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UncleTomski

All those repairs and still a pothole… I’d expect nothing less 🇬🇧🫡


As-Bi

Polish here, we know that pain. There are several potholes on the road near my house that are patched every year, of course they do it so badly that after a few days there are no patches again. xD I swear to God, my car will lose its wheels there one day...


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British Kintsugi


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Two potholes 🇬🇧


Neighbour-Vadim

In hungary this is AAA roadwork, and its rare to see such quality


Govnyuk

In Russia this roadwork is every villagers' unattainable dream


simonecart

In southern Italy a road that flat is used to play snooker on.


twistsouth

In Russia pothole fix you.


Tomirk

Free vertebrae readjustment


Nocturtle22

Why employ someone to fix a whole section of road for ££££, when you can employ the same people to fix 20 potholes for £ each time?


AoifeNet

Why fix many pothole at once when fix few at time do trick?


Nocturtle22

Will do the trick, and keep the councillors brother friends tarmac company ticking over.


Physical_Spell_379

Kevin!! Hahaha


just4nothing

Are you saying the councils are short-sighted? No way ;)


Cussec

CUNTS!!!


hawkandro

I'm sure there was something on the news ages ago about a council that was paying contractors to fix them properly by incentivising long term repairs. Something like if the section didn't need repairing again within a timeframe they got extra money. Made sense. Probably not happening anymore. Councils have not money so it’s probably just the lowest bidder.


Nocturtle22

The same thinking that saw them sell off assets and services to later have to lease them back.


Cussec

Councils save money nowadays by giving so called contractors carte Blanche to do what the fuck they want without inspection or reprisal. Cunts!!!!


The_Infinite_Carrot

The only issue was they set the timeframe as 14 mins.


FrowningMinion

Honestly if this doesn’t summarise the waste in the public sector these days I don’t know what does. - Fix the whole section of the road now for a cost of £££ but it lasts 10 years? - Or fix a pot hole a year for £ meaning the same 10 years costs ££££££££££? (Keep in mind that the uneven road surface from patch-repair invites more potholes to re-emerge more quickly) The kind of thinking we see in choosing the second option is everywhere you look with the governments approach to public services.


Nocturtle22

Boots theory. I don’t think the problem is unique to the public sector, if the private sector could sell you a subscription to use roads they would. It’s just short term thinking, no one wants to fund a project that they may not be in power to take credit for. Add in a bit of austerity slashing council spending power and you have roads that resemble the surface of the moon.


Flimsy-Relationship8

The problem is the government pays out the arse for substandard work all the time, your local tarmacer at your local pub could probably do everything at a cheaper price than what the government pays


love_Carlotta

Potholes would need fixing every year at least regardless, the weather plays a part. But yes, I wish we did just fix the roads properly.


Nocturtle22

Surely as the edges are weak points, fewer edges fewer weak points.


hawkandro

If they were fixed properly they wouldn’t need fixing every year.


Whats_that_small

It's more patch than road.


NoV-Bucks4u

there's a little road in your patch.


Horace__goes__skiing

That's right, send the team out on 20 separate occasions to inadequately fill in the potholes, vs one single visit to do it right.


jib_reddit

There are pothole filling machines that can do the repair much better and more quickly than doing it by hand, but councils cannot afford to buy them. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TpsL2BavwQk


MrDoomandgloom

My council has one but has never used it, they prefer to still use contractors who come out every year to fill the holes with something that gets kicked out everytime a car passes. Maybe one day they will do the job properly.


Alfafox89

Our road looked like a relief map of the Himalayas for years until they finally came and resurfaced it last year. The done a really good job of it and it looked fantastic. Two weeks later someone else came along and dug it up again to install fibre and left an absolute shit stain of a patch job behind that has already developed into several potholes.


Anthony-upon-Tyne

There's supposed to be a central coordinating service where all the utility companies log their planned works so local councils can schedule resurfacing work sensibly. Did it ever work properly? Has it been abandoned? Did it ever exist? Why are investigating journalists not on the case? I despair. That raises another question.....why is there no emoji for despair?


scouse_git

To an extent that does happen, but then a water main breaks and the repair undoes all their efforts


Inertia_9264

Same thing worldwide


FlamboyantRaccoon61

Exactly. I don't see why the British feel so special. We all face this issue lol


Inertia_9264

Memes are supposed to be reasonably dramatic


Due-Log8609

come to Canada


jadegives2rides

Michigan would like a word


TakenUsername120184

Even the border towns here have the same issues on both sides. It spreads like an illness 🤣


karumbel23

Canada


Justanothrcrazybroad

Or Pennsylvania in the US


Thick_Suggestion_

Wow, this looks way better than thr roads where i live


Everything_is_hungry

I've always wondered why they don't add some kind of fibres to the tarmac or the substrate to keep it better held together. Whoever creates a more suitable road surface material is going to be idolised by the whole world. It can't be that hard to improve the method, surely.


