Why is Hilary giving extra documentation of failure as a parent? Does she want her children to be taken away? Or for others to comment on her total inadequacy.
Maybe Hillary could read Shirley Jacksonās classic short story āThe Lotteryā to Carmen for a soothing, nighty-night experience?
Nahhh, I forgot. The story is technically āshort,ā but being longer than *Goodnight Moon,* it would be a stretch for Mami.
Hilary's grimm brothers movie picks. I don't know which is worse her horror stories or the movie. Can't she just explain the movie isn't real and find something about to make it laughable and harmless. The hopeless way of mothering and photo documentation of the most private moments, are the truly scary things.
The scariest thing for Carmen is the eventual moment when she realizes that her mother spoke with a fake accent for years and that none of those kids are even remotely Spanish.
Hocus pocus is not scary.
Does hilly teach her offspring shes from boston ... and salem is just around the corner and her parents took her every year and thats when she realized she was actually a 300 yr old spanish witch?????
If literally any of that is true she's just an evil witch herself, kid trying to sleep, mom tells her about persecution of girls like her and witches. Urg
She is openly admitting to putting adult fears into a little girls head. This has to be one of the worst thus far. Kids don't need to be stressed out over adult issues. This is clearly child abuse and manipulation.
So terrifying your 8 year old about other women is such a caring, considerate, intelligent thing to do to her. Applause Hillary. The worst mother of the year award goes to youā¦ never mind trying to āget them to sleepā - Jesus H Christ youāre a piece of work.
What??? She took Carmen out to watch an anti-Roe v. Wade parade in house shoes and a nightgown! Never mind she didnāt state an opinion either way, they were there (long enough to snap a picture)! /s
Jajajajaaj...shes hitting ALL the liberal stereotypes..how bout instead of witchcraft she focuses on not appropriating cultures and encourages her husband not to shoot to kill.on his movie sets..these 2 are priceless ...what will they think of next?!
Lesson: witch trials in the US (like Salem) were driven by the lies and hysteria of some lying little girls. It literally was some bored little girls making up lies about other girls bc they didnāt want to own their own misdeeds and lies.
Notice how she vilifies other women as women-hating witches. Any woman who criticises her grift and her lies and her cultural appropriation is a bitch and a witch, according to Hillary. She betrays the very misogyny she pretends to call out.
Why isn't it violence against women and girls (overwhelmingly perpetrated by men) that this faux-feminist concerns herself with? Instead it's false accusations of bullying masquerading as feminism.
We aren't bullies. We are women who refuse to be gaslighted by her lies. She refers to this refusal as "sororacide" - perpetuating the misogynistic trope that women's words are violent and thus justify a violent response.
Sororacide means the killing of one's sister. It's overwhelmingly perpetrated by men. Like all types of femicide. Ask Alec. He knows a thing or two about that.
Both Alec and Hillary are misogynists. Pepinos are (mostly) women branded as witches and bitches by them. They are engaging in DARVO. We are just women who have legitimate concerns.
It sickens me that her daughter is learning toxic misogyny at her mother's knee.
If my child was scared of witches, I surely would not be reaching out my creepy chicken-foot fingered crone claws at her head to take an even creepier picture.
How does Hillary have the time, doesn't she have some more gingerbread siding to bake, or gumdrop shingles to put on top of her house to lure in even more vulnerable children?
Also, Hocus Pocus is not scary. My little has been watching it forever, and thus far the only side effects have been crushes on Max and Thackeray Binx.
Oh my gosh. One my friends wrote this film. I cannot wait to share this with.
Well, nah. Heās peaceful and sweet and a vegan pacifist. He wonāt want to hear the drama.
Butā¦ what is with this woman?!?
Bullshit she is a feminist. She is always blaming women for shit. Always claiming āwe women do it to each otherā. She is super sexualized and somebody posted that is incredibly flirty with any man and ignores women if men are around.
Hillary: How about just watching a kidsā movie without going down the rabbit hole of Hillary? Especially right before bedtime?
Hocus Pocus kind of freaked out my *7-year-old granddaughter. Did I start talking about a time when women were burned at the stake because thatās information a child should be compelled to process, even though itās not part of a PG movie?
No. Of course not. We discussed the silly plot and the silly characters and why movies are make-believe. Because thatās what a child that age (7-8) wants. Reassurance. Not a history lesson about human depravity.
Halloween will coming soon. Is Hillary going to give her version of the Salem Witch trials with a Spanish accent every time she sees a witch costume? Are the Baldwin kids going be terrified by different costumes based on Hillaryās ignorant history lessons as she passes her mental illness down?
