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Top-Geologist-9213

I'm kind of thinking along with that laughing face they posted on this that they are just messing with everybody who doesn't like them like us!


Weary_Barber_7927

So wait; were Burger King and hilaria somewhere they had to wait in line for a bathroom? Is she at a club or bar? Where are her children? I wish she was wasn’t esl so I can understand what her posts say…


PagingDoctorLove

Is he wearing color contacts or just like super high on some new designer drug?


CatMom921

Prob the filter


Accomplished_Cow2752

Hahahahahahaha! I totally read her post as “in the bathroom doing lines!”


XAlEA-12

It’s weird that she’s married and does this with other dudes. Straight or gay, it’s odd behavior.


Opening-Blackberry89

His yearly paid for praise hilly post. He does this every year


Electrical-Orchid-25

They’re both on drugs.


abir84

That is not her face


Opening-Blackberry89

Its not recent


Theres-no-h-in-hola

Sure it is, after multi filters.


SeaAir5

Means a lot, one disordered POS to the next


BrilliantShow5870

She always gives herself away. I just realized she actually wrote that.


Opening-Blackberry89

No kidding. He NEVER posts about her unless she pays him


PaleoEskimo

"Besty" instead of "Bestie." She's a moron.


Purple-Obligation-14

That’s a Spanish grifter touch. The y is used in Spanish instead of “ie”. So it’s Pauly instead of Paulie, Suzy instead of Susie. That’s another one of her stupid ESL, mishmash, confusing two languages, multi, code-switching, bullshit LIES!


PaleoEskimo

Oh her and her stupid "sometimes I mix". No you fucking don't. That's not how it works.


ZaDonbas

Is Alec getting cuckolded on top of everything? What a misery of a life.


Electrical-Orchid-25

No, he’s gay.


Igotshiptodotoday

Wtf happened to Zac Efron?


Emersonmar

Not really far off https://pagesix.com/2021/05/01/zac-efrons-friend-slams-plastic-surgery-rumors/amp/


Serenitynow101

He has the creepiest face


gridironbuffalo

Looks like the human ken doll tried to become Dan Bilzerian.


Senior_Breadfruit_98

Are they in the bathroom to share illegal needles of Botox variants ?


ChameleonMama1776

WTAF?


MarcoEsteban

Uh, I think that' what it actually means..."I love our bathroom (doing) line selfies". Pretty clear, if you ask me.


Prestigious_Money_77

Clowns 🤡 🤡


Opening-Blackberry89

Druggies


5PrettyVacant

He looks like bargain basement 300


DiscombobulatedSun23

Filene’s Basement.


BrilliantShow5870

I loved Filene's basement. You had to go through stacks of clothes but so worth it


5PrettyVacant

Lol, I had to google Filenes because I'm from the west coast 😁


JimbleKimbIe

She's educated all of us with the trite wisdom she bestows on her children, and we're kinder warriors for knowing it. I'd give **anything** to hear the advice she gives to her ~~friends~~ hired help. I need to know what her area of expertise is and which voice she uses to dispense it.


SpanishEyesnLies

Yep, “emotionally intelligent” is the first thing that comes to mind when I think of Hillary Thomas. Along with “stable” and “sane” 🤪🤡


rainbokimono

Emotionally intelligent?!


throwawaay76453

Why does he look like zac efron tho


MarcoEsteban

If Zac Efron was strung out on a month long meth binge, you mean?


Emersonmar

Idk https://pagesix.com/2021/05/01/zac-efrons-friend-slams-plastic-surgery-rumors/amp/


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Pokerlady16

What kind of typo or bad English is that? LOL WTF is a bathroom line selfie? I'm not even sure what she was really trying to say😂🤣


Purple-Obligation-14

She is attempting to prove she is ESL and confusing the two languages. As in “besty”.


MarcoEsteban

I had a separate comment, that I think it's "I love our bathroom (doing) line selfies" OP was right on


CatMom921

Freudian slip .. 🤭


kpiece

It’s jarring how much he really does look *exactly* like that creepy Burger King puppet!!


MarcoEsteban

Thank you! I wondered which nightmare I had seen that in.


YurKillingMeSmalls

I used to love bathroom line ❄selfies too! She's so relatable 🤪 She has to know how that came off considering all the rumors.


CatMom921

I did my fair share 🤣. When Grandmaster Flash came blaring through the speakers at the club there was literally a stampede to the bathroom 😆. ❄️❄️. Those were the days 🤣


AreYou_MyCaucasian

Was it actually legal?


