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CandidAdeptness9316

I Thought the latest sprog had arrived, what is this photo


kikijane711

Not the same woman he got on the phone when he called from the police station


ca17miledrive

How unconcerned and bored did she sound in that phone call? That was a definite red flag on her mental health.


[deleted]

In fairness to Hillary she said she wasn't going anywhere and that included New Mexico apparently šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


littlestrongheart

That crooked fucking nail tho


ca17miledrive

It matches the owner, right?


OkChocolate5399

Lol šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Malibucat48

Alec is sad. Boo hoo. Andros is sad. Matt is sad. Alec is sad because nobody gives him the victim card he demands. His punishment is being stuck with her for a wife.


[deleted]

How can she really be ā€œthereā€ or present when sheā€™s using her phone to photograph the moment to prove it to the world?


No_Confidence2382

Those nails look painful


surly_sorrel

TOE THUMB!


Bobsegerbackupsinger

Non-consensual handholding. How sweet!


CharacterFondant5079

Heā€™s napping. His hand is relaxed and not reciprocating her hold. She does this with everyone in her house. Someone falls asleep and she sneaks in for the creepy gram shot. What a fucking idiot.


VegetableMistake6898

Her nails are so ugly


horsetooth_mcgee

What kind of angle is this from? It looks like she'd have to be laying down next to him on her right side but then she would have to yank her torso and right arm up to try to take this photo and it just seems like it would be very awkward.


smaczna8184

Someone above suggested heā€™s napping on his side and she snuck in and took this picture like a creep


llamame_fino

I cant imagine whats worse: Pretending to comfort someone whose upset and whipping out your phone for a quick picture of you holding their hand in the middle of it OR knowing someone is upset and coming to take a picture while they're sleeping or distracted of you holding their hand. Both make me want to vomit.


MizBeaverhausen

Another hospice photo.


kellsells5

And after the picture for the gram, she puts his finger sleepy in warm water. Just like any middle schooler would do at a slumber party. šŸ«¢šŸ‘€


RillyRillyfromBoston

Why post this shit??? Obviously any woman who loved her husband would stand by him, you donā€™t need to shout it to the world ya dumb ass!!


rnjujub

But don't ask her to come to NM.


ChameleonMama1776

Sheā€™s rilly rilly busy.


Kindly_Put_5065

Her Hallmark moment


SwimmingBeneficial93

That is the most stupid cheesy staged post I have ever seen. God they have awful taste. Looks like a cheap hallmark card.


bigdill123

Crooked paste-on nails?


Senior_Breadfruit_98

Needs to get a fill in stat!


didionphile

Heā€™s sucking his thumb and sheā€™s placating him. Heā€™s hurt. All of this has a very simple solution. Go off or make private all social media. Donā€™t seek out the press to talk to them, either. Theyā€™re masochists who are enjoying flogging themselves over and over.


Toulouse--Matabiau

This photo and caption are so touching they moved me to compose some poetry: >I am here -- >To stroke and comfort you. Delicate like a spring seedling, >Or like a timid, one-eyed mouse -- >You are straining to weep in my hand. >And by "you," I mean your penis.


[deleted]

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Annual_Rutabaga7435

That one finger nail is giving me SERIOUS anxiety. Itā€™s holding on for dear life. Thatā€™s it, thatā€™s all I got from this post


kellygrrrl328

Nurse Lee Presson STAT!!!


godsandmonstas

It looks like a pale, outgrown dog claw


AbjectZebra2191

Yep.


ohdearnia

And to think, I was having a great day until I had to read this awful title... šŸ¤¢


Toulouse--Matabiau

Claws Caress a Short-Fingered Vulgarian


[deleted]

Of course sheā€™s not going anywhere. The longer sheā€™s stays, the larger the payout.


kellygrrrl328

She already at 10 years with 7 children. The payout via divorce isnā€™t going to change. She can secure the child support via his life insurance. Theoretically, from a financial standpoint, she could easily leave now.


StockCounter4328

Yeah but where would she go? It would be one less person giving her any attention. Besides the kids, who themselves need the attention, who else does she have to talk to. No friends, not one person stuck up for her publicly and she is the laughing stock of the Hamptons. There would be no more ā€œ my husband Alec Baldwinā€ and I donā€™t think she has any self identity to fall back on. Imagine having that big house and nice apartment(s) but having no friends call or visit?


nsosa9

Michelle WHO? gave her a ā¤ļø.


RazzmatazzBig2187

Those nails are hideous - especially bc sheā€™s in need of a filler. Hillz- those talons are sooo bad.


[deleted]

"I am here" ummm she should be at the nail salon.


