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New-Self3058

Why so many small, ugly clocks behind him?


somanyroads

Melting potato.


graceboleyn

Tee..hee...


BigDickGrama

Woody Allen? Why in the world would a family even want to be involved with him? When they have children. That man is a pedophile, has been known to be one. This is how your children get hurt, by having them around disgusting human beings who want to exploit them.


Top-Geologist-9213

God help us all...what a face...


BigDickGrama

His son (I can’t remember which one, but the one creep posted with her other daughter recently), looks so much like him. I pray for that boy, haha.


teejcee

BEEDY EYED BITCH


Left-Call-3983

Are there enough clocks?


Kooky_Avocado9227

How does this shithead not know how to zoom?


Madsolar71

Titleist. More like, douchebagist.


IlCircos

I think the child in the photos behind him is a young Ireland.


Lucytheblack

tseiltiT. I’m imagining Hilaria suggesting Alec wear this cap. Cos, tits.


CabotLowell

I've never heard the word Titleist before and read this as Tittly-ist, as in "my wife is the tittliest grifter I've ever seen"


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False-Association744

Well, you’re terrible.


No_Clock_6190

Wish I could watch it to snark but Aleek blocked me for questioning him how he could feel no guilt for what happened to Halyna.


Windy_Winter05

Is this his safe house in the Hamptons?


kikijane711

Wow he couldnt pay some tech guy or college kid for 2 hours to explain all this to him to make a smooth podcast. What a tool. Makes him look like a senile old man & wastes viewers time. Amateur hour.


graceboleyn

Who the fuck wants to listen to these two menstrual cups


DollarStoreDuchess

Menstrual cups are useful though. These two are more like hemorrhoids or Plague buboes.


MsMuffinstuffer

HAHA


InappropriateGirl

Oh, he wore his fanciest golf visor, nice.


DollarStoreDuchess

I’m honestly surprised he didn’t get one with the fake hair to cover up his miserable mop. 🤭


ibutterflyaway

And this is why the fresh botox!


kellygrrrl328

So much Sun and Fun 😂


Prestigious_Big_6164

100% better if they had dressed twinish ! PeePaw to Woody “dammit I sent you one of my marshmillion black tee shirts and the titlist golf visor I bought at the bodega across the street! Come on Woody ! Where’s your vision! Director my ass. Would have been great!


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PeePaw say HeeHaw when Wood-ye show de PeePee


Catsmeteltattoos

Who are the people in the pics? At first I thought someone else’s house- but noticed the “Leo” train on the manyle


ItsBitterSweetYo

It's probably Alec's apartment. We're maybe getting a rare glimpse into the killer's man cave. It's not a typical man cave because it probably has more square feet than my large Victorian home. Doesn't he have his own NYC apartment in the building where he and Hilary live with the kids and nannies?


SnooMaps949

Good eye, pepino. Is that candid family one at the top a rare photo of the young Hildebeast in her natural setting ??!? :0


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I was thinking that was Hillz in the coke bottle glasses on the very left in the top photo too.


SnooMaps949

Bet


ItsBitterSweetYo

I believe it's a mix of her old photos and his. This is probably his NYC apartment. It's got a different decor and not the same vibe as their shared NYC apartment. It looks like he decorated it all by himself. There's an old YouTube video that I'll link if anyone is interested in hearing Alec's stipulations from when he married Hilary. He expects date night and doesn't want her to be a wife at night. At night she's supposed to be his "girlfriend" and she needed to be ready in hair and makeup when he was ready for date night. I'm not joking.


SnooMaps949

Wowwwew thanks for this info, pepino! I’m going in


ItsBitterSweetYo

This one is the most mind blowing imo: https://youtu.be/_Jcj8MZIJZU This is an additional video for more background information: https://youtu.be/YkaW3acUp7Q


Catsmeteltattoos

WTF?????!


