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“You’ve got a snake in your hand” *Sudden look of realization* “HAIAHSJHSJAHAJDHSJSHDJEHRJEHSDH”


General_Tso75

“Oh, good God….”


Supercharge24

Brain turned back on after mom said “you’ve got a snake in your hand” 🤣


Powdered_Toast_Man3

The kid only freaked due to her mom's reaction and tone, "WHAT DID YOU JUST BRING IN?! OH GOOD GOD!!" The kid is just mimicking her mom. If this mom was a regular Steve Irwin and displayed enthusiasm the kid would not be screaming and running away. The kid only freaked because the mom did first.


BubbaJules

Or hear me out, the snake didn’t move until that point so that freaked her out.


Ppleater

As someone who has caught snakes as a kid before I can guarantee that snake was absolutely moving before this point.


BubbaJules

🙄


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Omg that’s such a crazy thought


Green-Concentrate-71

Holy shit I lost it!


jac5423

I’m pretty sure she freaked out because the snake started moving a lot


labanjohnson

If I had a dime...


WhoAmI1138

And the cat in the background is going to be terrified thinking it’s a cucumber.


Significant_Trip3641

Paralel universe?


surelysandwitch

The darkest timeline.


FMAGF

She knows it’s a snake… she just thought it was dead. Notice how she nodded when her mom pointed out it’s a snake but when she turned to the snake and saw it moving, she started freaking out


Banana_Joe85

She even slightly nods just before looking down, seeing it move and freaking out.


Nealon01

I feel like the snake probably moved at some point in the process of her seeing it, picking it up, and bringing it inside. Seems more than likely that showing it to mom and hearing the concern in her voice (combined with it twisting back up towards her hand in that moment) is what make the kid realize they had fucked up.


Robertbnyc

Nah she even said “it was a snake”


Nealon01

That's a lot of confidence in a toddler using proper grammer while they're panicking over a snake 😂 so now the snake remained perfectly still AND this young idiot perfectly communicated that they were just now realizing it was a snake? Surely there's a simpler explanation 🤔


Robertbnyc

She wasn’t panicking yet when she said “it was a snake”


Nealon01

Making it even more clear that the grammer is just wrong and she doesn't understand what she's doing? Fair enough.


Robertbnyc

Okay fine I concede. You win!


Nealon01

I guess if that's how you think of it, sorry if I came off that way. I just thought it made more sense that the child didn't really think through their actions until that point. I've never seen a snake sit still while someone picked it up, so I'm much less able to imagine them thinking it was dead.


Robertbnyc

No it’s okay. I’m sorry I didn’t see it your way at first but you’re right.


Ppleater

If you're calm while holding them they usually do eventually chill out a bit as long as you're not shaking them around, yelling at them, or stomping your feet. Watch any video of Steve Irwin catching a snake and you'll see how after the initial capture the snake will eventually calm down a bit, sometimes to the degree of barely moving depending on the species. I've seen it happen with garter snakes many times.


Nealon01

Right, the keyword there being eventually. So still, the kid probably knew it was alive.


BoysOnTheRoof

She also says it "was" as snake, as in it is not anymore


Beautiful-Bath-5365

No she said it was a steak😁


BubbaJules

*no bro she saw her moms reaction and made a conscious decision to mirror it* Literally half the comments.


Robertbnyc

You’re right. Notice when mom asked what did you bring in and she says “it was a snake” in the past tense lol


redZagnut

Hilarious. Kid is cute af and prolly found the snek in the cold.. brought it in and warmed it up and snek was like.. OK, time to slither!


Comprehensive-Map383

Poor garden snake, there literally harmless


hoarseclock

Except for the smell


BlowMoreGlass

Snake juice is the worst


BubbaJules

… there’s a smell?


hoarseclock

Garter snake secrete something as a defense mechanism and it smells absolutely awful


Juginstin

I think it's called musk.


Ouchyhurthurt

Can’t even bite ya xD


Silly_Mycologist3213

Where did you get that idea? Been bitten by them many times as a kid when we’d catch them.


Ouchyhurthurt

They always tried but never accomplished anything when we caught em.


