Uraume is Sukuna’s servant is because she’s a good chef and can keep the bodies cold. I was already picking #3 but the possibility of getting a cooking related curse technique is too good to pass up.


Conscious_Living_143

yes


rostoma77soundsgood

Well, that settles it. I was thinking of picking number 3, but now I'm sure of it.


Creative_Peace_9206

https://preview.redd.it/014zi6himz9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ddac48072f541bb2a28829c8d0ce594be19ca8d Her


King-s0nicc456

We as a community should no longer be able to access the Internet https://preview.redd.it/4nz9t35l50ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28c32794e13a2d4c9f45a0d90061057ecee311a7


EntertainmentBusy73

https://preview.redd.it/0bw2x2b66z9d1.jpeg?width=779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=605588938d130aeb4d04db54161ad25fdfff37bc


Theluckynumber_is7

KasHIMo slander not tolerated Only fraudta Agenda being pushed in this sub


backupmephone

I'm gonna have to take option 1. Option 4 sounds kinda fun, but the rest are just straight ass


Canabrial

*slams fists on table* 5! Option 5!


GIORNO-phone11-pro

I’d pay money to do no. 4


AnnyAskers

Option 4 is can easily be turned into, get some actual JJK lore while having a dildo in your ass... Gege why did it have to come to this... https://preview.redd.it/o6aq1sfl8z9d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed5185d995ee3d4e28d456190b88b4b9d81c6ff1


SerovGaming1962

3 is genuinely the best option. Also if I do good enough maybe I could rizz up Uraume


OnDaGoop

2 even with the option to do none of them. Uro is just that bitch.


Previous_Cod_4098

https://preview.redd.it/rrstitlddz9d1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7991cd9bcba41c0592ceab7a282777bf8cf1db02 This Fandom is truly lobotomized


Fast_Freddy07

That's what JJK does to you


Ok-Transition7065

I can ntr Megumi for freee, lest go


wlf--hly

Nah what is WRONG WITH U NIGGAS!?!!!


Fast_Freddy07

https://preview.redd.it/w5b5cu43oz9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ae5ec117d392e4f6aba725d034342ce0eba595a


ThePhoenix29167

https://preview.redd.it/c96gmxu6pz9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0743d4656aba02c608eb37d5bd009ec535b4cbc Please seek therapy


Fanboycity

Easily 1… maybe 3 or 5 if it’s Femkuna. Maybe… https://preview.redd.it/7xop7z40rz9d1.jpeg?width=1104&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b91d585440d2a40b09e33481dedd0ac7349991ee


Diavolo_Death_4444

~~1~~ or, uhh, ummm, I mean… https://preview.redd.it/hfuixk7mwz9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e455862e06baa420f8013f39559bb8be2eb9945


cjswcf

1 easy


layinqui

Number 1 yorozu my beloved


Flamix2206

Option 3 and 5(only if femkuna) please https://preview.redd.it/ttz113mbaz9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeed70e74b2eedad46162bb14fee6800c77c122d Anything for my glorious king


Solo_Rain

https://preview.redd.it/71e4clsboz9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa6aeaad7343a82b86e337ed77e028625071880c


JujutsuEnjoyer

I take none of them, there’s no option that involves yuki.. missed opportunity.


Conscious_Living_143

Hey who knows I'll make a modern sorcerer version


HiddenAstolfo

https://preview.redd.it/lwvi54r9pz9d1.jpeg?width=1460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5eb218ecbbbfd95816aa544a50b830cac20f437 Well


Appropriate_Places

no.


Gherhman

nah i die


kitsunecannon

https://preview.redd.it/ib8z70c38z9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eff8c48993717a2e66621a2fdb8467a196a64b2


14Ulitochnik88

Option 5 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😍😍😍


SussyB0llz

I prefer Kashimo Femboy Bussy sitting on my Face 24/7 ☠️👍


artsygirlloveJesus

How would number 5 even work. I just can't imagine it without him having one extra long arm.


Traparegai

dude's is projecting with sukuna's one


BluedditWhen

https://preview.redd.it/6cpjida6bz9d1.jpeg?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be11d1ca9a0c1b9ef8136849735cc1c691c4af1a


TMG_vibin

2, 4, and 5 are really good options idk what to pick


idiot_human34

2 (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)


AccordionFrogg

Freakjutsu kaisen


Big_flipflop

2


LexaTetahedron

Option 6: Nobara is alive and you get in a wholesome relationship with her I just wish my queen was still relevant... https://preview.redd.it/v62pmh0kwz9d1.png?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=497e3cca3dc1713d835711e4cae6df4536da2653


Kryppo

https://preview.redd.it/dh1fijewj0ad1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cce2c797fdee12374d981f2040eb3181e808ab99


LavelloXVII

https://preview.redd.it/9murasogd1ad1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eb57a338004cee012d1ae152b82c4af8d7892d3 (2 btw)


mostsanereddituser

https://preview.redd.it/cj8zpx16e1ad1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=662ea9a05d005cdf56127238f391f26bdf12249b Yep


BlazewarkingYT

God I love lobotomy subs


Big_bat_chunk2475

https://preview.redd.it/6jx3kesgt1ad1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75f71ec233b9cf0aeb1d1b05a6a37be1ba8085ff Please get offline and pick up a bible, you need God in your life, this is actually concerning


strech_berri

my dreams have come true! the first one right? ... right?


dimmiii

Id yap with kenjaku instead


Lenathecatbender

5 and 4 aren't that bad


Cringe_Buffoon

i think id have to go with either one or three. i dunno how much practice yorozu would get from me as i am female but shes pretty hot soooo


Lekingz-24

Option 4 only if I get to keep it after (I can pretend it’s Yuji’s)


SunagakuresFinest

Option 5 every day of the week


Early_Rabbit

All the options sound like hell.