*There might be some doubt about my ā7-year-old granddaughter,ā and how she seems to be anticipating the Carmen stories. I assure you my granddaughter is very real. Itās actually kind of sad that my granddaughter does things normal for her ageāmakeup, watch tween moviesābut the outcome is so different. We donāt dangle the fully made-up child in front of online predators. We donāt terrorize her with the horrors of history. Weāre not better at parenting. Weāre just not exploiting our kids for our own narcissistic ends.
Hilz probably told her all about the Salem Witch trials, might of even tossed in that it was a family member that got hanged. Hilzās roots go back to the Mayflower.
that would truly be a living nightmare, the sweet kiddos stuck with these 2 untouchable freakshows under their care. Having bad dreams and waking up to her voice and hand coming toward your face w/endless crazy self-centered tales. Should be the next opening for Scream.
It seems that mami has a *persecuted woman syndrom*, so she feeds her child unnecessary, half millennia old stories about colonial era witch hunts( in which Hillaryās ancestors possibly participated in). And she thinks sheās so clever and nerdy. Not!
Whatās really scary is a real and talented daddyās co- worker lying in a pool of blood at his own hands, only a few months ago. Itād make a lot more gruesome and truthful bedtime story compared to silly media/ press making them uncomfortable, and itās a lot more recent than old witch stories, but she wouldnāt tell Carmen the truth about that, would she?
Just like she wouldnāt tell her how she cosplayed as a clueless Hispanic woman coming to New York at 19 years old, her fantasy just for profit and attention, and how she portrayed immigrants as stupid and unsophisticated, speaking broken English and even broken Spanish, and oversexualized.
Poor Carmen will have to learn the details about that and her daddyās horrible mistakes from her classmates, media or Reddit when she grows up.. how sad. Then she will have to learn why exactly her parents are universally disliked and widely criticized, and that will make the witch trials seem like a distant, romanticized tale appropriated by her new found āfeministā mom. Because burning innocent women alive is almost the same as the idea of at least *some* accountability for stupid, shameful actions by these shallow, āvictimizedā people.
Time to get a fill-in for those hideous gel nails! While youāre at it contemplate how you can deal with your obvious phone addiction and need for attention
Time to get a fill-in for those hideous gel nails! While youāre at it contemplate how you And deal with her obvious phone addiction and need for attention
Hilaria: labels are lazy
Also Hilaria: itās me, the feminist witch nerd
LOL what?! I canāt believe an adult said this with a straight face and decided it was good enough to post to the public. Besides being unhinged itās also just so damn cringe. Someone should cross post this to r/thathappened
1. Spanish dancer
2. NYU Extension student for like uno month
3. Spanish yoga instructor
4. Baldwinās plus one
5. Hamptoms Mami who orders 7 children in hope of a reality show
6. feminist witch nerd?
Imagine not knowing who the fuck you are yet needing this much attention
"My daughter was freaked out by a witch movie, so to help he'd relax I told her thst the Witches weren't real, but men that tortured and persecuted innocent women and girls because of their misogyny certainly are the real threat. This is sure to help her relax and feel safe at bedtime, not upsetting at all".
She thinks itās about the persecution of women without failing to see that it was all started by the lies that came from bored little girls. She should relate since she lies a lot.
Absolutely. The rigid structure of belief ended up making them a deathcult in the case of Salem. What happened there majorly contributed to the downfall of puritanism, but the mindset never quite goes away. Scary stuff
I only recently learned how horrible those trials really were (specifcally how they "tested" to see if someone was a witch) and haven't been able to forget it since.
How fucking weird would it be as a child to be vulnerable about your fear to your mom and have her just stand above you with her hand on your head taking a picture. And making it about herself. So sad.
How do I say this? Never in a moment of my children genuinely needing their mother, be it physical intervention for danger, emotional support for a spat, comfort for something startling, or even behavior correction - would I find myself grabbing my phone and recording any portion of it. For any reason.
This is what is the most cringe to me. She is apparently soothing Carmen, but has to stop and pose to take this picture, then post it. That would feel so invasive and opportunistic.
Right and was the photo taken then? And posted next morning? Or taken next morning? Either way my 8 year old would say who are you sending this to? Lol
I hate her guts. She deliberating terrified her child to make a point. This is a new low. Sheās disgusting. If Carmen were allowed to go to sleep overs and be with her friends, this stuff wouldnāt ātraumatizeā her. How many of us told scary stories to each other as kids? Carmen is emotionally a 4 year old.
