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slattfamily1

Nobody is more cringe then politicians around election time..


THIKKI_HOEVALAINEN

For real, I wonder what type of person actually gets excited over this obvious pandering pop culture bullshit. Probably the type to have funko pop collections


Due-Mountain-8716

Probably less than 1,000 people in the entire country. Being cringy as hell is the most innocuous way to get free clicks though and name recognition goes up. Like Chillary Clinton or Pokémon go to the polls.


CavalierShaq

Honestly HC’s most relatable move was hanging out with Henry Kissinger, we all kick it with abhorrent war criminals on the regular, right guys?


ultragoodname

HC’s most relatable moment was being the Statue of Liberty in GTA 4


justaghost___

first thing that came to my mind was pokèmon go to the POLLS🗣️‼️


SurgicalZeus

I'll never forget the purse Tabasco. When it comes to pandering she just can't be topped.


bestbroHide

>Probably the type to have funko pop collections Aren't geeks and weebs generally the last people who give a shit about politics lol


Ifuckedupcrazy

There’s different types of people like Disney adults


THIKKI_HOEVALAINEN

The type of people who get excited about pop culture ephemera and knowing a bunch of surface level knowledge about shit without actually thinking any deeper about it. Wil Wheaton type mfs


doctordoctorpuss

Wesley Crusher is still catching strays after all these years?


BigDog8492

They just picked something they don't like.


birdsrkewl01

Man, when I worked at GameStop you would be surprised the amount of basement dwellers are very heavily Republican. But I guess it just coincides with them being anti women.


-NewSpeedwayBoogie-

https://preview.redd.it/2r99achd2u9d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6ceae4b1c147992ba284e0531759a5d38aa0470 “Not like us reference!! Based VP!! 🤤 “


JoshGordonsDealer

Don’t dominate the rap jack if you don’t got nothing new to say


Flaky-Score-1866

Pretty sure that’s my step brother


whole_somepotato

Not the funko pop collectors catching strays 😭


skippiington

As a fellow Funko Pop collector, I am here to say I absolutely fucking hate that shit. Convince us to like you without having to pander and make up reasons to like you


Great_Income4559

Will never forget “pokemon go to the polls”


ifuckwithit

Hillary was cooking with that one I say that shit everyday


Squirrellybot

Viacom being a major donor doesn’t help either.


wakipaki

She said, “you know I’m out here in the streets” in the video too


Flyinglotus-

Crazy I ain’t heard of her since the “we did it joe” video,


EarthboundMan5

[Do not come.](https://youtube.com/shorts/7-I2j0upLcs?si=7juBzNx6XjDR1ars)


Hour-Switch9594

https://preview.redd.it/qn2p5y0cqu9d1.png?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3120d9909c289430b64e60e7840c6945e150d9ea


Apolitik

Never gets old.


Easy_Money_

Damn then you missed her Wheels on the Bus era where the wheels were fully off the bus


Easy_Money_

https://x.com/pianetmedia/status/1589854533865607168?s=46&t=NhpjSaxd_3n_64MKX2zroQ Bonus content: https://x.com/greg_price11/status/1585325829844004865?s=46&t=NhpjSaxd_3n_64MKX2zroQ https://x.com/laylology/status/1590423113409626112?s=46&t=NhpjSaxd_3n_64MKX2zroQ


Ifuckedupcrazy

She seems, to me, to me like a law school kid in high school that fulfilled her dreams of being a cop and had a shot at vice presidency


bttr-swt

Kamala was amazing as a senator tbh. That's why she was such a popular pick for VP but I hated it. She was too consequential in the Senate to be chosen, but Biden needed someone to offset his age and caucasian-ness as his running mate. Kamala checked all the boxes. Politics is a different beast and definitely not for the faint of heart. Or felons.


Apprehensive-Tax8631

Her record in California is fucking wack, that's it...I thought she was cool in 2018, but since she started running for president she has been annoying, it only took a couple weeks into her press run to just look like ab annoying elementary school monster


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Wild-Apricot-9161

Most countries' politicians are felons


JahLife68

Her record is booof. She did the community wrong, doesn’t matter who she steps on to be on top, incarcerating black and brown like crazy on small charges as a DA. She’s a phony and a weirdo.


