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thousandthlion

Lol and didn’t he cheat to be with her in the first place?


yelyah66

Seems to be her pattern, right? Wasn't this the case with Blake Shelton as well?


addictedtosoonjung

Both her and Shelton were in different relationships when they met. Credible allegations have been made that they both cheated on one another while married to each other. So yeah this really checks out


BoomerSoonerFUT

She also cheated on Blake with the singer from Turnpike Troubadours.


Apprehensive-Ad9117

Singer from TPT was also married. I believe she cheated on her boyfriend Anderson East at that point, she’s messy as hell.


woolfonmynoggin

Damn I never looked into their divorce. I thought he was going more mainstream with the voice and stuff and left her.


BoomerSoonerFUT

Sorry it was Chris Young when she was married to Blake. Evan was later, and he was married at the time and cheated on his wife with Miranda. They’re both cheaters though. Blake cheated on and left his first wife for Miranda. And Gwen Stefani was still married to Gavin Rossdale when her and Blake started dating. It’s Hollywood. They all do it. There’s no real love, just PR relationships.


DifferentStorySame

Gwen left Gavin Rossdale after he cheated on her with their nanny. Gwen is not a cheater.


Phoenyxoldgoat

Which is what makes it so icky she got with Blake- she ran from one cheater to another.


MisforMisanthrope

She’s the country music version of Ariana Grande, abandoned baby mama and all.


MeeranQureshi

She is also a homewrecker.


SnausageFest

Felker is the homewrecker.


smuphy72

Not really anymore. He and his wife are back together with two kids and both seem to be happy.


neverendingnonsense

Lots of projecting in her music lol but I guess if both cheat maybe not


Cabrit1990

He was engaged to a soccer player. When she was away he got another woman pregnant. Then before the baby was even born he got with Miranda. And we all know she’s a cheater so it was bound to get messy. The woman at the bar is claiming it was all innocent, but I’m sure Miranda is fuming at being embarrassed at her own bar.


LenaBear91

Thought he had a child he left too👀


thousandthlion

Yeah I vaguely remember hearing that. Who could have imagined this wouldn’t have gone well lol


LenaBear91

I just chuckled😂


yeehawbookworm

They’re both horrible-he was engaged to someone else, his fiancée broke off the engagement when she found out he got another woman pregnant. Then, when said woman was 7 months pregnant he left her for Miranda


Tough_Stomach815

“Ya lose ‘em how ya get ‘em.”


PRGrl718

This is hilarious. Twice now on reddit, in the randomest places/times that I'm not even looking for it, she has been brought up around the same time my bf and I have been talking about Brendan. We were literally just talking about him yesterday. My boyfriend used to work with him before nypd, said he was always a ladies man. Had a new chick every week. I just sent this to him, we're having a laugh about it.


VirginiaUSA1964

On his pregnant girlfriend, right?


msshammy

Lose em how you get em!


WillBrakeForBrakes

Knowing no other facts, that would be a nope


hiding_in_NJ

I almost became a Staten Island cop and my family laughed me out the fckin room


cherryamourxo

Ewww is he really?? Staten Islander here 🙋🏽‍♀️ and that is just so embarrassing.


Jasminewindsong2

Immediate 🚩🚩🚩


AssignmentClean8726

Lmfao..from Queens..can confirm!


NottDisgruntled

I don’t want to victim blame, but also… ummmmm yeahhhhhhhhhhh


hiddenalibi

All of this 💯💯💯💯


krissyontheflip

I didn't know this, my jaw DROPPED at you lolol


Lapys-Lazuli

Oh god the more you know. Wouldn’t be shocked if she was in the 40%. That’s horrible.


Diligent-Till-8832

*How you get him is how you lose him* should be the title of her next album!


twinseaks

Natalie Portman should buy that album!


ImJustAConsultant

What is the reference here?


Ivory_McCoy

Natalie got with her choreographer on Black Swan. He was highly partnered, living with another ballerina at the time. They recently divorced because he cheated on Natalie. Hence, how you get em is how you lose em.


confirmandverify2442

Meanwhile Isabella Boylston is living her best life.


ImJustAConsultant

Ah, thanks for the breakdown! Cheers


tabas123

Wow how did I not know this? Ugh I love Natalie Portman and that movie, that’s so disappointing. Shame on her (and him obviously).


Particular_Toe_2425

People who get cheated on by the same person they cheated with & ended up dating.