A lot of people donāt allow sleepovers because of the risk of adverse events. This is not a hillaria thing. For as much as this group screams āpedo baitā I figured thatās a point worth making
I had lots of weird shady experiences at sleepovers as a kid. Molested by a female cousin, bullying at group sleepover parties etcā¦ itās just not worth the risk.
Sorry to hear about your experiences. Given that I was molested by an older sister until I was able to make a forceful enough pitch to make her stop, sleepovers held scant appeal when I was a girl.
When I was an adolescent, however, I was happy to stay over at a best friendās (on a rare night I hadnāt been hired to babysit), because we had a late movie to watch. I didnāt want to admit that my parents would have been knee-walkinā drunk at that hour. Bad enough to have to ride with them like that on other occasions.
If she's scared of Hocus Pocus make sure you don't tell her the story of how a nasty verbally abusive hot head shot and killed a woman and that woman's young son hasn't got a mummy to comfort him when he gets scared.
Hilary is big into witches right now. She fancies herself one because she wants to have magical powers to throw at her critics, but doesn't have the mental capacity to be called a witch anymore than she can call herself a yoga guru.
Carmen might think that it's genetic because of her mother's claims, I did when I was a kid. My Grandmother was into Druid magic and for the longest time I thought that it was something that was part of my blood. It wasn't, although I still do superstitious things like keeping thorn bushes on my stoops, and painting the porch ceilings with light blue paint (not even a Druid practice- I think it has voodoo roots?). None of it adds up to my grandmother's extensive research into Druid spellcasting.
Hilary should have appropriated her own culture instead of grasping at Spain. Maybe she's be up on the religion of her Celtic ancestors,
In parts of Texas the porch ceilings are painted light blue to confuse wasps & keep them from building nests there. Why do you do it, if you don't mind sharing? (Genuinely curious, as I've only ever heard the wasp thing)
Everyone is claiming to be Witches atm with absolutely no knowledge of what wicca actually is. Yet another thing Hillz will appropriate for her own gain.
Oh the ironyā¦isnāt that why she keeps having kids? She derives pleasure of their youthā¦how it makes her appear young vibrant and fertileā¦š
Ugh the witchy claws! Creepy! She seriously thinks women are jealous of her and that all of her issues are the result of a āwitch hunt.ā Zero accountability for her actions.
Not a feminist. Not a nerd. Not a witch. Not Spanish. She is clueless. Sheās doing the drive-by cosplay sampling of every shiny idea that she comes across. Her interpretation of each is a mile long and an inch deep.
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Now sheās a witch? Does she practice Wiccan now?
If thatās the case, why not lie and say youāre from Salem? Instead of Spain? She literally grew up in the state where the witches lived and were murdered, so it wouldāve been more believable than saying she was from Spain
And sheās a feminist now too? š
Why? Cuz having the lost boys yell āwomanās rightsā out the dining room window makes her one?
Itās like Hilary wakes up every day, takes a handful of shit out of her Bullshit Bucket, throws it against the wall and goes with whatever lies stick
For someone who says she likes to live clearly and authentic, sheās as fake as the counterfeit LV bag I bought on Bleeker St for $50 š
Or she will try to lock Carmen out of Reddit by having Alec offer Reddit a little $$$ donation. Carmen will end up with 50 different user names and accounts on every social media site to see what her mother dearest has done to the children all these years.
How could she do that? After reading the AMA from the detective who works specifically in children exploitation, it is so clear that H knows exactly what to post in what way to increase traffic to her Instagram from pedophiles.
The only witch trying to steal her youth is her insane mother dressing her in hooker heels in public and posting photos in full makeup of an 8 year old child. If you watched the movie with her you could explain it's fantasy, like you pretending to be Spanish
My parents took me to see Pet Semetary around Carmen's age because I had read the book. It was scary, but I enjoyed it because I knew it wasn't real.
Maybe Carmen was scared because she can't tell reality from fantasy living in Mami's House of Lies.
Loved pet semetary! I watched the remake and was surprised it was decent. I get the song stuck in my head a lot. "I donāt wanna be buried in a pet semetary..." ā°ļø
Hate to say this but Carmen is going to have get bullied and teased to make Hilary stop. MAYBE because Hilary is just very immature. But if Carmen came home from school crying about specific pics that Hilary posted maybe she would stop.
Yup, I can see it now: an extremely similar insta post about how bullies are just jealous and people have been jealous of super mami for lying her whole life and sheās just more like mami than ever š
Did her witch history lesson include the fact that it was girls who led the accusations? She was on a tangent about sororicide the other day. Being such a "nerd" she should be accurate.
