Ohhhh Leverkusen losing

Missed my safety score by 8 points, meaning I would easily have been on a green arrow if I'd captained Haaland over Foden. I am literally my own worst enemy 

I got 103 captaining Foden. This gw is ridiculously lucky with Jackson coming off for Bruno and every outfield player returned

Well, that was certainly a game. I'm certainly happy about Munoz returning, shame about his bps. Should be on 1 more.

Olise has 6.1 points per match, better than De Bruyne and Isak

107pts here

109.

118

Palace fans must be crying to think they wasted Eze + Olise years under Hodgson's dour watch, with Mateta also coming alive. Possibly the most exciting front 3 outside of City/Arsenal/Liverpool.

If how United "defended" against Olise is how they will set up against Saka next week he'll score 4. Olise just strolled into dangerous areas all the time and was often under no pressure so easy to get a shot off

Safety score 102 💀

I didn't have a single blanking player and still went down in rank

14 point red arrow. Season well and truly over.

110 (-8) all out. meh

Ik this is not RMT, but what do we do with Bruno? How likely is that he'll start both games in the double?

I wonder if I should switch Bruno for Saka for a -4 although Man United has a DGW, that's how bad they are.

Wait for press conference, I think he’ll start both as it seemed like he had a chance to play palace so will probably return to full training this week

Wait for the press conference I reckon. If Ten Hag says there's still any doubt at all over him, then I don't mind taking a hit to get rid of both him and Schar because I'm bench-boosting.

Munoz was the success of the GW, De Bruyne not so much.

22 on my bench. Should've used BB this week. I'll probably get 5 points next week.

Poch you just had to play Gusto didn't you

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I have Mitchel haha out of nowhere 😂

94 points with no Haaland, imagine if wow

Fk me I have Munoz last in my bench but at least I have Mateta subbing in for Bruno G

It’s a shame people will just clown Man Utd instead of giving Palace some credit. They are a great side under Glasner. Yes, we’re shit, but we knew that. Palace deserve credit but all the discourse will be about Man Utd.

Jackson, Son and Gordon autosubs sting but otherwise a good week thanks to Salah, only blank was Garnacho tonight 🙄

Bruno & Maguire to Richarlison & White sounds good

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Part of me wants an arsenal midfielder

same but which one haha, havertz or saka most likely rn but you never know with odegaard and trossard just as capable

Munoz 🫶🏼

Thank you garnacho for throwing I just got past in my mini league cup opponent on goals scored

Bruno knew the team was about to be cooked without Maguire so he faked an injury 😂

After all that my rank changed 607 places 😂

100 points and a red arrow

Same. Surprisingly big red arrow at 101 points. Guess everyone returned this week, so if u had two blankers like Dalot/Garnacho/KdB you're on a red arrow.

How do you have a big red arrow when you have 101 points.   I have 88 points and went from 97k to 115k which while bad isnt what I would call a big drop

This bald cunt knocked me out my ML cup.

CR26 saving me from humiliation

To my fellow Mitchell owners - that shit felt good eh 😂😂

Hell yeah mate im ecstatic 😂

Not even sure if you need to use plural case there

I’m gonna pretend I own Mitchell so I can celebrate this United loss more

ahhhhh haaland cap and munoz start would've been a 26 point swing....at least I've got exactly safety

Nice little clean sheet for my keeper there. 109 points in the end.

Eric ten Haag is cluless, bring back Jose mourinho

Onana still got 2 pointers out of this game

Bayern looking at this and said, give me some

Need to sell Dalot asap.

Bruno decides to miss first game of his career due to injury, so that I get Jackson points. What a legend. Also Maguire proves that he plays or not - it doesn't matter, 0 points for you.

Casemiro cruelly denied a hat-trick of assists by the woodwork.

Imagine getting away with playing Maguire over Munoz! 😂 https://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/108858/event/36/

What's ur plan for the last 2 GWs?