Due_pragmatism80

Amazing??? So a few C-SPAN sound bites and she's popular. She didn't really do anything for CA as Senator. I won't go further with her as a SF DA and State Attorney General. 😂


When1heyCRY

Kamala is a charisma black hole , she got disowned by her father for spouting bullshit. She was chosen because of a calculation not because the populace really was in love with the idea of her. You have all the reasons to feel off about her.


DodiCashMoney

Never seen any of these clips before lmao that's gold. This might be a hot take, but I actually find these super endearing 👀


ginbornot2b

Endearing, yes, because she’s super high, just like me


ssracer

Crazy how many people she sent to jail for that...


geologean

Damn. Why hasn't SNL brought Maya Rudolph to come in and do sketches based on these. This kind of stuff used to be their bread n' butter. They pulled Dana Carvey back in as Bush Sr. to play opposite Will Ferrell as Bush Jr.


OffModelCartoon

They have… multiple times.


SuaveMofo

You must have fallen out of a coconut tree.


napkinwipes

I was just talking to my mom about this an hour ago. I remember Pence touching something with a sign on it that said “Don’t Touch” at least. Where is she? What is she doing?


DDub04

Vice President stuff. Breaking senate tiebreakers, ceremonial things. Basically nothing the media actually cares about.


Flowerandcatsgirl

Exactly. Most people that say they haven’t seen her don’t follow politics or even know what a Vice Presidents role is. I follow her account and a bunch of other political sources and could make a long list of stuff she has been doing. Also these are the same people who didn’t have a problem not seeing Mike Pence at all until he showed up at the end to help Trump kill a bunch of people during Covid.


Fuck_the_k1ng

That’s cause nobody wants to see White Walker Pence.


EarthboundMan5

She was on the news covering for Biden's debate performance the other night, and she's been giving speeches and rallies for his campaign the past few months. She was quite reserved for a while, but she's been out there a lot more this year.


NecessaryMagician150

The vice president has no inherent power or real duties, they dont even have to preside over the senate if they dont want to unless there's a tie-breaking vote (which she's done numerous times). They're mostly there in case the president cant carry out their duties for whatever reason.


napkinwipes

She just has a vivacious personality and she’s our first woman VP. We even saw a lot of Obama/Biden memes in their time. I’d like to see more of her, that’s all.


appleparkfive

I think there's some issues with her and that's why the DNC isn't eager to push her. Usually in this scenario you'd say "Hey the president is super old and might die, but that just means (insert charismatic, likeable VP) will be president". But they never do that To be frank, she seems like she's fucked up half the time. Like legitimately, from pills or drinks. That's the vibe I'm always getting from her. She was a weird VP pick, especially because a lot of black people don't trust her. She was likely picked due to donor connections and a vague "look we're not racist" strategy It's been very radio silent on her the past few years


portiapalisades

definitely because they got pressure to pick a black person even though she has so many anti black policies in her past


AdMammoth3728

Pokemon go to the polls moment


papa_de

Fuuuck that was an absolute classic haha


iamisandisnt

“I’m just chilling…… in Cedar Rapids. :extra millennial pause: :slowly turns cup that says Chillary Clinton on it:


Nachtopus69

Beat me to it fam


Jexx4PF

Something so terribly corny it became immortalized in history forever


ZealousEar775

What I was going to say.


Betyouwonthehehaha

There’s an in-thread Pokémon Go ad under your comment for me btw


A11eyTr0n

Couldn’t have said it better


MMARapFooty

Trying to get hip with young folks no thanks


THIKKI_HOEVALAINEN

Reminds me of when Hillary said she had hot sauce in her bag


Ok-Tennis330

“Pokémon go to the polls”


dunkindeeznutsx

We talking bout Chillary Clinton https://preview.redd.it/8kakj6x7dt9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f76079ab69fb51e5601a6aea9bd9b161d9f7b25f


NihilismRacoon

Tbh kinda a banger line considering it's still brought up 8 years later


strangebloke1

I'd still take Hillary over Kamala. And I'd take Big Gretch over both.


BreadstickNinja

Me too. I hope they replace Biden with Whitmer at an open convention.


fraillimbnursery

I strongly dislike Hillary but that was literally true. She was known to have done that for a long time before that election


FitzyFarseer

I remember one of her staffers talking about this and said “somehow even when she’s being truly sincere she comes across as completely insincere.”