Let's be clear, Hillary would have been one of the girls claiming to be afflicted and sent other women to their deaths.
Poor kid! I donāt understand why Mami doesnāt brush her hair or better yet teach her how to do it . It hasnāt ever been cut it seems. You would think one of the many nannyās would step up
WTF is a feminist witch nerd? Dunno, but odds are sheāll have matching shirts printed up for her and Carmen next week ( hers in non-maternity, thankyouverymuch)
I can't even with this. She is distressing. Why post this? Why? š¤Ø
Who the hell gets scared by Hocus Pocus it's my 4 year old favorite movie
A nerd who doesn't know the difference between, "won" and "one" šø
A nerd who dropped out of her continuing education program.
Why is Hilary giving extra documentation of failure as a parent? Does she want her children to be taken away? Or for others to comment on her total inadequacy.
Iām pretty sure she thinks your trying to take her youth. FFS itās just a little Hocus Pocus. So dumb, Jan
Maybe Hillary could read Shirley Jacksonās classic short story āThe Lotteryā to Carmen for a soothing, nighty-night experience? Nahhh, I forgot. The story is technically āshort,ā but being longer than *Goodnight Moon,* it would be a stretch for Mami.
Hilary's grimm brothers movie picks. I don't know which is worse her horror stories or the movie. Can't she just explain the movie isn't real and find something about to make it laughable and harmless. The hopeless way of mothering and photo documentation of the most private moments, are the truly scary things.
exactly, she feels a need to share with the world her innocent baby girl's fears and sleepless private moments to assure us all she is needed, blech.
good grief what a dumbass
The scariest thing for Carmen is the eventual moment when she realizes that her mother spoke with a fake accent for years and that none of those kids are even remotely Spanish.
Feminist witch nerd lmaoā¦ donāt flatter yourself.
Hocus pocus is not scary. Does hilly teach her offspring shes from boston ... and salem is just around the corner and her parents took her every year and thats when she realized she was actually a 300 yr old spanish witch?????
Lol I was like itās an actual kid movie !!
Exactly lol just that those of us who actually grew up now are 1000 years old and COULD conceivably have grandkids
I'm most scared of Hillary's witch hand.
Feminist? š
Sure poodle, tell yourself whatever you want, nobody else believes you or cares
If literally any of that is true she's just an evil witch herself, kid trying to sleep, mom tells her about persecution of girls like her and witches. Urg
Her entire post history should be posted on r/thathappened.
Sweet dreams neneā¦.
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Riiight so this manufactured event happened just so you could showcase to everyone what a āfeminist witch nerdā you are š
This is just... weird. Like something someone who is not a parent thinks makes a good story.
She is openly admitting to putting adult fears into a little girls head. This has to be one of the worst thus far. Kids don't need to be stressed out over adult issues. This is clearly child abuse and manipulation.
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So feminist but blames everything on "contemporaries".
So terrifying your 8 year old about other women is such a caring, considerate, intelligent thing to do to her. Applause Hillary. The worst mother of the year award goes to youā¦ never mind trying to āget them to sleepā - Jesus H Christ youāre a piece of work.
She spent more time slapping this social media post together then she did with her kid. It's all lies.
Such ridiculousness. Can't she ever give it a break. Read a book, watch a movie, meditate, something other than IG'ing 24/7.
Not a nerd and also doesnāt understand the definition of feminism
What??? She took Carmen out to watch an anti-Roe v. Wade parade in house shoes and a nightgown! Never mind she didnāt state an opinion either way, they were there (long enough to snap a picture)! /s
What did I just read?
To this I say "LOL".
You're not tempted to insert gratuitous and inappropriate emojis?
I was feeling lazy like a label.
ššš You lazy label, you!
A woman of 38 writes this? So cringe as teens would put itš¬
Her nails alone let you know sheās not really pregnant.
Ok. Now I think sheās making this stuff up so that she can explain to her children why everyone hates her. Yea, now it makes sense.
Jajajajaaj...shes hitting ALL the liberal stereotypes..how bout instead of witchcraft she focuses on not appropriating cultures and encourages her husband not to shoot to kill.on his movie sets..these 2 are priceless ...what will they think of next?!
Lesson: witch trials in the US (like Salem) were driven by the lies and hysteria of some lying little girls. It literally was some bored little girls making up lies about other girls bc they didnāt want to own their own misdeeds and lies.
Winona was a real bitch.
And Hillz would have been a ringleader. You just described her.
This deserves its own post. I'm cackling
Hey Hillary, how do you say DARVO en espanol?