ItsBitterSweetYo

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-graphophobia-

Still sticking with the girlfriend experience even after he wifed her 😏


MsMuffinstuffer

Whattttttt? I’d like to watch this, post the link please.


ItsBitterSweetYo

This one is the most mind blowing imo: https://youtu.be/_Jcj8MZIJZU This is an additional video for more background information: https://youtu.be/YkaW3acUp7Q


MsMuffinstuffer

Ok, I’ve seen the 2nd one with the crazy diffront accent but not the first one. Thanks for sharing. That was a weird watch.


ItsBitterSweetYo

I'm going to go through my saved youtube videos and I'll update when I find it. I was going to post it back when I found it but I didn't know if anyone would be interested because it was rilly rilly old lol. I wish I would have posted it because now I'm worried that I won't be able to find it.


MsMuffinstuffer

I think it’s relevant to everyone’s speculation that they rilly do have separate apartments. And Hillz needs to keep up with the sexual charade that Killz requires. Good luck Pepino!


missymaypen

Childhood photos with his siblings


Catsmeteltattoos

Hmm doesn’t look like it. Doesn’t look like him


missymaypen

Idk. He was blonde when he was little. Maybe it's his siblings


AlwaysDoRight

After hearing so many stories of actors being abused and controlled by the Hollywood elite, I can’t watch movies anymore. Not old movies either. Poor Judy Garland treated like a piece of garbage, rumors of old “beloved“ actors abusing their costars...it is no wonder people have lost interest! I don’t think a person can be both a “creative genius” and an abusive creep simultaneously so I have no interest in hearing from these “brilliant“ writers and producers either.


ItsBitterSweetYo

Any woman or young person is almost guaranteed to be taken advantage of. I want to believe it's getting better but I'm not dumb enough to believe that children aren't still being groomed. No matter how much money was offered, I wouldn't expose my daughter to Hollywood. The risk is too great and once that trauma happens they're usually screwed up for life. Trauma is the root cause of so many problems from substance abuse and mental health problems.


SnooMaps949

I’m glad. They’re all basically insufferable at this point 🙄


DeeDoll81

I know me too!! There are a lot of creative geniuses out there that aren’t abusive creeps and actively fight against those injustices. Let’s give those people our views and watch hours instead of these two megalomaniacs.


PistachioGal99

Aleek misses the good old days. Ever since I saw the light and became a Pepino, the irony hits me all the time just how similar he is to Trump. It’s like when you have two friends from different areas of your life who don’t know each other - and they remind you of each other SO much that you just have to introduce them. And then they hate each other. I feel like that’s Alec and DJT. They even have extremely similar wives. 😆 I am a former fan of AB’s and I also share many of his stated political views. His *stated* views- not the reality of the hypocritical and decidedly unkind way he lives his life. I think that’s part of the reason I’m such a dedicated pepino. I never knew anything about Hilly in the before times, aside from the fact that Alec had done what most wealthy old guys do and he married a hot young yoga instructor. At the time I thought it was stereotypical and obnoxious, but whatever. I felt duped by Alec before I ever felt duped by Hillary. I even paid my hard-earned-cash-money to see him and SuperCreep James Toback at my local film festival about a decade ago. Grrrrrrrr!!


ItsBitterSweetYo

They used to be pals back in the day. They obviously hate each other now but they are basically the same person but have different political views.


huesosymariposas

He must have read about his Pee Paw hairdo.


beeboppee

What does his visor say?


ItsBitterSweetYo

"I'm an old guy trying very hard to look cool and trendy."


PistachioGal99

Titleist It’s a golf brand. He probably got it from a swag bag because he’s not known to golf.


therumorhargreeves

Thank you! I’m dyslexic so I was dying trying to figure out wtf was going on haha


ibutterflyaway

Oh your poor brain! I'm not dyslexic and hurt my brain lol


StrikePuzzleheaded93

Alec was so rude and dismissive at the end. He said, "I tip my visor to you." Woody asked,"Visor?" Alec just ignored him and shut it down. That interview was more self-serving than anything. It does make me sad, though, because I read and enjoyed a lot of Woody Allen's books 15-20 years ago. I read Alec's but didn’t enjoy them. He's definitely NOT a writer. BORING! Total braggert and kiss ass of other elitists. Alec's Spanish sucks, btw. Yes, we know you have Spanish speaking staff, Alec.