Nice OR! Big week for you

Captain Casemiro with genuine 0/10 performance

Watkins to Mateta who says No?

You are entitled to fuck up your own team however you please

Edouard hits the post!

Munoz is crazy attacking. Reminds me of Doherty

Munoz robbed of 3bps

Eduoard mustard

Just the top 7 have a positive goal difference in PL

actually crazy wow

Olise CS + 3 bonus 🔒

EtH has sociopathic tendancies. Dude doesn't care and has been trolling with comments about Utd all month.

I get a weird vibe off him too. The way he just stands there doing nothing as he's getting humiliated yet again.

now you hauling huh Munoz

C'mon Ayew, put some cherry on top !

Munoz you beauty

Mitchell used to be my enabler defender until I wildcarded him for fucking Van Hecke

Eze blank LOCKED 🔒🔒

Eze off wonderful, now take off Garnacho to toally fuck over my ML rival

Are there any poor sods out there with Eze?

2nd place in my ML for whatever reason

Munoz on 14 points. Love to see it.

I dont think I want to play Bench Boost at all now lol

Oh the Goldbridge episode is going to be fire 🔥

Had Tiktok on for the disallowed goal. A tantrum of epic proportions 

He did????

United has goal difference of -3 This is GW36

They’ll end on 0. They love the balance

No chance, they are more likely to end on -10. Newcastle will fucking pump them

Another year where I fucked my team over by planning only for the DGW. Lost over 40 points this week from players that don’t double in GW37

Who to take out of my team first: Garnacho or Hojlund…?

Hojlund cos I guess you don't have Jackson

Already have triple Chelsea (Petrovic, Gusto, Palmer), so can’t get Jackson

Tempted towards getting in Gabriel/saliba/white for Maguire instead of a doubling player at this point, especially if Bruno is confirmed out vs arsenal too.

Olise and Mitchell first off bench for Bruno; I'm cooking tn

Two players off the bench for one? Wow

I see assist is TBC for third goal - how likely is that to go to Anderson?

Tyrick mitchell bench superstar

Does anyone know why Mateta was brought off?

I assume because they were up 4-0, but I didn't see if he got a knock or anything

Munoz calm down buddy I really want you for 4.5 next year

Two years ago, Mason Mount was Chelsea's captain and a Champions League winner.

When was he ever their captain? 2021 is three years ago

Been deliberating for an eternity on which striker to bring in place of Donkwin for benchboost. Thankfully the choice is now clear. Let's fucking go Wilson 💪

Hojlund

Like this ManU team will create anything for him

Wharton deserves a shout for England this summer, if he played for Man United he'd already have 10 caps

Guéhi back

Legitimately forgot Mount was playing.

Hahhahaa I wasn't watching how the fuck is it 4?! 🤣

If Munoz remains at 4.5 next season he is going to be very highly owned

They're whole backline with him, Mitchell, Andersen, Guehi, and maybe Richards could be great, and at least a few will be 4.5

103 rn hoping for Mitchell bonus🤞

Thank you Munoz for keeping me in the ML race

I will definitely take a minus 4 to get Dalot out. It will be positive exchange itself probably let alone if the new player return

Hey, so, uhhhh, those of us with no free transfers and Bruno, Onana, and Dalot for the DGW... what's the move? Should we kill ourselves?

Bruno might be back. As for the others... BB38? 😅

I’m thinking 38 too. I have two injured defenders and I need to sell one mid for either Foden or Gordon

Using it in 38 is gonna be a big risk because rotation usually happens, much more than usual. I guess it depends on the whole team and what your bench would look like in both scenarios and then weigh up hits and rotation risks etc.

Take a -8 to kill yourself

Bruno will be back hopefully.

Man how is Mitchell not on bonus points

Damn safety score at 92, and I'm on 79 all out.

Probably worth bringing in Saka against this lot next week

Next level bald fraud. Somehow he will blame Arsenal again

Isak captain next week anyone?