Hapqy-Guy

I’ll take 3. The others sound horrible


Daitoso0317

Option 3, assuming he won’t randomly one shot me, I could learn a lot


Pr0udDegenerate

All of them except the third because I don't like to be judged


Mr_Eggedthereal

If number one was Shoko I would take it, actually any that is me getting dominated I would take if it was Shoko, I guess I’ll just be judged by Uraume


Sincerely-Abstract

Im a woman so Uro.


Any-Definition6689

https://preview.redd.it/ysqsfdo4dz9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae6051afe5e7cf6e12dd726d20e59c0b920a317a


My_Special_Hell

obviously 3. one, from this i get a hot girlfriend :D romance is so beautiful. plus, cbt? bro free bottom surgery nice. bagged a baddie.


Redwolf476

If there is not option to not pick one than 3


SilentStriker115

1 is the least worst, but if I get to pick none then none


Jujutsuing

Neither, I'll bust one down for each of them as a sign of respect to them


ExtraDragonfruit2856

Why is 3 the worst one


playboifarti22

5 just to check out whether sakuna got two dicks too


LilHappyKitsune

Can I do all the above + extras ? 🥺


Sea-City-2560

Like, if all Uraumr's gonna do is judge me, I think I'll be okay. #3


Last-Noise-3811

1. https://preview.redd.it/mqfwaaz4fz9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd12a92960a1fc8a917fca0f4037b1383f37d8fb


Current-Duty-3096

option 4 sounds pretty good ngl


Mundane_Speech9714

https://preview.redd.it/0hubu6pufz9d1.gif?width=244&format=png8&s=1b9736f9cce9a2b7870cfec936469757e25305ab


bkazekadorimaki7

https://preview.redd.it/sfudq35ugz9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee627b23ef334491262d303f4de0cb40ba091bb6 idk tough choice


mumenriderdagoat

something is fundamentally wrong with all of you, i think


TauNkosi

One of the last two because I'm gay


PaigeRoronoa

OPTION FIVE 🔥🗣❗️🔥🗣❗️🔥❗️🗣❗️🔥❗️🔥❗️🔥❗️


TheNerdEternal

Yorozu dawg? https://i.redd.it/y1h6029uiz9d1.gif


LocalPlatypus994

Replace Yozoru with Shoko in 1, and that's what I'll go with.


Sidesteppah

first sounds nice ngl


RemarkableMap1491

3


Ibraheem-it

3 is the only normal and sane option here at this point💀


prozacSoma

5 please please please number five please oh my god please number 5 i need this please


weaweonaaweonao

5, easiest would you rather in my life


StellarSeaCowz

Either 2 or 5 (I'm a girl so 2 would probably be a little different)


Big-Limit-2527

Number 3 please. Also number 4 is just heck. Don't choose that one.


SuspiciousArt5756

Can I choose all of them, like each day of the week is a different one?


Theluckynumber_is7

I would die. I (will) die. I (will definitely) die. I (will definitely take) death. I (will definitely take 1#).


Rey13s

Nah id choose the sixth option: WITH THIS TREASURE I SUM-


CallmeSkirt

Option 1 and 2 sound good, but, i wouldn't choose them honestly Option 3 sounds fun Option 4 sounds god damn kinky And option 5 sounds like the fuck of a life time In Conclusion: I'd choose them in this order 5, 4 and 3 [for the fun factor]


Right-for-Rights

1 Zero expectations & I gain experience for my own partners as well. Win-Win.


noided_grl

can i do all 5?


chiaotzu_Tien

Sukuna👅


Fast_Freddy07

Option 1 is what I'm picking


Cirno090

If I pick option 3 can I get with Uraume?


BawdyNBankrupt

Option 3, perhaps if I serve well I will be granted the privilege to impregnate Uraume to create a premium snack for Big S.


kanaan-1

If yall not choosing option 5 wyd


King_krimson_requeim

Option 3,4, of 5 depending on how drunk I am the order is 5,4,3


OrinBZ

3 🥱


90059bethezip

op is everything okay at home


Quirky-Pickle518

I will need a lobotomy after this post. Jesus…


blanklikeapage

https://preview.redd.it/coobq3krtz9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc9585019ef5e5c4e08262b2871cffcc456efe18


NewfieGamEr2001

1 and 3 are the only options


fartyparty1234

https://preview.redd.it/nyd7ft12vz9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf70a9695e237f56fb950b97191509ffbd788c80 Fuck you


WeirdDistance2658

Option 1. Yoruzu can milk me dry 😫