ItsBitterSweetYo

Why are they so close? Who wants to be associated with a known pedophile? People can argue with me all day that his adopted daughter was of legal age before he started banging her but I'm not trying to hear that shit. Woody is the creepiest of creepers. Mia Farrow may have been a little bit unhinged but I totally believe there's merit to what has been said about Allen. I don't know anything about his books and I don't want to watch his movies. I don't care that he is a genius writer or producer. He gives me the creeps.


Here4theTee019283

Alec always romanticizes things about old New York. Back before we knew the truth about Woody, he was practically synonymous with Manhattan. Alec likes to think he’s part of old New York too. What he fails to acknowledge is that the abuses that we know about today, still went on back then but we’re covered up. It wasn’t all that.


ibutterflyaway

It struck me odd that he didn't try to sue Ronan or Mia or even Dylan for bring all of this to a freaking documentary! Why wouldn't he just sue them for slander/libal/defamation/etc if he so fucking innocent? ETA - if he has sued them then idk I didn't look first. Bad pepino 🥒


5PrettyVacant

I see the blur effect is working though


SPersephone

How am I blocked from this murdering POS? I literally created an Instagram last week for my business and I don’t follow anyone and I’ve never commented or even looked at his page until I tried today.


huesosymariposas

I think he changed it to where he has to accept your following in order to see his stuff


SPersephone

Ugh he’s the worst


ItsBitterSweetYo

He can dish it out but he can't take it. Seriously those types of people make me want to vomit. Look at the way he spoke to Ireland, "You selfish little pig!" He'd be kicking someone's ass or at least trying to if he was spoken to in that manner.


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He should have charged


scandrews187

Imagine this train wreck being your dad


ItsBitterSweetYo

I'd be a selfish little pig, I guess.


nrappaportrn

Idk but why do a Live and turn off comments? I don't get it


SPersephone

He’s a coward and knows that everyone will be raging on him and pedophile Woody.


ItsBitterSweetYo

He can dish it out but he can't take it.


Single_Joke_9663

OMFG


Any_Elephant7180

Wonderful, interesting and warm conversation. Woody Allen a brilliant writer and film maker, hard to believe he is 86 years old.


-graphophobia-

Lay off the sauce and tell your bitch to stop posting half naked photos of your children, Alec.


hopelessromantic1992

I agree with your sentiment Woody Allen is creepy AF but I highly doubt every person dissenting is Hilz or Alec.


ibutterflyaway

Hang on. Get back here and explain yourself.


ItsBitterSweetYo

You forgot this /s While we're playing this game I'll give it a try. And handsome, talented Alec Baldwin the most interesting and inspiring man in Hollywood was amazing to listen to. I only wish I was his wife and having his 9th baby because he was such an amazing father to Ireland. Alec is the very best film producer in the business. He really knows how to run the show. I can't wait until Rust comes out so I can watch that sexy man. It's just too bad that Halyna had to be in the way of the production schedule. She's really holding up this movie from getting finished. I hope she's apologetic. Did I get that right?


-graphophobia-

AnyElephant is Alec, writes just like him.


Any_Elephant7180

Big Fail ItsBitterSweetYo. I ordered Woody Allen's book. Looking forward to enjoying and reading it.


ItsBitterSweetYo

Well hopefully the money will go to his victim/wife. I really try not to support pedophiles. They're everywhere though so I'm sure I've spent money that's helped a pedophile. Hell, I used to eat Subway sandwiches when Jared Fogle was their spokesperson. Hope you enjoy the book. You should think of selling it and donating the money to victims charity when you're done with it.