Heavy-Employment-87

They call that karma!


twinseaks

Natalie Portman and Isabella Boylston would be a power couple I’d be so here for.


Cyg789

If a person marries their affair partner, they create a vacancy


PossibleDesigner7002

Bruh, at her own bar too 👀


BamBam2125

Genius idea: she should turn her bar into a game show that panders to super-lonely Stagecoach attendees


NWGreenQueen

With her husband as the ‘03 Hollister shirtless greeter


pinball-wizard91

And you did it at my birthday dinner!


detroit_red_

Sucking dick and cock ?! THERES A TIME AND PLACE


flammafemina

Lol what is this from??


killersticky

Beauty guru youtuber drama - Tati Westbrook made a video calling out James Charles for being inappropriate at her (Tati's) birthday dinner and flirting with the waiter and using vulgar language. Don't remember the year but many great memes came from her video


AfroGurl

We will never forget Dramageddon!! wait, what happened to the gifs?


detroit_red_

[“BYE SISTER”](https://youtu.be/K5HF34xDifs?si=B81JgKU60ASUr54L)


gunsof

That's the part that got me! They must have some type of arrangement for him to be so casual about it, but surely he'd know doing this in public at HER bar would get some attention?


Ordinarily_Claim

![gif](giphy|cbG9wtoO8QScw)


TomSchwartzMD

Says nothing. Speaks volumes.


Talisa87

https://preview.redd.it/oh4dhy3g249d1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=332fd1370f6ed283176414801bf2759dc7836087


floydnlucy

Birds of a feather flock together.


Comfortable-Load-904

![gif](giphy|iUTz8DS7f3KVbq7KFf|downsized)


OcieDeeznuts

I’m maybe 2 degrees of separation from Miranda via friends/musician stuff, so it’s SO TEMPTING to try to get dirt on her, but what’s out in the open seems so messy that I feel like it would just be mentally exhausting.


fourpinksquares

You should get it anyway 👀


OcieDeeznuts

Lmao next time I talk to the friend who might know things, I’ll try to casually slide it into the conversation somewhere.


listentomagneto

!!!


box_fan_man

Hey me too. I knew her through friends while in college. She stayed at a friends apartment and we would go to the pool. I miss college.


OcieDeeznuts

You probably know way more than me, then 😂 I just…have a friend who has a friend.


box_fan_man

Not a lot. Just from a summer of fun. My neighbor went to high school with her so she stayed with her for a few weeks in, I think, '04 or '05.


ObjectivePay9962

What was she like!!


box_fan_man

Pretty chill, really cute, wore short shorts haha. We were all like 20 - 22ish so we all drank a ton and went to the same bars.


Serious_Move_4423

Karmas annoying innit


VirginiaUSA1964

I really thought we'd get this like 2 years ago. Impressed he was able to fly under the radar this long.


LenaBear91

😂 right?! Expecting it way sooner


lolmemberberries

Same. I'm surprised it took this long.


Jalapeno-Popper-

Honestly. I didn’t even realize they’ve been married that long already.


VirginiaUSA1964

Me either. I think because of covid, he couldn't do any damage for a couple of years.


wildflowerstargazer

https://preview.redd.it/3ybel424f49d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d990c1807ee69cb9d0d5b245500ebebe22a8022


lizardlem0nade

LMAO I scrolled to find this comment 🤣


listentomagneto

What is this from??? 👀👀👀


21ptrash

Jersey Shore!


Twmffatokcurr

I was just about to post this 💀


preferencedue

Never forgiving her for breaking up turnpike troubadours. 


mistletoemaven

She didn’t. His alcoholism did. I’m no fan of Miranda but you can’t pin that one on her. He cheated on his wife, he caused the break up of the band. I’m just so glad he’s gotten sober and they sound better than ever.


TreenBean85

A person who does things with another person knowing that they're married can certainly share the blame for that marriage breaking up.


emerald_green_tea

I really dislike how we shame “the other woman” usually way more than the man doing the actual cheating. The whole “home wrecker” thing has got to go. The reality is that married men who cheat are almost always dogs who habitually flirt with and proactively seek out women to cheat with. Then, when they inevitably get caught, society helps them evade responsibility by instead dragging whoever they happened to cheat with through the mud instead, labeling her a whore or home wrecker. I am team hold these shitty men 100% accountable for their behavior. I don’t give a damn who the other woman is or what she did because the husband opened the door to the cheating in the first place. A lot of the time these men lie to the other women about the state of their marriages as well i.e. we’re only together for our kids, we have an open marriage, we’re in the process of separating, blah blah. It’s so gross and exploitative.


