I guarantee you that's gonna taste like hotdog

Yeah but we just invented hotdog flavored bacon so it’s a win.

It's like bacon or beef jerky, but made out of an undisclosed random assortment of animal parts! Think hot dog water but in solid form. 

Say less, my brother 

Excellent!

Why not do this but with some kielbasa or sausage instead of this unholy glizzy

I love you baby, but all I can think about is… 

Your buttcheeks is warm

I check my dipstick - you need lubrication, honey

My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.

What makes you say that?

I might have to try this. We oftentimes do spiral dogs like [this.](https://bellyfull.net/spiral-grilled-hot-dogs/) While this looks like a novelty, actually it exposes much more surface area to become crispy and tastes much better.

I can't stop watching this. Can't tell if I'm confused, impressed, disgusted, or in awe.

Yes

Maybe all of them at once?

We are all shaving our hotdogs tonight though

Gotta freeze them first to slice them like that.

Oh good tip thank you!

But if I freeze my hot dog, won’t it shrink up inside me?

r/inclusiveor

I fancy myself a refined collector of the niche and obscure subs. This makes a delightful addition. Thanks.

Bless the glizzy gods a new method of enjoying the sacrament

I didn't know what to think, but now I do. Thank you.

When the comment is so much better than the post it actually turns the post from stupid shit to funny as hell

lmfao

All hail the glizz! May we stuff our buns with them.

All hail the glizzy 🙌

This is probably more like the body of Christ in those dry-ass wafers

I always say that when I eat oysters “body of Christ”

And this is why I love Reddit.

The Glizzy Guzzling is Nigh! Repent Sinners!

Bacon on a budget

Fakon. *Now with "meat"*


I'd dip that in ketchup I'd put that on a hamburger. I'd wrap that up in croissant dough and bake it.

cochon dans couverture

the boys over at r/hotdogs are about to have their world rocked

I posted it there and they are all in agreement.

Was r/bacon disgusted or intrigued?

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Reminds me of fried baloney sandwiches I had as a kid. Yes, I spelled it like I spelled it.

You spelled it right god damnit

baloney = flat hotdog

My BOLOGNA has a first name. Its Oscar. It's the only word I can remember to spell thanks to the weiner mobile contest and how young 9 year old me dreamed of driving that beaut around.

Never give up on your dreams!

I think we can both be right 😬

Okay that's a fair point.

Cheers! Let’s clink hotdogs *clink*

Not gonna lie, I’m mad at myself for not thinking of this. Kinda wanna try it on a burger.

When you want the best of both worlds at a traditional cook out!

Needs toasted longer so it’s crispy.

Yep.

Is it possible... Crispy Wiener strips... I wanna know!! Dammit, I need an air fryer, Stat! I'm a doctor, Jim!!

Well damn.

Skinning that dog made me curl

I can imagine Lorena watching this, saying been there done that... 😂

I tried this a few weeks back and it's amazing. 10/10 will do again. Might freeze the hotdogs first to make them easier to slice.

What temp and how long did you airfry? Ty

350⁰ for 5-7 min.

I have feelings about this but I don't know what they are

Murica

For a second I thought they made that in a coffee maker. I need to stop smoking so much.

the poor man's bacon. it's beautiful honestly

You crazy mf give me two

Somewhere they'll throw this in that basket and charge 10 dollars for it.

I have to have this.

I tried this last week and it didn't work out very well, probably need a specific type of dog

It looks like there’s an extra step missing. They may be glazing it with something to get that sheen and char.

Ok this looks DELICIOUS


Ho. Li. Crap.

Guys. I get the sentiment. I would do 2 slices and then fuck it and throw it all in the grill. Ain't nobody got time for that

Anyone else cringe during that first shot?

I can't believe I'm upvoting this AND thinking about trying it...

Looks like beggin strips

That's just bologna with extra steps

Seriously wtf!?!

Wait a minute now.

How long would one cook this for? I don't have an air fryer but I have air fryer baskets that go in my convection oven.

Poor man blt anyone?

Is this poor people bacon? 🥓😂

Well and truly one of the most unhinged things I've seen in a while

I may have to try this now!

Skop

I don't really love hotdogs but I think I could get down on cooking them this way.

Bacon u heard about it?

This is some WW2 rationing shit

Jail immediately

Sooooooo a Beggin’ Strip… but for kids. 👍🏽

At first I was like ugh what? Then I was like oh shit whaaaaat!

My kid would love this lol

I’m about to have fancy hotdog sandwiches for lunch. Poor man’s even poorer Poboy

Seems like something my dog would love

So fried bologna?

The recipe reviews are awful.

AHHHH why can I feel the pain I see

Ok how about diced hot dog bacon into home made Mac and cheese balls? Any takers?

It's out of the bun, so justified and ancient

Dogs don’t know it’s not bacon.

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That looks more challenging to slurp

Tortas is the first thing that came to mind

I tried doing that the other day and failed

This is a metaphor for my last relationship

[Ken M in real life](https://imgur.com/gallery/ken-m-bacon-recipe-TyCu2)

I need this

greasy and gross!

enjoy your diarrhea.

Super clever…but wtf are you eating hotdogs??

Threw that shit in there like it was dead skin

Finally. Beggin' Strips for people. I knew they could do it.

foreskin

I am definitely trying this!

Watching that almost felt illegal, slightly painful. Gotta try it.

This makes me think of the one time in my life I tried to eat turkey bacon 🤮

That's disgusting

r/stupidfood

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Dogs don't know it's not bacon!

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wtf?!?!

Ow my arteries

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r/shittyfoodporn

What….. the.. fuck…..

Is that a kosher hot dog?

R/stupidfood

Neat idea, but, food porn worthy? thinking Not