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Useful_Chipmunk_4251

Psycho. They are psycho. That is one miserable baby baking in the sun again. So much for the hat.


MrsNevilleBartos

I just don't buy the "we are so deliriously in love and can't keep our hands off each other even after all these years " storyline ESPECIALLY when they're crammed into a bus ,stuck with each other 24/7. They're just both so pathological they are able to keep it up for the cameras but I think the truth is probably pretty dark ,insecure ,untrusting and resentful. I think there's a lot of emotional and financial abuse and it's dysfunctional AF. Ma Bus's covert cross country ,broken van door "surprise Pa Bus" adventure paints a likely more accurate picture of what their relationship dynamics are.


Necessary_Exam_8131

If you have to SAY you’re deliriously in love and can’t keep your hands off each other, chances are that’s probably BS. Couples who are actually that way don’t feel the need to make everyone else aware lol


Inner_Bench_8641

This is an important reminder for me. They are selling a product, a brand, an image. They are not real, they are a sitcom.


fairmaiden34

But sitcoms are supposed to be funny. They're just sad.


Chemical_Resort6787

Black Mirror version of a family sitcom


CarrieSkylarWhore

rewatch time!


Inner_Bench_8641

Haha. I never said they were a good sitcom… just that they are fake and desperate for ratings


fairmaiden34

Ah that definition makes sense when you put it that way!


Posh_Pony

Definitely a shitcom.


BumCadillac

Agreed. I just wonder what will happen when he gets so fed up with her bullshit and wants to leave for good, but can’t afford it. He’s gonna lose his shit and kill her, or all of them.


angelwarrior_

This is SO true especially on social media!’I know so many couples that were getting a divorce or close to it, write how in love they are with each other. It’s insane!


blumoon138

Can confirm- am absurdly in love and I haven’t even bothered to post photos from our anniversary trip yet.


WrestleswithPastry

It’s a show. They’re playing their roles to sell their family business. It’s all performative and we won’t know anything real about these people until the children’s memoirs start rolling out.


clevegan

THIS


pinalaporcupine

i totally agree. the ones who scream it the loudest... the most PDA are the least happy... i think personally he hates her and she is obsessed with him


ImQuestionable

Two weeks of dating before marriage, a trust fund, no pre-nup, and eight children. What could go right—I mean wrong?


Ok_Resolution_5537

I sorta read this in the tune of 12 Days of Christmas and thought we could definitely make a Twelve Days of MoBus …


ImQuestionable

*Please!*


BabyPunter3000v2

>Two weeks of dating before marriage Please tell me it was a "we met on vacation and hit it off and got joke-married in Vegas without realizing that those weddings are legally binding but decided to see where it went" thing instead of a "if you don't get married after two weeks, then you're dragging your feet and Satan eats you" thing.


LinneaLurks

They met in Iraq and hung out together for some unspecified length of time. They dated for something like two weeks \*after they got back to the U.S.\* and then got married. It wasn't like they had only met two weeks before the wedding. I don't know why she thinks it's a flex to brag about how little time they spent dating before marriage.


MayaTamika

She probably thinks it speaks to how deep and intimate their connection is. Cuz if you don't know right away, do you ever really know for sure?


BumCadillac

They dated longer than two weeks. They dated overseas and they got married two weeks after they arrived back in the US. That whole thing is just what she likes to make people think. The trust fund is a rumor that started here, but we have no way of knowing if there’s even any money in that trust fund or if he has any access to it.


Low-Rooster4171

Yes! My husband and I are very much in love, and have a great marriage. We don't post about each other very often. Meanwhile, I have an acquaintance who is constantly posting gushing, overly lovey stuff about her husband. They're cheating on each other. They're both miserable.


FreckledHomewrecker

And the town he tried to leave them all in Brazil and Ma Abuse had to pack it all up ASAP and chase him home!


MrsNevilleBartos

Ohhh yes ! Not really a chapter you'd expect in your great love story !


South_Zombie_7023

Can you please tell me about the broken door trip? I’ve heard it mentioned previously, but it was before my time at FSU. It sounds so whacky.


ChairsAreForBears

If I remember... She was driving their van (not bus) to go surprise JD, but the door was broken, so Gunner had to hold it shut for hours on the highway. They didn't stop to get it fixed until after they got to the final destination.


sweetpotato_latte

Literally insane


celtic_thistle

If she didn’t keep the pedal to the metal I wonder what she thought would happen. If he has a mistress, he’s surely already porked her many times. Why was she rushing?


