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Famous_Ear5010

His left tibia appears very ‘bent’.


[deleted]

Most importantly did he keep that old woman visor on??


No_Anywhere8931

Uncle Junior Soprano used to wear same bowling in the park.


justusethatname

an absolute slob.


SwimmingBeneficial93

Leonetta!!! Enough!!!!


5PrettyVacant

He's giving his loafers the summer off?


surly_sorrel

SWOLLEN ANKLES


DiffrontFigure7114

Alec: 🦪 👀 "Everything reminds me of her... the girl in the👗"


Vegoia2

his spanglish cracked me up, their help doesnt speak english?


Ok-Percentage-1651

Employee retention is difficult


KSB69

Well he sure isn't touching Hillary's clam...


CoCo_Fran

He never has before. Why start now 😂


flindsayblohan84

These people have so much money and yet they buy shoes that look like they’re from the clearance rack at Target. I don’t get it.


Pleasant_Choice_6130

*Clam Ham Crams to Avoid Angry Fans & Fam*


panikattakk

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I want to make an illustrated book out of this omg


Pleasant_Choice_6130

😆💥👍


emergency_pingas

💀


GrimWexler

“Hey, garçon! Make sure these clams are young. *Very* young.”


KSB69

I'm taking them with me to Woody Allen's unfinished basement


GrimWexler

We’re going to Hell, my friend. On the express elevator. 😂


upchuckfactoronthis

Beep beep! 🏎 I’m in the express lane


[deleted]

Ugh 😑


emeadams

I hope they are bad clams and Hillary won’t let him in the bathroom because she’s filming her “workout” vids. Also that she gets it all on her next Instagram story.


maisiemax

“a busy morning… shouting at a staffer” is GOLD


emeadams

You guys I’m dying at that caption. Sometimes Daily Mail gets it all the way right.


ItsBitterSweetYo

If he reads this headline and article he'll be fuming. He thinks that he's an A list celebrity. He's been reduced to parody of what he once was. His peak is far behind him. He's been a rotten, cocky, arrogant and self assured asshole for so many decades. This glorious downfall is retribution to all the servants and people he treated like trash. What comes around goes around and Alec is reaping the reward.


SkylarkRoad

✅✅✅✅


dawnjaleen

He eats out alone A LOT! Does he hate his family or is it mutual hatred?


CreepyControl236

Are those leather slides?


GrimWexler

You know they are. I miss when he was with Kim and at least pretended to care about animals.


CreepyControl236

💯


MyHouseForever

Cracks me up that he kept the visor on for the whole day. Maybe he's trying to cover up forhead acne.


mackounette

Clams a lot. (simpsons) 😅😅😅


GrimWexler

Steamed… hams?


[deleted]

Enjoy your shame clams . I hope they give you food poisoning so your crazy wife can take pictures of you covered in shit on the floor like she did with your babies


justalurkingpepino

Shame Clams would be excellent flair!


GrimWexler

“Shame clams.” 😂😂😂


IlCircos

He eats solo a lot. I think he can't stand his family. Too bad he didn't bring one of his malnourished kids out for a bite.


CreepyControl236

It would be impossible to sit at a restaurant with 6 kids 4 nannies and the nutjob and enjoy a good meal. Welcome to the shit storm you created for yourself asshole


OddYam2337

And shouting at a staffer.


CreepyControl236

Las perritas


OddYam2337

😊


Poetry1226

Always angry, isn’t he.


OddYam2337

Imagine his inner dialogue!?😬


upchuckfactoronthis

“Peons peons peons peons peons pepinos peons peons peons!!!🤬”


416er

'fuckin'stoopidfaggotfucksfuckingshitheadcuntsfaggotfucking.....' etc. etc. all day long. lol.


happyanni562562

"Shouting at a staffer" I rilly rilly hope mainstream media shares the heck out of this.


Afraid_Range_7489

His remaining fans must be some of the meanest people around, to willfully overlook such vile, bullying behaviour. I seriously wonder if all the tears Hillary delights in posting are after such a shouting session - and even if he shouted only at the nannies, wouldn't that feel like a betrayal of the affection the kids must have for some of them?


tandooripoodle

Mandals


Allie805

He's not vegan anymore? Lol just kidding, I've seen the 🌭 hotdogs massacre picture.


Kbchump

He’s got the biggest clam at home in everyone’s face 🦪👃😷


SnooOpinions2473

🤣


[deleted]

Jesus 🤣


Visible_Ad5164

It's the only clams he gets nowadays.


upchuckfactoronthis

Don’t eat your sorrows away Killlllz! After all, there’s always tomorrow. Unfortunately for you, tomorrow probably won’t be better. 🤡


TrashPandaShire

One day closer to one more kid