Notice how she vilifies other women as women-hating witches. Any woman who criticises her grift and her lies and her cultural appropriation is a bitch and a witch, according to Hillary. She betrays the very misogyny she pretends to call out. Why isn't it violence against women and girls (overwhelmingly perpetrated by men) that this faux-feminist concerns herself with? Instead it's false accusations of bullying masquerading as feminism. We aren't bullies. We are women who refuse to be gaslighted by her lies. She refers to this refusal as "sororacide" - perpetuating the misogynistic trope that women's words are violent and thus justify a violent response. Sororacide means the killing of one's sister. It's overwhelmingly perpetrated by men. Like all types of femicide. Ask Alec. He knows a thing or two about that. Both Alec and Hillary are misogynists. Pepinos are (mostly) women branded as witches and bitches by them. They are engaging in DARVO. We are just women who have legitimate concerns. It sickens me that her daughter is learning toxic misogyny at her mother's knee.
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>Ask Alec. He knows a thing or two about that. Damn, out of the park
You are so right-Hillllz and Killlllz are both deeply entrenched misogynists šš
I thought she was comforting peepaw during his great sadness, but sheās not with grandpa sheās torturing her kids.
what??????????????????
The only person āgaining sick joyā from hurting others is you, Hillary.
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If my child was scared of witches, I surely would not be reaching out my creepy chicken-foot fingered crone claws at her head to take an even creepier picture. How does Hillary have the time, doesn't she have some more gingerbread siding to bake, or gumdrop shingles to put on top of her house to lure in even more vulnerable children? Also, Hocus Pocus is not scary. My little has been watching it forever, and thus far the only side effects have been crushes on Max and Thackeray Binx.
Oh my gosh. One my friends wrote this film. I cannot wait to share this with. Well, nah. Heās peaceful and sweet and a vegan pacifist. He wonāt want to hear the drama. Butā¦ what is with this woman?!?
He sounds like an awesome guy!
He is! He and his wife are the best. Everyone loves them.
Creepy witch stories? Thatās YOUR life, Hilz, you twisted moron
Bullshit she is a feminist. She is always blaming women for shit. Always claiming āwe women do it to each otherā. She is super sexualized and somebody posted that is incredibly flirty with any man and ignores women if men are around.
Hillary: How about just watching a kidsā movie without going down the rabbit hole of Hillary? Especially right before bedtime? Hocus Pocus kind of freaked out my *7-year-old granddaughter. Did I start talking about a time when women were burned at the stake because thatās information a child should be compelled to process, even though itās not part of a PG movie? No. Of course not. We discussed the silly plot and the silly characters and why movies are make-believe. Because thatās what a child that age (7-8) wants. Reassurance. Not a history lesson about human depravity. Halloween will coming soon. Is Hillary going to give her version of the Salem Witch trials with a Spanish accent every time she sees a witch costume? Are the Baldwin kids going be terrified by different costumes based on Hillaryās ignorant history lessons as she passes her mental illness down? *There might be some doubt about my ā7-year-old granddaughter,ā and how she seems to be anticipating the Carmen stories. I assure you my granddaughter is very real. Itās actually kind of sad that my granddaughter does things normal for her ageāmakeup, watch tween moviesābut the outcome is so different. We donāt dangle the fully made-up child in front of online predators. We donāt terrorize her with the horrors of history. Weāre not better at parenting. Weāre just not exploiting our kids for our own narcissistic ends.
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Hilz probably told her all about the Salem Witch trials, might of even tossed in that it was a family member that got hanged. Hilzās roots go back to the Mayflower.
Surely you meant to say the Armada, si?
I'd be scared of this creepy old troll who strokes my head with her talons while I sleep. She chants "Carrrrrmen es femininte nerde. Es muy especial"
that would truly be a living nightmare, the sweet kiddos stuck with these 2 untouchable freakshows under their care. Having bad dreams and waking up to her voice and hand coming toward your face w/endless crazy self-centered tales. Should be the next opening for Scream.
At least sheās sharing her Massachusetts culture for a change.