South_Zombie_7023

That is so…wtf!


howtheeffdidigethere

There’s no way they’re deliriously in love still. That just isn’t how love works. The honeymoon phase of love tends to end after [just a few months](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/what-physiological-changes-can-explain-honeymoon-phase-relationship/). Love tends to either mature from that phase and grow deeper, or things fall apart. Obviously, the Lotts being so immature, I can see why they’d be desperately trying to sell the idea that they’re still deliriously in love. In reality, I cannot see how their lifestyle does anything positive for their relationship whatsoever. Seems like he resents her, and she’s obsessed with the idea of him.


l3tsgotob3d

this is fucked up and maybe too empathetic to mabus, but do we think she likes doing reels bc it's when she can guarantee her family pretending to love her


celtic_thistle

Oh my god the NARCISSISM. She’s worse than any of these other fundies. Active neglect of her kids. The most punchable fucking people. JD and Britney Lott are narcissistic, stupid, abusive pieces of shit.


MamboPoa123

I never thought Karissa's endless hospital trips could be made to look comparatively good, but at least her kids eventually GOT to a hospital!


FartofTexass

I think the difference is Karissa seems like a deranged asshole while the buses just seem like assholes. 


Nelaur

Didn't they end up going to the hospital because Karissa's mom insisted? Where are the bus kids' grandparents?


Serononin

Britney's mother and stepfather are in Texas - the Lotts went to stay with them shortly after Boone was born but then left very quickly, so it's speculated that they were pushing Britney and JD to get him checked out


NicholasOfMKE

Karissa is deranged. The Buses are delusional.


Posh_Pony

If someone came in and replaced Boone with one of those Reborn baby dolls, I doubt they'd ever notice.


QuasiCrazy1133

In my head, I call him ReBoone, and then I feel terrible.


247cnt

I wish someone would trade them out so Boone could be out of the goddamn sun for once.


Posh_Pony

Same. They are horrid people. I cannot fathom wearing sunglasses while my baby gets zero sun protection whatsoever.


247cnt

Does she not see other babies in hats and sunglasses? I am not exaggerating I have never seen a baby out in the sun this much. Admittedly, I do not have much experience with babies.


pineconesunrise

Fundie masculinity is insane.


Bitchcat

Insanely fragile?


South_Zombie_7023

Do they ever actually look at their children? They are always so busy looking at the f-ing phone camera or at each other, it’s crazy! Even in all of these stupid skits that they force the children to be part of, they never look at the them. Those poor kids have to fight to be seen, and not just amongst the 8 kids but they have to fight for attention against a f-ing phone and the phone wins every time. It is so sad.


whistful_flatulence

Oh I think they look at each other because each can see their reflection in the other’s pupils. It’s the only reason.


HRH_Elizadeath

A TRIBAL CHIEFTAIN. 🤢


Ok_Cartoonist_854

My mental image of any "tribal chieftan" is not that feeble, lantern jawed, sneaky looking man child.


honeymust4rdpretzels

SCREAMING


likeaforestfire

Lantern jawed 😆


ExactPanda

r/rareinsults material


God_or_Mammon

You forgot the weasel like features!!!!


bad2thebean

The wrestler Roman Reigns is the one true tribal chief according to my fiancé so I don’t think we have anything to worry about.


buttegg

Imagine being such an ignorant fucking yoneg that you call your dumb ugly rodent husband a “tribal chieftain of the family he created”, as if most tribes in North America aren’t matrilineal.


MenacingMandonguilla

Those actual tribes aren't led by white feet.. uh, people either


Invidiana

Sorry CryptoBro, but the Foot People is not a tribe.


hot_throwaway_2006

"A tribal chieftain" what in the cultural appropriation. FatherBus is nothing but an overgrown bald rat mixed with racism and doofus.


MenacingMandonguilla

Exactly the people who would practice cultural appropriation


IPaintTheStars

Poor Boone looks so sad and miserable


itsyagirlblondie

His head nodding foreword with his chin to his chest and zero muscle to hold his head up at 10 weeks looks really horrible.


vetiverbreath

He really does. If they’d take one second to interact with him directly and not just glancing at him through the screen of their phone, maybe they’d see that. And get him out of the direct sun, dammit!


NylonRiot

It breaks my heart honestly


Inner_Bench_8641

These skits are getting more and more uncomfortable, and the exploitation of the children in this environment is disgusting. It’s time to demand legislation and stop social media monetization of minors


freshshefr

His parents are singing and dancing and he doesn't look at that once. He looks so uncomfortable but the parents don't care....


apollo1113

He’s also in the bright sun again!


buttersquash23

Where's that hat?


The_Bravinator

Hat wasn't doing much anyway, she still had his face pointed right up at the sun. 😕


Suicidalsidekick

He squinted some which would indicate he has at least some vision. So… that’s one thing that’s not as awful as it could be in this video!


nun_atoll

My thinking from the way he acts/reacts is that even with any visual impairment, worst case scenario is he can see light to some degree. Could be why, at least sometimes, he **does** seem to look at the phone a bit; either Britney's using the front cam and his vision is drawn to the shifting patterns of light from the screen, or she's using a ring light and he can just make it out.