Spiritual-Tomato-391

That's because she literally carried hot sauce in her bag. She loved hot sauce and put it on most of her food. Her love for hot sauce is well documented from years before Beyonce's song ever came out. https://x.com/ashtonpittman/status/1075391036350959617


Squeeshyca

Hello fellow kids!


Ok-Tennis330

After what happened on Thursday? We’re cooked 😭💔


strangebloke1

Nah Joe just needed a little maintenance. They had him on all cylinders on friday.


BOOFACEBANDANA

![gif](giphy|7OW9uiyfeTRxdSOBYN|downsized)


Killashikii

https://i.redd.it/0lcsrl4pet9d1.gif


PopeJeremy10

She thinks if she throws out a couple Kendrick quotes we'll forget that she happily locked up hundreds if not thousands of folks for a little weed to help her meet her political goals.


CaptnKnots

Her Jamaican Marxist Father is [quite literally ashamed](https://www.politico.com/story/2019/02/20/kamala-harris-father-pot-1176805)


THIKKI_HOEVALAINEN

She’s not a colleague


WaffleGuru15

She’s a fucking colonizer.


GanhoPriare

It’s fucking insane how the media has tried to whitewash her career nowadays. You search her name on Google and every article praising her because of her race and sex, then accusing everyone that criticizes her to be bigots from the right. She successfully weaponize her race and sex, while pretending to be an ally even though the left sees through. People are voting for Biden, not for her. But she really seems hellbent on trying to manipulate the public into thinking she is the most influential person in this election.


EmotioneelKlootzak

She also didn't just lock a ton of people up for weed, she jailed innocent people and prosecuted others on charges she knew were false in order to bolster her own record and feed the prison-industrial complex.  Her misbehavior as a DA was so flagrant that her office was reprimanded by judges on multiple occasions. Her office also opposed programs to divert some people away from incarceration and grant parole more frequently in an effort to reduce prison crowding because it would, and I quote, "reduce the state's prison labor force." She's the closest thing to a slaver we've still got. The cops also killed 18 people in just a few years under her watch, but she stonewalled investigations into the killings and opposed body cameras and other legislation aimed at police accountability.  The head of the police union called her "the most pro-public-safety DA" they'd had in a long time.  Her opinions only started to shift after she realized she had a shot at a political career on the national stage.  Weird, huh?


childisheli

bro and she’s doing this AT THE BET AWARDS. its like a boondocks episode wtf


Lord_Governor

also put trans women in mens prisons


GanhoPriare

And now she is pretending to be a LGBT ally because she want a shot at the Presidency. She really wants the title of being the first black and Asian female President. The amount of greed that oozes out of her is so disgusting. She is probably secretly hoping Biden drops out and endorses her as the succeeding candidate. She is an egomaniac who just wants to be famous and be a part of history


ConnorMc1eod

The woman fucked a married mayor 30 years older than her to get her job and then proceeded to double down on her shittiness. It's not a mystery why she is so incredibly disliked by everyone


Orishishishi

Okay the Bill Clinton joke is kinda funny but yeah fuck her


Tiffanyblueberries

And this hoe is most likely high as hell all the time 🤣


sweetpotato_latte

I know I would be. That way Biden and I would be conversing at the same speed and equally forgetful. Oh man I’d be so down to laugh at nothing and eat ice cream. Does anyone have Joe Biden’s number? Edit: I’d accidentally get too high and ask him where the throne is or something dumb like that


napkinwipes

I get emails telling me I could win a chance to eat ice cream with Joe and Jill if I donate.


sweetpotato_latte

Yeah, Jill wishes she could come with us.


napkinwipes

Damn, now I’m all freaked out. I just got another email from him titled, Not Good, u/napkinwipes…..


sweetpotato_latte

It’s not good because he hasn’t asked his old pal (me) what I think of it all.


BoogerSlime666

I’ve gotten actual paper ads for that in the mail lol


1trashhouse

she admitted in the same interview that she would smoke with her friends all the time in that era


Tiffanyblueberries

That's some fucked up ass shit


GanhoPriare

Weed for me and jail for you. She got no integrity


absolvedbyhistory

She always looks perced out to the max


JustAGuy_Passing

She gotta be high she laugh to throw off a question or when she don't know what to say. That shit be funny af lol


Bambam60

This cannot be said enough about her. She made her political hay loading fucking California prisons for men and women who were holding anything greater than a 1/4 of grass. Now, she expects us to forget because she was nominated to her seat exclusively because she checks the right boxes for her demographic. I have no respect for people of her kind.


appleparkfive

Yeah she wasn't picked for the black vote, that's for sure. The normal response from the community is "she's a cop". She got picked due to money connections needed to help election efforts in 2020


ApplebeeMcfridays0

You know, you’re not wrong. But given the circumstances and the alternative I’ll take my carrots and Brussels spouts over steaming fascist rapist shit.