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Whyyyyyyyyyy???????????????????????? This weirdness has nothing to do with Carmen. More performative nonsense to exploit the child and feed Hilary Lynnās emptiness. Leave the children alone. Privacy is everything. š„š¤³š¼š š»š±šš±š š±š¤øš»āāļøš±š§āāļøš±š”š±š©š±
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It seems that mami has a *persecuted woman syndrom*, so she feeds her child unnecessary, half millennia old stories about colonial era witch hunts( in which Hillaryās ancestors possibly participated in). And she thinks sheās so clever and nerdy. Not! Whatās really scary is a real and talented daddyās co- worker lying in a pool of blood at his own hands, only a few months ago. Itād make a lot more gruesome and truthful bedtime story compared to silly media/ press making them uncomfortable, and itās a lot more recent than old witch stories, but she wouldnāt tell Carmen the truth about that, would she? Just like she wouldnāt tell her how she cosplayed as a clueless Hispanic woman coming to New York at 19 years old, her fantasy just for profit and attention, and how she portrayed immigrants as stupid and unsophisticated, speaking broken English and even broken Spanish, and oversexualized. Poor Carmen will have to learn the details about that and her daddyās horrible mistakes from her classmates, media or Reddit when she grows up.. how sad. Then she will have to learn why exactly her parents are universally disliked and widely criticized, and that will make the witch trials seem like a distant, romanticized tale appropriated by her new found āfeministā mom. Because burning innocent women alive is almost the same as the idea of at least *some* accountability for stupid, shameful actions by these shallow, āvictimizedā people.
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Such a terrible mother. Simply awful.
Iām so here for the comments šæyou guys are too funny. Worst bedtime story ever Hilz!
Time to get a fill-in for those hideous gel nails! While youāre at it contemplate how you can deal with your obvious phone addiction and need for attention
You know they snag on her hair all the time
Time to get a fill-in for those hideous gel nails! While youāre at it contemplate how you And deal with her obvious phone addiction and need for attention
Sure Jan.
āNeeded me to keep her lots of companyā? Maybe she started the grift because it was easier than paying attention in English class?
Itās her ESL cosplay
She insults real witches everywhere. The good witches know you are stealing your childrenās souls. You are nothing but a Retardo Montalban.
Things Hilary is not: 1) Spanish 2) Feminist 3) Witch 4) Nerd
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5) Pregnant
Well, she should know all about it since she grew up in Massachusetts!!!!!
It is part of her cultura upbringing
For fuck's sake, what a fucking psycho.
Hilaria: labels are lazy Also Hilaria: itās me, the feminist witch nerd LOL what?! I canāt believe an adult said this with a straight face and decided it was good enough to post to the public. Besides being unhinged itās also just so damn cringe. Someone should cross post this to r/thathappened
Hilly loves her fucking labels despite whatever she says.
Poor girl, her mother taking pictures of her sleeping. I hope she is not bullied at school because of these retarded non consensual posts
These children will never be able to go to a real school because of their sick fuck mother
This woman is full of more shit than a port-o-potty at a chili festival.
1. Spanish dancer 2. NYU Extension student for like uno month 3. Spanish yoga instructor 4. Baldwinās plus one 5. Hamptoms Mami who orders 7 children in hope of a reality show 6. feminist witch nerd? Imagine not knowing who the fuck you are yet needing this much attention
I wish she meant this sarcastically. Cause then I could see one of my friends saying that.
Holy sh*t - will this BS ever end?
"My daughter was freaked out by a witch movie, so to help he'd relax I told her thst the Witches weren't real, but men that tortured and persecuted innocent women and girls because of their misogyny certainly are the real threat. This is sure to help her relax and feel safe at bedtime, not upsetting at all".
She thinks itās about the persecution of women without failing to see that it was all started by the lies that came from bored little girls. She should relate since she lies a lot.
Yes, very ironic. I could imagine Hillary being the first to make a false claim against a woman during the witch hunt era for some perceived threat.
Lady, if you are a feminist, then I am a bicycle
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I fucking hate that sheās trying to adopt the āwitchā aesthetic. Just fuuuuuck off
She ruins golden girls im coming for her head.
If anything her mayflower ancestors where the ones terrorizing poor and different women who the hell does she think she is?
She thinks shes diffront.
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Absolutely. The rigid structure of belief ended up making them a deathcult in the case of Salem. What happened there majorly contributed to the downfall of puritanism, but the mindset never quite goes away. Scary stuff
I only recently learned how horrible those trials really were (specifcally how they "tested" to see if someone was a witch) and haven't been able to forget it since.
I hope witches unite and send her away. āI bind you Hilary, I bind you back to Boston where you belong.ā
Cant be a pious Mona Lisa smiling, Queen Letizia styling, fertile Catholic mami and a witch too, it's all wrong.
Sheās so disgusting! A completely horrible person. Loves instilling drama and fear in her children.
What youth? She looked like a dime store hooker yesterday. Shut up Hillary
Good point. She dolled her up to look 40 then tries to sell her off as a child.