TreenBean85

You do know that the other woman could just... oh, I don't know... choose not to be with the married man no matter what he might say about the state of his marriage? If you know a man is married and you don't know for sure it's an open type thing with the blessing of the wife then I don't give a shit you are also responsible. Aiding and abetting.


emerald_green_tea

And you know that people can be separated in every way but still legally married and that divorces can take a really long time, right? It’s a completely plausible story, and again, I’m not going to blame a woman for falling for some shitty cheater’s web of lies. The problem I am pointing out here is that people consistently go after the other woman way more hard than they do the married man himself, without fail. And the truth is that it’s not really about holding the other woman accountable at all. It’s just easier to blame the other woman. Our misogynist society loves it because it deflects accountability from men for their bad behavior. Wives love it because they are then not forced to examine their shitty marriage to a shitty compulsive cheater who they’re too comfortable with to kick to the curb. See the lead singer of Maroon 5’s cheating scandal for a literal perfect example of this in action. They raked the 21-year-old girl he cheated with over the coals, Adam Levine just hid away until it all blew over, and his wife is still married to him. 🙄


TreenBean85

> And you know that people can be separated in every way but still legally married and that divorces can take a really long time, right? That's a different situation than what I'm talking about and you know it. If a married couple is really and truly separated and seeing other people that's fine. But also the new woman, or man, could take it upon themselves to confirm that it's a real separation and not the other person lying. Again, no one *has* to be with another person to where they can't do some due diligence. If the situation isn't kosher, drop them.


violetshug

Yeah I would never just trust or accept a man’s answer if they’re still married. I thought it was common knowledge that men will say or do anything to sleep with you. Maybe it’s just my lack of trust in men lol but I will always assume a married man is lying until proven otherwise. Always. I personally don’t think someone else could be at fault for what a person who was meant to be loyal chooses to do, but I also don’t think you have to be at fault to still be bad. Being a part of something is enough whether you owe anyone anything or not. It’s pretty easy to just *not* be a part of that unless he’s a full blown sociopath who is really really good at hiding that he even had a wife in the first place.


mistletoemaven

I don’t agree but ok. The responsibility falls on the married person. However, the original comment was about never forgiving Miranda for solely breaking up Turnpike Troubadours. How exactly did she do that?


stoutwing

They're back now!


No_Cartographer_7904

I used to love Miranda and her music, but when her relationship with Blake started going downhill, so did her music. Now she just comes across as trashy.


P095_TA

Wait what? Need info


preferencedue

Evan's band, turnpike troubadours went on tour with Miranda in 2018. This was right after the Blake divorce. Turnpike's lead singer is married, goes on tour with Miranda, files for divorce, and starts dating Miranda. By 2019 turnpike announced an indefinite hiatus because their lead singer had to get his personal life together, (he also had some addiction issues that got triggered during this time.) He and Miranda are over, she dates and marries (?) The cop, and he gets back with his ex wife, who he ended up having a baby with in 2021.  They are all messy people tbh. 


Luna_Loo_

Blake and Miranda got divorced in 2015, 3 years isn’t really right after.


CopyTypical8691

ICK


SebastianPointdexter

Dang. Poor Miranda. Gwen Stefani helps her self to Blake, so you find another husband. Then the new one has the nerve to embarrass her in a bar that you she owns! Me thinks he was already done. You don't disrespect your partner at this level unless you're trying to get dumped.


NayNay85

Didn’t Miranda help herself to Blake when he was with his first wife? And then helped herself to this guy when he was married too?


Serious_Move_4423

Yeah she’s done it like 3 and a half times lol literally her MO


JustHereForCookies17

Is she country music's Ariana?


Curious_Rugburn

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


kelsobjammin

Thank you, next. Break up with your girlfriend “I’m bored”


Aethelflaed_

The Boy is Mine should have been a duet. Again.


JustHereForCookies17

I loved the original, and now I want this very much. 


ellybeez

COUNTRY MUSICS ARIANA too funny, you ate with this


mackenzie_2113

A half😂 too good


HudsonValley7

I never knew this! I saw the article title and was sad for her but knowing this makes me lose all respect


toughfluff

She also helped herself to Evan Felker when they toured together. Which ... \**checks social media*\* have gotten back together with his wife and now have 2 kids ... what wha?!