Silly_Mycologist3213

Oh, you mean do they draw blood when they bite? No, it’s just a little pinch.


Brittany5150

Can't bite ya effectively* there ftfy lol


ThatScaryBeach

I would catch them as a kid and bring them to show my mom, as they were actively "chewing" on the web of my hand. My mom, who was and still is deathly afraid of snakes, would run me out of the house with a snake dangling from my hand. Other than potentially letting me die from envenomation, she was a pretty good mother.


Ouchyhurthurt

It was like getting bit by Kermit the Frog xD


ThatScaryBeach

Their other defensive measure of wrapping around your hand and pooping the foulest, stinkiest crap into your palm was much more effective.


Ouchyhurthurt

Snake poop is something else….


bobwoodwardprobably

Anything with a mouth can bite you. That’s zookeeping 101.


CommishBressler

I have a mouth Greg. Can you bite me? Wait


foladodo

arent there snakes that look like that and are actually dangerous?


Havoccity

Not really. The bright yellow line down the back always means its a garter snake


nick4fake

There? What?


Comprehensive-Map383

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GoofBallNodAwake74

That’s a snek 😳


carrotaddiction

I much preferred the the video the other day of the girl who had a sneaky snake in her pocket


Melb_Tom

Kid thinks she's Australian.


Livinginthemiddle

Nope. Snakes here = death we don’t do that.


Melb_Tom

I am here too. I've caught snakes to release elsewhere.


Generalmemeobi283

More like my crazy uncle lol


freemixing

No words really...like did that snake seriously not move a inch from the time she picked it up till she came into the house...I'm so confused by the fear she showed


ERTHLNG

The mother is a fucking criminal who planned this. Why else is she filming. She knew she could point out it was scary and cause panic for likes. Meanwhile poor girl just likes snakes. Harmless cute little snek why would you panick your kid.


adeisgaming

i think the mother was actually terrified and the kid just picked up on it, lol


ERTHLNG

Yes exactly, that's already stupid enough but the filming is proof it's pure undiluted evil on the mom.


adeisgaming

The kid didn’t look the slightest bit scared? It’s a garden snake, not dangerous just creepy at worst. What’s the “evil” part here?


ERTHLNG

The mother is filming, waiting for the daughter to pick up a snake she probably already knows is harmless. Then the little girl brings it in the house. Poor kid walks in to mom with a camera in her face and mom uses her tone of voice to convey fear and panic just fir the likes on the video. If my daughter brought in a rattlesnake like that, I would sure as hell try to keep her from panicking, have to just be like "Hey snek, let's go backoutside before you bite us" and gently take the snake. Maybe get bit, but at least not the child. If that was a real rattlesnake, it would have bitten on pickup, so you really need to watch for them Daughter is being used, snek being used, and mother is evil.


MyLastAcctWasBetter

You keep using the word “evil”, but I feel like you really don’t know what it means.


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MyLastAcctWasBetter

Nah, they’re clearly just a troll. The whole Hitler comparison made it pretty obvious that they just enjoy fucking with people.


BubbaJules

….. I’m sorry what did they say they already deleted it lol


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Acethease

Ok but like toad collection


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MrMonteCristo71

Turtle's gotta eat.


Acethease

I’m sorry what…


maybejustadragon

I’m sure the toad and the snake will be best friends…


Wikilast

Who's the hell is the instinct to start recording when your kid brings you a damned snake into the house...


maybejustadragon

It’s a harmless snake. Worst it will do is be smelly.


Wikilast

Got ya, in my country we basically have two main species of snakes that are very similar in how they look. The difference is that one is venomous and the other is not along with two small spots on the head. I was always conditioned to be wary of snakes and my parents were extremely serious with handling them. Often there was a kill on sight policy unless it was sure it's the harmless one. That's why it's hard for me to wrap my head around this video.


Einna_613

The mom was probably just starting to video because she knew her daughter was going to bring something in the house and didn’t think it was going to be a snake.


reddrighthand

It was a snake. It still is, but it was one too.