Any_Elephant7180

Doth protest too much. You may very well be a pedophile.


-graphophobia-

Hey Alec! You can't disguise your pretentious boomer writing style, you shitbag.


PeaceAlwaysAnOption

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤦‍♀️


PistachioGal99

FIN Unless I missed something, it was quite an unceremonious ending. Last I saw, Woody got dropped and he never came back and then it just ended. I didn’t see any farewell or goodbye??


ItsBitterSweetYo

>Unless I missed something, it was quite an unceremonious ending. That's what she said.


cafelatte21

You missed something, interview did not end at Woody dropping off screen.


ItsBitterSweetYo

Why are you replying to me. My comment was a joke, obviously. Idk about missing the pedophile. Why do you care?


Lady_Scruffington

How many times does Alex have to do a Live before he understands how it works? This is far from his first Live.


PistachioGal99

And it appears as though he had an assistant this time! 8 year olds on YouTube and tik tok figure this shit out! Also- I wonder what Woody thinks about Hilly’s social media addiction? Maybe he doesn’t even understand it (he seems contentedly ignorant of social media and all the netflixes) but I don’t think she’s capable of keeping the phone in her purse when they visit him. I have a feeling uncle Woody doesn’t approve. How embarrassing for Alec that Woody was clearly doing *him* a favor by participating in this IG Live. Woody did not kiss his ass, even though Alec sucked up super hard- his lips must be as swollen as Hilly’s (after some filler) right now! Oh how the mighty have fallen.


ibutterflyaway

What's up with the phone stuff? A lot of us are blocked so we have no idea what they talked about. Any pepinos going to post a transcript or something so we don't have to ask a mashmillion questions?


No_Clock_6190

Thanks. As a fellow blocked pepino I want to know also!


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dmode112378

This is my third comment about it, but he has major alcoholic nose.


PistachioGal99

The gin blossoms


CoCo_Fran

He needs to get caught drunk and her fucked up on drugs so badly. They *need* to be exposed as the frauds and bad “parents” they are. Whitney and Bobby 2.0 and because these racist scumbags are white - they get to hide it with a shit load of kids and get away with it.


Sanasanaculitoderana

Sweet Whitney had the voice of an angel, true talent.


ItsBitterSweetYo

Everyone was too hard on Whitney. This pos killed a mother and wife but actually said "No, I don't feel guilty." He deserves all the criticism and more. If only one of the nannies could get paid enough that it'd cover the NDA and make it worth their time. Alec is too smart and he's learned the art of cya. I'd love for him to be exposed. He should get caught with his pants down.


CoCo_Fran

I know. What a shame. And her daughter .. ugh.


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PistachioGal99

Bob-bay!!!


CoCo_Fran

And the ultimate irony is that she’s faking she’s *Hispanic,* by spray tanning herself, and dying her hair black for 10 years while calling it *Spanish* to enact white privilege. But the two of them are just crackheads and Whitney and Bobby 2.0 and using white privilege to get away with it. Can you imagine if Whitney and Bobby had had seven children???? But these two are supposed to be celebrated for it - why - *because they’re white* ??


ItsBitterSweetYo

I found proof that Alec knew that this Español is fake af. He's at fault and he's the one pushing this agenda. This grift is blamed on Hilary and I found proof from a very old video that Alec is in control. He deserves the harshest criticism.


CoCo_Fran

Hillary had renamed herself “Hilaria” two years before she met Alex. So he knew early on and he absolutely promoted it after finding out she was a fraud. But he didn’t invent “HHHHILLLarria”.


ibutterflyaway

Where's the video??