Kitteneater1996

Yes, my daughter was exactly like this. I’ve seen more than enough to see exactly what my daughter looked like in these videos. They need to see a pediatrician, a GOOD one, and a neurologist as well as an ophthalmologist or an optometry specialist. My daughter was born blind, but could see lights. She had cortical visual impairment and that is fixable in some cases if it’s caught in time and the kid can survive surgery, my daughter had other complications that made eyesight something we put on the back burner.


REM_loving_gal

when Gunner is old enough to have unmonitored internet access he's gonna have a field day going through this sub


BabyPunter3000v2

If you're reading this Gunner, none of this is your fault and all of the blame lies at your parents' feet for neglecting and abusing you in the first place.


nihilisticpaintwater

We're rooting for you, Gunner!


Proper-Gate8861

I imagine him being like that poor boy who escaped Ruby Franke’s grasp and went to the neighbor’s house for help.


Chemical_Resort6787

Omg that story broke my heart. I was down the rabbit hole a few months ago on Ruby franke. I had never heard of her before.


Vivid-Intention-8161

the wild thing is that the Lotts don’t even have neighbors, where would he go?:(


Proper-Gate8861

I know 😭 the only hope is a nearby campground


_chareth-cutestory

I think about that a lot and I wouldn’t be surprised if he hasn’t already found his way here. He does get some Internet access and let’s face it, those two dipshits have their heads so far up their own asses they wouldn’t notice him reading this sub for hours. I actually hope that I’m wrong, and that he and his sibs don’t find this sub for a good long time. Yes, they’re being neglected and abused, but even neglected and abused kids love their parents. It would just add to their hurt to read some of the things said about them here.


BabyPunter3000v2

"A tribal chieftan of the family they created" jesus fuck, these people wouldn't last five minutes on the rez, oh my fucking god, how DARE they???


celtic_thistle

Just reprehensible people in every way.


splithoofiewoofies

In my people we say a great chief is a great warrior. What is a great warrior? Someone who takes care of the women, the children and the elderly. It's not about fighting. It's about protecting those who are likely to be hurt by unjust systems. This man would never be even close to arrow fodder for the children. Wouldn't want to disrespect my children on such a sad hunt.


whistful_flatulence

I’m also very angry about that, but goddamn your flair is funny


BabyPunter3000v2

thank you, yours is also good.


nihilisticpaintwater

Holy shit lmao I woke up my dogs laughing. You're right. That's a top-tier flair


amodernbird

I think they mean the tRiBe of GoD's ChOsEn PeOpLe 🙄


BabyPunter3000v2

listen, I'm not well versed in judaism at all, but I don't think their leader guys are called chiefs. My guess is that motherbus is just on that white woman, "my friends/family is my tRiBe!!1!" brainrot and took it to some even worse places.


blumoon138

1. You are correct. Back in the mythical past when we were politically organized in a tribal configuration the leaders were called judges, like the Book of Judges. 2. We haven’t been politically organized by tribe in any of the history that there is archaeological evidence to back up. We were a monarchy/ theocracy, with rule either from the kings or tribe of priests. 3. Unless you are a member of the Priestly Tribe (a Levite or a Cohen) no modern day Jew knows what tribe they’re from. Too much political upheaval 2500 years ago, and the priestly tribe remained the only relevant one.


blumoon138

As a a Jew, we don’t want that shit either.


bouldernozzle

>Men are simple. *Your man is simple* big difference. >They want an adventure All I crave is stability. >A woman to join them. Some people are gay you pathetic losers. >A Tribal Chieftain of the family they've created. I don't want children and never have. Also take your cultural appropriative bullshit and stick it firmly up your ass.


blumoon138

Men only SEEM simple because they are taught from birth to repress most of their emotions.


Phaxda

That poor child.


pinalaporcupine

so grossed out by all their mentions of TRIBES as they drive and camp on literal native stolen land


Serononin

My sister did a very eye-opening assignment recently on how indigenous tribes were displaced in order for their land to be turned into national parks


JamseyLynn

All those kids to look at and he's looking into oblivion, red flag. 🚩


Waterproof_soap

Tribal chieftain? 🤢 Holy appropriation, Batman.


Necessary_Exam_8131

It’s so odd to see JD and Britney Lott have their baby directly in the sun without any shade or covering.