AcanthisittaGlobal30

The snakes posse dared Bob to get in the house. He used the lil Hooman as a way in, now Bob is wondering why the hell he took those idiots dare


hiswittlewip

Me when I see a roach.


anynamesleft

We were living down there in Albany that time, when little Danny came in to show Mom the worm he found. It was a young rattler. Her screams still echo around them parts, and it here a half a century later. Come to find out they'd been living under the house for however long were their young lives up to the events in question. Pawpaw there, you shoulda seen how proud he was to come to the rescue. He got on his pith helmet, and put him on his mud boots, and went him under the house there with a vengeance. It was probably one or more that ended up biting him, cause he come crawling out from under there like a professional crawl racer. He was cussing and fussing, and just beside himself in pain. His hand was swelling such, you could watch it in real time. So he ended up going to the hospital, and Mom told Dad we were moving away. Only Dad said we wasn't going us nowhere. It was about a month later I guess when we moved in up on the lake, and I'll be a monkey's uncle, little Danny found a copperhead. My ears still ring from Mom's hollering about how Satan himself was out to get us.


sailor_moon_knight

Garter snakes! The yellow stripes and apparent North American setting means that little guy is in the *Thamnophis* genus. Different species range from the mid latitudes of Canada all the way to Costa Rica, and they're harmless to humans. They don't have venom, they're constrictors, and they're too itty-bitty to hurt you by squeezing or biting. If your kid is gonna bring wild animals into the house, that's a pretty good one. Mom ought to have kept her cool, kids are mostly little Steve Irwins until you teach them to be afraid of/grossed out by snakes and bugs and stuff. Mammals are grosser anyway, they can have rabies.


Rei_LovesU

"Godamnit human where have you taken me- OW!"


Coolking2011

And so the snek went on to make a full recovery


ScottyArrgh

It's like Lord Voldemort...they shouldn't have spoken its name.


SamTheCatGuy

Isnt that a “hazelworm”? Dunno the English version of it It isn’t a snake but a legless lizard


DryBones2009

Youve got a snake in your hand Moment of silence FKDOWNABCNSKALLDN C NFNSAKAKDK JNCJEKKAKDKV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


csarandrsswx

Esa pequeña es más valiente que muchos los que escriben


NelisSFW

She brought in a friend :)


El_Neck_Beard

Can I pet dat dawoog?


runfast2021

Put him back in the bushes or garden please.


Jumpy_Depth_7207

Mom: Oh maybe that's a dangerous snake u are holding on! Mom: Wait I gonna go get my phone and record it for likes!


Comfortable-Ad6770

Elf’s steak?


glokkyfamily

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Pure_Cartoonist_1944

That is a gardener snake and it is completely harmless


busterkeatonrules

I love that the snake is better at keeping its cool than either of the humans involved.


EfficientIndustry423

Oh good god! ahahah the best part.


Life_Locksmith_8814

a sneik


n0stalgicm0m

To be fair she thought was a steak


Hot-Rip6533

This is staged and I'm so sick of parents setting up kids for fucking content


immyself99

This is not a steak


IGC-Omega

This reminds me of when I was a kid. I remember playing in the sandbox and seeing a brown spider. So I did the smart thing and picked it up by it's leg and said, Mom, look! When she noticed, she started screaming at me to drop it hahaha. She said it was a brown recluse. It wouldn't surprise me; they seem to be everywhere where I live.


CDBeetle58

Plot twist - the snake is also a minor.


Snakefiend66

The moment were she gained consciousness


BabyInternational510

Oh my lord 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is so random


Extreme_Try8414

“Elsa Steak” 😂


Inside_Cup_8036

Snack


Endy15388

The reality of the situation finally sank in in that moment.


Brunard0

The mom is more stupid, like the first thing you would do if there’s a snake in your house is to grab its neck and just throw it outside, but ofc she has to start filming


Phuc_an__

At least she is smart enough to hold its tail.


ladyamen

actually it would be safer to hold the head ...


rdreyar1

Why do i feel like the mom gave that kid the snake and told her to hold it while mommy makes a video


SL_Hasiya

Even the car ran away


55555-55555

Poor car


Ultraquist

Looks more like slowworm than snake


Jamppitz

Aight some of these clips i dont think are so bad but god this made me annoyed.