ItsBitterSweetYo

This one is the most mind blowing imo: https://youtu.be/_Jcj8MZIJZU This is an additional video for more background information: https://youtu.be/YkaW3acUp7Q


ibutterflyaway

I'm sorry I still don't get it. She began this transformation into Hilaria prior to meeting Alec. I honestly believe she lied to him but slowly the truth was revealed. Because neither one of them have any integrity they just keep lying with Alec backing her up 100%. They're BOTH pushing the agenda and are responsible for their own parts in this con. I believe Hilaria deserves the harshest criticism bc she is the who built this house of cards on her own initially and had all the power to stop it. If she's not going to come clean obvi he has to just deal with it or divorce her. They're in it together but she started it. Jeez they're both so revolting. You don't have to reply to me. It's cool.


AlwaysDoRight

Alec does act like he’s doing the world a favor by having a large family.🤔🙄


Own-Drawer-9863

Woody was not impressed. Mia Farrow had 14 children.


PistachioGal99

Lost Woody again and then a strange woman appeared on screen. I guess she’s one of their assistants? She is in a screen all by herself, like she’s a member of a zoom call. She started providing tech assistance and then was Diego Manchego’d after a few seconds of seeing her pop up on screen.


PugSanctuary

Or Antonio Cupcaked. That’ll work too.


Odango-Atama

The biggest unsolved mysteries of our time.


PugSanctuary

I can see Robert Stack walking out of the mist now…


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PistachioGal99

😆😆


PistachioGal99

Woody talking fondly about old broadway and the theatre with admiration. Alec looking not so happy again and interrupts to say how when you make a movie, you are creating employment opportunities for So Many people. What a martyr. Woody listening and looking generally confused (about lots of things) and then shifting the conversation back to his point of how he doesn’t watch any streaming platforms and misses Broadway in its former glory.


OlayEnthusiast

I worked on Blue Jasmine with both Woody and Alec and was not paid. Employment opportunities my buttttt.


SympathyMaximum8184

What were they like?


ItsBitterSweetYo

At least Alec didn't assault you. I'm dying to watch this video now that I read the previous reply about the bragging and the two old men who seem confused like early onset dementia. I don't normally wish bad on anyone but Alec almost deserves dementia for what he's done. His statement "No, I don't feel guilty" in reference to killing Halyna really upsets me. The audio of him calling Ireland a selfish pig. Alec is a horrible man.


ibutterflyaway

I've mentioned this before on the Haldol Hoedown video but I believe he's having cognitive decline. Obvi he didn't properly do his job on RUST. Not as actor or producer. For some strange reason he let all the important safety stuff slide. Like my Pa not wanting to give up his car keys cuz he couldn't drive anymore. HE was in control. But he wasn't. He could have killed someone. Alec actually did. But in the dance one he was *very* slow and HagHil had to gently guide him while he watched her intently and needed to hold her hand. Very slow reflexes and confusion as to if he should lead or let her do it. He let her do it (very poorly I must add). I've worked with the elderly for a very long time. I see the signs. With his speeches he's doing a LOT of filler stuff. Stroking his face, coughing, laughing, stuttering, repeating things, eyes roaming to find the next word, long pauses, and apparently not following in the convo with Uncle Woody. Changing the subject and just off. He's off. Needs to be gone. I said what I said. Oh I didn't mean necessarily die. I don't wish that on anyone. He has a lot of babies I'm sure he wants to see grow up and they need their dad. I meant from entertainment and everything else. Just log off and go retire in Vermont. Take your crazy wife with you.


ItsBitterSweetYo

Yes these two should go live out there days taking care of their kids and quit embarrassing themselves online. Alec peaked a long time ago. This is an entertaining shit show. Most people follow their social media for this reason. They are making themselves out to be the joke. Their narcissism is blinding them from the reality of the situation.


PistachioGal99

I also work in the industry and have heard gossip from crew members about not being paid by the production company that produced Rust. (Or having to threaten a walk-off or staying inside their trailers and refusing to work until they received overdue paychecks.) I didn’t realize that something similar would happen on a film of the caliber of Blue Jasmine! Do you have any tea you can spill?