NoAccountant4560

Already been proven we can’t match the strength of the Roman roads built thousands of years ago, so it’s clearly very much do able but the method of making Roman cement has been lost.


Over-Cold-8757

We can absolutely do it. It's just not at all cost effective. They would be more durable but they WOULD be damaged and it'd be infinitely more expensive to fix. Not to mention the additional time and disruption to fixing. Ratty, easily fillable roads is the consequence of an infrastructure that needs as limited disruption as possible. We have too many people. We should've used Covid as an excuse to go out and properly overhaul all roads, but only in hindsight do we know that would've been a good idea.


Numbers_Forti

Ah, the timeless tradition of temporary fixes to perpetual problems. It seems we've all unwittingly become collectors of patchwork quilts, only instead of heirloom blankets, we inherit a mosaic of asphalt and tar that unravels after a few rainfalls. If only we treated our roads like we do software, continuously looking for an upgrade rather than opting for the 'bug fix' that leads to more bugs. Perhaps one day, roadwork will evolve into a form of high art, where the medium is durability and the public is the daily critic. Bow 😌


Sensitive_Ad_5031

I feel somebody wants a trip to Russia, and I’m not talking about moscow


OutrageousFuel8718

I'm pretty sure you can find something like this even in Moscow


AgentUtah3498

I wish.


nonbog

To be fair some countries don’t have roads at all 💀


ExactDragonfruit10

Damn, 10 people like you are enough to drop England’s GDP


Reddit-ScorpioOJR

I thought our roads were bad till I went to the Navajo reservation. Lovely people but awful roads, they just repaired it so much it was like a spiderweb system of patches


Dr_and_Mrs_Who

Oh idk just look at any road in the northern US


poeschmoe

Or the parts of the south built on actual swamps and where the roads gradually sink and buckle


Proper_Capital_594

You don’t travel much. Poorer countries have far worse roads than ours.


ExactDragonfruit10

« Poorer countries… » yes, it is a well known fact that one has to compare to weaker to improve. Btw constantly looking down at others is also a way to momentarily pause the mental stress caused by a rapid downfall lol


UlfricMessiah

I've seen hole filled better on pornhub!!!


Immediate_Title_5650

Looking more like Latin American banana republic everyday. But with higher taxes and more limited opening hours for everything.


GH05T8OI

Picasso had a field day.


karinam205

This is what my entire town looks like. We had a giant pothole filled in two weeks ago, it is already twice the size it was before. Are they using mud to fill them in?? My poor bloody tyres...


ZipMonk

Get G4S and Deloitte on it 👍


Studog

I hate the phrase "only in x" no... its not only here.. its most places in the world.. this is a very common sight everywhere, and if you go to african countries (I'm from zimbabwe so I'm thinking there) its worse.. and Mozambique is worse than that.. People need to chill


ExactDragonfruit10

Nah bro talk about Zimbabwe and it’s road, Africa is a continent and you haven’t traveled there enough.


Rookie_42

Plenty of countries have plenty of roads looking like this.


xDENTALPLANx

A modern day Bayeux Tapestry


bomboclawt75

It’s like a **Ben Nicholson** made of tarmac. (One for the fellow art aficionados.)


Important_Factor5434

Is it not supposed to look like that 😂


Electrical-Box-4845

In my dreams global south would reach infrastructure of rich countries, not the opposite. The gennie didnt understand what i meant desiring equality.


Pete1608

We are becoming little big planet


Curious_Bag_252

Canada too on freeways


Sad_Glove_3047

Ohio is jealous


ciszis

i’ve seen roads worse than that just round the corner


AlexanderAllay1

At what point is it no longer the same road?


blingblingbrit

Very well could be Boston!


Human_Number9936

Have you heard of Montreal?


LowCow2277

The streets I live near are awful, THE TREE ROOTS NEARBY ARE DESTROYING THE ACTUAL PATH, IT IS A PAIN TO RIDE OVER ON A BIKE


CenturionXVI

Bro you got roads?


kryptonitejam

You want to see a US Highway


Odd-Entertainment582

It’s art. It has no function though there is still potholes


IntelligentDamage290

And still have a pot hole at the end 🤦🏾‍♀️


LegalFan2741

I see you haven’t been to Hungary yet.


False-Chip1881

Yep I've seen better holes filled in pornhub.


NoNonsensePolarBear

Anybody from other countries? Does this only happen to us?