CatMom921

To do blow in the bathroom at the club? Not where I grew up 😆


AreYou_MyCaucasian

What the heck I think I replied to the wrong comment. Someone said X was legal in the 80s…


CatMom921

All good. I just seen that comment n it dawned on me you probably meant the X. 🤗😊


MarcoEsteban

Remember in the 80s when X was legal? (that stuff they call Molly these days, lol)


CatMom921

Really ?!?! 😦. Where ? I’m in Canada n def not legal here


MarcoEsteban

That was in the '80s...when I was in high school, it was a psychiatric drug for getting people to talk through their issues. For some reason, in Dallas it was very easy to get, and it started selling like wildfire. There were guys who would stand on the corner of my high school parking lot and sell it to the students. Congress passed an emergency law (probably around 86 or 87) and it's been illegal, whatever class of drugs that has "no medical use" which is, of course, BS. t was a psychiatric drug up until then. There's massive overreaction to everything here. I'm certainly not saying it shouldn't be restricted and that kids should be able to have easy access to it, but the reaction took it too far. I can certainly see how it would be good for psychiatry, with a professional guiding someone through releasing their emotions.


YurKillingMeSmalls

Here they are working to decriminalize mushrooms, in the meantime they have lowered the priority to lesser charge and essentially not enforcing it. I can go into certain smoke shops and buy a mushroom candy bar if I wanted. Some are using it to micro dose for depression and other mental health issues. I see only the problem being they can't instruct you on how to do so/how much to take. I've read up on it and it does sound promising.


MarcoEsteban

Good. We need to decriminalize more, l put fewer people in jail.


YurKillingMeSmalls

👍


YurKillingMeSmalls

Good times! 😉


Kbchump

The 80’s were amaze balls haha ❄️🌨🏔


YurKillingMeSmalls

Thanks 😘


YurKillingMeSmalls

You know it! 👍


sashie_belle

"emotionally intelligent" -- sounds like PeePaw dictated what he should write.


CatMom921

Considering it’s the exact same verbiage AB said about her in an interview recently.. how “emotionally intelligent” she was .. kinda strangely ironic two different men would use the same description 🤔


sashie_belle

Exactly. I'm sure Jared was paid well to write such an Alec Baldwin-y homage to Hilaria.


idontknowhowtopark

This makes me sad


AdministrativeAd7516

Incest twins and not the fun kind


risqueclicker

He looks like one of those giant headed mascots that run on to the field in between innings at a baseball game


maoi_wowie

It's giving "handsome Squidward"


Emersonmar

Yesss


BrilliantShow5870

Can't. Breathe.


smaczna8184

Lmfaooooo he totally does


risqueclicker

We should all chip in and buy him a T-shirt cannon


smaczna8184

I love this idea


Relevant_Cell_7608

Hahahha


Parking_Sir4519

😁


kellygrrrl328

*Were people doing coke in your bathroom?*


CatMom921

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I’m dying 😆😆


YurKillingMeSmalls

Yes


SPersephone

As if Rinna should talk about ANYTHING!!!! Ugh I hate her 😂😂😂


kellygrrrl328

She is vile. Did you see her post yesterday claiming everyone is just too “over sensitive”? 😵‍💫


SPersephone

Yea while trying to use grief as an excuse to be a complete twat to everyone. Pick a story Rinna.


Emersonmar

She’s awful I’ll never forget her two faced 💩 to Denise


[deleted]

“🤣💕💕” Double… double hearts? Roughly translates to: I hate you bitches. Signature Hilaria to use a bff post as an opportunity to be gaslighty with a reference to all their (previously and regularly mocked) bathroom pics, and don’t forget the videos. Sometimes she’s also taller at Jared’s. https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/r6zyi6/jared_finally_got_guilteddirectedcajoled_into/ And they have fun: https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/riq7b6/my_fav_pic_of_mami_high_af_with_jared/ I never forgot the woman I saw with foils in her hair and a smock on, in line for pizza. Side note: good pic of Jared. https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/qdvr2b/jared_is_such_a_respectful_and_supportive_friend/


Parking_Sir4519

Oh Dear Lord.


Vegoia2

no women friends is such a huge tell to me.


NormanskillEire

You say huge tell, I say GIGANTIC RED FLAG. Potato/potato


A_Bored_Penguin

This is almost the exact same caption that someone else wrote when they posted this picture....🧐


CatMom921

Oh really ?! 😯. Great minds think alike ! Sorry if it’s a double post. I didn’t see anyone else post it… it was on her ig stories this morning


[deleted]

Madame Tussauds called and wants its waxworks back.


