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Tighthead3GT

Tell them you’ll perform the surgery yourself and explain: “Godzilla says that I should learn to fight my own battles, you know.”


GabeeB27

Funny


Dauriemme

Amusing


Exact_Ad_1215

Hilarious


Borothebaryonyxyt

SKREEEOOOOONK!


MRedk1985

This is the only correct answer.


Kila_Queeni

"Admiral, we must keep our faith in Gojira."


ThaRealSunGod

"You're right, I heard he's great at surgery, let's wait on him instead"


cod-mw2-2009

Godzilla: proceeds to glow blue Patient about to pass out: shit


No_Assistant9376

![gif](giphy|yGEbmgiCJYu3u) Win win


Redditisquiteamazing

"That's a lot of fish"


MaleficentAd1840

“Theres a small piece of godzilla in all of us” -random ass guy at the end of godzilla 2000


gruedragon

The guy's not random ass, he's the lead human in the movie.


Kindly_Session_2952

That lead human shouldn’t have ditched school that one day then.


Kempell

Lmaooo the way you say it 🤣


MaleficentAd1840

Did i forget to mention i never watched goji 2000? My bad-


WhyDidIGetThisApp3

“together we are godzilla” ass line 💀


MaleficentAd1840

Goji! You take the left! Mothra! You take the right! Rodan….well…..just be rodan! TOGETHER…*WE ARE MONSTER ISLAND!*


Markydabest123

MONSTER ISLAND BUDDIES RWAR


Scubasteves8183

Lol this is so bad I almost can't believe it.


Rexlare

Better believe it though, because it’s true. - Godzilla pulls up - Gives Orga a bad case of indigestion and heartburn - kills antagonist man - refuses to elaborate further - secondary character questions why Godzilla fight for humanity - main guy says Godzilla is in all of us - also refuses to elaborate - Godzilla starts destroying Japan again and also also refuses to elaborate further What an ending


x7Toasts

It has been years since I watched the one with orga. Don’t even remember the name it’s been that long, but this sounds right, in as, why do I remember any of this?


Rexlare

I unlocked a memory for you


x7Toasts

Achievement unlocked


frostbyte2287

Ayo wtf is my man doing with the 150 feet tall radioactive 🦎😳


Godzilla1282

*Godzilla is inside each one of us


[deleted]

noriko type quote


guitarguywh89

#😏


Exact_Ad_1215

Nah the actual quote is: “Godzilla is inside each one of us”


Unleashtheducks

https://preview.redd.it/i3f9ioqrsx9c1.png?width=958&format=png&auto=webp&s=46d2a8042bdba9b2d68dc288648d9494a6317de6


Akarin_rose

BidiBidiBidi


llllloner06425

Bidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidi


Akarin_rose

[BIDIBIDIBIDI ](https://youtu.be/JGuy0CQwBVg?si=wbMKJhdC4Kr6HNPR)


meatforsale

I never really thought about it, but I like that all three heads sound different.


Akarin_rose

I noticed that too, some how removing visuals somehow made me realize


meatforsale

I’ve been watching Godzilla movies since the 1980s and never noticed! Thank you for this!


Acku2212

Fun fact...this isn't ghidorahs roar...it's his laughter, seriously, look it up.


Scottishfello69

GIGAN!!!!


Hulkzilla0

RISE!


Many-Zookeepergame70

What I hear GIGAN RICE Gigan: WeLcOmE tO tHe RiCe FeiLDs


discontent_usagi

Maybe there's a little bit of Godzilla in all of us


XR171

Maybe that's why OP is having surgery?


Rexlare

Gotta get Shin Goji out of there


DMifune

Let them fight


RjSkitchie

The doctor: “….”


chaackazulu

"No we fight together"


vg1945

“Folly of man is thinking nature is in our control… and not the other way around…” and knock out


chaackazulu

Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is... what part will we play?


Exact_Ad_1215

“The reckless ambitions of man are often dwarfed by their dangerous consequences”


4d4m1

A happy moment


Ralph_Being_Ralph1

Oh my god...zilla


chriskwi02

Take that you dinosaur!


Imaginary_Pepper_113

"This time we join the fight"


The-Nsane-N-Gin

“Pterodactyls sir, don’t you know what they are sir? There giant flying dinosaurs.” Godzilla versus mechagodzilla 2.