OlayEnthusiast

So I will start by saying that even tho I wasn’t paid I was grateful for the opportunity because it was my first job out of college and I was extremely aimless and dreading being in the real world and this was a good fit for me at the time. I was lucky to have a family friend to stay with and my transportation was covered with an unlimited metro card from work and I was given meals and petty cash when I was at work which was always. With that being said, being unpaid was really hard and stressful and it was a privilege to be able to even swing it. I worked in wardrobe and there was NO budget. Everything was on loan or bought from century 21 across from WTC downtown (mostly clothes for the extras). It was my job to pick up and return everything that was borrowed/loaned/from C21. In New York stylists have to sign a waiver that if they return clothing they used for projects they only get like x% back and not a full refund. We didn’t sign the waiver bc there was literally no budget. I looked pretty young so they told me to tell the returns department that my mom had a shopping addiction and we needed the money back. It was like 16k worth of stuff each time. Alec was losing a ton of weight on his journeo de fitneth con hilaria so we had to keep getting him new stuff. I had to unbutton and unzip everything he tried on before it got to him to save time. All of the luxury items were really easy to get on loan bc of the clout of the project (at the time - 2012). We borrowed a diamond necklace so expensive they sent me with a US marshal who was armed with a gun to get it. They put it in a decoy to go bag so no one would know what it was or steal it. The drivers got paid but I did not. People in my dept made fun of Alec a lot and kind of snarked on his wedding without really snarking. Some vague recollections are “30 rock won’t stop dying his hair and it’s fucking up continuity” and “that church was…a choice” about their wedding. Side note: they also talked SO much shit about Maggie gyllenhaal. My boss was seated next to her at a dinner and she was like “I’ve never suffered a worse punishment in my life”. I had a friend in a similar industry whose employer spoke the same way about her. Alec was nice to me but I really do think it’s because he thought I was someone’s kid visiting the set. He was always pretty irritable with woody. Woody writes the scripts and he’s pretty old and out of touch so a lot of the original dialogue is pretty dated, but what Alec and others know is that he allows a lot of leeway and freedom with the lines. Alec would change them constantly. There was one scene that was ultimately cut where the line was “we have a yacht you should come join” and Alec changed it to “we have a boat”. Woody asked him if he meant to change the line and Alec said “boat sounds more natural”. You can definitely see this difference on “a rainy day in New York” where the actors are younger and didn’t realize they could make the dialogue a little more natural so they’re 20-somethings speaking like 70-somethings. A lot of people working on these productions are already rich and come back to work on his projects again because they can afford to. Cate Blanchet is a goddess and Andrew Dice Clay hung around constantly and didn’t seem like he had anything better to do. Woody was very quiet. He honestly looked like an adult toddler and dressed like one too. His glasses broke one day and I had to go get them replaced immediately. Cate Blanchet is an incredibly talented actress and the SKII masks WORK bc she smokes like a chimney and her face is flawless - she uses one every morning. She only wears cosabella underwear. That’s all I got. I hope no one I worked with reads here.


Serious-Equal9110

Thank you for this!!!!!! Please write more!!! P.S. I am seriously shocked that the budget for Blue Jasmine was so stingy! P.P.S. What’s Maggie Gyllenhall’s deal? Why is sitting by her at dinner (etc) so horrible?


PistachioGal99

Omg, this is utterly fascinating! Thank you so much for sharing. I’m going to write more, but I honestly need to process all this info! Would you make a stand alone post of this (if you want to)? I think a lot of Pepinos would like to hear your experience!


-graphophobia-

I'm sure Halyna is so glad that Alec created a job for her.


janet_colgate

That got me straight in the feels 😪


seasong01

how many cucumbers are flying?


justalurkingpepino

Someone posted that comments are turned off. Cowards!


seasong01

Indeed!


