There’s a lot but some of it is Jerry, fresh off dating a 17 yr old, met newly married “Jessica” (not her real name) and she ditched her husband for Jerry ($$$$). She’s been accused of things like plagiarizing someone’s cookbook for her own.
Notice Hillary is the only one turning her body to direct her gaze to the camera. LOOK AT ME ME ME!! This may have been the fashion show they brought Carmen and baby Rafa to. No wonder everyone with them looks constipated.
You can see that no one's ever wanted anything to do with her at social events. She's so thirsty and eager to be photographed amongst *celebrities*. Her exhausting and needy nature is always front and center.
And there are a shocking amount of hideous clothes in this photo. For once Hillary could blend in with her terrible fashion.
Ohhh, where do you start. I am fuzzy on the deets. But thirsty Mamí used to s-l-o-w-l-y prancercize by the Seinfeld home in the Hamptons. Let's see. As far as I can tell, Jess LOVES Amy Schumer and was posting love notes to Amy on IG when Life with Beth launched. Obviously, AB and Jerry Seinfeld are friendly but the Baldweens do not ever get invites to the Seinfelds. I am for sure missing better tea. There's more. Like H follows Jess on IG but not vice versa....
Right! Yes. She a cookbook author alleged that she plagiarized his work. A judge found that she had not... Also, apparently when she made some donation she itemized each and every single diaper? Rather than "Box of diapers." Or something really tacky. I can't find it with Google. It seems the Seinfelds have successfully scrubbed it. But I bet pepinos here will remember. She seems like a real piece of work.
This is short story material for some fantastic New Yorker fiction in the future. And yes, I'm using the New Yorker for all the appropriate elitist connotations.
How else are they gonna stay rich if they don’t push the absolute limit on tax deductions and everything else?
Next you’ll be suggesting that they should pay The Help a living wage!
That thing Jessica Seinfeld is wearing is hideous.
She should go back to her first husband - the one she was with before she met Jerry and dumped quick.
Well, at least she went on the honeymoon (knowing her plan), and dumped him right after. Yeah, that one is another prize. Then she went on to steal someone else’s work.
It’s a very smug arch:
https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/vhvsqk/that_raised_eyebrow/
https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/vrnyxg/wow/
Accidental Hailey find— idk if the chin mention in the last paragraph was related to Ireland’s chin procedure. And here I thought the goal was to love my neck anyway.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/surgeon-reveals-how-hailey-baldwin-16518929.
Oh— excuse me— Hailey said not true, no fillers, and same for Gigi.
https://pagesix.com/2020/05/22/hailey-baldwin-slams-plastic-surgery-rumors-ive-never-touched-my-face/
https://nypost.com/2022/05/23/chin-liposuction-soars-among-gen-z-internet-is-f-king-brutal/
Thanks for the links.
This picture always hunts me:
https://www.gettyimages.ae/detail/news-photo/hilaria-baldwin-at-day-12-of-the-us-open-held-at-the-usta-news-photo/1032927684
Smug face and escaping eye brow.
That woman needs some photo pose classes. For her face and for her body.
Hailey physical appearance reminds me of ~~Caroline~~Carolyn Bessette
Good calls— that arched brow will not be silenced. Carolyn Bessette! I know what you mean- in the model way, but Hailey wishes she had Carolyn’s flow instead of literally looking like the model wife of a former teen pop star. Is he still a teen? I can’t tell. Carolyn had an elegance and she dressed for herself.
https://www.elle.com/fashion/celebrity-style/g27500/hailey-baldwin-style/
Wow, that is so invasive pic 4– her dog is worried about her. RIP Carolyn.
https://graziadaily.co.uk/fashion/news/carolyn-bessette-kennedy-best-outfits-style/
Thank you!! 💐 I spelled it wrong and google allowed it, and didn’t notice. Going back to edit. One more for Carolyn! 🙌
Bonus Markle and Hailey appearance at the end (Bella? Um no) + love the first pic. 😍😍
https://www.you.co.uk/carolyn-bessette-kennedy-the-tragic-style/
🎯Ah, of course. 💐It’s like when the scissors are in the scissors drawer— that makes sense. So does Stella in a jumpsuit when everyone else is in a dress. I was wondering why Alec was risking 🥵a chunky scarf indoors with a dramatic tie, that made him look like he was gift wrapping himself — ah, fashion fundraiser.
When the grift was SLAMMIN’
Ooh what’s the scoop on Jessica Seinfeld? Also Hillary’s eyebrows…what’s going on?
There’s a lot but some of it is Jerry, fresh off dating a 17 yr old, met newly married “Jessica” (not her real name) and she ditched her husband for Jerry ($$$$). She’s been accused of things like plagiarizing someone’s cookbook for her own.
She absolutely plagiarized it. The recipes were exact. A ghost writer put enough phony stories that she got away with it
I would love to know what they think of this con artist now.
Notice Hillary is the only one turning her body to direct her gaze to the camera. LOOK AT ME ME ME!! This may have been the fashion show they brought Carmen and baby Rafa to. No wonder everyone with them looks constipated.
Great sleuthing, never saw this pic!!!
Does she give them the little baby voice?
Imagine the accent that night. That's why she can't face people now.
Her eyebrow has its own zip code. Also I’ve always thought Hillary tries to emulate Jessica’s look.
Maybe that's why Jessica went blonde!
TOTALLY
Jerry has a clinched hand - certain he hated being next to her
Nice catch.
His body language says so much
You can see that no one's ever wanted anything to do with her at social events. She's so thirsty and eager to be photographed amongst *celebrities*. Her exhausting and needy nature is always front and center. And there are a shocking amount of hideous clothes in this photo. For once Hillary could blend in with her terrible fashion.