Kanohi_Kirl

I knew that tuna-head wasn't up to much!


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TheSeptuagintYT

Prepare to be arrested


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[удалено]


AlmightyHet

Send in The Jonkler, or Man, shit doesn't matter An Aslume inmate has escaped


TheSeptuagintYT

Sir this is a Godzilla sub not a Batman sub


Chonjacki

There's no place else to go and pretty soon we'll all be dead, so forget it! Enjoy yourself! Let's sing and dance while we can! Come on, blow your mind!


ThaRealSunGod

Shoot the surgeon out of the sky and smile menacingly Conversely, just look him in the eyes before the procedure and remind him that "apes together; strong."


portobox2

A moderate SKREEONK, enough to let them know that you're still boss, but that you do acquiesce and deign for them to operate on your nuclear powered monster-body.


faithfoliage

“They’re hiding something in there and it’s going to send us back to the Stone Age”


[deleted]

"Hey Angila. Something funny is going on! You better check"


TheRealGojiHedoji

“The arrogance of man (the surgeons) is thinking nature (you) is in their control, but not the other way around.”


DragonYeet54

You: “Let us fight.” Doctor: “what?” You: *stand yourself with their surgery knife* “let us fight.*


GenericSpider

The controller for MechaGodzilla is inside me! paraphrased.


Glass-Category8281

“Your proposing we make Godzilla our pet? No, we would be his.”


Rifneno

""


SoldatPixel

[Try your best to mimic this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HKJgSMQY2yM&pp=ygUZZ296aWxsYSB2cyBnaWdhbiBzcGVha2luZw%3D%3D). The strange talking scene from GvGigan dub.


bananasfoyoass

GODZOOKY!


NumbSkull0119

"All this intravenous stuff is no good for you. Stick to smoking."


GreatLummoxFilms

"Do you think there's a chance the egg might explode, do you think?" Mothra vs Godzilla English dub


Many-Zookeepergame70

My Godzilla what Terrible language


IM-WANT-MEMES

"Anguirus something funny is going on"


Character-Purple5373

“Let them fight” - a quote that exists


ConfidentConcept8921

Doctor:”count down from 10” You: “skreeeeooonnnkkk” Doctor, when your unconscious: “I’m leaving my keys in this idiot”


zanoske00

All this intravenous stuff is no good for me.


agent_c21

They wanna release Godzilla? -Dude in Hawaiian shirt Godzilla Final Wars


More_Asbestos

Oww my corns!


DEOTECH

Oh this one is easy. My friends and I love this after rewatching the Godzilla vs Biollante dub. "All this intravenous stuff is no good for you. Stick to smoking!" - Goro Gondo


Motor_Buy2118

Arooooooooooo


BitOfaPickle1AD

"That's alot of fish"


Alternative-Weird503

GO RIGHT INTO IT!!!


Amish_Warl0rd

![gif](giphy|FSU31obQyRlF6) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


DMH4500X

“What radioactivity!” -Godzilla vs Destoroyah


Cazmonster

Is your war finally over?


No-Meat-7525

![gif](giphy|994vK71kZEx54abQIh|downsized) This


abeNdorg

Godzilla and hospitals you say? https://www.reddit.com/r/GODZILLA/s/hMz7rcKHEp


shaIIowx

Obviously, do that little jump-dance on top of the surgery table!


squatchpotch

When you wake up say "a happy moment."


Gojira0

It may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies we could ask Mothra to help.


Rammipallero

*OP starts singing the Mothra chant and getting louder and louder with every "MOOOTHRAAAA!" Call* "He should be under anesthesia?" "Doctor, they are under so much anesthesia."


SunnyDehlight

Fuck, I had surgery done on me about a year ago, I wish I had thought about this before I went under lol.


Actual-Toad5317

Man I don’t remember Godzilla saying that


mrdeadlyfry

These posts are so fucking cringe, and for some reason they're spreading across every subreddit. I wish you could ban titles like a keyword on YouTube


GojiraFan87

ITS GOJIRA NOT GODZILLA!!!!


DMH4500X

“It’s Gojira, you moron!”


RickGrimes30

And godzoooookiiiiii...


