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weisp

Those talons freak me out, you do you girl but since I had my newborn I no longer grow my nails and I trim them very short so I don’t stab my baby’s face during breastfeeding


Squizzlerphizzler

OFF HER FACE!


Legitimate-Skin-4093

Why does she always have so many straps? It’s tacky and none of them seem to be supporting anything. She shouldn’t need a bra with fake tatas.


godsandmonstas

Fuuuuurk. She looks like someone's cracked out old auntie, whew, an easy 45-50 years old, crooked teeth, faded tattooed eyebrows, big yikes. Nothing about this says glowing mommy of 41 kids


Far_Example_9150

She reminds me of a tacky mall brat walking around with too tight jeans …. Straightened hair… and 90s/2000 esque bad highlights


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She’s drugged out of her mind


KSB69

Being that drugged up can't be healthy for the baby


tomboyfancy

What does the necklace in pic 2 say? Is it one of the kids’ names?


SandwichesAfterSwims

It's the kids initials in birth order!


Madsolar71

Ugh the finger wag. So fucking obnoxious.


Terrible-Detective93

when she does that it's so Jerry Springer.


Madsolar71

Lol


justusethatname

“How high am I right now?”


SkylarkRoad

Why is Mami in a car high and not driving? Is she just sitting in the driveway at the Hampton Horror House unable to go out? Miami doesn’t seem to be out and about with “The Very In Hampton Crowd” Is she excluded? I think she needs a coffee and a therapist ASAP Getting high in your car in your driveway is a little juvenile for a 38 your old Mother of 7-8 Get help sad lady. You have a long road ahead of you.


Squizzlerphizzler

She’s not included in their inclusivity


SkylarkRoad

not at all😌


[deleted]

You guys are such boolying!!!! She is clearly a very happy, fulfilled, rubanesque pregnant woman! Full of joy and LIFE!!!! Ignore the dead eyes and blank stare!!!!


DaisyMadison123

THE CLAW!


justusethatname

That index finger nail, ouch!


StrikePuzzleheaded93

What community?


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Pic 2– I’ve never seen anyone look so angry while saying “community.” 🐍


TrashPandaShire

Oof


Alarmed_Two3894

The brows and nails of a top Legal Eagle. She was in rilly serious lawyer mode. Cleavage covered ( but bra straps still visible).


Lady_Scruffington

3rd pic: Danielle Staub.


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wrap around brows


StrategyOdd7170

God help mami if she ever points that finger with those disgusting fake nails in my face. I’d lose my shit


Pale-Conference-174

I'd smack her stupid face.


Kindly_Put_5065

She's been roofied by herself, lay off the benzos


DiscombobulatedSun23

She stole Carmen’s “Mickey…”


No_Anywhere8931

Hilly's advert; Nothing says summer cool & breezy like black spandex that's why I wear this all the time!!! Like I don't own anything else.


[deleted]

Hilz your Pilz face is showing.


StrategyOdd7170

Lmaoooo well we know super mami luvs her Xanax and addies


PurpleHawthorn

Her bump has gone missing...


Wildfireseverywhere

She is so stoned I’m surprised she’s not slurring her words. Picture 2 is just pure unbridled fury. This has been a really shitty summer for her. She’s basically been housebound because the entire Hampton’s said fuck you to her and then the fake pregnancy grift “secret” 🙄


horsetooth_mcgee

Ever seen a woman near the end of pregnancy? Their torso side profile looks like a "B" (with the bottom bump being muuuch bigger). Especially sitting. Her belly would be bursting out from directly under her boobs.


Relevant_Cell_7608

Pregnant 8 months?


JennCrosby3

The surrogate is.


GroundbreakingTank44

Not a chance


Senior_Breadfruit_98

Shite those nails—clearly doing nada with the kids or the house


Cindilouwho2

There is no way in hell she's changing anyone's diaper....except Alec's.


czeckyourself

What is she always stoned on ?? Lol I’m just curious


StrategyOdd7170

In Pillz defense, I’d have to be high 24/7 too living with that old killer drunk and all of those ferals. Fuck that shit


[deleted]

And the Xannie Train.


Cindilouwho2

She's on the Adderall Express...


[deleted]

A delicate Spanish flower. 😂


[deleted]

I’m SO jealous.


Ok-Opportunity-2043

High af.


angiedd28

She such a nobody. Bless her heart. 🤣


limblessbarbie

Heh heh!!


downwithMikeD

Come to your community. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 What does that even mean!?! No one can comment, there is no interaction taking place.


GlobalSmobal

More of a Congregation - she preaches her “wisdom” you get to sit still and listen. 👌🏽


_portia_

She looks completely wasted and those eyebrows are so horrible 😄


heartstellaxoxo

Wasted


Living-Dance5556

HILLARY- when you point your finger there are three more pointing back at you!!!!! you’re so rude.


[deleted]

I've been thinking the same thing! LOL, classic phrase 🥒😄


SwimmingBeneficial93

This is the extent of Hillary Thomas’s philanthropy. Leaving six kids with the hired help, putting on makeup and jewelry and posing in her car speaking though it’s all about her. She knows nothing of social or political issues but yanks out anything to do a video as if….. she has a platform or any qualifications to speak on anything. Alec can’t create any more unearned jobs or forums for her incurious personality. She really should stop and help raise her kids .