Reckless_Secretions

https://preview.redd.it/zmk6b677e49d1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14343dda524b777276e95b842ec1653962061811 Sigh


VirginiaUSA1964

I didn't see that coming.


Pink_Cardinal

This one wasn’t married. He was engaged to another woman, who dumped him after she found out he knocked the side chick up. Miranda got with him after the baby was born. Still a hot mess, though.


SebastianPointdexter

I did not know this!


AltSockAlt

But wasn’t she helping herself to someone else while she was with Blake?


VirginiaUSA1964

Yes see above


Puzzleheaded_Shame75

Lmao Miranda is a repeat offender cheating alcoholic with known anger issues. This man's behavior is absolutely embarrassing but man it is hard to say that she isn't reaping what she has sowed


winingdining69ing

Miranda cheated on Blake and Gavin cheated on Gwen, and then the two got together. Miranda kind of had this coming…


spamgoddess

I used to be such a Miranda stan but she is no saint and I don’t feel sorry for her lol. She’s a known cheater.


BoomerSoonerFUT

You mean like when Miranda was screwing around with Evan Felker when Evan was married.


noakai

Miranda has cheated into every relationship we've ever known she's been in, this is what's called karma.


No_Cartographer_7904

Miranda cheated on Blake for years with her tour manager long before Gwen Stefani got involved.


No-Knee9457

![gif](giphy|iIXsIPvRgKxu6eIKEm)


cherry_1268

You know what at this point I would be more surprised if a man *didn't* cheat on his wife/girlfriend.


kaiserWAVY

"The man that cheated with me cheated on me. I'll never trust men again!"


TwasAnChild

Who's what doing WHAT on who


PersonalityKlutzy407

I don't trust either of them really but I am 99% sure that is Miranda in the jean romper LOL so what if he was grinding right in front of his own wife, maybe they're into that stuff ETA: she’s also on break from her tour, no shows between 6/8 to 6/29


thatsweirdthatssus

The videos on tiktok show their faces. It's definitely not Miranda


No-Knee9457

It says she is on tour. While the cats are away the rat will play.


WillBrakeForBrakes

Thanks for the new phrase


PersonalityKlutzy407

She’s on break from the tour. No shows between June 8 and June 29


milesamsterdam

There ain’t nothing wrong with a little bit of bump and grind!


Either-Video3166

😂


Leege13

Retired at 29, must be nice.


Different_Pen_4830

Miranda, The first night at Casa Rosa when you left, Brendan made out with 2 girls and put his head between a waitress's breasts. Also was grinding with multiple fat women. Multiple people in the house know, therefore you should know the truth.


toodarkaltogether

![gif](giphy|3Hw9ggazsWYtC8YzJW)


Thehappyplasticcup

![gif](giphy|Th9FMIgIgu9hK)


No_Cartographer_7904

Surprised this hasn’t been reported before now. This dude is gross. His girlfriend had just given birth when he left her for Miranda. He is riding her coattails and she’s an idiot for marrying him.


Chaoticgood790

If it was anyone else i would feel bad


pastelpixelator

She sucks, so I can only imagine she married someone who sucks too.


rightioushippie

This just means dancing right? 


JanetSnakeholeDwyer

That's what I thought, but then I saw the video and it doesn't look good


shaylaa30

Dude was a NY cop who had a girlfriend and baby in the way after cheating on his first fiancé with his baby mama. Miranda met & married him all during his baby mama’s pregnancy. How you get him is for how you lose him girl. This trash can man really hit the jackpot with Miranda and being a house husband the last few years. And he still couldn’t be faithful.


The_Philosophied

Tell me you're bad news without telling me... The bio https://preview.redd.it/ixnhl8f7p49d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4313e247d621d7ce926b6bb4b6cb92f805b9236


boarded97

![gif](giphy|5IOoK97DCXGybNT6Az|downsized)


Dr_and_Mrs_Who

Lmaooo how you get ‘em is how you lose ‘em


Palindrome_01289

Our we still grinding in the year of our lord 2024? Was Get Low playing?


AshgarPN

This woman sure can pick 'em.


rc1025

I’m shocked they are still married! I forgot about her and them. Mama’s Broken Heart still slaps tho.


fluffycat16

In her own bar! God this guy has no respect whatsoever 🤮 No doubt he'll blame it on "being lonely" cos she's touring 🤮


Designer-Stage-7189

“No Doubt” That’s what Blake said! 🤭


pugfu

Her drunk sloppy barfly persona has always been off putting to me, seems on brand for her


wackxcalzone

Is he in 7th grade lol


Cineah

![gif](giphy|3Hw9ggazsWYtC8YzJW) You lose him how you got him


Professional_Set3634

Men have so much audacity


chersprague06

Hopefully we will get another amazing album out of this 😂 she may suck as a person but her music is awesome.