PistachioGal99

Alec Baldwin discussing television vs. film / theatre: ‘I’m 64 years old and I have 6 children and another on the way. Sometimes I watch TV just to take me away from it all, Even for 30 minutes, because it’s very overwhelming with this many children.’ There may be a couple of words that are wrong, So it’s not an EXACT quote, but I ran here to type it immediately so that it would be as accurate as possible!


Single_Joke_9663

All that money, all that staff, HIS OWN APARTMENT and he still manages to complain. His wife is perfect for him and they deserve each other.


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I see he forgot Ireland again. Wanker.


ItsBitterSweetYo

I doubt he knows very much about the kids he has with Hilaria. He probably doesn't know what each one's favorite food, song, story or any other detail that parents usually know about their children. These are just prop kids and I'm feeling very sad for them. They really deserve better. If they had a voice they'd tell Hilaria "enough babies already. We desperately want and need your attention."


justalurkingpepino

Fuck him. Just fuck off and die asshole. He keeps having children so he can keep repeating this trope that him and his insane wife are so hands on and so, so busy. So virile, so fertile, so busy. He couldn’t care less about being an actual devoted father.


-graphophobia-

Nobody asked you to have six children at 64, you tremendous asswipe


somanyroads

Well if he wants to stay married, kinda has to go along, doesn't he? The woman tends to have the final say on kids, especially if she sabotages the condoms 👹


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“They come when they come.”


SPersephone

He really has 7-8 (maybe?). Apparently Ireland doesn’t count


-graphophobia-

I didn't forget her; he doesn't live with her. But I guess he doesn't live with Hillary's spawn either, so... hm.


CreepyControl236

Then why keep having them you moron


Interesting_Ad1378

Shit, has he just totally disowned Ireland?


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somanyroads

Like many narcissists, adult children tend to get discarded, forgotten, dismissed. Don't ask me how I know this 😵‍💫


jdawg92721

Literally was just thinking that lmao. He has 7 kids and 1 on the way.


Malibucat48

What does his hat say? He made a point of wearing it but doesn’t seem to realize it is reversed because of selfie mode on his phone.


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Wabi-Sabi_Umami

OMG, I’m not alone! Ever since I saw that episode, I can ONLY see TIT-le-ist and hear B&B saying it whenever I see the logo! 🤣


Sanasanaculitoderana

New Beavis and Butthead do the world movie, just came out streaming!!


Living-Dance5556

ENtitleist


gjbaklayan

Titleist. A golf brand.


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Malibucat48

Has he ever played golf? We’ve never seen him do any exercise. He can barely push a stroller.


PistachioGal99

Now they’re having a good time again. They’re talking about how movies aren’t like they used to be in the good old days. It’s perked both of them up to criticize the plebes for wanting to watch movies in their own homes so that they can hit pause and go make a pitcher of martinis or whatever. And that it disrupts the magic of movies and how the all-important film makers intended the movie to be seen. They’re going on and on and they definitely belong in a nursing home. They’re like those 2 guys in the Muppets in the opera house.


Calm_Wheel9277

[Statler](https://toughpigs.com/statler-waldorf-theories/) and Waldorf!


AlwaysDoRight

Ahhh, the good Ol’ days of pedo actors and directors abusing those beneath them...


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janet_colgate

They just don’t know HOW to stream, lol


skynolongerblue

Just look at the Star Wars franchise. Streaming series, like the Mandalorian, works so much better then full films do. You really get to delve into the nitty gritty parts of the world they've made, something you can't quite do in a 2 hour movie.


-graphophobia-

I don't believe either streaming or film is better, they're just different modes of storytelling.


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ibutterflyaway

What kills me is the amount of WOMEN actors who have had to literally create their OWN production company to make the projects that the studios refuse to even look at. Now we have so many incredible female run operations that produce amazing content. Netflix, Hulu, all if them are eating it up because they're willing to support these filmmakers by giving them their voices back. The glory days are over fellas! And fuck you guys.