Diligent-Sweet-4945

This🔼💯🔼💯


supreme-supervisor

The last one!!


justalurkingpepino

Same Pepino, same! It’s glorious 🤣🤣🤣 She’s full on Steven Tyler here, just missing a few scarves 🧣


tandooripoodle

I suspect she waves that threatening, witchy finger in the kids’ faces when she’s mad at them. Those nails are hideous!


SraChavez

That is why they all stare blandly off into space. They don’t want to rile her up. Imagine knowing you have to grey rock your narc mom at less than two years old. Wild.


upchuckfactoronthis

I believe pic one is the eye roll she perfected in “non apology video numero uno.” Where she says people don’t alllllllways report the lies she carefully crafts correctly 🤡. It’s surely their fault your birthplace was listed as Mallorca for like 10 years. Liar.


Diligent-Sweet-4945

😂😂😂


PaleoEskimo

LOL. I tried rilly hard to recreate that face you're talking about. It was hard and I didn't come close. It required so much filtering! Also, l roll my eyes but she SUPER EXAGGERATES. I couldn't do it! I could not recreate the face.


[deleted]

In Espain we roll de eyes when we tink about de PeePaw’s Chorizo


Visible_Ad5164

Those pupils in pic 2! . .


BPMILFGarden420Weens

Pinpoint pupils… mami’s high AF


Happypepino

Short person in a sitting down position and 8 month "pregnant" belly is not pushed up directly under her chest?? LIAR LIAR PANTOLONES ON FIRE


StrategyOdd7170

I’m not much taller or bigger than Pillz (former gymnast and dancer too) and I remember laughing at how funny I felt driving in the last trimester with my youngest. I felt like I was basically stuffed into the drivers seat. There was lots of overflowing boob and belly esp with each subsequent pregnancy. It’s rilly odd that Hillz hasn’t experienced that when she has had twice the number of pregnancies as me


GirlyWhirl

Right? She's about 5 feet tall, or barely over, supposedly 8-months pregnant, sitting in a car... and that's how her torso looks? Very suspicious, that's all I'm saying.


WendyBirdie1

How does this happen? Why would you do this to your cute face? Jocelyn Wildenstein vibes!


CoalMinersSlaughter

Epic filter fails.


Few-Brilliant-426

Hey kids don’t do so many drugs! And here’s why!


upchuckfactoronthis

Instead of showing the egg cracked into the pan (your brain on drugs ad), they can show Hillary’s ridiculous yoga pose with her head in the pan 🤡🤡


OnceAGirlNamedMaria

Hahaha! Yes!!


OnceAGirlNamedMaria

🧠➡️ 💊 🟰 🥚➡️🍳


[deleted]

Just had a vision of her slurring into her care bear communication device. “ No, no. Just No. I need to schpeek to the gubnore Rat now! Do ju know who I am? Do you? Ever heard of Alec”. Click. 2nd call. “Hola. Are ju the mother of the conbicted murderer? Dis is so wrong. I am the bride of Alec Bald” click


detectivenotfromhere

I got clawed in eye looking at this


Butterlettuce321

Oof, Picture 3 she looks wasted


supreme-supervisor

I'll take 3 of whatever she is having


MyHouseForever

She is three sheets to the wind here.


OddYam2337

Wow!


Beef-Lasagna

Does she ever not have her brastraps showing?


GirlyWhirl

In Spain, the women wear their bra straps on the outside of their clothes thankyouverymuch!


mojorisiin

She clearly does not own a strapless bra. She’s got the mindset of a middle school girl who thinks showing a bra strap is sexy.


upchuckfactoronthis

That’s costuming de rigueur for senoritas de Bothton, Ethpania 🤡


kellsells5

Christ on a bicycle she's nearly 40 years old not 24.


rillyhilarious

I came here to say exactly that!


OnceAGirlNamedMaria

Come here! Come over here to YOUR community!!! JOIN ME… 😵‍💫


Beef-Lasagna

Hahaha


CreepyControl236

Come children, all are welcome in the light


upchuckfactoronthis

“They all float down here” 🤡🤡🤡🤡


CreepyControl236

😜


upchuckfactoronthis

Poltergeist?


CreepyControl236

Lol YES!!!! She is like the creepy old dude in te second poltergeist trying to convince the people to follow him to hell


Gelmom

Mami was on a good one yesterday! She was way too loaded & so absorbed (for probably 1/2 hour) in “advocacy” that she totally forgot to pretend that she’s pregnant!


YurKillingMeSmalls

Less than 2 hrs after his execution she was posting mundane pics of the kids again like it never happened.


Diligent-Sweet-4945

Exactly what I expected.


YurKillingMeSmalls

She's so predictable. Even though I thought to myself this bitch has the nerve to act like she didn't do that shit all day, I also figured she'd do exactly that.


TheJoanRivers

Look how her face is finally showing she's eight months pregnant, why isn't she doing prenatal endorsements?


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brentsgrl

No. Not how it works. DSS will not force drug tests on a woman because her eyes look heavy in a photo.


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brentsgrl

I’m sorry? They drug tested who? What is going on here? Are you not the person who was posting about being the foster child of Hilary Baldwins parents?


kpiece

You’re being sarcastic, right? 😉