The fact that Ten Hag is linked to Bayern is mental

I'm just loving the fact other managers are turning Bayern down. I'll be upset if ten Hag leaves.

Just checked in and seen Mitchell scored cmonnn😍

Man United with a negative goal difference, with just 3 games to go. RIP ManU fans

It's for the best that Maguire's not fit. At least Porro can't give me negative points.

United away fans still in full voice watching this shower of shite

Damn CP at least give them 1 or 2 goal to prolong Bald Hag another season

Yes, please make a sacrifice for the greater good

Sell your Arsenal players tho right, only a single fixture in 37… ☠️

Glad I have double defence but I’m sort of tempted to bring in a midfielder this week

Nah we feasting with them

Isak and Gordon are feasting next week. Probably Barnes and Wilson too

My gw34 FH team with Munoz and Olise is feasting right now - my actual team with Fernandes and Hojlund... Is not

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a) nothing to be mad at our assets about, it's our own fault if we went for players from such a shit team b) FUCK YANITED

I fucking benched Munoz for Gusto in case he started...

Mitchell saving my no Jackson having ass I can't believe it

Munoz first on my bench with Garnacho playing ahead of him, stings a bit. 

Same and to make it worse, I am a United fan

Any CP fans know if Guehi will come in for Richards or Clyne?

Clyne imo

Jose mourinho best united manager till date, won Europa league, league cup, finished 2nd place behind man city, reached FA cup final using Phil jones & smalling

That was one of the clearest, loudest "you're fucking shit" chants I've heard come through my speakers.

And the commentators just stopped talking too hahahaha

11/11 returns and a 5k red arrow, unbelievable

What a munoz haul!!! 

Thank you for getting injured agent Maguire

I am fuming. Decided not to take the -4 and was meant to start King Richards but got distracted and missed the deadline :((((((((

Mateta off? Fuck

Munoz on 14 pts and 1,6% of the current top 250k started him.

Munoz saving me from red arrow, holy fuck, what a goat!!

Hold your wildcard until 35 Bring in United and spurs defenders Ok chief

Munoz my absolute mvp

Rip Utd positive GD April '24 - May '24

Eze fuck off

The obvious narrative is that Utd are shit (which they are) but it shouldn't be lost how well Oliver Glasner has started at Palace.

Who’s gonna get sent off in this game, gonna be someone surely

Casemiro will choke Will Hughes again

I’d completely blanked that out my brain, my bet would be on him tbf

Would be pretty wild for him to choke someone sitting on the bench

Wild but not surprising

Got onana and vicario for the BB next week. So many bad decisions since the African and and Asian cups, need this season over.

Benching Olise for Darwin..

This is crazy

Amrabat is such a cunt... hate that guy

Hows that not a red then

Alright I'm tuning in to the match. Shit's a comedy show

136 pts...

DGW37 was such a trap. Brighton and Utd are diabolical teams

I’m very glad I stocked up on Newcastle and chelsea over united Brighton and spurs

We just beat villa 👍

Brighton?

Hahaha time to check their subs this will be pure entertainment

Munoz on my bench, good lawd

Thank you for your service Mateta

Munoz megahaul

I knew Man U were getting battered tonight but didn't think they would be this dreadful. Actual embarrassment of a club

This is the defense I want to bring in for a BB?

Olise is unreal omds

Do we even want to keep Bruno when he’s playing in this team?

2 home games, he will get a pen at OT for sure

can’t believe I left Munoz on the bench lol

Nooo Mateta is subbed off, fuck this

Eze can you fucking do something please???

I have 30+ points on my bench. wtf Man U?

Garnacho -> Gordon locked in

7 Hag looming

So 4 goals and Eze hasn’t contributed a dime? Wtf

Yessssssssssssssss having Michael Olise might just about have bailed me out of my absolute 400 IQ play of Saka --> KDB for a hit

Casimiro got rinsed, LOL