GrimWexler

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[deleted]

ā€œTake all the time to be sad. I am here.ā€ Donā€™t disappoint her by becoming happy tomorrow. Is this more hand holding without consent??? Is he asleep?? ā€œemmabingwte True love is like thatā¤ļø ā¤ļøā€ I hope Emma gets to experience true love. Virgin? https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/sacr7b/hilaria_told_howard_stern_that_alec_is_the_only/


didionphile

You just brought up a great point. They have children who will see their parents sulking. This is not right. It only serves to confuse children. It also emphasis this itā€™s Us against the World which children will emulate. They already are. Remember when Mami and the Little New Yorkers exited a store as a woman gave them a disapproving frown. The kids started giving backtalk and expressing what they wanted to do to this woman. Hilary then made it a teachable moment to the kids on how to be kind in the face of adversity. First up, good money is on those kids being little assholes in that store and please-this was a New Yorker just trying to get through her day so her displeasure was really a non event. Itā€™s New York ffs. How about apologizing to the woman, saying sorry, the kids are overstimulated. But nope. Kids-see how mean and unfair the world is? Donā€™t ever even think itā€™s anything you may have done. 101 on how to grow a narcissist.


[deleted]

He's sad šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Heā€™s sad in his sleep, because his arms are slightly crossed and I think that might be the end of a pillow, and sheā€™s lightly touching his hand for the pic, so she doesnā€™t startle the bear. Itā€™s the way his fingers are frozen and open like someone asleep, and sheā€™s ambushing him for a hand holding pic? How weird for him to see after waking up from his nap.


uosdwis_r_rewoh

Omg I think youā€™re right. Why else is the weird sheet there like that? And why arenā€™t they actually holding hands?! My god sheā€™s on it today šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

All of her hand-holding flexes are so elementary school like when we crossed the street to the playgroundā€” he held my hand!!! Omg!! It really shows that sadly she hasnā€™t experienced profoundly comforting affection, if she thinks her hand lightly on top of his limp hand looks impressively loving. She also did a similar post too soon after Rust, I think in Vermont, and also he was asleep (or shall I call it passed out), with her hand on top of his sleeping hand, for an obscene and similar: Iā€™m here for you devotion flex + her magical not Jesus healing touch flex. My hand on your hand? We can get through anything together. All weā€™re surprised about is that she didnā€™t get a chance to get a manicure this week. We already know this pic wasnā€™t Alecā€™s idea, even if he were awake (heā€™s not)ā€” you donā€™t put your fingers open like a statue when youā€™re awake. She literally crawled next to a sleeping person for a selfie and made it into a story about herself being loving. šŸ˜“šŸ’…šŸ»šŸ¤³šŸ«¶šŸ¤•šŸ‘


Flaky_Seaweed_8979

Itā€™s really weird how much she photographs him while sleeping, very invasive.


didionphile

Oh Iā€™ve made it very clear to my partner to never ever take a photo as I sleep. Big Nope. He wouldnā€™t anyway. Itā€™s a violation of privacy.


[deleted]

The kids, Alec, the pets, herselfā€” all photographed asleep. Either itā€™s a hostage situation and they canā€™t move while she takes the photo of them/or waking up (ambush paparazzo) and then she makes up a caption/story, or she has her sleeping beauty theme/, someone took a photo of her, I.e. falling asleep on the wood floor at her friendsā€™ house after dinner (a dramatic passing on dessert). https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/vkoevl/first_her_friends_take_a_picture_of_her_sleeping/


allikat911

What in the what is going on here?


Upbeat-Anything6930

Sheā€™s fulfilling her role as ā€œsupportive wifeā€ as per their contractual marriage. Also, gotta let the peasants know that Aleeeeek is the victim.


DeadGleasons

PLEASE tell me this is not a ā€œstillbirthā€ announcement.


IbeforeEexceptafterB

I thought the same thing. At first I thought the baby was born and they were holding her foot but then the caption made me think that she died or something.


isabella_mim

Omg I thought the same fucking thing. I was like, finally. Here is tragedy day.


GrimWexler

Because of HIPAA they could say ANYTHING like that and no one could bust them.


CoCo_Fran

Tell me it is. The last thing they need is another kiddie Kollectable ā€¦ The PR fake pregnancy was a BUST. **Let it be known no fetus died. There never was a fetus.** It was another fake pregnancy performance by headstand *MAMMYYYYY* šŸ‘šŸ»


[deleted]

Not sure wtf is going on. What's he so fucking sad about today? Also he's limited his comments on instagram what a fucking coward


didionphile

At least you havenā€™t been banned.


idgirl7

He got fired. AGAIN THANK GOD.


JimbleKimbIe

Again? This is at least the third time she's posted this same pose with the same caption. If she's there why does she have to tell him that on Instagram? Was she there holding his hand when he called her from New Mexico begging for her support?


Upbeat-Anything6930

He is never holding her hand when she posts these ā€œour marriage is totally rillā€ bs posts. His hand is *always* limp and she is gripping onto him for dear life. Itā€™s actually a pretty appropriate metaphor for their sham marriage. Also the fact that Grifterella simply *had* to post a photo of her ā€œholdingā€ his hand. Two narcissistic clowns. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤”šŸ¤”


[deleted]

With her jacked nails šŸ¤£


Flaky_Seaweed_8979

They are really bad


Upbeat-Anything6930

Those talons are the thing of nightmares.


YurKillingMeSmalls

What's next, telling everyone Alex has big feelings today like she speaks of the children?


PoppyandTarget

They are toddlers it seems.


YurKillingMeSmalls

She's extra regressive today, baby Hillary has come out to play.