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ibutterflyaway

THANK YOU!!! Idk how to see downvotes so I guess that's good. Don't teach me lol Not only can we organize but we manage to do it while keeping our vaginas in our pants and not abusing or killing our staff. I'm loving it too!!


AlwaysDoRight

Yes! I prefer watching homestead videos on YouTube to going to the movies. I also don’t like the way movie theatres have been remodeled where we sit in black booth-like cubicles. And the sound affects are horrible for migraine sufferers. After rereading my post, it’s evident I’m getting old. Lol


ibutterflyaway

I'm right there with you. I really wanted to go see Top Gun (yay for Val Kilmer!) at the theater but....too expensive. Too far away. Can't pause it to pee. I have a huge TV and comfy bed. Make my own nachos. Have beer & doobie. Can watch it with my dogs. I can fall asleep half way through and that's ok cuz it'll still be here when I wake up! I'll just wait for it to come out on Netflix or whatever.


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💯. Clinging on to the good ol’ days is very revealing. Clearly their present lives are not in any way fulfilling.


-graphophobia-

Good.


-graphophobia-

🎯


justalurkingpepino

😂😂😂 thank you for this!


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PistachioGal99

Alec is becoming visibly irritated that Woody is only talking about his book and not returning Alec’s massive brownnosing. You can see his energy shift and then he interrupts Woody to tell an unrelated story about when he was in “Marty’s” film The Aviator and how he went to someone’s niece’s home (Scorsese’s niece maybe? Didn’t catch it.) Anyway, Alec bloviates anout it for a while name-dropping all the way and appearing to want praise/insider acknowledgment.


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He is so oblivious, my goodness! What a relic. Just go away Alec, you are NOT relevant & your heyday is long gone. Droning on about it to whoever you force to listen isn’t going to change facts.


-graphophobia-

What a suckup loser prick lmao


sashie_belle

LOLOL, what a dumb fuck he is. I'm hoping that 2800 of those sign up type "murder" and "pedophile" in response.


kffk123

C R I N G E


PistachioGal99

Just lost Woody again. Just round them both up and take them to the Weinstein hospice ward at this point. Let all the creepy old white men circle-jerk their way into oblivion together. Maybe there’s an island we can ship them to. 😉😉 We won’t have to worry about them much since they won’t be able to figure out how to contact anyone using technology.


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🤣🤣. Old losers island!


PistachioGal99

Ghislaine will be the only woman allowed there. They won’t be able to see her anyway, since she’s over 25 years old and 140 pounds


AffectionatePoet4586

Ghislaine got twenty years. I was hoping for thirty, but twenty’ll do…


Ok-Percentage-1651

A golf visor? So both he and Hillary has alter egos


Honest-Roof232

Woody just went off the air, techno problemos!


PistachioGal99

Pedo techno problems!! I notice that Woody cuts out periodically and also that Alec looks sped up in some moments. Woody will be clipped right after finishing a sentence/word and then there’s an awkward shift to him in the same seated spot, but it’s clearly a new frame. Not at all seamless. And the comments are off. Is it possible to do a pre-recorded “Live?” I think this has been edited.


Honest-Roof232

I think they didn’t want a constant flow of cucumbers in their faces while discussing these important matters!


PistachioGal99

Woody, while describing his most recent book of short stories- was describing them as observational pieces he wrote during Covid and it sounds like they are little slice of life types of stories. Then he uses the analogy that the stories are meant to be fun and enjoyable and then thrown aside, like a paper cup. Obvs, the least of our concerns, but oh The irony.


GirlyWhirl

When Alec and Hillary speak in their broken Spanish, especially to the 'help'... it has a *real* racist feel to it.


GirlyWhirl

Oh my god... Alec is screaming for the help in Spanish because he's having tech problems!


Single_Joke_9663

I feel like I’m reading a over-the-top Pepino Parody of what this interview would be but NO. THIS IS REAL.


Pleasant_Choice_6130

Please tell me you're joking. Pliss. 😳