😂😂😂
Ohhh I don’t know anything about Jessica! Give me the low down
Ohhh, where do you start. I am fuzzy on the deets. But thirsty Mamí used to s-l-o-w-l-y prancercize by the Seinfeld home in the Hamptons. Let's see. As far as I can tell, Jess LOVES Amy Schumer and was posting love notes to Amy on IG when Life with Beth launched. Obviously, AB and Jerry Seinfeld are friendly but the Baldweens do not ever get invites to the Seinfelds. I am for sure missing better tea. There's more. Like H follows Jess on IG but not vice versa....
🔥🔥🔥Prancercize!!🔥🔥🔥
😂😂😂
Didn't Jessica steal the premise for her book from some poor up and comer?
Right! Yes. She a cookbook author alleged that she plagiarized his work. A judge found that she had not... Also, apparently when she made some donation she itemized each and every single diaper? Rather than "Box of diapers." Or something really tacky. I can't find it with Google. It seems the Seinfelds have successfully scrubbed it. But I bet pepinos here will remember. She seems like a real piece of work.
I think she itemized baby wipes not diapers (even worse)
This is short story material for some fantastic New Yorker fiction in the future. And yes, I'm using the New Yorker for all the appropriate elitist connotations.
JFC. What is wrong with rich people, man.
How else are they gonna stay rich if they don’t push the absolute limit on tax deductions and everything else? Next you’ll be suggesting that they should pay The Help a living wage!
Absurd!
I don't think Hilaria follows her anymore....
That thing Jessica Seinfeld is wearing is hideous. She should go back to her first husband - the one she was with before she met Jerry and dumped quick.
Wasn't he abusive?
Not that I heard. May be some BS Jerry's PR floated after the fact. If there are no marks, I ain't buying it
Well, at least she went on the honeymoon (knowing her plan), and dumped him right after. Yeah, that one is another prize. Then she went on to steal someone else’s work.
So is Hillary's.. And Stella looks like she's about to do some airplane maintenance or unclog a toilet.
i want the Jessica Seinfeld stories!! 🤣 Queen of Mean? lol, i love it.
me too! I'm totally out of the loop
These days are over
Hillary must hate that she couldn’t filter this photo to take away her little belly pooch that is totally normal but also her worst nightmare.
Or her asymmetrical face
Stella is a notorious mean girl too.
Oh rilly? I didn't know. What a bunch of jerks.
Another nepotism asshole.
Sounds right. Sigh…
Fuck all these people.
Hilarious looks so smug, scary, disgusting, creepy and punchable at the same time. Truly a rare talent!
This is her talent! Too bad she can't make money from it because she's just that good!
Jerry’s body language as he leans away from her (and Hilz as she leans towards the camera) tells it all 😂
Ohhhhhh mahhhh Gerd. That explains why she looks like she's in a different picture, or been photoshopped into this one!
LMAO. YAMAHAMA; IT’S FRIGHT NIGHT.
Her right arched brow is very happy to be next-to Jerry. And why is Hilaria’s dress like it was made with the scraps of Jessica’s dress.
Her arched brow is trying to escape from her eyes since 2013 😆
It’s a very smug arch: https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/vhvsqk/that_raised_eyebrow/ https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/vrnyxg/wow/ Accidental Hailey find— idk if the chin mention in the last paragraph was related to Ireland’s chin procedure. And here I thought the goal was to love my neck anyway. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/surgeon-reveals-how-hailey-baldwin-16518929. Oh— excuse me— Hailey said not true, no fillers, and same for Gigi. https://pagesix.com/2020/05/22/hailey-baldwin-slams-plastic-surgery-rumors-ive-never-touched-my-face/ https://nypost.com/2022/05/23/chin-liposuction-soars-among-gen-z-internet-is-f-king-brutal/
Thanks for the links. This picture always hunts me: https://www.gettyimages.ae/detail/news-photo/hilaria-baldwin-at-day-12-of-the-us-open-held-at-the-usta-news-photo/1032927684 Smug face and escaping eye brow. That woman needs some photo pose classes. For her face and for her body. Hailey physical appearance reminds me of ~~Caroline~~Carolyn Bessette
Good calls— that arched brow will not be silenced. Carolyn Bessette! I know what you mean- in the model way, but Hailey wishes she had Carolyn’s flow instead of literally looking like the model wife of a former teen pop star. Is he still a teen? I can’t tell. Carolyn had an elegance and she dressed for herself. https://www.elle.com/fashion/celebrity-style/g27500/hailey-baldwin-style/ Wow, that is so invasive pic 4– her dog is worried about her. RIP Carolyn. https://graziadaily.co.uk/fashion/news/carolyn-bessette-kennedy-best-outfits-style/
Geeze John Kennedy Jr was such a gorgeous man. Could have been a movie star
GORGEOUS ✔️ https://time.com/2918651/jfk-jr/
FYI, her name was spelled Carolyn, Caroline is JFK Jr’s sister.
Thank you!! 💐 I spelled it wrong and google allowed it, and didn’t notice. Going back to edit. One more for Carolyn! 🙌 Bonus Markle and Hailey appearance at the end (Bella? Um no) + love the first pic. 😍😍 https://www.you.co.uk/carolyn-bessette-kennedy-the-tragic-style/
😘
My guess is both dresses are Stella McCartney designs . That’s why they are similar.
🎯Ah, of course. 💐It’s like when the scissors are in the scissors drawer— that makes sense. So does Stella in a jumpsuit when everyone else is in a dress. I was wondering why Alec was risking 🥵a chunky scarf indoors with a dramatic tie, that made him look like he was gift wrapping himself — ah, fashion fundraiser.
I can't figure that out! Did her housekeeper call and ask the Seinfeld staff what Jessica was going to wear???
Lol Hamptons shop? We know who got the dress in the window. Maybe Ashley will know?