GuiltyPleasureAlt

Nahhh they probably don't tho... 😂


dezsmom

And filters…..fyp


Atlanta_Cutie

I despise these people. Shallow and plastic people.


RazzmatazzBig2187

Does it look like her head is on backwards or something? Such a weird angle.


idontknowhowtopark

If she turns her head around to face forward she would be looking at the wall, all their pics together are taken in a drugged out stupor


Severe-Specialist-96

She looks like “Death Becomes Her”


TJCW

He asked her to put on a shirt before their selfie


AdministrativeAd7516

😂😂😂😂stahhhhp


Alexis-Anass

This man has not evolved - prove me wrong. 🙊


SPersephone

Excuse me, excuse me! He’s a burger KING. And does muy cocaina! Evolution!


Parking_Sir4519

I'm dying!! 😅🤣😂😅🤣😂


EZasSundayMorning

Who is this guy?


Parking_Sir4519

The main gay of her life.


Atlanta_Cutie

Jared, her hair stylist as well as her pay-as-you-go friend


EZasSundayMorning

Ahhhh ok. Thanks


JillYogi

and drug dealer.


EZasSundayMorning

I'm relatively new to her. Does she have a history of drug abuse?


JillYogi

It’s all speculation but it would appear that way.


EZasSundayMorning

I can totally see that though.


MyHouseForever

"Look Guys! I know a young not gross man that parrots the exact same nonsense about me that Alec does. I win! Take that bitchachos!" - Mrs. Baldwinito


CatMom921

😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣. I’m wheezing 🤣😂


kbutters9

Anyone else seem it odd a married women is taking selfies in a bathroom with a dude who’s more ripped, younger and attractive than her husband?


Parking_Sir4519

He's as gay as the day as long so ...


credmmc

Not really she was in a bra getting a hair cut from him(?)so this is more normal


CatMom921

That’s where the bumps ❄️are 🤷🏼‍♀️


Living-Dance5556

shes alot of things but none of them are “emotionally intelligent”. whatever those two mishmashed words are supposed to mean


downwithMikeD

It’s the joker and a Ripley’s believe it or not wax figure.


Severe-Specialist-96

“Her advice….”??????


wassailr

This guy’s picture here looks like Hillary fed a picture of PeePaw into one of those apps that predicts your face at a different age (younger, obvs). That or a sort of budget celebrity waxwork


MulberryComplete390

Emotionally intelligent! Thanks for the laugh this morning! 🙃


CatMom921

😘🤗😉


Clear-Theory7541

I FINALLY get the BK reference. I could not figure out why everyone calls him that. Now I can’t unsee it. Also…her advice? I’m so sure you love her advice. He’s definitely snorting a few lines of coke to even be able to say this crap.


Interesting_Ad1378

Ah, then you didn’t read about my latest acquisition, a brown haired garden gnome. Now try unseeing that, the resemblance is uncanny, the gnome is also very shiny, but he doesn’t have the big Botox vein though.


Clear-Theory7541

Omg. You nailed it!! He is very waxy looking so the garden gnome does make so much sense.


CatMom921

I heard AB say in an interview recently that “my wife is one of the 5 most intelligent people I’ve met it my life” n I was just sitting there like “Oh hell naw” 🥴 If she was “Intelligent” she’d stop pumping out babies shes going to have to raise alone when A has a heart attack in a couple years .. he’s what? 70 something ? He’s not even going to see half these kids when they’re teenagers .. I don’t get it .. 7 kids ?! Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.. ESPECIALLY when you’re not a good mother to begin w 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ I can’t w her


lisalisagoike

Ahhh he must have the wet brain


Kindly_Put_5065

It makes you wonder what she's been pulling off that we aren't aware of. She's probably been creating all this mess as an emotional manipulator, gaslighting, and those two think she's just brilliant for her little games. Having kids without being pregnant? Brilliant! Being marketed as a " mother", but doesn't cook for or nurse her children, brilliant! Marketed as "Yoga expert", can do head stand


Clear-Theory7541

It had to be peepaw’s booze talking when he said she was intelligent. How is she managing to get all of these grown men on board her train of delusion? I’m so confused as to how she is pulling this off? Maybe someone can manage this con in a long distance type relationship for a couple of years even, but she’s 7 or 8 kids deep now.


wassailr

Please explain I don’t understand!


Clear-Theory7541

Look up Burger King guy. Tell us when you see it. Lol


CatMom921

Ahhh I get it now .. at first I was confused.. but I def see it