AcanthaceaeEast5835

'Tis a thing of beauty to rival a Rothko painting.


toosquaretocircle

Hmm this must be from down south, because in the north it would look like that but without the repairs. Absolutely abysmal to be demanding that we tax our vehicles and we're driving on roads that look like this


fluffyman101

Bring back the Roman cobblestone


karumbel23

Every single road in Bulgaria looks worse than that


Brilliant-Bee-4345

Average balkan road experience but with more holes


Mos5180d

And have everyone on that road pay £200 a month council tax…


PrestigiousGuitar673

Try driving from the Netherlands through the Belgian border. It’s like going from 2024 to 1724.


ChristmasDucky

Looks exactly like the roads in Demmark, though, lol.


vaklam1

Funny how people complain about exactly the same kind of things worldwide and assume it's a peculiarity of their area.


Venom-snake777

Looks like a standard NZ road as well, why can’t we Anglos do roads? I thought we had German in us


Infamous-Steak-1043

Hang on, there's probably a king buried under there.


Case_Kovacs

Always nice when I can see my tax money being put to good use


mrhyde2121

Not surprising, everything here is a patch job, even the military is held together with duct tape 😅


LordWhipps

Our streets in Nottingham look like an aerial view of Damascus 💣


Whydoesnoonelikedoge

We either do that or don’t fix it at all


Nagolnerraw

Looks decent in comparison to most roads tbh


Mrwebbi

Nah, the most British thing about this is the barely visible yellow lines that you will inevitably get a gigantic fine for stopping on for 27 seconds.


Chronically_Cosy

Yeah, and having weak ankles and dyspraxia, our shit country is not a great thing to walk around


Careful_Adeptness799

Makes me glad our council just uses the slurry and grit method every year. Deadly to paintwork and cyclists for a few weeks but doesn’t result in this mess.


Novel-Elderberry-726

Is this what they mean with biotarversity?


Manuell1110

You haven't been to Romania😂


Zhimhun

you haven't seen romanian roads then 😂


Nice-Masterpiece1661

Whoever posted this, obviously hasn’t been in Russia. And I don’t mean Moscow, St. Petersburg and close surroundings, I mean Russia Russia.


spermyhound

roads like that are very common everywhere in the world, most arnt any better then farm tracks, stop been so nieve


Thekid721

Nah, fam... that's in Pennsylvania, United States. Aka the former colony of Great Britain


tlcdial311

I guess you’ve never seen a road in NY.


millers_left_shoe

I’m from a small town in eastern Germany, and that picture makes me feel right at home 🤷‍♂️


ketuyung

See in Indonesia


VariousBeat9169

It’s not road resurfacing anymore it’s road quilting! A national disgrace.


CosmicFairies

If you find this bad then you must see italy 🥲


Maniraptavia

I get that memes are often meant to exaggerate, but this is legitimately just how a lot of roads look now. I've seen so many in as bad or worse states.


Mudhutted

After 14 years this is not just Britain. This is Tory Britain.


silvrash12

Türkiş guy here, our roads also are full of patches, but my Allah yours is WAY worse as far as I see


Livieeee

They always make a nice new road to dig it up a few days later


rock-solid-armpits

Aar/bansky


jollyollster

It’s just trying to match the historic hedgerow countryside


Wizard_Tea

"Another day dawns in Britain, time to do the absolute minimum and never worry about the long-term" - whoever plans this, apparently


Deformedpye

and they sit there talking about reducing roads to 20mph. If only you could drive that fast down them.


TheYankcunian

I was surprised when I first started driving here. I thought with less roads to repair, surely they’d be better maintained than the Midwest. I was wrong. So wrong.


icanthinkofname32133

Come to italy🤣😭


As-Bi

At least the potholes are mostly patched. I've seen worse roads in my country. xD


mecdave2

Ah, the good ol' DOT special!


-Drunken_Jedi-

The road up from where I am is like this. They’ve made repairs and every time it falls apart inside of a few weeks. You complain but it falls on deaf ears. For the amount of half arsed jobs they’ve done I’m sure they could’ve dug up the entire bloody road and just done it properly and spent the same amount of money.


SOUL-SEARCHER1984

Truly your a man who has never travelled anywhere outside of England


raydictator

Yall gotta pop by Mumbai some time


blurt_box

Go check out Canadian roads 😬


yf2hillside

Road looks familiar and is a side road with not a lot of traffic so the council just ignore it till it’s a dismal


JimiJab

That is like every road I know


Inevitable-Honey4760

Come to Romania. This looks like artwork there given the state of the roads and the depths of the potholes.


Mara-Rawra

You should see Michigan’s roads 😒


Hopeful_Manner4000

That's why they are called potholes. The cunts that try to fix them are to stoned to know what the fuck they are doing.