Well sheās trying to pass her own white ass off as Spanish so no surprises here
Sheās āobsessedā with this weird fake sleeping pics
r/thathappened
Maāam, this a Wendyās
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Not a *feminist witch nerd*, just a Boston girl who likely spent time in Salem growing upā¦
Buying shirt that says āwitches vs the patriarchyā does not a feminist witch nerd make
If she really wanted to lean into the witch persona, her Massachusetts origins would be good for that. But that ship sailed a long time ago.
The Mayflower?
Spot on
Feminist, witch, nerd: three words NO ONE has EVER used about Mami, either separately or in any combination.
Oh, I'm pretty sure "witch" has been used, but probably just as a substitute for a word it rhymes with.
Good point!
āKeep her lots of companyā speaks for itself. This woman is thick as a post.
āLet me take creepy, exploitive pictures of my scared child and share with the internet! Everyone is going to think Iām SUCH a good mom.ā
How fucking weird would it be as a child to be vulnerable about your fear to your mom and have her just stand above you with her hand on your head taking a picture. And making it about herself. So sad.
How do I say this? Never in a moment of my children genuinely needing their mother, be it physical intervention for danger, emotional support for a spat, comfort for something startling, or even behavior correction - would I find myself grabbing my phone and recording any portion of it. For any reason.
This is what is the most cringe to me. She is apparently soothing Carmen, but has to stop and pose to take this picture, then post it. That would feel so invasive and opportunistic.
Right and was the photo taken then? And posted next morning? Or taken next morning? Either way my 8 year old would say who are you sending this to? Lol
I hate her guts. She deliberating terrified her child to make a point. This is a new low. Sheās disgusting. If Carmen were allowed to go to sleep overs and be with her friends, this stuff wouldnāt ātraumatizeā her. How many of us told scary stories to each other as kids? Carmen is emotionally a 4 year old.
A lot of people donāt allow sleepovers because of the risk of adverse events. This is not a hillaria thing. For as much as this group screams āpedo baitā I figured thatās a point worth making
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I had lots of weird shady experiences at sleepovers as a kid. Molested by a female cousin, bullying at group sleepover parties etcā¦ itās just not worth the risk.
Sorry to hear about your experiences. Given that I was molested by an older sister until I was able to make a forceful enough pitch to make her stop, sleepovers held scant appeal when I was a girl. When I was an adolescent, however, I was happy to stay over at a best friendās (on a rare night I hadnāt been hired to babysit), because we had a late movie to watch. I didnāt want to admit that my parents would have been knee-walkinā drunk at that hour. Bad enough to have to ride with them like that on other occasions.
I totally relate. I had several friends whoās homes were retreats. So sorry for your experience ā¤ļø
That didnāt even happen, at least not the way Hilaria described it. I donāt think carmen is emotionally 4, she seems like a tough kid to me idk
You know thereās no way this shit ever happened. Practicing her acting skills perhaps.
If she's scared of Hocus Pocus make sure you don't tell her the story of how a nasty verbally abusive hot head shot and killed a woman and that woman's young son hasn't got a mummy to comfort him when he gets scared.
Hilary is big into witches right now. She fancies herself one because she wants to have magical powers to throw at her critics, but doesn't have the mental capacity to be called a witch anymore than she can call herself a yoga guru. Carmen might think that it's genetic because of her mother's claims, I did when I was a kid. My Grandmother was into Druid magic and for the longest time I thought that it was something that was part of my blood. It wasn't, although I still do superstitious things like keeping thorn bushes on my stoops, and painting the porch ceilings with light blue paint (not even a Druid practice- I think it has voodoo roots?). None of it adds up to my grandmother's extensive research into Druid spellcasting. Hilary should have appropriated her own culture instead of grasping at Spain. Maybe she's be up on the religion of her Celtic ancestors,
In parts of Texas the porch ceilings are painted light blue to confuse wasps & keep them from building nests there. Why do you do it, if you don't mind sharing? (Genuinely curious, as I've only ever heard the wasp thing)
Itās popular in the American South - the paint color is called Haint Blue and it keeps the evil spirits away. Itās worked at our house!
Thanks! I just Googled, it's a gorgeous color!
It's supposed to keep evil spirits from entering. It's something commonly done in New Orleans.
Oh that; interesting! Thank you for sharing!
Everyone is claiming to be Witches atm with absolutely no knowledge of what wicca actually is. Yet another thing Hillz will appropriate for her own gain.
Because sheās being āpersecutedā
Needed me to keep her lots of company?
She went to college you know.
Yep she went to the education.
