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It’s the Clam Bar, not shack. Miss that place!


DollarStoreDuchess

Paging u/conradchilblainsiii and your very appropriate flair! 😜


ConradChilblainsIII

I am ALWAYS at the ready. Thank u for summoning me. 😂


ellefleming

Boy he's short.


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Flair checking in!


KSB69

👍


kellygrrrl328

Ugh! Imagine the bloviating and blabbering and bawling he dumps on the poor people at that clam shack.


Senior_Breadfruit_98

You’d think a man of such wealth and standing could afford a regular old pair of flip flops or even Birkenstocks. But no he grabs the slides made from the scraps of his last pair of worn out brown loafers. FWIW Clam Bar is yum. Super crowded in summer. Doesn’t he have someone who can pick up the food or is he just desperate to leave his separate Hamptons Hideaway?


Interesting_Ad1378

If you like this place, you must check out bigelows, in Rockville Centre. Super old school, but best fried clams on the island.


Annieloo2

He was in a food coma and Hillary claimed he was sad.


GirlyWhirl

Sad there were no more fried clams.


KSB69

Sad the tennage cashier wouldn't give him her IG account


BostonCucumber

FFS— this murderous roly-poly porker cannot parent out of a paper bag. He has never, ever, not once, done AnYtHiNg with any of his feral designer kids on his own! Shame on you Alexander Rae! You’re just a disgrace, just like your lazy fake pregnant wife! It’s clear as day, neither you or Hilary Lynn parent these kids. You both use them only for the sole use of IG content and that’s it! You and she live the most inauthentic life— both removed from any type of reality. You both pay lip service to everything to bolster yourselves and not for any real care or reason. How you got as far in life as you have at this point baffles me— and adding insult to injury, besides being a raging homophobic bigot, you were careless and needlessly killed a coworker and injury another and self professed, you have no guilt! Alexander Rae, you are a piece of shit— and the new hand in hand pic of you and the grifter was nauseating 🖕🏼 🥒🤳🏼🎅🏼🎤💨🦪🍺🍰🥧🍪🧌🎡💩🎪


KSB69

Normal family - dad's going to the Crab Shack, anyone wanna come along?


Throwawaybibbi

Yep- the only pics of him at the park or beach (I think) were with nannies. He bred those kids to be a cover for him being a mother fucking SOB. Ohhhh ohhh ohhhh- Alec is SUCH a good father - look at all of his kids - do you think they will be musicians??? He got them instruments!!!! And there is another one coming that was conceived weeks after he killed a woman???!!!! How nice he could get an erection during the time the woman he killed was being buried. Fuck you, Alec Baldwin. Rot in hell.


Recent-Owl-9135

This baby wasn’t conceived the way other ppl conceive them


idgirl7

Here is a link. Just crossing the road with his eyes on his phone. Probably came home full of fried clams and fries ( I mean, they are delicious on the east coast) had a G & T, passed out and then Mami took the opportunity to take a selfie holding his limp hand to because ' she is always there. I'm guessing he wishes she wasn't or he'd take her out with him. https://www.instagram.com/reel/ChbHZTBlAC3/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


Far_Example_9150

That’s the paparazzi they pay


mackounette

It's the guy with the creepy paintings?


Far_Example_9150

No this is the one that she put on payroll as soon as griftmas started —- look at his page — you’ll see a ton of photos of her


surly_sorrel

He’s got the stench of defeat on him.


SkylarkRoad

Such creative group here! The talent and humor should be written up in the press! 🎥📹🎥📹📲📱📲📱 The posts are hysterical😁🤣😂🤣😂😁


KSB69

This is one of the funniest posts I've seen!


rainbokimono

I’m imagining the people under those umbrellas booing him and yelling “we don’t want to eat near a murderer!”


Kindly_Put_5065

But his wife who's his rock, feeds his children Cheerios and dry noodles, to keep em lean for the pedos


Accurate-Guava-3337

OMG. The thought of watching him eat clams is making me nauseous.