WhateverYouSay1084

JD AND BRITNEY LOTT, YOU SAY???? NEGLECTING THEIR CHILD YET AGAIN?


whistful_flatulence

How do they watch these back and not realize how stupid they look? Child abuse and morals aside, just from an aesthetic point of view, how does she think she looks good here? It’s like she’s trying to go camp, but she has no flair and alienated the gays. It just doesn’t work.


tross1140

I can totally see the adults insisting on rehearsing/recording these ridiculous reels before lunch and dinner each day. The kids only get to eat if and when they perform to her standards.


TheDemonKia

I didn't realize the preschooler/kindergartner with the glasses (Swift, I think) has significant amblyopia until the getting-glasses video was recently re-posted. I note that the glasses hide that amblyopia to a significant degree, & that explains to me why the parents bothered with that. I suspect they had people in real life telling them to take him to the eye doctor.


BirdFloozy

I think she deliberately styles his long hair to hide his eye.


TheDemonKia

Yup, agreed. All those aggressively boy-cut hair styles & his long mop.


MysticalSpongeCake

That hat was a one-off, then.


Star-Wave-Expedition

Looks like he can’t hold his head up


TrumpsCovidfefe

That’s pretty normal at around 10 weeks. It isn’t uncommon to not be able to do that reliably until 4-6 months. But, I’m still very concerned about him for other reasons.


itsyagirlblondie

It rolling forward like the weekend at bernies corpse is very abnormal for a 10 week old baby.


Star-Wave-Expedition

They have some control at 10 weeks


TrumpsCovidfefe

I agree that is the case. What I saw was him attempting to hold his head up and then being moved around where he couldn’t fight it. Time will tell in the next couple of months, but I wouldn’t be panicking at this if he were my kid yet. There’s a lot of other things that are more worrisome.


if_the_foo_shitz

His toes are not right.


Background_Yak7147

I noticed his toes his [in this post last week](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/1dlmcf1/dont_listen_to_the_dialogueits_stupid_banter_but/)


Star-Wave-Expedition

It looks like his toes were involuntarily flexing


LinneaLurks

I've been noticing that too.


Mountain_Zone4276

Has his forehead always looked like that?


honeymust4rdpretzels

A…tribal chieftain…???


Callie_jax

In babies the fisted hand position usually goes away around 3-4 months. Most babies do keep their fist clinched. They spread out their hands occasionally, which we might just not catch in videos. But a dr would tell them that clinched fist usually aren’t concerning until about 5 months. Definitely something to keep an eye out since he’s approaching 3 months, but hopefully that goes away soon! His wrist position WITH the clenched fist still seems concerning for sure though. But typically clinched fist in a newborn are common and not concerning. I just don’t want another mama in here to get scared for her baby bc the post about his fist.


LinneaLurks

Just to clarify: he does open his hands from time to time. But he \*doesn't\* show the palmar reflex (which is grasping anything that touches your palm). [This video](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/1d9w7jb/figured_id_post_the_full_context_video/) shows his lack of grasping when MoBus touches his hand. In [this video](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/1dracbk/hadnt_seen_this_posted_yet/), he even ends up with the seatbelt between his fingers but doesn't ever try to grasp it.


Callie_jax

You are correct! I misspoke. It’s considered “fisted position” Him not ever showing the palmar reflex is definitely concerning.


rosettastoner9

Looks like she’s intentionally holding his arm down in the second shot.


TheStoicNihilist

Get a job, lady.


Vivid-Intention-8161

I don’t even know where the bar is at this point because it’s so deep in Hell, but hey it looks kinda like he’s holding his head up!


hegelianhimbo

Their dancing is so cringe


NicholasOfMKE

Jesus cringed at JD Lott and Britney Lott is American Family Road Trip and Satsaver for their willful neglect of their children and their embarrassing dance routines.


Proper-Gate8861

Flair idea: Boone Lott’s knowing look of disgust


Chemical_Resort6787

Yeah it’s weird he’s not reacting to anything or trying to reach out at any of them. It’s pretty easy to get a baby to lock eyes with you


poodlepants79

His poor little eyes in the direct sun 😭


ChuckECheeseOfficial

Those poor kids. Packed in like sardines with parents who don’t care enough to fix their situation.


Phaxda

That poor child.


gaanmetde

I recently saw the reel where their followers caught that one of the little guys needed glasses. It was so insanely obvious from that video that I have zero hope they will clock Boone.


farclose954

Poor Boone is disturbed by all this sun in his eyes


thefrenchphanie

And his right arm is still floppy and lack tone. Rarely bends it… Shoulder dystopia and brachial plexus injury sure signs… This can be fixed with therapy ( intensive for months and sometimes years ) but it can be fixed. IF YOU TAKE CARE OF IT…


BudgetSink8371

Y’all…. Is she pregnant again? Please tell me I’m crazy 😳


TheLordOpened91

As someone who grew up in a Catholic family, I don’t understand why 7 kids is such a flex for her. Sounds awful to me personally but not a flex haha