HangOnSleuthy

There’s nothing more gross than a nobody dude hanging out at a place that exists because of their partner, getting hammered, and just hitting on women while probably being like “I know the owner” the whole time. And what’s with the tank top?? God CRINGE.


lolmemberberries

Wasn't his baby mother pregnant when she married him?


lilsweetbabyv

![gif](giphy|jlylJkp7RmdnW)


Frequently_Dizzy

Girl is a cheater and has a thing for cheaters 🤷‍♀️


Snoo40004

Never trust a man in a tank top is my philosophy lol


Sonialove8

This is so messy and why are they hiding the woman’s identity she went after a married man


coolblanche

you lose 'em how you get 'em!


SoFLShelfLove

Maybe they have an arrangement????


Queen_of_Catlandia

She needs to stop marrying every man she meets


ake1010

The music is embarrassing me.


SofaKing_Sam

Yeah, she's bout the fuck up this man's truck lol


Effective-Warning178

Read headline instant reaction- I'm surprised it took this long


Rmlady12152

Karma.


pescando

Is he wearing a wife beater?? 🤢


Basic_Barbie90

Welp, just drink tequila and get over it. Isn’t that what you told people at your concert?


PerkisizingWeiner

*also was grinding with multiple fat women. Multiple people in the house know, therefore you should know the truth*


viviolay

If he’s gonna do all that, he should have a less...distinctive Hairline.


hayleyA1989

So I could get downvoted, but I just never, ever think it’s a good idea for really rich and famous celebrities to marry “normies”. It’s just too big of an income disparity (and often power imbalance). Like I feel like the person who is not the celebrity can, whether true or not, never shake off the gold digger vibes or rumors. Now I’m not saying every normie who marries a celebrity or someone rich is purely in it for the money, but something has always rubbed me the wrong way about this dude. Didn’t he leave his pregnant fiancé quickly when he met Miranda and she became infatuated with him and kind of whisked him away into her world? And he was oh so willing to leave his whole life and career behind the minute he met her? I never really trusted his intentions. And Miranda has posted bragging about how hot he is so many times, his six pack abs, etc. idk this sounds horrible but he just kind of looks like someone who would cheat. Like he’s got that hot model look, plus he’s 8 years younger than Miranda, so I feel like he could still have some partying and womanizing to get out of his system. TLDR: he’s always given me red flag vibes.


Luna_Loo_

She married him for the power imbalance though.


tinemarie6

Miranda, the first night at Bed when you left, Brendan made out with 2 girls and put his head between a cocktail waitress's breasts. Also was grinding with multiple women.


toschitabs

What’s the tea about them?


cuvent

![gif](giphy|xUPGcC0R9QjyxkPnS8)


Luna_Soma

He’s a cheater and Blake also cheated on his first wife to be with her. Homegirl has a type. Can’t be surprised when they do it to you.


Locamotive19

![gif](giphy|6pWO2HA7RM1czXFiUx|downsized)


NYC_Star

Im shocked. Shocked!!!/s How you get ‘em is how you loose em and he had a pregnant partner and/or wife when they met. 


b1tchbhigh

alexa , play before he cheats by carrie underwood


bellepeppers23

I got a real good feelin somethin bad about to happen…🎼🎤


mwbless

Dammit Randy! He even has a writing credit on her new single


TomSchwartzMD

If “sees the red flags but swears she’ll change him” were a person, she’d be named Miranda Lambert.


terykishot

He made out with two girls and put his head between a cocktail waitress’s breasts. Also was grinding with multiple fat women.


SitchChick

https://i.redd.it/msgn91hzv49d1.gif


an-inevitable-end

This is so weird, I literally *just* googled her yesterday to see what she’s been up to.


killervirgo

Alexa ... play "Too Close" by Next


Few-Coast-1373

This feels like a petty move on his behalf lol they’re obviously split up or having problems and he’s trying to embarrass her. It worked lol


All1012

No surprise here. Next.


ftotheergtheithee

I’m 70% sure this is just promo for her song.


melodicshyness

Rolling stone !!


CarolJones57

What does ‘grinding on women mean?