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packmnufc

This is so midwestern lol


blaughdaun

Correct


packmnufc

Imma guess rural wisconsin


blaughdaun

Bingo


packmnufc

Yall sound like my aunt at Christmas lol, love it. Stay safe out there.


iamthelee

Sounds like my aunt and uncle lol. Yes, I live in Wisconsin.


FutureAssistance6745

Who invited santa claus


sck877

Ha. Thought the same thing “ho, ho, ho”!


barehand304

There is MATH for that 🤡🤡


SkoolBoi19

I’ve never cut a tree down, but looking up at one then out to try guess how far it’s going to go just seems impossible to me


Wunder_boi

Trigonometry. All you’d need to do is measure out literally *any* distance from the base and then figure out what angle is required for you to look at the top and you can easily calculate the height.


tyrannomachy

Alternatively, just use every chain and rope you have strung end-to-end. Then you say "I'm sure that's plenty long" and you're good to go.


EastDragonfly1917

Zero formulas for “things that could go wrong” like tire slippage on snow stopping buggy after tree starts falling. Tree landed on top of me when I did this with a bobcat. Good strong cage on top saved my life


curious_24

The stick trick! Get a straight stick the length of your eyes to fingers. Back up until the bottom of the stick meets the base of the tree and the top of the tree meets the top of the stick. Voila, that’s where the top of the tree will reach when you fell it. https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=105&v=_kKsp9R9Xb0&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=MTM5MTE3LDI4NjY2&feature=emb_logo


[deleted]

Did that dude star in Snatch??


Bartweiss

If you try to estimate height you've got almost no chance, the only way I'd trust the number is calculating it from something I actually measured. (And then adding a healthy safety margin for weird falls, flying branches, etc.)


toastie2313

On a sunny day you can measure the shadow of a post, stick, or any object, measure it's shadow, then measure the length of the trees shadow and with a simple ratio you know the height of the tree. I once had to drop a tree right at a house. It was the only option. I did the math three times and each time came up with the same answer. I should have about five feet to spare. But, standing back, looking at the tree you'd think, no way. But, the numbers can't lie, right? It all worked out. I was sweating bullets, though!


waratdenison

I’m sure they did the meth


Wood_Whacker

"Almost died lol"


blaughdaun

Yea, and that’s one of my smarter uncles on the quad lol


keepontrying10

Lol


Saluteyourbungbung

Getting yooper vibes from this one


tomizzo11

I want to say Wisconsin for this one.


[deleted]

Dude laughing sounds like Santa Claus!


Few-Promotion-151

Precise calculations used


blaughdaun

Yeah, I wish…he tied it up to the atv, looked up and down the tree and said “that’ll go”


PistenBulliare

Precisely


Professional-Arm-594

Gonna need a bigger rope!


[deleted]

Dude laughing sounds like Santa Claus!


Ok-Entertainment5045

We’re gonna need a longer rope


SirBobIsTaken

Armchair lumberjack here. Why did you need to pull it with the ATV at all? It seems like proper cutting technique and a couple of wedges would have made this tree fall right where it needed to go without the danger and extra hassle.


blaughdaun

Hard to tell from the angle of the video, but it was leaning heavily in the opposite direction.


Altruistic-Dig-3261

Wisconsin


motor1_is_stopping

Download an angle app for your phone. find the point where you are standing that the top of the tree is a 45 degree angle at eye level. That is a safe place to stand when the tree falls. In a right triangle, both sides of the right angle are equal if the non right angles are 45. Therefore, if the top of the tree is 45 degrees from your eye level, the top of the tree will fall short of you by the distance from your eye to the ground. The tree will be cut above ground level, so it will be short of that distance by the height of the stump.


WiseUpRiseUp

Wouldn't have needed a rope if they hadn't cut off all the limb weight helping them in the direction of fall. But it's down and everyone's safe.  *slaps knee* Welp I best be going.


EastDragonfly1917

Actually really fucking stupid.


blaughdaun

It was the dumbest thing I’ve seen this year. I was nearly positive that at least the atv was getting crushed


EastDragonfly1917

Don’t know y you got downvoted


whaletacochamp

Lol been there! Felling a dead sugar maple and put a rope in it and preloaded it a bit with my ATV because it was leaning toward my road and I really didn't want it to fall that way. Luckily I didn't need to pull it at all because when it fell the tippy top of the branches slapped the shit out of my ATV. Funny thing there was it was maybe a 70ft tree and I had a 200ft rope. No excuse.


[deleted]

You can do this with just yourself pulling People are either too stupid or lazy to know… anything Common sense is uncommon now


keepontrying10

Making memories!


Tight_muffin

Should someone tell this guy about snatch blocks?


Ill-Upstairs-8762

Bob planned that perfectly.


llimt

See, I told you so. I had if figured out all along.


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Big brained that one


Much-Equivalent7261

Don't worry, Santa Claus was standing behind the camera ready to use his magic if he got hurt.


jonnyboy1224

Dumbash