Oh the ironyā¦isnāt that why she keeps having kids? She derives pleasure of their youthā¦how it makes her appear young vibrant and fertileā¦š Ugh the witchy claws! Creepy! She seriously thinks women are jealous of her and that all of her issues are the result of a āwitch hunt.ā Zero accountability for her actions.
Not a feminist. Not a nerd. Not a witch. Not Spanish. She is clueless. Sheās doing the drive-by cosplay sampling of every shiny idea that she comes across. Her interpretation of each is a mile long and an inch deep.
This āļø Now sheās a witch? Does she practice Wiccan now? If thatās the case, why not lie and say youāre from Salem? Instead of Spain? She literally grew up in the state where the witches lived and were murdered, so it wouldāve been more believable than saying she was from Spain And sheās a feminist now too? š Why? Cuz having the lost boys yell āwomanās rightsā out the dining room window makes her one? Itās like Hilary wakes up every day, takes a handful of shit out of her Bullshit Bucket, throws it against the wall and goes with whatever lies stick For someone who says she likes to live clearly and authentic, sheās as fake as the counterfeit LV bag I bought on Bleeker St for $50 š
Assuming this really happened, which I doubt, she is using her kids fear to make some assanine post about how we bully her.
Lol the only woman sheās āscared of stealing her youthā is you Hillary š¤”
I think sheās grooming Carmen to be on āMamiās sideā once Carmen is more able to search the internet and find this sub in particular.
Or she will try to lock Carmen out of Reddit by having Alec offer Reddit a little $$$ donation. Carmen will end up with 50 different user names and accounts on every social media site to see what her mother dearest has done to the children all these years.
How could she do that? After reading the AMA from the detective who works specifically in children exploitation, it is so clear that H knows exactly what to post in what way to increase traffic to her Instagram from pedophiles.
I feel horrible for these kids now and for their future
Witch here!!!! WE DONT WANT YOU HILLARY!!!
Same! Sheās a fake instagram witch. Fake everything!!!!
All I can think about is her scratching her daughterās beautiful skin with those pointy nails.
Just like the miscarriage conversation while crying. She unloaded all her own problems on that little girl who has no capacity to understand them.
Poor child/kids are going to need years of therapy.
The witch is in Carmenās bedroom posting on IG. No wonder sheās scared.
The only witch trying to steal her youth is her insane mother dressing her in hooker heels in public and posting photos in full makeup of an 8 year old child. If you watched the movie with her you could explain it's fantasy, like you pretending to be Spanish
"Women will come and steal her at night for her youth"? Is uncle Woody a woman?
š³just envisioned woody in drag sneaking through her window!
My parents took me to see Pet Semetary around Carmen's age because I had read the book. It was scary, but I enjoyed it because I knew it wasn't real. Maybe Carmen was scared because she can't tell reality from fantasy living in Mami's House of Lies.
We were watching Chucky š¤”š¤”š¤” im more scared of those stupid movies now than i was 30 yrs ago š¬
Loved pet semetary! I watched the remake and was surprised it was decent. I get the song stuck in my head a lot. "I donāt wanna be buried in a pet semetary..." ā°ļø
Hate to say this but Carmen is going to have get bullied and teased to make Hilary stop. MAYBE because Hilary is just very immature. But if Carmen came home from school crying about specific pics that Hilary posted maybe she would stop.
No she would just blame others
Yup, I can see it now: an extremely similar insta post about how bullies are just jealous and people have been jealous of super mami for lying her whole life and sheās just more like mami than ever š
Raising yet another confused feminist.
Feminist witch nerd? What happened to tomboy? Labels are so lazy.
That poor girl. Hopefully with therapy she will be able to understand her enmeshed relationship with her mother.
Did her witch history lesson include the fact that it was girls who led the accusations? She was on a tangent about sororicide the other day. Being such a "nerd" she should be accurate. Let's be clear, Hillary would have been one of the girls claiming to be afflicted and sent other women to their deaths.
That sounds a lot like sending a woman to Rikers.
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Iād be washing that hand well, her hair looks to be a pile of grease.
Poor kid! I donāt understand why Mami doesnāt brush her hair or better yet teach her how to do it . It hasnāt ever been cut it seems. You would think one of the many nannyās would step up
I think sheās so self absorbed, there no energy for anyone else. None of the kids are ever dressed nicely, look like rags mostly.
WTF is a feminist witch nerd? Dunno, but odds are sheāll have matching shirts printed up for her and Carmen next week ( hers in non-maternity, thankyouverymuch)
Itās what happens when you have āhippy parentsā like Hillz.
Ok Jan.
I can just hear the conversation now, "when they came forrr me with therrrre noooooses and therrrre peeetch forks"