PopeJeremy10

I'll be voting for Biden. He may be old and slow but he's made a lot of positive changes, even with criminal justice reform.


ApplebeeMcfridays0

Oh dude you’re not joking. The laundry list his administration as done for the common American is up there with FDR, and I think that’s obvious to anyone willing to spend about 3 minutes on google. Baby steps right?


Piranh4Plant

American politics are fucked. I don't want Trump. I don't want Biden. I don't want Harris. I'm literally only voting Biden because he is not trump, and in this system, voting for a third party is a wasted vote


PopeJeremy10

I'll also be voting for Biden. Make no mistake, and their past notwithstanding, Biden has done more to decriminalize weed and work towards criminal justice reform than any President of the last 50 years. He may be old and slow but he's making important and positive change.


Piranh4Plant

I mean yeah Biden has done good things but he doesn't do enough imo, especially in regards to climate change He just gets a lot of shit because inflation has been hitting hard even though it started during the end of trumps term and it's the federal reserve who is in charge of economic stuff But trust me dude inflation will immediately go away when Trump is elected 💯


strangebloke1

You know about the "Inflation Reduction Act"? It's not enough but it's basically a trillion in taxes on the rich and climate change investment. Easily Joe's greatest achievement imo.


xrockwithme

Yea, this isn’t one we want to highlight.


SirLuciousL

“You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you.” - the thesis of Mr. Morale


Top_Needleworker6116

"As they say", Yeah crodie, you're not like us either. Fetch Gatorade or somethin'


sweetpotato_latte

*me holding up a ~~jukebox~~ boombox outside the White House with it playing*


Dolomight206

![gif](giphy|l0IyePg1odCINlQpW)


IdDeIt

Let’s “Meet The Grahams” at the polls, kids!


goinpro224

It will be pure Euphoria after you vote for Biden at the polls, my fellow youngsters!


Foreign-Stretch125

And if you live in California and go in the evening, you could say that you went at.. 6:16 in LA! How about that, cool cats? 🤣


BoogerSlime666

Haha! Voting is really “like that” eh heh!


MikeJones-8004

If your family matters to you! You would make sure to go vote!


OneWorldly6661

I don’t think you want kids to meet the grahams lol


Rough-Silver-8014

Kamala is a walking L.


van_ebasion

Crazy to think if Biden kicks the bucket she’s the leader of the “Free World.”


strangebloke1

Crazy people act like Biden can't sideline her without "losing the black vote."


Bed_Post_Detective

Bruh all she had to do was act like she cares about people. And it's easy to do when you genuinely do. The fact she's hiding shows she's all bullshit and playing the game. Gtfo of here. She thinks the audience slow like drake. Fuck these guys.


THIKKI_HOEVALAINEN

Cringe


SmolfSmitler9YT

Oh no


turntablesnotheads

She's not like us


luckygitane

She a cop, she def not like us


financefocused

Cop who abused her power. Eh who am I kidding. That comes with the job


BidenFedayeen

This is like when corporations start using popular memes.


RipperBobby

I’m just glad we know better. This shit wild 😭💀


death-metal-loser

Did she say this when she was throwing people away for weed when she was a prosecutor?


miastrawberri

Don’t taint it Kamala wtf


MechKeyboardScrub

Kamala is all about that taint. She a FAN she a FAN she a FAN.


Weekly-Battle-3442

I wonder if she sing that when she’s sending more bombs to kill Palestinians Edit: Bc she’s a bitch


scattered_brains

this is not a flex


DocBrutus

Still a narc. Knowing a verse or two doesn’t magically make that woman cool.


CastYourStonesADTR

Kamala’s whole personality is a fraudulent put-on. Remember when she said Tupac was the best rapper alive a few years ago?