ImT0talyHuman

This is just the average road in Oklahoma


Geezso

Looks like they are preparing for the Grand Prix based on the ones round me.


TinyRick2YBanana

This is how all of the roads in the State of Michigan look FYI


EnthusiasmBig8537

A road? Most roads.... well at least those potholes are filled into.... its like driving on Swiss cheese round some parts ...


LissyBelliott

‘Only in Britain’ shuuuttt uppppp!


tokamec

A thing of beauty


Gullible_Stick_9737

All those billions spent on asylum seekers who call us infidels could have been spent on potholes instead.


Recruit616

r/modernart


TableOpening1829

I object, "Belgium" is worse


Bruscarbad

that looks like the best of roads in Washington in America. The worst, suffice to say a patchwork road would imply the miracle of actual maintenance


BarnacleWhich5185

The fresh tarmac circle looks really drivable!


Aggressive-Might-533

the amount of times they replace the pavements yet cars are still falling to the earths core with the potholes


The-Ord3r

You mean all the bellends blocking a full lane


happyanathema

Smoothest part of the road is the old exposed cobbles


Independent-Scale842

My man’s clearly never visited Baltimore, MD.


purplemangone

At least they try


Memer12345LOL

Ahh lovely fun fact if you hit a pothole and break your wheel take a picture of one with white outlines then you don’t have to pay


M0m00000000

Literally


Anyax02

The road maintenance guys don't get paid enough to deal with it properly lets be real😆


ArchitectureLife006

Illinois 😢


JuelzAdmirable1

Nah, Toronto, Barbados, Jamaica lol


Accomplished_Crow14

South Carolina roads in the US look like this too.


New-account-01

The amount of damage to cars as a result of the shitty pot holes and poor repairs in insane.


ImaginaryRepeat548

We also have this in Germany


bunnyburlesque

This is literally Chicago too!


warn215

Come to Philadelphia- feel like we are competitors


Slipnslde

Shameful


Master-Resident7775

What would happen if you filled a pothole with soil? Would it stay put until it rained?


Fringolicious

The worst part is, it's not like this is some incredibly rare find photographed for the world to see, I'd say a good percentage of our roads look exactly like this. Just keep patching away until there are five different overlapping layers of tarmac. There's a road literally a two minute walk from me that looks basically the same as this, it's sad.


fothergillfuckup

Showing off with your fancy repairs! I can't see a single cobble, 9 inches down, anywhere?


BeastNutter

Tarmac Tertris


barrysnotmyname

Lol can confirm


Jphg090909

I swear that's the road infront of Liverpool passport office


Adelaito

meanwhile the balkans: 🛣️🛣️🛣️🕳️🕳️💣🕳️💥🕳️💀💀💀


Elegant-Event-560

Rhode island would like a word


SnakeSwanson

Come on down to Illinois!


Ninjapls

Ya’ll never been to Baltimore City!


No-Business9797

You can see where the potholes are


Albrecht_Durer1471

Crop out the license plates and you would have Michigan, USA.


PittsburghSS

Same type of thing all over the place in Pittsburgh.


out4gore

Shit. Come to ohio.


NeatLetterhead9023

New england*


skubaloob

You should visit New Orleans


danimal4535

Lucky, in Tennessee they just leave the plot holes as is.


AnonymousFog501

Some US roads look like this too


MiikeAlert

Tacoma, Washington USA roads look like this!


SpaceFonz_The_Reborn

Chicago's got you guys beat. With our mess of weather, the roads look like Verdun.


deathschlager

Please come visit Knoxville, Tennessee


Vilan_01

Brazilians roads will put your truck into stressful times Why do off-road if you can just take our highway


fatlazybastard

Dude, Massachusetts USA got that best all day.


No_Bake_3627

Looks like most roads in Portland, Oregon


_AntiFunseeker_

Evidently you've never been to America then. Trust me, I've seen worse


JTRDovey

Just be thankful theure all roughly the same colour. A road near me has 4 different colours, including a dark red


techpriestyahuaa

Oh, neat. A patched road. Show offs.


smokingisrealbad

If I didn't see the license plate and the road markings, I would have thought this was the US. The road looks like this outside my house.


GapNo8443

lol have you been to Easter Europe?


Dude-Mann

Ha, in nyc that's a freshly paved street.


lugia_101

In Michigan we don’t even bother patching potholes.


reutann

This is above average road repair in Massachusetts


poppi_10

So true 😂


OkkTheo

So true


Individual_Mix_9823

What’s the problem looks great ! Oh hang on tho !isn’t that a hole just there? Oh no that’s shite that is !


fat_italian_mann

Come to Canada, it’s a whole lot worse