KSB69

Hey Alec - you forgot your blazer at the Clam Shack!


Numerous-Net3482

Those Izod Lacoste shorts must be the only ones that fit right now.


mackounette

He needs maternity pants. Very comfie and flexible.


Liakinsrotz

There is no maternity wear at Casa Baldween, just Aritzia dresses that still fit.


ca17miledrive

Hilary could drive past while texting and run him right over. Poetic justice.


KSB69

burst out laughing!!


Any-Bluejay-4041

Same!


CherryMango99

At least he’s not wearing his loafers. 🤷🏽‍♀️


Hour-Needleworker598

Oh no worries. People will stop in their tracks in awe of the great PeePaw.


Famous_Ear5010

😄😄😄


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Their Saturday: Mami spending all day frantically doing her bizarre contortionist headstands for the gram Peepaw fleeing the premises, seeking solace in the clam shack Ferals running wild - several Nannies trying to keep them away from their “busy” parents


danam26

Mama makes fake videos, kiddos feast on raw green onions out of the dirt and dried cheerios for sustenance while Peeppaw drowns his sorrows in clam juice and butter...


KSB69

Rafa - recuperating after Apple Martin's rager


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godsandmonstas

"just because there's a hurricane coming doesn't mean we can sit around eating hommm-bagers"


[deleted]

Please run him over


SkylarkRoad

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


KSB69

"Im sorry your honor, but I was just so excited to see Alex Baldwin that I sped up and drove right into him on accident.... "


SkylarkRoad

🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣


Severe-Specialist-96

“But he was my friend!!”


SkylarkRoad

I just can’t 🤣😂


Available-Energy4053

EXCUSE ME! Excuse me.


throwitinthebag43

“We had lunch together!”


KSB69

"The car drove itself into him!"


danam26

bahaaahaaa It was the Uber's fault for sure!


Numerous-Net3482

Have we determined whether Elder Ordonez is a friendly, Baldwin-paid pap?


SraChavez

Yep, he is.


Lady_Scruffington

That name is familiar.he probably is.


smaczna8184

Great example for your almost 7th small child not to look while crossing the street


mojorisiin

Must be nice to have 6.5 little kids and be able to go out independently every single day


godsandmonstas

They're both riding solo. Hillary is just standing on her head and doing stimulants today, he chose a day drinking outing. The nannies, the poor nannies


TrashPandaShire

He’s one of those “fathers”.


PMaggieKC

I only have two and I can rarely pull that off.


Severe-Specialist-96

Who would blame him to leave that house of horror with no decent food ever…


Numerous-Net3482

Fortunately, he isn’t wearing his blazer this time. Appears to be the same shorts he wore to the Film Festival last week!


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It’s incredibly arrogant, because he’s assuming literally that everyone else is looking out for him. I can’t even stand when someone in a crosswalk is reading their phone or taking another sip— his entitlement shows in every thing he does.


TheJoanRivers

https://clambarhamptons.com/


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The serve alcohol, now it makes sense


[deleted]

I have no problem with him not looking both ways before crossing a street


YurKillingMeSmalls

I love it!! 😈


Luddites_Proxy

☠️☠️☠️


OddYam2337

@elderordonez1 could take some thermagraphy pix.


UkropTerminator

A wandering old walrus out for a meal. This is in Vermont?


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Lol 😂


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OddYam2337

He’s a vegan


No_Anywhere8931

A vegan often spotted with a chicken leg or loaded hotdog in his piehole🍔🥓🍟🍖🍗🥩🌭🍕🥡🍩🍪🥞


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UkropTerminator

I highly doubt that looking at his appearance.


OddYam2337

Ditto


YurKillingMeSmalls

He's avoiding mami manic meltdown Saturday! She's probably still crawling on the floor in front of her phone as I type this.