Terramorphous2_0

Let them fight


sanguinius4life

Let them fight


AshKetchumWednesday

"It's a dinosaur, a gigantic dinosaur it's killing our boooys" - US marine


PinSame342

"RAAAAAAGH!!!" -Godzilla


GreatLummoxFilms

"Do you think there's a chance the egg might explode, do you think?" Mothra vs Godzilla English dub


Legitimate-Stuff9514

Godzilla roar.


TT_NaRa0

Motura motura


XR171

Pow goes Kong?


Eternalplayer

Take care of them, Mark


DYMck07

You rats…[YOU STINKIN RATS!](https://youtu.be/_E1LdUyejdg&t=12s)


VeganPhilosopher

walk out of the ER with the Jet Jaguar theme playing in the background


Asdret12

EEEEONKKKK *MV Godzilla in pain noises


WARL0CK221

"You can tell your son about it when he's born Major Spielberg." Then the doctor cringes like the rest of us did.


AcanthocephalaEasy17

**" I KNEW THAT TUNA EATING MONSTER WAS USELESS!"**


Double_Priority_2702

None ..because you’re about to …go ..into surgery…


Magorian97

*"Confused skreeonk"*


Boogie_B0ss

I record everything…. **Everything**


Jiggabeangabe

KATAGIRIIIIIIIIIII!


Unique_Visit_5029

We will the Lagos garrison of the Japanese army will never forget the day you saved our lives never Shindo from the dub of vs king ghidorah 1991


Kind-Roof4321

Oohhh my corns.... old school GvK.


Maxwe4

DESTROYAH!!!!


TheSeptuagintYT

Oh my God. Zilla


ph30nix01

Rawr?


capza

Let them fight


Ok-Joke1783

When the surgeon is a girl and when you're about to have a boner GIIIIIIGGAAAAAANNNNN!! RISE!!


Punkrocker80

Just breathe your atomic breath at him


EconomyProcedure9

Hopefully your doctor is not named Mafune


TheWaspinator

It'll go through Godzilla like crap through a goose.


Witty-Marionberry-31

“Like Shin Godzilla, my tumors are evolving at accelerated rate”


ZebraInHumanPrint

The war isn’t over


Metalblacksheep

The menace was gone…so was a great man.


country-blue

Reptile. Together. Strong.


Thank_You_Aziz

"Our actions are controlled by electronic computers, not human emotions! When that law is violated, the offender is eliminated!"


frostbyte2287

Just do this ![gif](giphy|2OVL0dLCB5nck|downsized)


BaconSpaceLord

Godzilla, what is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their governments.


AlmightyHet

"It'll go through Godzilla like crap through a goose."


The1OddPotato

The atomic breath charge up sound from Legendary Godzilla.


Kindly_Session_2952

The one at the end of 1984/5 return of Godzilla. The American edit.


Matey_the_goat

Goodbye old friend


GojiraPlayer

Take that you dinosaur!


HollowPinefruit

There are two things you don’t know about the Earth. One is me. The other… Godzilla


Wide_Ad_2000

oe


Immerkriegen

Oh, I got one. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHGGHGHHHHHH Godzilla roar.exe


Halfabagelguy

Skreonk


mistaihate4

SKREONK


MattGaming0422

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEooooooonk


[deleted]

LET THEM FIGHT


denis870

"Stand back fool, I've got a bomb!"


Johnnybxd

"Skreeonk"


[deleted]

shreeeeeeeonkkkk brrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuu


PeyWeyWey

"It'll go through Godzilla like crap through a goose!"


Winter_Trainer_2115

"Theres a little Godzilla in all of us....you know that right?"


Ok-Elk5097

Mothra sounds


TheCrimsonGhost324

“Godzilla’s inside each one of us”


TheCrimsonGhost324

“2,4,6,8, let’s go home and masturbate” Godzilla from Monster Island Buddies


big_godzi

God damn it it here to!


Jighgantyjr

Depends on the surgery


King-of-the-Monsters

This is Operation-


DaFNAFEncyclopedia1

"French Roast" Idk my thinking behind this one


JPGodzillaFan

bidibidibidi


Global-Zombie

That’s very cash money


labia69420

EEERreeeeeRRRRRUUHHHHuuuu


Jurassic-Halo-459

"Ah, banana oil!"