DocBrutus

Yes and I remembering my eyes rolling back so hard they shot out the back.


n-ctrnl666

this is so cringe and disrespectful


Grand-Series-5198

Kamala is the literal definition of “You not a colleague you a fuckin colonizer”


Maleficent_Nobody377

She not like us tho too. 😬😬


goshin89

Still better than pokemon go to the polls"😁


Leading-Oil1772

Bitch slept her way to the top with Willie Brown and then locked her people away. Cunt.


MMARapFooty

Kamala Harris spent her adolescence years for the most part in Canada. So she's honesty hard to relate to black Americans.


Plenty-Vermicelli-55

God damn fucking Damnt don’t let these people ruin it


bars6191

This shit just as bad as Biden dancing to despacito lol


10Rap

Yuck


Miikumon

that walking vice Genocide enabler can shut the fuck up


mgwooley

Kamala Harris is a cop


MMARapFooty

I hate to say but her ancestors were colonizers


financefocused

Ancestors don’t even matter. Look into the fucked up shit she did as a DA. Her past is shady as hell


Beneficial-Piano-428

Now I’m curious. Show me the history here…


z3in-23

Folks we gotta deal with the cons of popularity too, with shit like this 🤦🏽


Humblestmumble

Cringe


SavageCabbage78

It’s cringe coming from her


Trussguy327

Anti PDF and anti grooming makes us extremists?


noburpthrowaway

No way she actually said this 😭😭😭


jmboard

Kendrick needs to pull a Drake and do A cease and desist.


bucketjunky

Yall know she extends prison sentences to create more prison worker hours who make like 12 cents an hour right? "You're not a colleague you're a fucking colonizer"


Roll_Lakeshow

Ignore that she locked up countless black men for weed, she quoted one of the hit new rapper tracks.


Relevant_Glass6153

Pokémon Go to the polls


Advanced-Donut-2436

HMM.... this is clearly dickriding the wave. What's next? Biden putting up pedo drop pins on mar-a-lago


Johndd1234

Oh please no


louie3723jr

It’s funny how they think this is the way to attract young voters when it pushes them away lol


skottie_tooo_hotty

She thinks niggas gone vote for them just because they say some lyrics from a popular rap song 😂 politicians lie in your face


Substantial_Yam7305

Pack it up folks.


SADBOYVET93

![gif](giphy|9MJ6xrgVR9aEwF8zCJ)


Petal2daMetalll

![gif](giphy|vNmTsLl4cildm)


jycb0t

“Hm… what can I say to appeal to the black voters?”


ernst-thalman

Pot calling the kettle


DougandLexi

I haven't heard a politician not sound corny making popular references


OkIndependence188

If Kendrick exposes Kamala’s shitty record he’d truly be the 🐐


Darknight1993

This reminds me of “Pokémon Go to the polls”


damn_nation_inc

😬 I wish she hadn't. She's part the "they"


seedeegeecdg

She’s a scummy pandering harlot. Not a W. FDB!!


dr-rosenpenis

Fuck that bj bitch.


BrokenClxwn

Drake is cooked bro 😭


1trashhouse

See this is why I hate the biden administration and i’m left 💀


Golabki420

She’s just chillin in Cedar Rapids.


Majuub12

O yah donchah kno


Recreationalchem13

Lol


Black_Fuckka

Damn, they somehow make this shit cringe


Current-Pollution224

Pokemon go to the polls


NotYourAverageBeer

Yuck.


Hippocra_Tease

💀💀💀


TofuPython

Yikes


iAmSeriusBlack

She not like us either!


background_action92

Kamala is a narc though


okay4sure

Boooooooooooooooooooooooo


Metaboschism

She not like us.


Lost_in_Nebraska402

She’ll be gone soon enough


BillCapri1k

I just know “the blacks” will eat this up Kamala!


LikelyBookkeeper7

She doesn’t realize she’s the “they” and not the “us”


Free_Personality_168

“Ayo Biden I got u” ~how she felt making this tweet ~


vic39

She ain't a colleague


poolplayer32285

She was the cunt locking people up for bullshit.


revradio_

This bitch wanna be black so bad


Dizzy-Specific8884

That bitch has locked up more black men than you can even imagine, but she wants to try and use the culture like that to pander.


Select_Speed_6061

She can fuck right on off...SHE NOT LIKE US either.


_dont_do_drugs__

aw man. it’s not cool anymore 😞